₦airaland Forum

successmatters:


Wike just sold Atikul for a dummy

Wike is the reigning Judas now.

He didn't even collect change

Emilokan Asiwaju Jagaban, the god of Politics .

2027 is settled.

2031 is settled. Shettima/Wike 2031

Good move

mycar:
You want Nigeria to wedge a war against Niger?

Not wage war. If Nigeria deploys it's military to Niger Republic, the clowns that planned to coup will leave power. Buhari did it in Gambia few years ago

22o62021:
And so?

It's not for babies. Go back and suck mummy's breasts.

Werey people.

I told you all earlier, Emilokan Tinubu will greatly influence and manipulate next US and UK elections. Just watch out for the god of Politics. Go back to history and learn how MKO Abiola influenced one of US presidential elections. It's still on the internet.

Emilokan Tinubu and Nigeria will be the magic card in world politics from now on.

Tinubu sent VP Kashim Shettima to the Russian summit to tell the US and Europe in general that Nigeria can change the global politics by taking Africa to the other side of the divide.

Can you see US VP stylishly begging Emilokan Tinubu? Tinubu will not call US, it is US that will call to lobby him.

They want Emilokan Asiwaju to intervene in Niger Republic and also not romance Russia.

Emilokan Asiwaju Jagaban is the god of Politics, now he is playing the game and showing US and Europe that he (Tinubu) is the god and Nigeria is the deity of international politics

Septagon:
What should happen in Nigeria! I mean the protest not the coup.


Hadley Chase available

Anyone that you try, Emilokan Tinubu will sacrifice you all to Ogun

beerfraud:
How much will Ofe Nsala cost me for the 2-week long sit at home declared by Mazi Simon Ekpa?
No insult please 🙏
Yoruba Muslim keep off

Traditionalist developer, better go for mental health check before you start running naked on the streets

You forgot to add that Sani Abacha also built the Heaven you will be going after Ogun kee you

DaChosenOne:
What do you think?

The borders have been opened, please migrate to South Africa

When is Channels TV relocating its headquarters to Onitsha or Umuleri?

Una go cry tire.

Useless homosexuals and drug addicts transgenders.

When white pigs who are supporters of Donald Trump just like the headless nob supporting Giringori Obituary invaded US Assembly and whipped the gay and lesbian lawbreakers there, why was there no military intervention?

E no go better for una Mama

a4cube:
When agbadorites are shouting cut the cost of governance their baba just the double the ministry to settle his cronies.

When frustrated lazy youths are weeping, they do so with no sense.

Judas Raufu Aregbeascal is being dragged in the mud like a market thief that he is. Oloshi Oloriburuku somebody

Chineloani:
So, the final awaited Ministerial List was read at the Senate and the following Bigwigs of the APC were missing:
1. Femi-Fani Kayode (FFK)
2. Ganduje (Former Gov. Of Kano)
3. Festus Keyamo (SAN)

Could they have done something wrong or they lack the needed capacities for any Ministerial seat?

What's your opinion?

Ganduje is the new party Chairman
FFK is mentally unstable
Fetus Keyamo has another appointment to be revealed soon.

Also, in preparation for 2027 Presidential election, only politicians who can pull people are useful now. FFK and Keyamo combined cannot bring out 100 followers

Developers, shey una dey read this news? Tell your brothers ooooooo. This is not imprisonment, this is Execution. As IPOB, ESN, UGM dey kill una for village, make Singapore no kill the ones wey don Japa ooo

IconicR:
So a man can cheat and go scort free while a woman who cheats deserves no mercy or forgiveness, how do you feel typing that?

You are ignorant. Even the most popular Book in the world, The Holy Bible, you refused to read it. Can you go and read the story of the adulterous woman in the Bible? Then come back and tell us about the man that was caught with her. What punishment did the people want to give to the man at that time?

Rayban25:
thank God you know say na movie you dey watch.

this is real life and naija. if you cheat on your husband be preapared to go back to your fathers house

She will return to get parents handicapped so that she will remember for life

Arakunrinbface:
So no one is talking about waheed adebayo adelabu oyo state gov aspirant...how come

Anyways I'm happy for him.

I can't see his name in the list oooo

trutharena:
Nice lost.

It’s full of technocrats and new faces that we haven’t heard before.

I am so glad El-Rufai and Wike made the list. Agreement is Agreement.

—Prof. Ali Pate is a huge catch.
—Olawale Edun I Stan you
—Imman Suleman-Ibrahim: The NAPTIP woman
—Mohammed Idris: Blueprint newspaper founder
—Lateef Fagbemi: Agba Lawyer


Notable mention
Uju Kennedy Ohaneye made the list too. That’s the woman that stepped down for Tinubu during the APC primaries.

Tinubu will sacrifice us eyes to fulfill any agreement he makes with anyone.

Orji Uzor Kaku was the first person in Nigeria that Emilokan Tinubu promised Senate President, unfortunately Kalu threw it onto Tinubu's face. He then took Ahmed Lawan to Buhari as South East consensus presidential candidate for the election as if Buhari has any influence besides his divided kitchen cabinet. Emilokan Tinubu humiliated them all together with his own internal Judases, that was how Kalu lost the opportunity. He will regret it forever

9jvirgin:
That’s a sensational picture of her by the way 👍

Nigerian musicians and sports men and women are the only reasons Nigerians are happy. Without them, there’s no country.

The government of Tinubu shall collapse. It would happen!

Cry more, weep, wail for the next 8 years

Melezenawii:
The Women
👇
Dr. Berta Edu
Dr. Dorris Aniche Uzoka
Hon. Nkiru Onyeojiocha
Hon. Stella Okotette
Barr Hanny Musawa

Can you see that about 95% of them are from the other side of the Niger? Responsible women don't mingle with occultic politicians

But why do all Onitsha indigenes want to die in Ibadan? As Ibadan indigenes pray to go to Heaven, Onitsha indigenes pray to go to Ibadan.

What an irony!

dragunov:
Kadoso Mutairu aka seunmsg! Beta Edu ko, Sigma Ògùṣọ̀ ni. All kinds of names. From Ali Pate worobo ati biscuits to La'Thief Fagbewon to Dele Alake( West African Dwarf goat) to Wale Monkey to that Adedibu guy. I hope that one is not related to the Àmàlà politics originator. These are your technocrats? I won't be surprised if MC Oluomo made the list and you quickly call him technocrat. Sebi na you.

Take your drugs oooo. Take Aporo Epa Ijebu, Gbogbo nise Epa Ijebu. That's the only thing that can cure this your chronic hallucinations

Morizo:
You sound like a promoter of thieves and criminals. What's there to admire about a drug kingpin and an impostor? Even in movie scripts they are eventually relegated to the bins of history after their demise.

Where is Abacha, Idi Amin, Mobutu Sese Seko and their likes in history? In the trash can only remembered for the bad reasons. People that use their surnames directly avoid some public functions despite being rich or stay outside the country their patriarch once govern

Your father too is a Nigerian, why didn't he contest nah?

blueAgent:
Story.

Only fools idolise thief's and crooks.


Psalms 10:3 For the wicked boasteth of his heart's desire, and blesseth the covetous, whom the LORD abhorreth.

Those of us that do not have believe in your Psalm 10 nko?

Penguin2:
There’s nothing about the criminal.

There’s nothing genius about his criminalities.

He’s just a thief who steals. When he’s not stealing money, then he’s stealing mandate.

Nobody will study the criminal just like nobody studies Pablo Escobar and Hitler except as garbages of history.

Bring out your own father then

Evejay:
He don chop close mouth. That is one of Tinubus greatest strategy target all those that have mouth and influence and silence them or buy them over completely. from ffk to kabaka, asari dokubo, keyamo etc

Wetin your own father chop? Abi he no fit protest?

Evejay:
Wole Soyinka widely known for his literal prowess and political activism seem to have suddenly lost his voice. Unlike his ardent criticism of the Jonathan and Buhari's government he now seem to be more focused on religious matters than on how Nigeria is governed. DSS disobeyed court order, Soyinka: No comment; Fuel subsidy removal without palliative, Soyinka: No comment, Bukachuwa confesses, Soyinka: No comment.

My fellow Nairalanders. Can someone tell me what is happening to Soyinka?

You need psychiatric evaluation. He has been protesting against bad government since the first republic when he invaded a radio station, held the anchor hostage and made live anti-government broadcast. He continued till Goatluck Jonathan administration. You still want him to continue protesting at about 90 years?

What has your own biological father been doing over the decades while Wole Soyinka was protesting? What are you lazy youth also doing with your life that you want a man of about 90 to be protesting for you?

Neckpresser101:
The election last has exposed a lot.
The issue of being accommodating, hospitable, and most educated is gone forever.

Imagine the trauma of being prevented from voting because you like some particular people

If there is another election, we still let you vote. And you better stay in your house, if not, you will be sacrificed to the gods