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Romance › 8 Ways Guys Embarrass Themselves When They Spot Ladies With Big Bosom/Butt by wristbangle(op): 5:20pm On Jul 03, 2016
When some guys spot ladies with huge bosoms and butts, they are not ashamed to display their lust and infatuation even in public places.

The shameful ways guys embarrass themselves when they spot huge bosoms/butts, which are;

1. They exhibit uncontrolled sexual urge

It's very shameful that when some dudes spot ladies with huge bosoms/butts, they act exactly like a he-goat, thereby, chasing these ladies without any element of shame. This act of sexual tyranny is what leads to several rape cases across the world due to their insatiable sexual urge.

2. They look at them lust fully

This act is very common at public places where some guys stare endlessly and lustfully at the sight of these ladies to the extent that some of them will cross Lagos-Ibadan Expressway without looking left and right.

3. They erupt in that process

This reminds me when a prominent Nairalander, Prof Tosyne2much, said he once witnessed a scene when a dude was publicly embarrassed in a BRT bus for erupting on a lady whom he sat with. Guys of these nature have tendency to rape and should be given long term jail to serve.

4. They start acting nice

Some dudes will start acting unnecessary caring to these ladies for the aim of getting under their legs. These set of guys are easily found on social media, when they view a lady's picture and find out she's endowed, some will even further show their level of stupidity by opening unreasonable thread to profess their love for the lady.

5. They maltreat their girlfriend with small bosom/butt

I find it very ridiculous and silly when I see guys who broke up with their girlfriends simply because her bosom and butt is not elaborate like their newly found lady. Without any cause, some will look for a way to send signals to her that they are no longer interested.

6. They Lick their lips

This is big show of shame and I have no pinch of respect for guys who are guilty of this act. A guy will spot a lady with huge bosoms/but and the guy will begin to lip his lips, like, chaiiiii, make I just catch this babe for bed. cheesy

7. Taking Pictures of the girl

I once saw a picture on Nairaland FP sometime in April when a woman with huge bosoms was walking on the street when many dudes where clapping for her and talking selfie of this woman's boobs. This is degree of idiocy.

8. They look for stylish ways to romance these ladies at public places

I was once guilty of this act of which on a particular day when I alighted from a bus, I spotted this beautiful and well endowed lady. Even though I was very tired, I became determined to get this lady by all means. So when she board a keke napep, I quickly rush in to sit beside her. Due to bad road and rough tussle navigation of the driver, I seized every opportunity of the gallops to hit my arm against her chest and threw away my face as if nothing happened. When she could no longer bear my perverted actions, she printed a slap on my face and I told the keke napep driver to drop me immediately.
Family › Re: This Is The Best Gift A Mother Can Give Her Daughter by wristbangle: 1:34pm On Jul 03, 2016
Yes oo
Politics › Re: Militants Storm Cross Rivers State office, hold Deputy Governor Hostage by wristbangle: 10:04pm On Jul 02, 2016
Quakertellicus1:
Bakassi going to Cameroon was not a matter of ''voting'',,,......it was decided by the International Court of Justice ten years ago....and sealed by the Green Tree Agreement of 2006.

You can find the whole story of the issue here
Okay bro. Nice one.
Business › Re: Paypal Ranks Nigeria 3rd In Mobile Shopping by wristbangle: 6:14pm On Jul 02, 2016
fratermathy:
Nigerians keep saying things are hard in this country, that Buhari's regime is the worst and we are facing economic recess and yet we still see people fill their fuel tanks daily, going to banks daily, queueing up daily in ATMs and buying things online everyday. Where exactly is the money coming fromhuh
Lol my brother I don't know oo just that inflation level is really high at the moment
Politics › Re: Militants Storm Cross Rivers State office, hold Deputy Governor Hostage by wristbangle: 6:02pm On Jul 02, 2016
Sheggy13:
That's my thought too. If I'm not mistaken, I believe the world court in Hague had ceded over their lands to Cameroon meaning officially they're no longer Nigerians but Cameroonians. I don't understand why it's Cross Rivers state govt they are bothering for their welfare and not the Cameroonian govt instead. In any case, I really do feel for them. Large group of people forcibly pushed to a different country they don't feel emotionally and culturally attached to.
My brother, they were not forced to leave initially. It was a decision they made hence they would have choose to remain in Nigeria. Na their cup of tea oo!
Politics › Re: Militants Storm Cross Rivers State office, hold Deputy Governor Hostage by wristbangle: 5:26pm On Jul 02, 2016
These people should hold Cameroon govt for their current predicament afterall they decided to path ways from been part of Nigeria several years ago.
Education › Re: 10 Signs That Witches & Wizards Followed You Into The Exam Hall by wristbangle: 5:18pm On Jul 02, 2016
grin chai lovely one prof. Tosyne2much
Romance › Re: Nigerian Men Are Very Premitive, Unromantic, Mean, Perverted, And Unlovable by wristbangle: 11:18pm On Jul 01, 2016
Very useless post
Travel › Re: Lagos-Calabar Railway: FG And CCECC sign $11.12bn MoU by wristbangle: 6:52pm On Jul 01, 2016
It's a welcome development and I pray it is fully implement so that enemies of progress can be put to shame.
Forum Games › Re: #TeamFynestboi - Wish A Nairalander Happy New Month by wristbangle: 10:35am On Jul 01, 2016
suzan404:
As the new month starts, Here are my wishes for
you, May this month keeps you healthy, May you be
achieving target every day, May you remain happy
the whole, May you learn new things every day, May
this month be better than all of the previous months
of this year! Happy New Month
Happy new month cool thanks
Romance › Re: Wish 5 Romancelander A Happy New Month by wristbangle: 10:33am On Jul 01, 2016
shumuel:
As always, i wish everyone i follow; Happy New Month, and welcome to second half, its already kick-off grin
Happy new month baba cool
Politics › Re: Buhari And Niger-Delta Dialogue Team Meet + What PMB Told Them - Photos by wristbangle: 7:50am On Jul 01, 2016
Nice development
Romance › Re: Wish 5 Romancelander A Happy New Month by wristbangle: 7:44am On Jul 01, 2016
midehi2:
wish you same dear


wristbangle
tosyne2much
countsparrow
truckpusher
MrCork

June 30th & July 1st mark the dividing lines between the 1st & 2nd half of every year. Therefore, from today, a separation has come between you and sorrow, shame and poverty forever IJN. HNM.
Amen oo. Thanks dear.

Happy new month peeparty
Forum Games › Re: #TeamFynestboi - Wish A Nairalander Happy New Month by wristbangle: 7:40am On Jul 01, 2016
refiner:
Merry new month!!!!!cheesy

awww...this is my birth month, a month a REFINER was born!grin

Merry new months to my lovely nairalanders,my friends and foes..wink

wishing you all the blessings of God!...

I declare...you will never see death..
you'll never beg for food!
you'll never be carried to the hospital
your heart desires shall be granted!
many nations shall call u blessed....AMEN
Happy new month dear. Wow so this is ur month. Hope item7 go full ground
Romance › Re: Mr. NAIRALAND Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by wristbangle: 9:33pm On Jun 30, 2016
Mediapace:
Thought you are contesting
Lol. U wan campaign 4 me? cheesy
Romance › Re: Mr. NAIRALAND Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by wristbangle: 9:31pm On Jun 30, 2016
Ishilove:
I nominate TheSonofMark, naptu2, Adesiji77, Eyop, joseph1832 and torqque7 grin grin
grin
Romance › Re: Mr. NAIRALAND Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by wristbangle: 8:22pm On Jun 30, 2016
Mediapace:
You no wan nominate wristbangle ?
shocked

Wetin dey sele 4 here oo.
Romance › Re: Nairaland Most Handsome Guy,post Your Pics To Defeat Me by wristbangle: 12:12pm On Jun 30, 2016
AccessME:
federal university lokoja
Heya. No bro. I attended FUNAAB
Romance › Re: My Open Letter To Lalasticlal by wristbangle: 11:40am On Jun 30, 2016
MrsLalasticlala:
Your signature is offensive. My husband is not in need of a second wife, thanks.
gringrin

Orisirisi... Vizkiz, tosyne2much, I know no say lalasticlala don marry oo! How come we miss the wedding invitation? cheesy
NYSC › Re: NYSC Allowances In 26 States Across Nigeria by wristbangle: 7:10pm On Jun 29, 2016
Niger is N3,000 at the moment and they dont pay on time.
Romance › Re: Nairaland Most Handsome Guy,post Your Pics To Defeat Me by wristbangle: 7:07pm On Jun 29, 2016
AccessME:
ur face looks familiar
Do u attend FUL?
Oh really? Sorry may I know the meaning of FUL?

Sorry I am replying late.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Istanbul Ataturk Airport Attack: At Least 28 Dead And Dozens Injured by wristbangle: 10:40am On Jun 29, 2016
Very sad incident. Saw it in the news yesterday night.
Celebrities › Re: Saheed Balogun, Adediwura Becky-Adesegha And Princess Allwell Ademola Pictured by wristbangle: 9:00am On Jun 29, 2016
See these ultimate warrior boobies cheesy. Only say dem go obey law of gravity when bra comot.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 10 Signs That Witches And Wizards Followed You To A Job Interview by wristbangle: 6:25pm On Jun 28, 2016
Lwkmdh. Lalasticlala abeg come see how witch a wizard dey follow people enter interview room. grin
Politics › Re: Why Are Nigerians Jealous Of Ghana? by wristbangle: 4:12pm On Jun 28, 2016
Nobody should heed to OP's foolishness. He is known for his xenophobic attack on NL and the earlier the better our amicable mods send this OP to 100yrs imprisonment.
Politics › Re: President Buhari Deserves Impeachment – 68% Voted Yes In New Online Poll by wristbangle: 4:08pm On Jun 28, 2016
APC and PDP are same set of useless party. Nigerians are looking forward to vote APC out if things continue like this till 2019.
Sports › Re: Argentine President Begs Messi To Come Back - Pix by wristbangle: 2:33pm On Jun 28, 2016
VIPERVENOM:
was he the only person in the team that missed all those finals? Abeg make I hear word. The likes of Marcos rojo and di Maria were there and they weren't crying.......and u calling cr7 penaldo is also childish
tongue pele!
Sports › Re: Argentine President Begs Messi To Come Back - Pix by wristbangle: 12:58pm On Jun 28, 2016
VIPERVENOM:
so in other words you're trying to say Messi's maturity is going backwards. Mature at 18 and a crybaby at 29 grin
Penaldo only made one final and he was crying as if he was given hundred strokes of cane. cheesy

Your assumption is childish because do u think it's easy missing out on 4 straight finals?
Sports › Re: Argentine President Begs Messi To Come Back - Pix by wristbangle: 12:20pm On Jun 28, 2016
Elxandre:
he was 19 not 29.

didn't you even say he never made a final?
Lol I wasn't the one who made that comment.

Btw, how old was messi when he made the first copa America final, (18), yet he never cried.

Who is the matured one now?
Sports › Re: Argentine President Begs Messi To Come Back - Pix by wristbangle: 12:06pm On Jun 28, 2016
Elxandre:
how old were you in 2004, not to have heard of portugal vs greece euro finals?
And what eventually happened when Portugal lost against greece? He cried like a battered and frustrated baby.
Sports › Re: Argentine President Begs Messi To Come Back - Pix by wristbangle: 12:05pm On Jun 28, 2016
martineverest:
because Ronaldo haven't gotten to any final with Portugal
Wonderful response bro.

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