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Portable why ?

The very foundation is weak then... 19 year old baby still learning baby steps is not good omen.

My Northern boys coming through with kwaya

It's not lonely at the top

LadyRosa2:
So what?!

What's so 4cking special about it?

My mom still paints till date and had our kitchen tiles fixed on some areas that was broken some years back when she was around her late forties.She fixes broken tables and cages for her bird by herself, she go buy nails, begin neck anything knackered! Its a hobby to be able to fix things!

I paint my house too! Learnt from my mother.
I learnt fixing stuffs from my mother!
I learnt fixing electrical stuffs from who?! From being daring and stubborn.

I do my own damn wiring my 4cking sef!
I'm used to getting shock by electricity but that one no mean say I no dey dey careful.

I starch and iron my own natives my own sef, my husband pays me to do his else I dump his own in the most expensive laundry house in the neighbourhood.

As a woman you need to be strong and beautiful. E dey attract men die!!!

Nothing wey I no fit learn, if I don't know it I visit YouTube and learn.

The CCTV in my house today I fixed it myself. Infact my husband struggles with it, till I told him to come the 4ck down from the ladder. I watched how to do it on YouTube and did it and synced it with his phone. By the time he woke up, he opened his phone and could see everything around the compound

Guy man look me, he smiled.

He no regret say him marry 'mad' woman.

Woman dey paint na news?! Nonsense.

Na 911 I go soon go learn how to drive.

Give her flowers and go!

Excerpts from the post The government urged Nigerians to report any road that is poorly constructed anywhere in the country.

This government is acting so crazy, funny, overly chidish and plain stupid.

This life isn't Nollywood. The guy is somewhere living off pops wealth, drinking choicest drink, eating out the juiciest pussay, and extending his dickss in Yanshes as big San Francisco.

Nothing is getting outta hand because since time immemorial shits has been happening. Latest trends on SM makes it look like one but sex in water body is a thing. The only downside is doing shits in places where shits ain't allowed.

Same thing as sex in the Beach. There are set down rules for people caught. They're charged to court and made to pay fines because it's crime since it's a public property.

zinaunreal:
You still dey dream world. High on drugs provided by Tinubu

Who's Tinubu??

Morale of the troops just skyrocketed and would further decimate HAMAS if they dare to breach cease fire.

iHart:
If they don't stop it, one day uk will become an extension of Nigeria. Nigeria will fill up their parliaments, government agencies, military, police and even become prince, Princess, King and Queen. We are dominating them and will soon recolonise them

India. Not Nigeria

4KNGOATS:
See this bastardzzz speak what I understand you smug punky creepy useless born by mistake

4KNGOATS:
See this bastardzzz speak what I understand you smug punky creepy useless born by mistake

Ara gba gi !

4KNGOATS:
Mad cow useless fellow that's why you're a total failure at school nothing u Sabi except useless music. Sai kachi Mai chin durun uwar baabarka shege sakaren banza sakaran wofi azzalumi

Rie nsi. Kitikpa racha gi íkē. Anumanu dika gi.

4KNGOATS:
Mumu na music go ki you na hu ask u dat one now?

Kachi Uwarka... Wawa munafuka

I have not but maybe I might very soon. I might be hopeless but thing is: my old man couldn't wake. He's right there sleeping, deep slumber kind of thing, breathing his breath but waking is what he can't... The whole family waited, shoved and Shaked him in bid to force wake him but he's still there. That was at early morning devotion and the family should I say shockingly reacted?

But yet they waited it out. They waited. Building hope from morning till early in the afternoon but my old man is still breathing his breathe, a deep slumber kind of thing but not waking up.

What's this ? I presume that' was what went through their minds because I am very far from home.

They decided to go the hospital way late in the evening and after journeying from my remote village to a place where Heath care is possible he recovered and recuperateed.

Firstly, he had hard time talking. However, his speech came back and we talked on phone.

The above incidents happened last month. I'm not one that keeps events and dates stored in my mind but it was middle of last month.


Reason why I'm thinking I might lose a loved pretty soon is because same ugly happening repeated itself this week...you know the pattern already? He relapsed. He's just there breathing his breathe, sleeping in deep slumber and no matter what you do he's never gonna wake.


Oxygen was fixed to aid. And He's being in and out of oxygen machine.

Words from mother says: he's having pretty hard time recovering. Placing the first ugly incident at par with the present happening, he's taking so long to come back to his self.


All hope isn't lost but I'm hanging on a thin thread.

Grant of one million Naira ?? Is it for Eba ? This is not 2013. This is 2023

The urge to get fuccked would not disperse or dissipate by lines you wrote or "precious blood ." Your whole being is biological and as long as you're healthy sexual feelings would hang around like clouds just waiting for when the time is right to drizzle.

Undies or not you need to read up more on biology, anatomy of the human body and understand in full what' needs to be understood.

Again I tell you're only human and must behave as one. It is what it is.

Most olodo boys and gals that have been fuccking in the different shades of sex such as missionary, doggy, cow girl, wall gecko, and what have you would still copy from others.

I just pity the saints, those people that have never had sex or maybe even if they had perhaps once...I pity them because they'd end up writing what they have no idea. The only beauty part is that they would become more current in sex matters after the exams .

School war. A day set aside for seniors, mostly between SS2 and SS3 students to UFC, wrestle, exchange blows, and beat living shits outta each others for flimsy reasons.

This happens mostly in mixed school or boys only school. Fights out occurs after school hours within school vicinity.

Funnily when they're tired of infighting they go all out to engage nearby schools.

Weapons Used for engagement: planks, magic, bottles, branches of nearby trees, their very own seats gonna be broken, plus their God given fist, legs for karate, and what have you is normal used.

Reason for fight: stupid reasons. Fight over girls, seniority, and football. Who won or who lost.

Rules of engagement: it starts with push, shove, and more push and shove.

Friends of each party comes out to weigh their supports, each laying their support against each other. Thereby Translating, turning into, or metamorphosising into free for all fight.

Teachers insight flees. Only takes the help of external security to quell tensions. But on most cases it's a fight till everyone runs away or home to return to fight another day.

Chef should swiftly pursue her dreams and let no man shove her down for she's born to prosper.

Black men are endangered.

Anyways, she go explain tire no evidence

Lonely at the top

It never happened... Really

Life's too short. Brother man needs to prioritise his mental health above the money. Better he save up and be on the lookout for better days are ahead. Job designed to kill him should be given Gulf distance.

I'm not going please

They want their own bribes that's major reason of the probe. They ain't doing it to unravel the gross mismanagement of funds rather they want cut of the meat...