JESHAL007: You should count yourself a lucky guy jorh..
Why waste your precious time trying to toast a woman?
That bullshit really marvels me..
1. You stop her
2. You try to know her name
3. You start begging for her contact, which you might not even get because she’ll tell you she doesn’t give out her number, moreover she has so many male contacts saved to her phone ..
4. She then gives you the number after so much beggings and convincing... You then start calling her with your own airtime
5. She sometimes act funny on phone, but then you try your best to beg her to accept you into her life
6. After much beggings and persuasions, she then agrees to hang out with you. You then become very excited angry
7. When you two finally meets, all the expenses na for your head, plus her transport fare cheesy
8. Then you’re now happy you finally got your fellow human being who will practically add nothing meaningful to your life.. Only thing she brings in return for your time and money is just spread legs, and share some diseases/infections with you.. undecided
Use your head bros..
Clearly copy and paste. Why don’t you ever give credit to those you stole your copy and paste from ?
missidy: Get a job or business so that you can be busy & make money. From your profile you comment on every single post, it's only a jobless & ideal person that does that. Get something doing so you can have a life. Nairaland jobless broke guys, I don't have your time.
Get a job? I get money pass all the men in your papa lineage. Look at me chilling at an airport lounge. You don enter airport lounge for your life? You don enter plane before?
As I arrive my hotel room, you no see as them welcome me? Do I look like a broke person to you?
Yamayama fall on your receding hairline there. No be everybody you fit follow talk rubbish for here o!
the man who said “ two ram cannot drink water from the same bucket” made millions abroad became ambassador extra potentially for several Caribbean Nations, died abroad never ever settling Nigeria. One would think since you have made enough money you would want to return home. Anyways he died abroad stupendously wealthy.
Dan Etete
Abacha’s oil minister who after the death of Abacha has made the French chateau his new home. He has be living France ever since. Wondering why he has not return home at least he is rich and those looking for him are no more in government.
Deziani Maduake
Another oil minister who is now permanently resident in the UK has a Dominican passport at present. I understand she is negotiating with this regime to come back but to no avail at the moment. No wonder President’s after Buhari kept the minister of petroleum portfolio to themselves. With d example of Deziani and Dan Etete u would think twice b4 giving that portfolio to just anyone.
Kola Aluko
A protégée of Diziani, was supposed to have fleeced Deziani to the tune of $200.00 million dollars. Said to be large amongst the world’s oligarchs. He was once said to rent his yacht to Jay Z and his wife when they went on holiday. I don’t see him coming home anytime soon.
Guys , Do you know of any other bucks up Nigerian that seems to scared of coming home
You are a very idle person. Better go and find something to do with your life!
Rizin: My brother you win. For the fact you knew all those and lost your money, you win. The only thing remaining is for you to continue with what you have for access and share your expirience.
For those who are doubting what these guys could do when they have access to your phone, watch below video.
I think it boils down to our legal system not being strong enough too.
Imagine transaction history vanishing from a bank's books, that's the sort of thing that will have a 250m dollar fine land on their head na.
Abi if I had 400k with them verified before that said transaction, and somehow, my balance became 300k, are they not fully responsible for explaining where the 100k went and how it did??
I recently read a naira metrics article where a court awarded about 500m dollars to a mechanic against Exxon Mobil cos he claimed that they didn't put warning on their container that the benzene in their fuel could cause cancer.
Here in nigeria, folks like some here would rather blame the mechanic.
Are you now saying the mechanic was right because he found ways to win money from a large organization using loopholes in the legal system and a good lawyer? Use your head and church mind and think am well. Was the mechanic right? Na your type go say OJ Simpson was innocent because he was acquitted in a court of law. In fact, Where is the link to this your story? It sounds fake as hell!
Serves her right, she won chop his resources anyhow but she no won do
See wetin lack of toto dey cause. A grown man go dey scan internet for fake stories to justify his hatred of women wey no dey gree look him side. God help you!
Philosopher1979: It seems lille have finally won the signature of young, eciting striker (Victor Osimhen). He has agreed personal terms with lille. I beleive that Victor Osimhen will win the African footballer of the year in less than 5 years. His talent is underrated and he seems to me a more skillfull version of Rashidi Yekini or maybe more of Patrick Kuilvert. He is strong, tall, skillful, intelligent and fast.
careidon: One should have been wary of the verbal fee demands/instructions that sounds like the whims of staffers one is meeting at places like this...
Do they not have an official website where you can verify actual fees for these services? If you escalate to senior officers there without receipts, they can deny collecting extra funds from you....Were you given receipts?
I can bet you he was given a receipt. Let me tell you what happened. Embassies are beginning not to accept card payments from Nigerians due to bad experiences in the past with dubious Nigerians. They take cash and give you a receipt. Most times they know they will refuse you but will still take your money. And tell you it is for processing. UK and USA do the same and how many of these stupid Nigerians wey dey shout fraud don carry them go court
Have you obtained a visa before in your life? So, why are you asking such stupid question?
Do embassies issue visa the same moment you apply?
Look at this hopeless villager wey manage go Vietnam. Oga, I have been to places that you and entire generation will never smell. Take that to the bank.
When you pay for a visa, you don’t get refunded if you are denied. And there is nothing like visa in principle dumbo. If you no wan lose your money, you better not apply. Poor man like you wey dey cry on top 250 dollars. Yamayama fall on your dirty bald head there
Please read the post again to understand it better. My visa application was not denied. They granted me visa in principle and asked me to pay the equivalent of $250 and return in a few days time to collect it. This happened on Friday, then on Monday morning, they called me that I have to make another payment of over $300 before they will process my visa.
It’s a racket for extortion. They must have been doing this others too. It’s not just about the money, I may decide to forget it and walk away, but other Nigerians are being robbed too. Someone needs to take it up with them.
Who gives Visa in Principle? You must be a villager.
proeast: I just had a nasty experience at the Indian consulate in Ho Chi Minh City.
Here is the entire story:
On Friday, I went to the Indian consulate in HCMC to apply for one month tourist visa, after booking online the previous night. On getting to the consulate, the lady at the reception took my documents inside and after a while, returned to tell me that my visa has been granted in principle. That i have been issued with a single entry visa. However, I must pay 6.3000,000.00 VND about $250. I was shocked when I heard this because I already paid the agent that booked the appointment $100 thinking it included visa fees. They said it was because I’m a Nigerian and we are charged higher. Nevertheless, I decided to go ahead and pay the amount to save myself further stress. But the lady again, insisted I must pay cash.
I called a Vietnamese lady who accompanied me and she helped provide the balance because I had only 3+ million VND with me.
After paying, they collected my passport, Vietnamese visa and then conducted biometrics on me. Then I left.
This morning, I received a call from the consulate that I have to pay another 8 million VND otherwise my visa would not be issued to me. I was shocked and I told them that I can't pay a dime again. They either issue my visa or refund my money. The lady agreed that I should come and get the refund. However, on getting to the consulate, they refused to give me the refund. That it was a new policy. Eventually, I left with my passport. No visa! no $250!
I'm currently feeling robbed and dehumanized. I don't know how to go about this to seek justice.
Pls can anyone help me with advise or pro bono services because I believe I have a good case and such inhuman acts shouldn't be allowed.
All this because of 250 dollars?
When you go US embassy or UK embassy, do they refund your money after denying you a visa
He was good while he was having affairs in their marriage?
I don’t even dislike Bill Gates but you internet boys are insufferable
May your wife or future wife have as many affairs on you as Bill had on Melinda. Since that’s your definition of a good spouse
How good was she when she was scheming to marry the Microsoft CEO who everyone in the industry knew was a womanizer? She knew exactly what she was doing when she married the wealthy boss. Stop making it look like she was just a naive woman in love. She was probably also cheating on him!
janeedema: Did she marry Bill gates a millionaire? You don’t seem to understand that moral and intellectual support is a thing. Do I blame you?
A woman puts her life on hold to carry child and put the home in order so when the man comes, he can relax and you think she doesn’t deserve to be compensated in the event of a divorce?
She married him as a billionaire CEO. Stop putting mouth in wetin you no know before Yamayama fall on that your large balding forehead there
franchasofficia: Melinda did contributed to Bill's success bro.
I know their story long time ago, how they started just like Amazon founder who also started his multibillion dollar business in his garage with his wife.
Stop talking nonsense. He was already one of the richest man in the world when she met him!
olamoses75: As a man, always be ahead of your game with a woman.
Back in 1994, Gabriel met Christina at a party and they really hit it off. They ended up getting married even though she was 30 years younger than him. They were happily married for 20 years.
However, Christina eventually decided that she wanted to get a divorce. But when she went to her lawyer, she was shocked to hear she was already divorced from Gabriel 20 years ago.
And this is because 4 months after their marriage, the couple went to Dominican Republic for a vacation and Gabriel divorced her there because that's the only country where one party can file for a divorce without informing the other party.
He said he did this because he knew one day Christina would divorce him and try to take his money. Who be fool?
Crap! Another dumbo that doesn’t know how divorce works…
U see if you discover your purpose, destiny and talent in life you won't simp for any girl. Great men live for their dreams and not pussy. If you understand how unique you are you won't put any lady or person on a pedestal in the first place. Zuckerberg invented Facebook, Newton discover gravity, Bill Gates became the world richest man, victor osimhen great footballer. If you ate pursuing your passion and you feel important women will look like feaces shit to you. In fact you will be so arrogant that they will complain that you are proud. Imagine working on a cure for cancer and a girl is wasting your time. If you understand your destiny you might slap her. I n fact, you are doi g her a favour by Bern around her for sex or anything. Time is precious men. It's not only about sex but saying what is on your mind. Just say whatever. I like philosophy and I can tell any woman around me that the universe is vibrating without caring if she likes it or not. She us not the queen of England or sime goddess.
I hope you were not born in 1979 cos you sound like a kid. If you were really born in 1979, then I feel very sorry for you cos you sound like a bolo. Do you think the so called high value men want to be lonely? You think it’s easy to be rich and alone? 🤔
Joesno: The headline is misleading, it looks as if Osimhen was fined and paid money.. It should be "Osimhen received 186m for scoring 15 league goals this season"
Abi na click bait this blogger dy do?
What do you mean by fined and paid money? It was just a bonus!