₦airaland Forum

luxanne:
Am honored dgalon

Omotayor123:
Still, we should spend wisely.

Omotayor123:
Oh my Gosh... I see something comforters of Life!


Guys try hugging this kind ladies and come and share testimonies...

Maxi112:
I know you want to woo me



go ahead and watch me disgrace you here

Fynestboi:
No need for adjustment sir.
Just remove their names, it will still fall into the five/six contestants grouping.

Gbemiie:
Why do we still have Drisklef on the list

papinx:
I thought Drisklef and Reiyvinn have withdrawn from the contest......


Cc: Tosyne2much wristbangle Dygeasy

Precious91:
11. They on gen for their female customers:Even when ladies don't have the intention to charge or they are not feeling hot,they still ask them if they should switch on their generating set for them.Even if Tosyn and Wristbangle are sweating like christmas goat,no gen for you,not even hand fan.

Mediapace:
Abeg Tosine leave that js1 dude,he isn't even worried about any herculean,hen-pecked human being.

Ignore the mugu,waiting for the best time to deal with him mercilessly,the dude is being warped by his fellow stupid cult members who knows nothing than to peck mouth in ferocious matters

TheValiant:
[b]My "mom" Sinaj is barely 23, a graduate of a Federal University with a bachelors degree in Psychology.

Tosyne2much is 28 years old, still a student of ekiti state poly, no job, tons of carry-over's, his family is broke, he is broke and his only claim to relevance is making a list of "ten reasons why women lie" to post on NL.

Compare and contrast. My "mom" Sinaj has achieved feats you will only dream about. You on the other hand, age isn't clearly on your side as you have barely two years to clock 30 and you're still a f00l. In 10 years time, you will be stamped a f00l forvever!

Ever since I discovered you, I decided I'll be in support of abortion (in cases of incest). You're so stvpid, you actually thought you could score diddy.diva's cunnt if you buy her a phone, right? But the chic dumped your boring ass and citied your "childishness" as her reasons for dropping you like a bad habit!

You're soo unlucky, at 28, you have no life outside an online forum. Your life is barren and docile! You were turned down by roughly every female on NL for being "childish". Accursed ekiti brought-up. The harsh realities of your pathetic existence are the very reasons your I.Q nosedived since diddy.diva dumped you!

At 28, you keep asking ladies for nudes? Tosin, a nairalander tried to help you scale virginity by inviting your wretched ass to her house in delta state but you refused! Why? Is it that you couldn't afford bus fare? Or maybe because you'd rather spend time masturbatingg your already barren life away? Were you cursed?


Obi is a boy! You're older than me, but I'm typing this from the comfort of my SUV.
If you need picture proof, I'll send you some.


By the time you realise that you've wasted your life wanking and posting thrash on an online forum, by the time you take your sperm stained fingers off your tiny black dick, your mates would've become captains of industries while you stay forever impoverished! Useless son of dead-beat drunk! [/b]

Twaci:
Me? Terminator?

Ayaf die

tosyne2much:
You come here to display an height of STUPIDITY and ILLITERACY yet you claimed it was humor. That your pathetic being doesn't shifted the blame on humor clearly shows your height of dumbness and illiteracy. When a wise man reads something, he overlooks the blunders in a write but will use his intuition to read meaning to it. A foolish attention retard like you read write-ups without using your intuition, instead, you will want to show that you know better.

Lemme get something into your dumb skull, illiteracy is not only the inability to read, write or speak, but the inability to take to simple correction and accept one's wrong doing.

I won't be surprised if most of you who form ambassadors for grammar on Nairaland might even be bagging loads of carryovers in school.

Keep wasting your time on Nairaland forming English scholar while the grammatical deficient ones keep smiling to their banks to deposit millions of Naira

Aminat508:
ozaoekpe

Mediapace:
She will manage till wristbangle teach you how to bleep properly

Dollyak:
215MW plant? Nigeria has a long way to go.