₦airaland Forum

shegzhkn:
well am addressing the cleaner part where u making references to witches . have u heard PhD holders apply to take trunk driver at dangote's company.

ronald4lif:
Aside the drug trade every other jobs listed there pays more than the average white collar jobs in Nigeria, including the much admired banking job. Though not the finest of jobs but if it pays the bills why not?

And about Nigerians working in mortuaries I think that's untrue and an unfounded notion. Nigerians don't work in the mortuary abroad as being bandied about. As a matter of fact I don't know of any Nigerian or ever heard of one who works in a mortuary. Even if they then it's on a proportionate scale as other foreign nationals including the natives.

Tolexander:
e remain small!

HungerBAD:
Aside the Drug Pushing and Prostitution, i see nothing bad.

The other Jobs are totally Legit, and as long as it is an Honest Job and pays the Bills, i see nothing wrong with it. To the OP, have you lived outside Nigeria?i am assuming no, and that is why you came out with this list.

Life Outside Nigeria is not the Bed Of Roses, people portray it to be. If you have lived outside Nigeria, and you are being picky with work, especially if you are "SQUATTING" somewhere, then in a short time you will find yourself homeless and foodless.

You work because you have bills to pay. More over, some of the Jobs on your list are actually high paying Jobs, like the Mortician and the Security Job, especially if you are employed by a High Profile Company.

Your mentality is exactly there are plenty of unemployed graduates in Nigeria, as they are always picky and choosy with what they want, while squatting somewhere eating free food, and coming to the pages of Nairaland to complain how their hosts/Brother/Sister/In law and friend is treating them because they are Jobless.

Monalisa185:
annoying jobs ke? egbon!...it's better some youths are abroad doing some of the jobs on your list than to be in this country jumping up and down for those greedy and selfish polithiefcians

Lumiere91:
Kanu acted childish.e be lyk say d guy don bankrupt

silibaba:
STARTIME BY KANU NWANKWO.
make una follow make una enjoy startime.

his dance though

vedaxcool:
$2.1B

DMeanMan:
Pay attention bro. This guys are 90% done with recruitment.

Don't snooze

PoliticalThuG:
Apc is a joke

Obinoscopy:
The rat is common here in Nigeria.

gurutech201:
am not selling nor offering just letting you know

gurutech201:
don't tell me you are still enjoying wasting 1000naira for glo 3GB when you can get. 10GB for free on mtn

shegsky:
[s]Note I'm not trying to say t hat any lady that utters any of the listed statement, is telling lies. It's just the
statement an average lady utters just to appear decent before guys

Lemme keep the ball rollling

1. I DON'T VISIT GUYS

I don't know if you have noticed this. I have overheard quite a few number of ladies saying they barely visit guys. Whether it's true or not, they utter this statement in order to appear decent before guys

2. IS SE X FOOD ?

Many ladies often utter this statement especially when intimate discussion arises. When guys complain about their girlfriends depriving them of se x, ladies will be like "is se x food?" Whether ladies like se x or not, they often make this statement just to look like they detest se x.. *If I hear *

3. I DON'T LIKE GOING TO EATERIES

Some of them always claim they don't fancy fried rice, shawama, ice cream, burger, etc. Though, this might just
be a sarcastic statement,but many of them utter it just to look decent. A lady
once told me that she hated going to eateries. I took her there, only for her to order pepper soup, fried rice ice
cream, etc.

4. I DON'T FANCY MAKE-UP

I'm yet to see a lady that will agree to the fact that her beauty lies in the illusion caused by make-up. Even though some of them
paint their faces the way we used to colour our drawing book when in Kingdagarten,they will still claim they don't fancy make-up

5. I DON'T ASK GUYS FOR MONEY

I have come to conclusion that many ladies utter this
statement just to earn the respect of guys.. Virtually all ladies claim they don't ask guys for money, when in fact, it's a pure lie. Some of them will be like, I have
never for once asked my ex or guys for money. Don't be
deceived cos when you date them, reverse might just be the statement

5. I'M JUST DOING THIS because I LOVE YOU

The stiffness some of them perform when you make advances, is likened to breaking into world bank. Some will even stiffen their moans during bleeping so that the guy will not think they are enjoying it

6. I'M GOD FEARING

Even the ones hovering at every beef palour, eateries,hotel, suya and pepper joint, will say they are God fearing and also need God
fearing men.

7. I DONT DOUBLE DATE

Before I gave my life to
Christ, I dated a lady that claimed she hated cheating on her man. I couldn't believe my eyes when I caught her doing otherwise. Some of them actually cheat
but will make remarkable comment about themselves just to look decent

8. I DON'T GIVE MY NUMBERS TO STRANGERS

I don't know how to explain this. But many of them say this even when it's not necessary

9. I DON'T REPLY PMs/MAILS

This is common on social media especially Nairaland. You will see updates like, " I don't reply pms because I'm not looking for a boyfriend", "don't even
bother to mail me because I won't reply. This is just to show their online folks that they are decent

10. Feel free to add the last one[/s] .

cele360:
pls how can i port my mtn line so as to avoid been blocked by mtn, thier stress has become unbearable, pls someone should help me with a useful info, i will so greatful

raker300:
This is not the kinda news some people want to hear...

yahrant140:
Squabbles over legal representation for Nnamdi Kanu, leader of the Indigenous People of Biafra (IPOB), on Monday, stalled his trial for alleged treason at the federal high court, Abuja. Vincent Obetta, Kanu’s lawyer, who has represented him since the beginning of his trial at a lower court, was not in court, but another lawyer, Ifeanyi Ejiofor, who claimed that he had been hired to represent the IPOB leader, showed up.

A mild drama ensued as Kanu’s younger brother, Emmanuel asked Ejiofor to leave, impressing it on him that Obetta was the legitimate counsel of his brother. Ejiofor tarried a while, but left afterwards.

The case, however, did not come up, and Obetta told TheCable that the Kanu family was still trying to sort out issues regarding legal representation for Kanu, who has been in detention since October 14, 2015. On December 23, 2015, Kanu had refused to take his plea before Ahmed Mohammed, justice of the federal high court, Abuja, citing lack of confidence in the court.

This was after Adeniyi Ademola, another justice of the federal high court, Abuja, ordered the Department of State Services (DSS) to release him unconditionally, and after a chief magistrate court discharged and acquitted of charges of criminal intimidation and ownership of unlawful society. Meanwhile, Obetta has refuted reports that Kanu is ill, and that he is being tortured in custody. According to him, Kanu is in high spirits and healthy.

https://www.thecable.ng/kanus-brother-orders-lawyer-out-of-court

mightyfada:
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