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ShortPistolZA:
Count yaself lucky, dude. lol @ your experience with mad chicks. Some people are crazy I'll tell you that.

Lol @ the meme. That would make me remember there is an exit before I wake up with a tattoo of her name on my @ss.

ShortPistolZA:
Understood. So, do you believe in soulmates?

I had a profound experience years ago. I dreamt of a person (a stranger), two years later this person rang my number by mistake & we ended up being "phone buddies". We never exchanged pics during our 6 mnths phone conversations so one day we decided to meet face to face. I would never forget that day for as long as I live. 1st time I saw this person I had flashbacks. Like we've been together some time ago. Perhaps in a past life. Anyway we went to a restaurant, 1st thing he said to me when we sat down was "Please don't be freaked out by what I'm about to say, but I think I know you. I don't know from where but somehow I remember you". I wanted to run out screaming because it was so creepy. I could "hear" his thoughts. It was unexplainable. We ended up having an INTENSE relationship filled with drama. Just like I like em It lasted for quite some time until he turned psycho on me. This guy is the closest thing to a soulmate to me. It just wasn't meant to be because he is fvcked in the head.

I have never had a soul mate experience but I have known a girl or two who turned out to be really fvcked in the head. Never really been able to understand the concept of the soul mates. If its what you just described, I have never had anything that Scary.

ShortPistolZA:
Yeah. Are you superstitious?

I am not superstitious as it has to do with believing in zombies, significance of the actions of animals and witches and wizards that leave their bodies at night to harm people. However, I believe in providence; that supernatural powers do align things in my favour.

ShortPistolZA:
Just curious, do you believe any of these crazy African superstitions? I had a conversation with one member here about zombification & he said he didn't believe in such crap. See, in my part of the continent we believe in such things. We believe that some people "die", but aren't really dead but are kept somewhere by the so called witches. One famous case of zombification happened in Haiti to Clairvius Narcisse. His story gives me the creeps, man.

Haitians are a very superstitious people.

spade:
Tayo's page admin foolishly referred to Macky2 as Monkey2 in one of her updates, and this caught the attention of Tayo's Zambian fans on the page, who weren't too impressed with it.
The clown quickly deleted the post and made a correction, but the damage had already been done.

I wonder if it's Mr Ibu in charge of that page.

I wonder if Tayo has a twin who is helping him manage it.

ShortPistolZA:
Sometimes I wanna e-punch you & sometimes I wanna e-hug you.

*tackles you with a bear hug*

I am.here to be used by you however you wish.

safarigirl:
Our CRS teacher in the extra-lessons I used to attend 2 years ago once gave us this whole "if you sleep wit someone, the person's demons are transferring to you" talk.

Can't ever forget how dead silent the class was that day, never seen students pay such rapt attention to a teacher. He went deep, so much so there were ripples even after he finished

I appreciate such talk for their entertainment value., nothing more.

ShortPistolZA:
The only way is UP. I also know people who know people, in high places though, but I still prefer to pave my own way in life. Achieving something on my own makes me orgasmic.

its OK . Just know I'm always here whenever you need my assistance.

ShortPistolZA:
Nah, I'm just violent

I honestly can't do cute & girly. Got too much fire in my soul for rainbows & lollipops.

You might as well get paid for it. Put all that violence to some profitable use. Join organised crime or something. I know people who know people in low places.

safarigirl:
I just pity the babe. She go know very soon.

@decanta nothing lasts forever and if tomorrow comes are my all-time best Sidney Sheldon novels. That man is a genius! Much deserving of a nobel pribe for literatur, just that his genre is usually not considered in such.

You have to write some boring tale about some struggle to win that one, but he's the best writer EVER

The man so writes like a woman.

safarigirl:
do I downloaded it for 13MB....gonna be worth every data

Thanks , I will sheck it.

ShortPistolZA:
No, I'm not a huge fan of his, only book I read by him is Thr3e. (Oops Three is by Ted Dekker. My bad). He writes mostly Sci-fi, a genre which I'm not too crazy about. I'm a Stephen J Cannell, Mario Puzo, Ian Flemming etc kind of reader. Crime fiction

I work at the library though so I'm familiar with his work & huge fan base.

CRIME fiction
MARIO PUZO
labella MAFIA
SHORT PISTOL
Is this a career path we are charting here? What is the next step?

safarigirl:
he'ss a cocky b*stard I tell you.

How the hell he goes from "I have a lot of things to make you melt" to "you came here, you saw me and you were acting like someone starving from sex" is just wow.

Biggie should make a collection of this dude's cocky quotes men. Would be a best-seller. I'm just laughing like mad. Off to watch the vid again. Infact make I go download am

let me know please, how many mb it is so I can know if its downloadable for me.

safarigirl:
okay, just watched it.

First 50 minutes looked like a scene from Yo Momma and Tayo was slaying the shii outta Miss P

When he got to the locust part though, it got ugly....I was like "dayyum! Not a good time to be Miss P". He slammed the chic hard, almost felt bad for her....almost. Especially when she was just staring like someone who got schooled.

My fav lines:

1) "if you talk to me, I'll counsel you like I did last night"
2) "when you first saw me, you were acting like someone starving for sex" (I loved this one cuz it was true )
3) "I'm hot, I was hot before I came to this house" (preach!)

Overall, number 2 has to be the best punchline this season. Gotta save that one

Tayo is a cocky muthalover and I love him for it. So the whole episode lasted as long as 50min

safarigirl:
like the one between Tayo and Miss P abi? Besides, I don't do pouches on dudes #Team6-pack #TeamWashboard #TeamHotties

No pouches but I have got only 2 packs. I promise to work towards the remaining four. Can we just make do with that for now? I will take you on more safaris than you've ever been on.

ochon:
Nah, not just you. I wouldn't "act" on someone like her too, though I find her sexy. Same way Sheillah "razziness" is off-putting to me. Ellah's "acts" on Monday night left a bitter taste on my lips. She's too desperate for attention. Not cool in my book.

The lack of subtlety is such a turn off. She go ever dey enter one chance. Na who Kc allow cause him eviction be that.

njokusboy:
Btw, I don't know if anyone of you saw it but JJ actually fell Elikem in a wresling bout, this morning...

Its David and Goliath all over again. God is indeed still in the miracle business

spade:
I'm guessing it goes the same way for you, huh?

Na so

Sheila was so confident she had klarklar completely colonized that she asked him to help her shave her head. Have you noticed the difference between the pre-tupac sheila and the tupac sheila? The old sheila would dress well in tight pants and make up, with her behind struggling to breathe. Now she just walks around the house looking like a woman who's been married for forty years. klarklar himself has lost the fashion consciousness of his first few days. Neither of them is challenging the other
Happy boring married life to them.

spade:
If I were told to choose between Sheillah and M'am Bea on the "fhuck" scale, I'd go with Sheillah.
But if I were told to choose between Sheillah and M'am Bea on the "marry" scale, I'd definitely go with M'am Bea.

And I know I'm not the only one.

You spoke like a true genius about m'ambea and marriage.

jjii:
Tayo does not smoke, he is not a heavy drinker, and from the look of things, he is not a womanizer. Guys like this tends to flip at little things because there's non of these vices to calm him down.

Meaning the guy really needs to get laid badly. Since his babe was heavy before he came only God knows the last time he got some before big brother house. All that Konji fever has to be let out one way or the other.

You would be surprised how quickly his ratings would go up if he kolobi one of those girls. People and their twisted minds. Better to cheat than to fly off the handle at a woman.

Zega:
Yoruba language has nothing like "kp". Two consonants cant follow each other.

It is "pepeye".

Thanks.

I know that. But since other languages have both 'p' and 'kp' in their alphabets they would pronounce the 'p' in your spelling as that in the English 'Paul'. So the smart thing to do on this forum would be to adopt the spelling that can be understood by all since the Yoruba spelling is the uncommon style. Shey you get me?

lumeviewscom:
Delta... Don't know which of the particular languages but my Delta people go know!

In Yoruba its generally 'Kpekpeye' but I know a few Yoruba dialects that call it 'kpekpeyeke' which is closer to your Delta 'Kpukpuyeke'. Thanks.

lumeviewscom:
Baba, I hail oh!

Quick question... How aggressive was Tayo if Biggie does not deem it fit to give him a strike?

This calm Tayo you are talking about is a mirage. He's there and then he ain't there when you look closely. So maybe you should stop caring about him because he ain't calm and he's not going to change now.

If calmness is what you're looking for, you can still support any of Trezagah or Idris (wey dey break door over babe matter) or Nhlanhla or Macky2 or JJ. BBA is not about patriotism. It's not treason if you don't support Tayo just the way he is.

Truth is I don't give a fork whether he hurts people's feelings in the house or if Africa is disgusted by him. If he doesn't care, why should anybody care. Is it not his life? Why are we trying to help him live it? Abi Tayo na small pikin?

Also, why are some people assuming? I'm not referring to you fork, but I know you agree with them on this. Who says he will not get sponsors or people to work with? Did y'all see this in your crystal ball? Did he kill or maim anybody? Does he have a criminal record? Abi na una wan give am the work and una don change una mind?

Everybody dey form code of conduct like sey Tayo na choirmaster. Ride on Ajani... Slay anything in your path bro'! Person say him na Lion, yet una want make e dey behave like kpukpuyeke (duck).

" kpukpuyeke". which dialect be that?

Agbgift:
I hope you got what I was trying to say right?

I feel you no be small.

Agbgift:
The words that comes out of some women's mouth can make a man commits murder if care is not taking.
That it's not good to talk rude to a lady doesn't mean she has to push the man off the cliff.

Its not good to talk rudely to a lady. But shouldn't we ask ourselves if the person in question is being a lady. Has any of the guys here ever found himself in a situation where a prostitute came to hold you randomly to pay her for services she did not render. Do you treat her like a lady? Do we put a gold nosering in the snout of a pig? The lady said what she had no right in the world to say. The issue here is that Tayo overreacted. The reaction is not equal to the action.
If I hear that lady talk from anybody's mouth again ehn! Is a girl who is paid to come and harass someone a lady? Is every woman on earth a lady?
Blame him only for loosing control and not being able to handle it while in full control of his mind . If he decides to lash at her and put her in her place it should be a choice and not decided by his emotions . A man should be the master of his emotions and not the other way round.

njokusboy:
He made some outrageous remarks tooo...
Like she stinks and he is from a country of about 200 million people... he fought dirty...
As soon as him don quiet her, him gor just die the matter....
I also hope he doesn't apologise, him apologies don too much... make him leave am like dat

Wetin concern 200billion population with Wetin them dey talk? Abi that boy dey hide smoke weed for that house?

safarigirl:
IKR. He used to be this temperamental, IDGAF dude. No form of humility at all, age has made him wiser I guess

Age and exposure. Plus now he has a bigger reputation to protect.

ShortPistolZA:
Girl, chill. So aren't you good in bed or something ?

The things I mentioned are generalizations by those who are deep into astrology. Example, most astrology fanatics don't like Geminis because of their mental instability. It's one of those things. Every sign has good & bad. If you go to astrology sites eg. ElsaElsa, LindaGoodman etc, you will see e-wars, people dissing certain signs they've had bad experiences with be it romantically or otherwise. Astro fans take this shyt serious lol.

Which star sign has the best female freaks? That's the most important part of astrology. Let's keep race from going into extinction.

THEAMAKA:
And you made an assumption sir. I am not necessarily a feminist either because I don't believe in ideals. But anyway, next time I should be specific in regards to Nigeria.
But I have heard you

You know, my sister, I am pro-worldpeace

THEAMAKA:
Biko. Women have more power where? have they returned our Chibok girls or is child marriage now a thing of the past?

Boys have died in the Chibok wahala. And this child marriage thing affects men too. Go to the countries where it is practice and see boys and girls being joined as early as 11-14 years old. A lot of so called feminists are too jaundiced in their views to realise that attacking symptoms instead of the causes of ailments is not the way out. Fight for education for all. Even though its only men that get it at first, it reduces the number of uneducated girls in the next generation because only few educated people will not want to see their daughters get education.
The approach of seperating one gender from the other as if each gender is a different specie will only wipe out the human race , male and female.

kgr28:
@MOD why did you ban me for flipin nothing

I have been wondering why we have not heard from you.