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Packaged Real Nigerian foodstuffs and sent to her💯✔️
Packaging razor blades, Vaseline, biscuit, matches, sellotape, lip glosses, tooth paste is utterly outrageous. What were you thinking? Come on dude! This shit is crazy!

And if really the one why you packaged those is this: It ll shock you you can buy a packet of blade that's not up to N1,000 for over $20 Canadian dollars, that's over N20K in Nigeria. Imagine blade pack kan for N20K? It no shock you?

Then you really need your ass whipped real good.

She earns in CAD and the minimum wages over there is not 30 thousand smelling naira.

Was expecting to see the 21 year old human hairdresser you picked up from oyinbo market in package. Don't you think she needs a Nigerian head dresser sent to her ?

I don't want to wake tomorrow realising you remove the sun from the sky and sent to her.

Girlie you're funny.

Please send Tinubu to her too I'm pretty sure she misses him too.

Apple doesn't fall far from the tree

This picture opened up sweet memories when I dated a shorty. Not saying the lady in the pics is short though. My point is; way back when she was done paying me a visit and there I was taking her back to her place. I would stop at the foot of a stream while she heads home on her own. Now the meat of the story; there's an elevation there. A rock that I put her on before we kiss ourselves goodbye. I'm so tall and babe so short that we must kiss with her standing atop rock of ages.

How does he finger pussays to reach the clit? I'm tryna imagine how he fuckss without handling the succulent breasts. How does
he choke the babe though. Can he sustain doggy with his woman.

I for one thinks that the only thing he'd be so good at this point of his disability when you think the matters of Oza room is; giving of HEAD. His mouth is exactly where bulk of his arm strength went into. Woohoo! goddamn he'd so good at it. Boy! Do I envy him.

I'm waiting for that Niggur who usually replies and comments on thread using CHATgpt . Because at this point only chatgpt could answer clearly how such funds was expended.

The threat is a cosmetic one because it ain't gonna put you slews on your ten toes.

For the threats to be a real hard and thick one to the senate, dozen of you guys needs to be kidnapped firstly. ..

I'm

Indigbo:
If we win I will give you N5k.

Streetmovement:
Wotoporiously speaking

We're done with this bitches

These bitches

Indigbo:
If we win I will give you N5k.

You go give me 5k

Indigbo:
If we win I will give you N5k.

Favorite9779:
I smile 2 0 for Nigeria against SABB.

Naso we take come out

caye:
That's your king. If that's your king as a melanin person, so sorry, you are a slave.

My only King is Olodumare; the Creator of heaven and earth.

That's your King. If that's your King as a melanin person, so sorry, you're a slave

Long Live the King! However, Prince William is warming up to be in his place if king Charles joins his ancestors.

Fried Egg and noddles was fair price to drill girl's hole way back in Uni. All girls ain't same some might want the hot plate served with coke or Fanta.

Unpossible

To arrest those devils the cops needs to comb everything. If the cops are willing the assailants would be nabbed before sunset today.

You should have gone to see the pastor then spend quality time with him and then come next Sunday service, you stride to the altar and shout thunderous "PRAISE THE LORD" Like others before your and afterwards; give testimony of how he prayed over your worn Engine and in a heartbeat the old parts gave way and appeared was a brand, new, and shiny parts/engine...

The plan is to question the beliefs of the members. Your testimony gonna make at least one individual to quit CHURCH for good...

Enn214:
Lalasticlala

Lol. Why are you calling Lala? Haven't you noticed paucity of snake threads for long time now. Seun sacked him very long time ago.

Lol

2000 naira exchanging for 1USD is a foreseeable future. Same way nobody believed that naira would trade for 1400. It's unsettling and shocking to think about it but 1 USD 2k naira is sure...

spyder880:
Jacqueline Okwueze, not Tanya Okpala.

What's this site brr

400kg ! He was sold or probably rat out by his cartels.

ngl If he mistakenly walks into "animal farm" he's dead meat. Because there's a saying I'm animal that goes: "Whatever goes upon two legs is an enemy."