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RomanceRe: +18: I'll Soon Have Erectile Dysfunction [Picture] by Woodshot: 2:20pm On Dec 09, 2023
You talk something and do another in real life...post if you may your JT mileage, that the before and at the of the day when you post your after peeps would place them at par
PoliticsRe: Burkina Abandons French As An Official Language by Woodshot: 2:15pm On Dec 09, 2023
Abandoned and embrace what ? One language? No. The idea of languages? Yes.
Something along the lines of having the one tribe at the helm of affairs speak their mother tongues huh? Then if another tribe finds themselves in the corridors of power he's more than allowed to flip the switch?

How's that even possible because Burkina Faso has more than 60 indigenous languages...
SportsRe: Enyimba FC Of Aba Sign A 2-Year Sponsorship Deal With United Nigeria Airlines by Woodshot: 10:44am On Dec 09, 2023
emmabest2000:
Enyi can never fly
Dude use another word biko grin
Okay, Enyi must break ground... something along the lines of nzogbu nzogbu
TravelRe: Passengers Groan As Return Air Tickets Climb N500,000 On Monopoly Routes by Woodshot: 3:38pm On Dec 08, 2023
IjebuWarrior:
U.S
You earn in that currency. So, calm down.
TravelRe: Passengers Groan As Return Air Tickets Climb N500,000 On Monopoly Routes by Woodshot: 1:10pm On Dec 08, 2023
IjebuWarrior:
Well, wetin make I come talk? I just got my own return tix to 9ja for $3,750. angry

Nonsense! 🤬
Which country??
RomanceRe: How The Top 10 Richest Women In The World Got Their Wealth by Woodshot: 7:23am On Dec 08, 2023
Safe to say they all made wealth through hookup, oloshoism, and being baddies and call girls for their men ??
Nairaland GeneralRe: Mysterious People You Have Met In Life. by Woodshot: 4:34pm On Dec 07, 2023
rickleye:
Lol . But what happened if he changes the timeline ?
grin grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: Mysterious People You Have Met In Life. by Woodshot: 4:21pm On Dec 07, 2023
Tonididdyx:
I went to UBA akpalpava branch in benin to the customer service desk.
I noticed a man holding a cheque, I was shocked to see my full name, surname and middle name initials written on the cheque.
I was stone shocked, I stepped back looked at the man, he was an elderly ( late or early 70s).
First thought got to my head, " I have to touch this man somehow", to ensure it wasn't a ghost or anything mystical.
I approached him and said, " Sir that's my name, surname and initials on your cheque sir. Are you sending me money?
He laughed and said " That's my name on the cheque"
The UBA cashier was with her jaws dropped. The trio of us were shocked.
Sadly I didn't continue further contacts with him, I lost sight of him before I was through in the banking Hall.

Till date... I still have a weird feeling that was me in the future!... Never seen such coincidence in my life, same place, same time.
At least now you know that you gonna live long... You can do all the risky things of life and still be alive...
HealthRe: 19-yr-old Dies Of Drug Overdose During Intercourse With A Lady In Delta (photos) by Woodshot: 3:48pm On Dec 07, 2023
Autopsy should be carried because the whole events is shrouded in false embellishments and untruths... Why on earth would the call girl be out with his phone only to remember on the way that she left hers behind?
Science/TechnologyRe: Google Launches AI Model 'Gemini', Billed To Be Better Than ChatGPT by Woodshot: 11:26am On Dec 07, 2023
Danisaint112:
Now this up there is my favourite part in the whole article I just read. This is a welcome development.

The free one called bard is already serving me well and I rate it 3X better than Chat GPT-4 anytime anyday (for some reasons).

Here are my reasons:
Google owns bard and with this there is no limit to the amount of information you can fetch or access from Google using bard.

If you know your way around SEO trust you can use Bard to do some crazy shit and pull out some crazy information.

I constantly use this ai machine to steal google's most protected data (what the big boys pay thousand of dolls for) 😁🤑

I don't know if anyone has discovered this but I did on my own and even if anyone has we are definitely not many.

And with this presentation, phot and video recognition ability for Gemini, the deal done. My greatest problem has been solved.

Don't come mentions to tell you anything pls 🙃 this secret is reserved for only my family. Nigerians to dey cast abeg... 😁

Me revealing this to you is already enough expo. Do with this information whatever you wish.
I know this expo makes money but which way to follow ain't got no clue.
PhonesRe: Pictures From TECNO SPARK 20 Series Launch And TECNOxAFCON Sponsorship by Woodshot: 4:42pm On Dec 06, 2023
How much
PoliticsRe: Tinubu, Shettima To Spend ₦10bn On Trips, Meals As Villa’s Animals Get ₦201M by Woodshot: 8:34am On Dec 06, 2023
Rare pictures of Villa animals

BusinessRe: Bitmama Acquires Payday by Woodshot: 10:17am On Dec 05, 2023
BigDawsNet:
Learn Tech today
Can you advice me on what tech I should go all in ?
CrimeRe: Suspected Phone Thieves Stab Final Year ATBU Student To Death In Bauchi by Woodshot: 3:47pm On Dec 04, 2023
Rule number one: never drag or show supremacy, strength, when a gun/ pointed is pointed at you. Even if the chance to overpower him is glaring you still don't have a chance....
EducationRe: What Sperm Does To A Woman [NOT PREGNANCY] by Woodshot: 7:13pm On Dec 02, 2023
single ejaculation can release anywhere from 40 million to 1.2 billion spermatozoa

Please How on earth can I convert it 40 million Naira -- 1.2 billion naira
FamilyRe: What One Thing A Kid Born After 2000 Will Not Understand? by Woodshot: 10:45am On Dec 02, 2023
SIXTEENTH:
Twale for you bros, this line at the bolded speak volume and B.I.G predicted about this world trade which was blown by the terrorists Osama I think around 2001
There was a bomb explosions in basement of one of towers I think in 93. That's what the lyric is referring to haha
SportsRe: Peseiro To NFF: Pay Me, Don’t Teach Me My Job by Woodshot: 9:56am On Dec 02, 2023
Agreement is Agreement
PoliticsRe: Olubunmi Tunji-ojo Commissioned Arrival E" Of Abuja Airport & Remodeled Gates by Woodshot: 9:22am On Dec 02, 2023
Because we said we like your style, your giant strides, the leaps and miracles you're performing... because we admire your good deeds. The things you did, doing, and would still do for Nigerians, Nigeria, and the passport.
Because we like you. Because outta of current ministers' you seem the best. Because of all these doesn't mean you should go out to commission a remodeled gate ... Get you working impactfully. No time to waste.
EducationRe: Can A Secondary School Certificate Holder Be Termed “Educated”? by Woodshot: 9:20am On Dec 02, 2023
The Yes hit LIKE
The No hit SHARE

Let the poll begin.
Science/TechnologyRe: People Share Their Experiences Starting This Generator (Photo) by Woodshot: 3:15pm On Dec 01, 2023
How many of you are from that "I better pass my neighbour generator?"
Science/TechnologyRe: Say Something About This Generator. by Woodshot: 1:27pm On Dec 01, 2023
Reading through the comments is making me nostalgia. Good old days
EducationRe: Kizz Daniel Gifts Himself A Rolls-royce Cullinan As He Marks A Decade On Stage by Woodshot: 1:07pm On Dec 01, 2023
larryUG:
same here
Never clicking!
BusinessRe: Oppenheimer Family Buys GZ, Nigeria’s Top Can-Maker Firm by Woodshot: 10:38am On Dec 01, 2023
Mind blowing!
EducationRe: NDA Matriculates 441 Cadets For 75th Regular Course by Woodshot: 12:28pm On Nov 30, 2023
Mindlog:
Far less will make it to POP.
When they start making them do things against their wish the weak would be separated by chickening out, quiting, running away, and dashing.
EducationRe: NDA Matriculates 441 Cadets For 75th Regular Course by Woodshot: 12:10pm On Nov 30, 2023
I don't think 400 cadets will be making it to POP
HealthRe: As A Guy, Why Are You Not Built Like This? [PHOTO] by Woodshot: 11:26am On Nov 30, 2023
I've that look... One day I just posted a sweet, picturesque, hot dripping images of me standing/posing for the camera on a sharp rocks in a River with forest green life doting the background. While flexing my muscles and marked six packs... I'm so tall. Sporting dreads and moustache.


The good comments poured most especially from the womenfolk. They were all Drooling . However, a comment stood out, from a heavily breasted, mountainous, voluminous or to infer pleasantly; she's so fat and large.

Her comments was something along the lines of her choosing 6 cars over 6 packs twice on a Thursday morning...
EducationRe: Tuition-free Nursing Schools Abroad For Nigerians by Woodshot: 11:12am On Nov 30, 2023
Nigerians would fill up these schools if they could sponsor their trip.
EducationRe: My Observation About The Black Community In A European University by Woodshot: 6:22am On Nov 30, 2023
On one point; I 'm here thinking that if they all had it then what it means is that they paid to use them in fees. They're not using it for free. What's the essence of having yours when you have got easy access to the school's property. Have it in mind that one way or the other they must have paid for it.
CelebritiesRe: Tiktoker, Okoli Classic Who Was Gifted ₦2M By Davido, Buys New Phones For Family by Woodshot:
grin Shawty is brainy. I've the notion that the first 2 million that fingers my aza I'd use it to directly fund my eating habits ... Something like spending 50,000 on bag of garri, 30k on sugar, 100k on groundnut. 80k on milk...

Least I forget I'd use 300,000 eating just suya and hollandia youghourt every evening...

Placing my own intentions at par with what this Shawty did you you'd understand she's intelligent and not stupid as most of y'all thinks...

Again what she's doing brings to mind what goes on in our minds... I mean you reading this. Is there not one thing you would like to do for you family once money shows no matter how little?

Nicki Minaj says:, yo, I remember when I couldn't buy my mother a couch
now I'm sitting at the closing, bought my mother a house.

RomanceRe: Why Do People Probably Say These Words When Caught Cheating? by Woodshot: 9:39am On Nov 29, 2023
Too much of Nollywood
CrimeRe: Moment A Drunk Man Jumps Inside Lion Enclosure In Delhi Zoo (video & Pics) by Woodshot: 9:23am On Nov 29, 2023
virginchaser:
Some stupid beings will likely try to replicate this scenario. Effect of drugs all over the world can not be overemphasized reason Muslim fanatics beheaded innocent victims in Nigeria northeast and over hundred innocent citizens were kidnapped in Zamfara.
When marlyin Monroe died it is said that the suicide rate in los Angeles doubled. I don't know the name for this phenomenon. But Most definitely the rate of people scaling Zoo fences to go chill out with lions gonna double the more impressions this very video gets.

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