₦airaland Forum

ShortPistolZA:
Who knows, hey.

Uti is probably the exorcist.

Belovedd:
All these juju worshippers on nairaland, Una no dey go church?

Why are you typing so loud? There's a service going on here.

ShortPistolZA:
These HMs are always out of salt, I don't get it. Salt is one of those things that can last for months because all you need is a pinch at a time.

Maybe they are using it to mummify themselves, to hide the age discrepancies. What gives.

Who has dandruff , diarrhea, or is an exorcist?

Agbgift:
He has problem in recognising numerical figures. That guy pass 32.

If you know you want to lie about your age you should at least shave your bald head always. I have never seen a 23 year old that bald.

ShortPistolZA:
Erm...okkk. Thought you said you didn't believe in all that mumbo jumbo. Now you're talking prophecies? Kright.

When I use the word "prophecy' I am not talking about anything supernatural. I am just helping you decipher a message that was passed on from long ago. This is some esoteric stuff I cant go too deep into here. Just know that I told you.

ShortPistolZA:
Kthen.

Don't let anyone mislead you. We are really 500million. Why do you think the country is called Nigeria? It means Niger area. The whole of the African continent is the area around the Niger; the name is a prophecy of what is to come. What this means is that we are going to burst and spill into every african country and take over them. That has begun already, infact, this is a hundred year old conspiracy. Tayo has been sent to let you all know that the takeover has begun. Why do you think he keeps saying it? It is a subliminal way to let you know that the new order has begun,

decanta:
Isn't JJ the only man tayo picks a fight with?.....tayo is cowardly, he was scared by Frankie and couldn't even confront macky 2....I was not surprised he couldn't fight sulu.

I was referring to what he might say not confrontation with housemates.

ShortPistolZA:
Wikipedia says about 170 or there abouts.

500 million is what Wikipedia means by "thereabout".

ShortPistolZA:
LOL, this afternoon he told JJ & others that you are 500 million.

.Of course we are. How many did you think we were?

Pearl104:
I'm so loving Tayo right now as he is calm in the face of all these taunting by sulu. Even Uti is cheering sulu.

I don't know how much of this Tayo can take though.

See how all of you are treating the guy like walking on a mine field. You see how biggie is achieving the element of suspense with the guy?

GoodGirl2:
LOL!!
Dude is going all telemundo on Feza? WTF?

The same macky 2 that was forming faithful boyfriend for sipe.

braindamage:
My present state..absolute misery..Football I cannot watch..BBA is forbidden right now...and all I see is Kim Kardashian tales as updates...Wonderful weekend.

The thread is really feeling like a gathering of high school girls and homosexuals. 4hrs of Kim k. is mixing with the wrong demographic. Can both the lovers and haters of Tayo come together and stage a coup to take back the thread? Biko!

Eustachio:
Tayo is just jumping around like a headless chicken. Naija's worst dancing rep.

.If he is a headless chicken, I guess he is no life of the party . He is the dying life of the party.

Dannyxy:
i don't know what went wrong, Sheila now looks like a swollen ball of fermented pkuff-pkuff

I don't find her attractive again, she needs to take care of herself

Two things happened:
1.You overdosed on the arss.
2. She got sloppy in her appearance.

GoodGirl2:
Commercial Break:

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Na Honeywell Wheat Meal ooh
Honeywell Wheat Meal for everybody
Na correct wakis
E get protein ooh.....oh yes!
E get plenty fibre.....ah ha!
Better nutrient dey inside
Honeywell wheat meal na correct wakis.

HONEYWELL WHEAT MEAL - Correct chop wey pass chop!

But you know say you no get work?

Mrskillz1:
Owk, thanks for the advise. I think I'd play 'macky 2' on the thread... #i don't like the guy tho

Hahaha! nice one.

ShortPistolZA:
Clefstone, Americans are known for the Ouija board. Ouija board is known to get people possessed by demons. Google the Ouija board stories & you will die from fear.

People are superstitious everywhere. Brides throwing the bouquet at weddings, kissing under the mistletoe, the blowing of candles and the making of birthday wishes are superstitious customs.These superstitions which we were introduced to by whites are still there in popular culture and show know signs of disappearing.

kgr28:
I love the thread and NL!! but the MOD is biased and has issues, last week I got banned for saying shyt for a week!

Is there not a way to report mods too so that they too can be banned for abusing their powers?

kgr28:
The MOD has issues with me, I never attacked, diss or harm any NLr, besides Tayo whos not part of NL!!! Whats your problem??

Please don't take this the wrong way, I don't mean to annoy you or anything.
It amazes me how you come and never get to say much and then get banned for days only to return again and repeat the cycle. I am sure this has been the case for years. I have to wonder, how do you keep yourself motivated?

spade:
With the way I've seen some posters engage in e-wars over this shhitt (like you guys linked me up with the thread that featured Sweetlemon last year), I been think say some serious kudi dey the prize.
All na pride and ego at the end of the day, huh?

Oh well.

Thank God you brought it up. So na only bragging right? The office has no portfolio?

Mrskillz1:
I just stumbled on this thread now while I've being following BBA hotshots right from the onset.

I love Tayo and the way he is playing his game but his problem is that he is soooo Full of himself.

Why did it take you so long? This is the best thing to happen to Nigeria since pure water. There are a lot of people like Tayo here though, so tread softly

Forwetinnah:
Funny thing is that Sheillah was gushing and blushing over Uti and Elikem all day yesterday. .she only remembered the self acclaimed Alfa male when the Drama against them started last night. Shiooor

She don domesticate the guy finish now. Make she go find the guys wey still dey roam in the wild.

decanta:
Do you know one little thing called masters? Or second degree?

It was only a suggestion.

GotNoSwaggg:
Bros calm down... You told us you studied mass communication. Abi you don forget?

Na mass psychological communication.

safarigirl:
no. He's not logical, he never thinks things through before going off, but when he does(after talking), his marking is impressive. He just needs to shut up. For a 28-year old, he talks like a 16-year old

Your point is my point. There is a reason why we don't think and speak with the same organ. In our heads we process information and then arrive at an informed conclusion which we may or may not verbalise. This process is never smooth. At first , we may arrive at an answer but on further processing change it.
Tayo talks even while still processing. There is no interval between thought and action. The things he says are things even the smartest of us think in our heads but, because we allow that interval ,our final conclusion may change. This is almost impossible for my guy. its like the brain and mouth are the same. Its why I say he thinks with his mouth. Its not a compliment, I find it rather perplexing.

Nigeriangirl:
That Worldpeace Igbo get comma o.

Get which comma? Me wey I be custodian of the language?

safarigirl:
70% of the time, saying one's mind is a dumb thing to do. Especially when you don't hold the aces

I repeat, Tayo thinks with his mouth.

clefstone:
na so so igbo pple full this nairaland sef. Even safarigirl na igbo too?

Me I no be Igbo. I just dey multilingual.

YACAA:
Uti: on a scale of 1-10, Ella and Goitse are a 9, even Rihanna was warning people about her when she sang " Ella, eh eh eh"

hahaha! That's a witty one from uti.

dontrezzo:
The thing with this guy is that he likes saying whatever without ever giving it a thought.He never holds anything back

He thinks with his mouth

YACAA:
from what I tuned into, he is upset about a convo someone had with him last night( maybe someone can update us) . About how they were telling him that viewers are at work during the day and at night want entertainment so if housemates are boring or asleep, viewers are not entertained. Saying Biggie bringing these new housemates is bleeped up. Says they will see drama on Sunday. Goes on to say that God is powerful and if he takes him Tayo through this he will be out of this confusion and worries. If he goes on stage he will not talk and no one should force him. That even if he goes on stage, what he says no one will like it so should just let him go to his family. That he is a type of African and he is not going to change it. That modeling is a type of entertainment and if he has to move out of SA and go to another country to start afresh in modeling he will. He won't change himself or try to be fake. If he doesn't want to smile he won't. That that is the way God created him so no one should tell him to change his shit all in the name of one industry. That no one should expect any friendly or playful thing from him in the house. He can't force nothing. (All this while Natasha is fueling him). He Keeps saying on Sunday something will happen. They should give him the Honour to go back to his life and start his hustle. That he misses his car his friends his family. That we have seen him on tv and expect him to be a certain way but that is the viewers wahala.that who the Bleep is someone to ask him when he gets out of the house. That Bleep them. That he won't come and fake shit.... Bleep the motherfuckers. He then thanks and hugs Natasha (if only he knew)

He does not want to entertain the viewers. What does he think he is doing by this ranting?

safarigirl:
Abeg wetin Tayo dey yarn?

As una wey dey here no wan talk about the show again, busy derailing without fear nor favor, lemme tell you people what twitter is saying:

Dem say Tayo dey para say why Biggie go bring ex-HMs, actually he's pissed cuz Uti has been hinting all week that they came because the Hotshots are boring and were killing the show. He says he tried, but they kept shutting him down and now he feels like he's a failure as the rest of them and isn't taking it lightly.

He said he doesn't know if he should be mad at his fellow HMs for being so boring they had to bring back the old guys, Biggie for bringing them or the old guys for coming and he thinks it's not fair

Make una thank me as una no gree update abi una don forget wetin make us open thread

Jin si ike o.