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Christianity Etc › Re: How Are We Sure Mary Didn’t Lie About How She Conceived Jesus? by Workch(op): 3:16pm On Nov 12, 2021
orisa37:
Meanwhile I want to ask, how sure are you that you are the legitimate son of your father?


Good question. He is CAIN born by EVE impregnated by The SERPENT.
Even if I am not, my mom didn’t lie that she slept with the Holy Spirit.
No one is worshipping me for my mom’s lies like the bastard called Jesus grin

This one go pain Dtruthspeaker cheesy
Christianity Etc › Re: How Are We Sure Mary Didn’t Lie About How She Conceived Jesus? by Workch(op): 3:14pm On Nov 12, 2021
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Dtruthspeaker:
grin Who employed you before? You were an Agbero under the bridge grin

And no reasonable employs touts! grin so you had no service to render.

Rather God, has directed make none of us make the mistake of employing you. grin grin

grin You are not qualified to provide service! REJECTED! grin grin grin grin
A worshipper of a bastard son of a Hebrew olosho woman grin
Christianity Etc › Re: How Are We Sure Mary Didn’t Lie About How She Conceived Jesus? by Workch(op): 3:13pm On Nov 12, 2021
MaxInDHouse:
All these headache because you don't want to obey simple life saving instructions, shey? cheesy
Nope, Because you have not provided evidence
grin
Christianity Etc › Re: How Did Noah Inform Those Living In Africa About The Catastrophe? by Workch(op): 3:10pm On Nov 12, 2021
Dtruthspeaker:
grin A Fool, is A Fool and he is known as soon as he openeth his mouth! What a Big Fool you are! grin grin
grin
Christianity Etc › Re: How Are We Sure Mary Didn’t Lie About How She Conceived Jesus? by Workch(op): 2:50pm On Nov 12, 2021
Dtruthspeaker:
grin Stupidity Activiated is on the prowl! Yeeha! grin
I don’t serve a bastard grin
Christianity Etc › Re: How Are We Sure Mary Didn’t Lie About How She Conceived Jesus? by Workch(op): 2:37pm On Nov 12, 2021
Dtruthspeaker:
He is an evil-lite, so expect Stupidity Activated!
All hail the divine bastard.
The one whom his mother lied about his conception. grin

Amen
Christianity Etc › Re: How Are We Sure Mary Didn’t Lie About How She Conceived Jesus? by Workch(op): 2:25pm On Nov 12, 2021
Ynix:
Just because you can't read you did not know that her husband to be dreamt and confirmed that the child is from God and not by human intercourse.
My Bible says answer a fool so he doesn't think he is wise. Don't bother answering him so he doesn't seem to be wise.
Just use your head to think, give me your dad's number so I can tell him to go to any lab and proof if you are actually his son
Doesnt mean that king Herod didn’t father Jesus.

All the lies just to cover Jesus bastard status. grin
Christianity Etc › Re: How Are We Sure Mary Didn’t Lie About How She Conceived Jesus? by Workch(op): 2:23pm On Nov 12, 2021
ajumma:
an evil personified
grin
Christianity Etc › Re: How Are We Sure Mary Didn’t Lie About How She Conceived Jesus? by Workch(op): 2:23pm On Nov 12, 2021
ajumma:
@bold that is slandering
woe unto thee
May the Lord have mercy on soul
Lol grin

The lord doesn’t exist, it was made up because of Mary’s lie
Christianity Etc › Re: How Are We Sure Mary Didn’t Lie About How She Conceived Jesus? by Workch(op):
MaxInDHouse:
The book says she got pregnant through the Holy Spirit but let's assume she lied, what about Elizabeth the mother of John?
She must have related her experience when Mary visited her nah! Luke 1:39-45

So everyone lied that Jesus performed miracles and everything was a lie simply because you're an atheist, and you're terribly disturbed that some people believe the Bible rather than your Evolution Theory, shey? cheesy
I seriously think king Herod is responsible for it.
grin

Why allow Joseph adopt a bastard son?
Christianity Etc › Re: How Are We Sure Mary Didn’t Lie About How She Conceived Jesus? by Workch(op): 2:04pm On Nov 12, 2021
Ynix:
The same way I doubt if you are actually the son of your dad, so simple s grin
At lease my mom didn’t lie that Holy Spirit slept with her.
She didn’t create a whole new religion from it grin

Mary the Hebrew olosho did grin
Christianity Etc › Re: How Are We Sure Mary Didn’t Lie About How She Conceived Jesus? by Workch(op): 1:53pm On Nov 12, 2021
Ynix:
Congratulations bro, a demon has just activated your stupidity potentials, keep it up as you get aroused by the demon.
Meanwhile I want to ask, how sure are you that you are the legitimate son of your father
Just because I don’t believe that a Hebrew olosho gave birth to god?
Christianity Etc › How Are We Sure Mary Didn’t Lie About How She Conceived Jesus? by Workch(op): 1:43pm On Nov 12, 2021
I mean, it’s possible she probably fornicated and had Jesus out of wedlock. To cover it, she cooked up the story of Holy Spirit.
And now no one knows the actual father of Jesus, Joseph was compelled to accept the bastard into his family because he loved Mary so much.

Na so religion take start o, A possible Bastard that might have been fathered by king Herod became a deity because his mother lied.

To be sincere, this story is more plausible that the Holy Spirit nonsense.

Dtruthspeaker, what do you have to say?
Christianity Etc › Re: Jesus And The Devil In The Bible by Workch:
Dtruthspeaker:
grin grin grin REJECT has found his fellow Reject! grin

Former Christ Applicant Rejected by Christ moves to band with Abraham's Illegitimate seed! grin grin grin..

grin Now you are homeless man! grin grin grin hahaha grin grin.

Hey, Mohammed, customer don come O. grin grin grin grin.

If this no pure, you can try the Atoms and the Otems.

But wait O, Indomie Monster don already fail you? grin grin now-now-now? grin

Oh, e self Reject You! grin grin grin hahaha grin grin

REJECT! na so dem dey reject you everywhere you go? grin grin Then dis world go finally add E own Rejection join. grin grin grin

Kai! What a Misery Full life you chose! grin grin What a Mighty Big Fool you are in fulfilment of the Bible saying "Only A Fool says there is No God" grin grin grin
Mary the ashawo woman wey born Christian god grin
Maybe na Herod give am belle come dey lie say na god grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Stop Walking In Ignorance And Depression, Teripaul Blast NL Members ;D by Workch: 1:38pm On Nov 12, 2021
Teripaul:
you am unbeliever. grin
I am a believer of evidence
Christianity Etc › Re: How Did Noah Inform Those Living In Africa About The Catastrophe? by Workch(op): 1:38pm On Nov 12, 2021
Dtruthspeaker:
grin Even your phone is laughing at you saying "FOOL, FOOL O"! grin grin grin!

"Thank you workch's phone" grin grin hahaha grin grin grin
A fool says in his heart that there’s no Flying Spaghetti Monster cheesy
Christianity Etc › Re: How Did Noah Inform Those Living In Africa About The Catastrophe? by Workch(op): 12:18pm On Nov 12, 2021
Dtruthspeaker:
grin grin See how your bodi don cool down! grin grin Since your life na waste,
na so so pain and hunger and suffer and cry-cry full am, why you no jus return am to The Owner? grin

This pain and suffer suffer no dey end o. Small time, dem go increase fuel reach N200 per litre, grin you no go for still buy moto, you no go for rent house, how you go take do? grin.

Did I not tell you about last month or so that evil follows and pursues evil men like you always? grin

You ain't seen nothing yet. grin YOU SHALL CRY TILL YOUR TEAR DUCTS DRY UP, AND YET SHALL YOU STILL BE IN PAIN CRYING, EVEN WHEN NO TEARS FALL. grin

AND IN ALL THESE NOISE, GOD WILL STILL NOT ANSWER YOU NOR EVEN SEND YOU. grin grin grin

MARKED REJECTED! For onward transmission to Disposal Unit grin grin grin
Christain god is a coward.

I’m bigger than him, you should serve me you knows. Seems like you god is afraid of me cheesy

Spineless bragging god that is impotent cheesy

I piss on Christian god grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Stop Walking In Ignorance And Depression, Teripaul Blast NL Members ;D by Workch: 12:14pm On Nov 12, 2021
Teripaul:
My dear brothers and sisters, as they say, money is everythinq, my dear money is not everything, can money redeem ur soul? Pause a minute and ask yourself this question. .
You have evidence for soul aside what you were told in your church?
Christianity Etc › Re: Advance Techniques In Spiritual Warfare by Workch: 11:58am On Nov 12, 2021
Evidenx:
ANYTHING YOU DON'T KNOW IS SENIOR TO YOU.
Yes, do you know about the Flying Spaghetti Monster?
Christianity Etc › Re: Jesus And The Devil In The Bible by Workch: 11:57am On Nov 12, 2021
AntiChristian:
Even your Jesus was called insane by his family!

Mark 3:31
When his family heard about this, they went to take charge of him (Jesus), for they said, “He (Jesus) is out of his mind.”

Maybe God rejected him too at that time.
the werey Jesus that was born by his lying mother who fornicated is the person Dtruthspeaker serve.

A bastard born out of wedlock cheesy
Christianity Etc › Re: How Did Noah Inform Those Living In Africa About The Catastrophe? by Workch(op): 11:56am On Nov 12, 2021
Nothingserious:
You see your life!

I wrote simple sentences that was so difficult for you to understand. You concluded they were philosophical statements when they are not.

Joke is on you poor boy!
You have been schooled in this thread cheesy

Wherever you go people spot your ignorance grin
Christianity Etc › Re: How Did Noah Inform Those Living In Africa About The Catastrophe? by Workch(op): 11:55am On Nov 12, 2021
Dtruthspeaker:
grin Odé! Na we be gods over Camry! Mumu grin



Fool! It is God Who uses you, you no fit use God, exactly as na you dey use Keke, Keke no fit use you. Mumu raise to power 2. grin.



Olodo Mumu, you no see say gods no dey hear dia creations? WYou no see say you no dey hear as your phone dey curse you say you be mumu? grin

Mumu weds you praise or curse, e no comot for your bodi go anywhere! grin grin



Na me and you till one of us off. grin kai! Rejection no good O, see pain and suffering and lamentation.

Then on top of dat na, God No even send you. grin Chai! Double Rejection. Confirm Boning grin

Non valuable creation. A whole human being at the same level of faeces. grin grin

Chai! What a Rejection. grin grin grin. I am certain you want to kill yourself.

On top of all this, suffer, plenty. Your stomach dey echo! grin grin

PAIN FILLED UP TO INSANE LEVELS. Your head go blow. grin grin grin

AND YOU NEVER REACH LAKE OF FIRE O.

SUICIDE LOADING! grin grin grin grin

Oya, talk ya own after you don cry small.! grin grin grin
i am bigger than your god, he is afraid of showing up to meet me.

See how I’m talking to him like a peasant grin
How come you serve such thing cheesy
Christianity Etc › Re: How Did Noah Inform Those Living In Africa About The Catastrophe? by Workch(op): 9:18am On Nov 12, 2021
Nothingserious:
Did you pass JAMB use of English?
Did you pass philosophy and logic GST?
Or maybe you are yet to even get a university admission
Christianity Etc › Re: Advance Techniques In Spiritual Warfare by Workch: 9:15am On Nov 12, 2021
Stop creating imaginary wars
Christianity Etc › Re: How Did Noah Inform Those Living In Africa About The Catastrophe? by Workch(op): 5:31am On Nov 12, 2021
petra1:
there was no Africa
you are drunk
Christianity Etc › Re: How Did Noah Inform Those Living In Africa About The Catastrophe? by Workch(op): 5:30am On Nov 12, 2021
Dtruthspeaker:
grin haha grin hahahaha grin Camrys fight Camrys, women fight women, I, man Fight and BEAT YOU, man! grin grin hahaha. grin

Men do not fight women and no in their right state of mind will set your phone to fight you! Empty Vessel grin hahahaha! grin grin grin hooo! grin grin

No more road to cross. grin
No more road to go. grin
You gat to lose your life grin
Like you have no way to go! grin

grin grin grin hahahaha grin grin hehehe grin grin grin
Camry is more useful that your useless god.
There’s nothing we can use your useless heavenly Kim Jong un for.
Everything that exist is more useful than him. He’s the only thing that people praise but never show up. grin

The most useless thing ever. I better worship pigs, dogs and chickens than worship a useless and fictional character called god.

He cannot defend himself, he’s allowing you suffer from an atheists like me cheesy
Christianity Etc › Re: How Did Noah Inform Those Living In Africa About The Catastrophe? by Workch(op): 7:46pm On Nov 11, 2021
Dtruthspeaker:
grin grin grin haha! Fossil don finish? grin grin grin

CHANGE OF POST and ABANDONMENT! grin

YOU LOSE! grin (As Always) grin



grin grin grin You are both brain vacant and stupid at the same time. Do you not know we have use and need for you? grin

Keep it comniing Antichrist! Hahahaha grin grin grin
If your god can he should come and defend himself.
Your useless Omni-impotent, omnidullest and Omni-nonpresent god.
Useless god that makes his worship sound ridiculous and like brainless people begging to be relevant because he never shows up.

He makes his people look like less privileged. Trying to defend their father who doesn’t exist cheesy
Christianity Etc › Re: How Did Noah Inform Those Living In Africa About The Catastrophe? by Workch(op): 7:43pm On Nov 11, 2021
Dtruthspeaker:
grin MEN, IT IS IS OBVIOUSLY A VERY TRAUMATIC THING TO BE REJECTED BY GOD O. IT IS VERY MUCH MORE PAINFULLER THAN WHEN A BABE REJECTS YOU. WOW! grin grin grin

IR IS IRRECOVERABLE! Haha grin grin grin.

Surely, folks you can alll see how kingp Saul, Solomon and Ishmael felt about their Rejection! grin grin

SEE PAIN!

IMMEASURABLE AND UNQUANTIFIABLE PAIN!

AND YOU HAVE NOT YET REACHED LAKE OF FIRE O! grin grin grin
I am even more useful than you imaginary god. I exist than him.
Your god is dead, stop serving a dead heavenly Kim Jung Un.

I piss your useless god, he cannot to anything because he’s dead. I am more useful than him, he only exist in the Bible. A book that even dogs shit on.

What a cursed god you serve grin
Christianity Etc › Re: How Did Noah Inform Those Living In Africa About The Catastrophe? by Workch(op): 7:40pm On Nov 11, 2021
petra1:
There was not Africa then. The world was still in the first contemporary generation.
There was what?
Christianity Etc › Re: How Did Noah Inform Those Living In Africa About The Catastrophe? by Workch(op): 3:37pm On Nov 11, 2021
Dtruthspeaker:
Or the animals we see were recreated or a fresh creation to replace those earlier wiped off. grin

2 curses that falls on Haters of God is Blindness/Cataract and Mumuness. grin
Your god cannot curse anyone because he doesn’t exist. The lies in the Bible are enough to justify that.

Your god doesn’t exist, if he does then he’s dead. Get off it or I will provoke you everytime
Christianity Etc › Re: How Did Noah Inform Those Living In Africa About The Catastrophe? by Workch(op):
Dtruthspeaker:
grin did you not know that before when you relied on fossils to find kangaroos? grin grin grin grin

Schooled illiterate! grin grin grin
Bible fraud, no amount of smiley emoji can justify a fraud and a narcissistic god of Christian.
Even Flying Spaghetti Monster is more plausible that the heavenly Kim jong un grin

If the Christian the only remaining concept of god, I will worship sticks and buttocks grin
Christianity Etc › Re: How Did Noah Inform Those Living In Africa About The Catastrophe? by Workch(op): 3:23pm On Nov 11, 2021
Dtruthspeaker:
Like you have the fossil remains of all your great great great great grandfather, and all in your house.

You God haters can really be void of ordinary intelligence. grin
Thats not how it works illiterate.

Bible fraud has finished you

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