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Michellla:
why i dont keep female friends.
too much drama.

Heya.

E be like say the girl juju jazz the guy?

Na wao

Safe journey bubu

bobkezel:
1 when a guy is broke.
2 when a guy doesn't have money.
3 When a guy's money is finished.
4 when a guy doesn't have money in his bank account.
5 when money finish for the guy hand.
6 when a guy no get money again.
7 when a guy doesn't make money.
8 can't you understand, no money no girl respects.

It's not about money alone.

Oliviaarims:
Lol.. Tosyne2much, deal with this boy urself.

Goodmrng dear

Rayprofessor:
Girls nko? E get one babe wey me wan hammer some days ago as i wan givam the monkey style u no wetin i see inside her nyash? I see enuf shit and immediately dtin ma no gree me as in d odour is unbearable omo na so i take race. Fine girl while clad but unclad omo odour go full everywhere.

Wahala dey oo . Her yansh is graciously anointed with poo!

Monalisa185:
no point dropping it...add it here and finish us once and for all

Hahahahahahah



See am. I go drop the thread but in another way dear

Rollar:
Hian, this is not scathing enough for me
I'll be back when the girls are reeling in shock from my goon's blasts, then I'll swoop in to scar them for life

We have to give it to the OP even though it's not scathing enough.

I actually wana go hard on them as I am already preparing for this counter thread but I have to drop it.

Decker:
True talk. Although it isn't wrong to point out those little flaws men have, ladies shouldn't set them as a bench mark in choosing men to marry. When they do such, they would only be setting unnecessary, unrealistic standards for themselves, and at the end of the day, they would be the one to suffer it, because they would be waiting for the "perfect husband", till they pass their prime and old age begins to set in, and then it will be the case of settling for any man that comes their way. Because let's face it, no man is perfect. We all have our flaws.

Brother, have u watched the perfect guy"? This film actually narrates all you just stated.

Naijaboiy, rollar and tosyne2much, make una come see better food. Counter thread ASAP.

Nice one OP . U be better pikin.

Lmao @ pt 4

Oliviaarims:
Lol... Wristbangle!! I did no such thing.

Really but how come u keep rejecting tosyne2much advances? Is it becos he can't afford to buy new boxers at the moment?

The rich men you see today were once broke.

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Just make sure say you mention me. Because I get plenty things to talk about. [/color]

Baba, no worry dem go hear wien!

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Lool...we go do them back. Make Wristbangle open the counter thread. [/color]

Guys dey vex this evening. Make una no worry na.

Afterall my last article centred on female bashing.

Josphine4good:
All this ladies after condemning the guys with still be the ones praying and attending Shiloh tomorrow for the same guys

Naijaboiy, decker, ronald4lif and tosyne2much, you will agree with me that this lady is making a lot of sense compare to other ladies.

Josphine4good:
don't mind them

I have watched your reaction so far and I can confirm that you are a role model some ladies on this forum need to emulate.

Your response and sense of reasoning is top notch.

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Wristbangle you have to open a counter thread o!

This girls don talk too much for here,we have to revenge.

No jokes! [/color]

Hahaha. Bros chill na

I go revenge guys 4 my next article

tivta:
Has he fixed akute road?

Nope!

lookandlaff:
Amosun is doing a good job, Obiano is doing a good job, instead of bringing everything down to east west yoruba ibo brawl can we applaud these governors who are doing well and beam our searchlight on the others who have nothing to declare?

Exactly bro but it pains me when some tribal bigot are condemning the good works of these governor especially when I stated that amosun is a performer.

It's a pity why some people has made it a competition instead of using it as a leverage to encourage their state government.

Chumaster, I thought u are sensible but I guessed wrong.

Armaggedon:
pls go and find a match for ur Amusu not Obiano

Mtcheeeeeewwww!

herboshedhe:
Ok


Check out my signature please

Ok

chumaster:
Who is this one? Amosu Amosun can't be compared to Obiano, Obiano is the real deal!

I have travelled to anambra and ogun, the infra structural development from these governor is at PAR.

If you wana argue with me, pls come to ogun state.

Oga seun, Linda said she is still single and searching. Pls do the needful asap

edelweiss:
Not taking charge mostly in lovemaking (baby come ontop, what about picking her up like a pancake and slam her everywhere, study,kitchen,dinning table,bathtub you name it! Men tend to chill when they feel they have gotten a woman, just boring sex, no spice. Secondly,wanting stuff from a woman even stuff given to her by an ex! I cant wouldnt want to use a perfume even bought by my man's ex

But I feel the "coming on top" sex mechanism is to make the guy garner enough strength to reload his fist in hitting her hard to satisfaction. At least the lady also need to help the guy when he is getting tired. It's not easy to maintain 40 mins horse rider nau.

pinceprinz:
Tell me when you're done talking gangster... We canNOT live our lives our own way. If you truly rule your world by your own rules, why not put on bathroom slippers to work tomorrow or wear a relatively dirty attire on your wedding day? Impressing ladies aside, it will always remain sane to look good even if you're not good looking. It will forever be a right on you to others and the environment to be modest in your ways with them. POINT IS We all are slaves of the societal code of conduct, act against em and smell your own ass in (society's) prison- its a brotherly advise.

Excellent response brother. U made it easy for me, I wanted to condemn his biased comment.

Obiano and Amosun are honestly locking neck to neck when it comes to performance.

Ojigbi jigbi! This is the most hilarious news in 2016

krixtal:
At no. 3. Why cant we touch each other at crowded or anyplace. Let love lead, as we touch we share pleasure.
If everybody practice this i tell you the world will be a better place.

A chronic example of pervert! Anyway there is love in sharing.

pinceprinz:
Noff Public toilets before sanction tho. Like I was saying, towards the end of last year, was in Dugbe market shopping for fabrics when I needed to poo n piss, had to drive down to shop rite be4 I could get a serene enclave to 'do the do'

Lol really! Are u sure your boxer didn't get stained with faeces?

tosyne2much:
Since the Op has started the aluta, let's go there.... ALUTA CONTINUA, VICTORIA ASCERTA!!!

9. Wearing one Boxers for a Week

Whether you believe it or not, some dudes normally wear one boxers for a couple of weeks after which they will wash it with hypo and starch it the moment they know that they want to get laid. I also wear my own boxers for at least a week before washing it. Though my gf often complain of the stench always emanating from my boxers but do I have a choice?


10. One Minute Loving-Making

Ladies have no atom of respect for dudes who always boast of their bedmatics skills, only to climax after just three thrusts

Tosyne2much no go kill me with point 10. Actually ladies loose respect for 5mins guy especially with small joystick

pinceprinz:
NO1. no make sense. Men and Women gossip. In fact everybody on this thread is a gossiper.

NO2 Has my pass mark, but once in a while, we all get dirty esp. If the job requires you stay out of home for say days etc


NO. 3 is actually nonsense, but yaknow sh!T hapins. We all cross boundaries


No. 4 is so barbaric and animalistic, In d US Hialeah specifically, $50 is the fine. Govt should build more public toilets tho, The last time I was in town, had to drive all the way to Shoprite in Dugbe before I could answer nature's call...


Down to no. 8 Men who nag are mere puppies.

I wish such a heavy fine can be imposed on those caught in the act in Nigeria.