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Una no see wild animals? Or wild animals no come say hi

NGpatriot:
And your own village leaders dash you borehole and kerosene and ship your money to secrete foreign bank accounts like oga pandora..


The joke is always on you ipobs..

who told u I'm ipob? This kind of amount don't even get near south east

Klington:
Large chunk of that amount will definitely find its to individual pockets.

surest thing...thats how these hausa men get rich to build mansions at maitama and asokoro Abuja.

kenzysmith:
Ashawos has render me useless I can't do without them

Dem don use kayamanta for you. Go wash ur preek with holy water and cream it with anointing oil.

Thank me later

Useless Olden days North

Shut up this man

I support Burkina Faso abeg

I wish them d best

Football go soon spoil...e go be like sci-fi

So the over 20 he killed lives don't matter or what! He deserve to be Killed

wumi2017:
Shingbai you no go kolet, if u even see sweet kolet this year val make una thank God .....kala .daju

U sef no go collect. Zeh

Ladies must think men are cultural dancers to always buy singlets boxers and handkerchief mostly

Candidlady:
As a child a god Iwill keep the money iwill even use out of it to pay some sojo at abacha barracks to help me beat the pastor up before telling him what was in my sugar package...

An eye for an eye leaves the weak one blind

seems u r in abuja.

We can hook up someday if u don't mind

mykealpha:
English, Cantonese and Chinese. I can't even speak Igbo well

bro, u tried to message me. Whats up?

You are an Usher in the church. One Sunday morning, before the arrival of the pastor, a stranger finds you in the temple and gives you a packet of sugar for the pastor and a sum of #10,000 for yourself. When the pastor arrived and you updated him, he refused to believe you. He says it is inconceivable that someone will donate a simple packet of sugar to him the pastor, and that he gives you #10,000. So he collects the #10,000 and gives you the sugar. Once at home, you unpack the package and realize that it does not contain sugar but rather a well-counted sum of a million dollars.
As a child of God, what will you do

Release this guy joor

Devil is a woman

Maybe even one expired overused toto witch giving him all these troubles

All these old men should go rest joor

See IBB struggling there...Oga Enjoy ur old age and leave Nigeria politics alone

Atiku get lost..Tinubu get out

They are hungry and just want to sell

Just hang ur hand like portable inspiration go come in and u write d answer well

This AY made it sha but not from his dry jokes but organisation and event planning

I saw his house i was amazed

Clean toilet

Pacesetter123:
Wer dis club dey see dis kind money from?

just imagine only the stadium fees

Na we fans na dey give dem

Enjoy. Football na Blood money

Why i feel sad when i see africans crying racism. This is how to answer it

Like how no one wants to sit two seat close to me on a train in China. The way i spread ehn one man standing got angry and told me to adjust then another lady at d other side

But the u see idiot footballers who can bang any white chick b crying skin color

Dedemworld:
The thing pain this idiot which captain had ESN killed Maybe that news is from Biafra TV People that operate base on Juju. Coward people that can't stand and fight face to face. Na to dey run kitikiti dey run run katakata dem sabi. How many times dem don go kill their herbalist for charms failure. Useless people, fighting war that u can't win. U will soon go where Dragon has gone. Onye are

mumu...im talking of boko haram

Or u cant see d headline of this news bfr u brought ESN into this.

If Ghosts were real...these bodies will deal with this man o...inside soakaway ke! Shit

Exposure is good o....person need to be going out the more to meet people and likely make it... Dickocurrency might be the next in line because we don dey see our black nyansh girls finish.
As i was hanging hanging out a big garden at maitama Abuja last night with some Chinese men celebrating the Chinese new Year eve... Na so one White Lady there just dey look me and observing how I'm connecting with them and she got surprised i was speaking Chinese with them.
Omo like play like play she stood up and came to say please excuse can i see u. I sat down for like 5secs so i no go form too fast and stood up to meet her
She was like - Hey handsome how d hell do u speak Chinese
From her accent i knew she is likely American
Na so i remember i was a bad guy Before but poverty is taking away my swag! I stepped up my game in my mind because this can be a chance in life.
I told her let's move further. She followed me. Nigerian guys there were already eyeing me that's why i moved further so they don't use juju or jealousy eyes to cajole me and then i don't act composed coz this is street wise as everybody wan blow.
Omo this lady and i had like a 10mins discussion as i talked a little by just telling her i was in China Before.
Guess what. At the end she gave me her number and a surprise hug that lasted for roughly 5secs
This lady should be in her late 30s and damn her skin is so pure...her laps is d freshest I've seen in a while now. And her shape face is beautiful.

Take care! Just Sharing.
A nigga or two can pick an idea from this

Please pardon my grammatical blunders.

See how White ladies are gushing over black
and some naija babes still dey do shakara for boys.

Dedemworld:
Ikonso is talking in the grave.... Rest in Pieces.

shut up! Only sabotaged ikonso u r shinning ur teeth like a roasted Xmas goat.

Do you know how many other ranks, captains, majors and even full red neck colonels have been sent to grave?!

Reason well and stop feeling fulfilled but rather disgraceful as a whole national guard will all the country wealth and budget to them

Shameeeee!

Bobmarie:
Shut up again! Dry fool.
Dey talk rubbish about someone that wasn’t even born here in your bullishit country. Someone that rode in Bentleys as a kid in America. I blame him for choosing to stay in your dirty, smelly country. You for get talk now?

Stay angry at your dad not rich people, he was the one that failed you Mad dog. If I be Davido, I will make an example out of one of you idiots typing rubbish online. You will also say it in court.

you can go lick his shit u asslicker. Whats my business if he wasn't born here...Or did they tell u i haven't also enjoyed abroad Life.

Na yeye dey worry u! And for the dad part u r always mentioning i think ur dad failed u but i guess he tried! Also try to blame ur mum for conceiving u and not aborting u.

Sister wey Mumu

That's even d Best kind of Referee the company would love