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Nothingserious:
Spaghetti ambassador, we do not have problems with your obsession with spaghetti.
You are free to meet spaghetti worshippers and continue the discussion with them.

But just so you know, no one really cares about spaghetti. All eyes are focused on Yahweh God.
That explains your obsession with every post about him. That explains your sleepless nights spent on research about God. That explains your long hours of work put into studying objections about Christianity, objections about the Bible , and Jesus Christ.

Till tomorrow, you will keep gleaning through scientific and philosophical texts searching for the latest arguments against God. Lol

I only wish you could spend that amount of time on your spaghetti fantasy with spaghetti worshippers. They should be a million of them around you.

Flying Spaghetti Monster loves you, accept him and know peace

TenQ:
Igbehin l'on d'oloku ada!

The pasta lord loves you.
The Flying Spaghetti Monster is nonsense but your own god is real right?

Joker

Dtruthspeaker:
Another new release as Produced by Workch, maker of Nairaland multi- monikers. Starring workch, naijasatanist, ssipon etc.

Just accept him, he boiled for your sins.

He’s greater than Jehovah

TenQ:
No wonder atheism gives NO hope NOR purpose to you!

You keep sounding like a broken record...what a pity

Give your life to the flying spaghetti monster. He loves you

TenQ:
No wonder atheism gives NO hope NOR purpose to you!

You keep sounding like a broken record...what a pity

Give your life to the flying spaghetti monster, he loves you

Dtruthspeaker:
Madman don open mouth again oo oo oooh!

Madman don start to mad again O!

The flying spaghetti monster loves you

Promzy99:
Something dat is seriously tormenting d young man nd u say it doesn't exist? Are u serious?

its your ignorant mind that is tormenting you

Promzy99:
How? Pls shed more light.

By knowing that no such thing exist

Yes, common sense can neutralize it

Dtruthspeaker:
That's not true! As Evident by their continuous attack and unwarranted insults, we are a great and painfull Annoyance to you Anti-God, most especially when we do not remember you people exist but we are happy to hear your entertaining cries and queries.

It surely reminds people of how Fear Full and God is and His Fulfillment of His Prophecies.

And nairaland would be boring without you guys to spruce it up!

So keep it coming boys! it's great to be here in Nairaland Religion. And this is where the action is.

Car talk used to be like this but God's Plagues has dried it up, people no dey spoil dia moto to buy anoda one

But in religion with you people, there is no dull moment.

So workch on!

Repent and accept the Flying Spaghetti Monster as your lord and personal Saviour.

TenQ:
broken record!

Nope, we can’t test it.
We cannot but it exist.
Deal with it

TenQ:
No wonder you are this evasive. Repeating made up slogans like a broken record will not make it true.

Spaghetti is made for just ONE purpose.
TO BE EATEN!!
QED!!!

He cannot be eaten because he's made of spiritual spaghetti that cannot be tested.

There's evidence that he created God

Dtruthspeaker:
No one listens to Mad men but they are amusing to workch!

That's how you sound to atheists when you talking yahweh

Dtruthspeaker:
I did not tell you about God, you of your own madness and in your insanity ask about Him. If you were probably not insane, may be you could have had a bottle of hot H2SO4 and be relieved.

Oh ok, then accept the flying spaghetti monster.

There's evidence that he created your God but we haven't find it yetb

advanceDNA:
I think she’s trying to use the baby steps approach...Get them to the idea of a creator first before even going near Jesus...

I always say it’s a waster of time...anyone who believes this world came to be by some random chance in the cosmos will require an encounter bigger than the Big Bang to make him or her believe.....

The belief that this world came into existence by random chance is not science. This is a misinformed narrative peddled by scientific Ignoramuses who are bent on forcing their God on everyone without evidence.
Science doest know how universe eventually started, big bang only explained how it started from expanding from a singularity, we don't know the age of the singularity and we don't know how it got there. we are not going to be like religious people who always feel like they know everything but actually are hugely sciolists.

We will wait until we find out, filling the gaps with God will never happen in science.

Everything that you typed still doesn't make sense if we don't have evidence for a god. No one will take all the fallacies in the Bible seriously if you can't back them up with evidence.

I'm not sure about a Deistic God but I'm very sure that the Christian description of a God is hoax. It doesnt exist

FOLYKAZE:
Émọ́ wọ́ lu.

You are indeed a psycho!

Adios amor

We live in world where people who have imaginary friends call others pyscho.

What a world

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Dtruthspeaker:
The law of on and off botton on your creations does not apply to you their creator.

The law of self immobility on your creations does not apply to you.

The law of purchase and permanently possess to death does not apply to you their creator.

You do not need masts, internet and batteries to work unlike your creations.

So, it is the Proof of Creator when a Creator is not affected by Laws which affects all creations.

It's as simple as that!

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TenQ:
Your opinion!
And it doesn't hold any water!!

I asked you a direct question, why are you evasive with the answer?

Are you an atheist with a pointless reason?

Still the flying spaghetti monster created Christian God.

It's fact

Dtruthspeaker:
Evidence and Proof of Insanity!

That's how I also feel when you tell me about your God

Steep:
there is no evidence of evolution on a macro scale, for example there are no evidences of apes evolving to be humans Etc,
So evolution is just a theory and cannot disprove the bible.

even at that, microevolution disproves Adam and Eve. If not, between Adam and Eve, who’s was Asian, Negroid or Caucasian?

Geology disproves Noah’s ark.
Gravity disprove Jesus ascension to heaven ( how can a man ascend without reaching escape velocity and no force propelled him?)
Statistic disproves the efficacy of prayers

Biology disproves Jesus birth. The Bible is just a bunch of lies

And you think you are okay to believe those nonsense?

TenQ:
Why do you think everyone on the earth should become a committed and practicing atheist like you?
WHat would be the advantage?

As a Christians, I can give you reasons why everyone on earth should become a committed and practicing Christian. But please, after you!

I don’t want everyone to be committed to atheism, religion is based on lies.
The Bible is a lie, Christianity is built in lies that’s all.

Steep:
When/ how?

Theory of evolution disproves Adam and Eve and geology disproves the Noah’s ark.

Don’t ask me how if you don’t know basic science

Steep:
in what way does the bible contradicted science?

All ways

TenQ:
On a serious note:
Why do you think everyone on the earth should become a committed and practicing atheist like you?
WHat would be the advantage?

As a Christians, I can give you reasons why everyone on earth should become a committed and practicing Christian. But please, after you!

Whether or not you give me reason, you still need evidence for your lies

Dtruthspeaker:
Over Too Late! you can not change your testimony.

And even right now, this testimony still proves how no one should take you seriously when you start talking mad, for IF YOU YOURSELF, THE AGENT AND PROMOTER DOES NOT KNOW, HOW THEN CAN ANY ONE KNOW?

Please return to your reasonablilty.



Some people reject entering a car choosing rather to walk, that is your right as long as you do not speak Lies, then you have no problem with me.

May the Flying Spaghetti Monster That create your god reveal himself to you.

You lack faith

FOLYKAZE:
I simply asked you to explain to us your understanding about Deistic God... Not Christian God or whatsoever. We can talk about your subscription to Deistic God later.

And would like to know if partial acceptance of a Deistic God existence doesn't punch a hole in your atheistic stance.

Can you address this headlong please?

Christian does not exist, stop clinging to the post to justify all the ridiculousness in the Bible.
Those things didn’t happen and that’s why I am sure Christian god is hoax.

Dtruthspeaker:
A mad man has a right to think.

Nothing abnormal here!

May the Flying Spaghetti Monster bless you

TenQ:
Another lie in formulation!

On a serious note:
Why do you think everyone on the earth should become a committed and practicing atheist like you?
WHat would be the advantage?

As a Christians, I can give you reasons why everyone on earth should become a committed and practicing Christian. But please, after you!

Same way you feel towards Flying Spaghetti Monster is how atheist feel towards your Christian lies.

It doesn’t make sense to us

Dtruthspeaker:
From the second you opened your mouth here, even a 7 year old immediately knows that you Fabricated this therefore, like the words of a mad, he can not be bothered about it. That is what you are doing.

I still think that the Flying Spaghetti Monster created the Christian god

That doesn’t sound sillier than the Bible itself to me

Dtruthspeaker:
Simple, you and I already know you it does not exist as you yourself have confessed in the past, in those days you spoke The Truth, and it is settled.

Secondly, we all see that even you yourself do know that that shit IS NOT TRUE neither do you believe in it.

Thirdly, I showed you its weaknesses and you could not do anything about them, EXACTLY HOW ALL LIES ARE.

And this is a matter of TRUTH and TRUTH is not made or solidified because someone said, IT IS TRUTH BECAUSE IT UNSHAKABLE AND UNBREAKABLE BY REASONABLE QUERY.

AND YOU AND YOUR KIND HAD NO REASONABLE QUERY AGAINST MY EXPLANATIONS AND ANSWERS TO THE SEEMINGLY CONTRADICTORY STATEMENTS IN THE BIBLE, SO IT HAS BEEN LONG SETTLED.

I don’t know if the Flying Spaghetti Monster doesn’t exist, if I have to accept your narrative, I will also accept theirs.

I’m an convinced theirs is more correct than yours at least they presented some statistics and data

FOLYKAZE:
A step in the right direction. You will get there.

But before then, can you tell what your understanding of deistic concept of Godnis about, and why you think it might exist.

Does tbe acceptance of deistic God not punch a hole in your atheistic stand?

I have always not say god doesn’t exist, the Christian god doesn’t exist and unless I run mad will I accept that.
Accepting a Christian god means you have to reject common sense and science in totality and I won’t get there.

Christian god doesn’t exist, a deistic god may exist but I don’t believe it until we have evidence