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Celebrities › Re: Victoria Inyama On Regina Daniels' Marriage To Ned Nwoko by wristbangle: 11:53am On May 01, 2019
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Ajax: UCL Semi Finals (0 - 1) On 30th April 2019 by wristbangle: 10:10pm On Apr 30, 2019
highcollide:
Very nonsense boring match. Tottenham na nonsense club...


I dey regret why I pay 100 naira to watch this ball.... , I for use the money buy mango.
grin Go collect your money back and buy the cherry mango na
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Ajax: UCL Semi Finals (0 - 1) On 30th April 2019 by wristbangle: 8:38pm On Apr 30, 2019
Link to watch this match ooo
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Ajax: UCL Semi Finals (0 - 1) On 30th April 2019 by wristbangle: 8:15pm On Apr 30, 2019
I need a live stream link ooo. Please help!
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Lagos State Blue Bus Company Is Recruiting. See How To Apply by wristbangle: 1:15pm On Apr 29, 2019
Good luck to applicants
Romance › Re: Lady Set To Marry Ikoyi ‘Big Boy’ Who She Met Over Her Stolen Jewelry. Photos by wristbangle:
Amakavula:
Hopefully how I will met my Hubby.. grin good luck babe. God bless your marriage.
What kind of met? lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: Lady Set To Marry Ikoyi ‘Big Boy’ Who She Met Over Her Stolen Jewelry. Photos by wristbangle: 2:04pm On Apr 27, 2019
JasonScoolari:
With this type of pre-wedding pics, one can predict where the marriage is headed to.

I don't mean to sound negative, but this marriage nor go last like a man suffering from premature ejaculation.

-Your House help is dating the "big boy" chef.

-You wanted your jewellery so bad that you've book an "All-night" appointment with the "big boy" from 7pm to 2am.

-Now, you've recovered both the jewellery and the "big boy"

What a foolish story.

Modify;

Dear PrettyCrystal, No need hiding the picture of her smoking.
Lol sense of humour plus bitter truth, all packaged in your comment.

Though you are not far from the truth but the marriage may be blissful, you never can say. Don't judge a book by its' cover.

dominique:
I don't understand the story, HML to them sha
I thought I'm the only the one.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Manchester City (0 - 2) On 24th April 2019 by wristbangle: 9:18pm On Apr 24, 2019
I pray this season ends fast. Complete overhaul is needed for this useless team. Another goal? shocked
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Wolverhampton Wanderers Vs Arsenal (3 - 1) On 24th April 2019 by wristbangle: 8:35pm On Apr 24, 2019
Dominique cool
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Manchester City (0 - 2) On 24th April 2019 by wristbangle: 8:32pm On Apr 24, 2019
dukeprince50:
Gooooooooaaaaaaaaaalllllllllll

Manchester united 1:0




the goal was scored on chivita advert
U no well ooo cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Wolverhampton Wanderers Vs Arsenal (3 - 1) On 24th April 2019 by wristbangle: 8:31pm On Apr 24, 2019
Another Everton Vs Man utd match loading cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Everton Vs Manchester United (4 - 0) On 21st April 2019 by wristbangle: 3:08pm On Apr 21, 2019
BabaO2:
The earlier the baby coach realised pogba is the main problem in mauU the better. Mourinho is a genius and a witch, he has identified this, but unfortunately he was sacked too early. Most difficult match played without pogba, they won, result would have been otherwise if pogba played the match against PSG
Hmmm. I think you are right.
Education › Re: FUNAAB Students Build N5 Million Car Park, Names It After Buhari by wristbangle:
The problem of this country starts from citizens, not the leaders. To say this meagre project gulp N5 million shows FUNAAB SUG board will do worse than our leaders if given the mandage to lead the country
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Everton Vs Manchester United (4 - 0) On 21st April 2019 by wristbangle: 3:00pm On Apr 21, 2019
As a man u fan, I can't but just laugh at the situation of my dear club.

I really blame the management board for the disgrace facing this club.

After the season ends, they need complete overhaul of the team and hire an experienced coach.
Politics › Re: “95 Per Cent Of States Can’t Pay N30,000 Minimum Wage” - Ebonyi Gov by wristbangle: 2:53pm On Apr 21, 2019
InvertedHammer:
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At N18k/month salary, the Kogi State government owed 6 months salaries-in-arrears. Calculate how many months she will owe at the current rate of N30k/month. (20 points)

grin grin grin
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Considering the 67% increase wage increment, then kogi citizens should get ready for the next 10months with massive hunger strike! cool
Politics › Re: “95 Per Cent Of States Can’t Pay N30,000 Minimum Wage” - Ebonyi Gov by wristbangle: 2:52pm On Apr 21, 2019
InvertedHammer:
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At N18k/month salary, the Kogi State government owed 6 months salaries-in-arrears. Calculate how many months she will owe at the current rate of N30k/month. (20 points)

grin grin grin
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Considering the 67% wage increment, then kogi citizens should get ready for the next 10months with massive hunger strike! cool
TV/Movies › Re: I Can Act More Than The So Called Regina Daniels Fast Rising Nollywood Actress by wristbangle: 4:38pm On Apr 20, 2019
Is that hair on her chest? lipsrsealed I don't understand
Celebrities › Re: DJ Cuppy "Abena" (Video) by wristbangle: 1:18pm On Apr 19, 2019
EXLOVER:
If you want to enjoy the song, turn down the audio, just watch only the video.
But why some people no get chill like this cheesy
Celebrities › Re: DJ Cuppy "Abena" (Video) by wristbangle: 1:15pm On Apr 19, 2019
She should be persistent. One day she will get it right.

On this song/ video, I would give her 1/10 tongue tongue.
Crime › Re: SARS Officer Kills Another Man In Lagos As Thug Breaks Bottle On His Head by wristbangle: 1:08pm On Apr 19, 2019
allan2:
what a douch bag u are! cant u easily notice that it was a work of fiction? did u not read d part that says 'culled from bla bla bu?' fallacious is wen u shit on your ass and blame buhari for it...bitch
Take a chill dude! As at the time I quoted him, it wasn't included it was a reference story which I believe he later updated his comment.

Also, he knows I am only joking with the smiley sign I included at the end of my comment. You only ended up disgracing yourself with your comment. If you are hungry, let me know so I can help you. Regards,
Nairaland General › Re: This Is Why Nigerians Do Not Deserve Financial Help From Fellow Nigerians (pics) by wristbangle: 11:37am On Apr 19, 2019
Moral lesson: Don't give out something that will enter voice note without having a back up. The blame is on OP. Now you have learnt your lesson. I don't blame those who are stingy. Experience they say is the best teacher.
Autos › Re: 2003 Toyota Corolla SOLD SOLD by wristbangle: 11:32am On Apr 19, 2019
1.1?
Sports › Re: Ronaldo Makes Transfer Demand After Juventus’ Champions League Exit by wristbangle: 11:02am On Apr 19, 2019
MobilityExpress:
Wawu grin I thought ororo worshippers said he was a super player that wins the CL trophy any club he goes to grin? Alhaji Kabiru have killed the fake GOAT grin
cheesy cheesy
Crime › Re: SARS Officer Kills Another Man In Lagos As Thug Breaks Bottle On His Head by wristbangle:
TheFacelessMan:
angry

I remember when i was about to be arrested by SARS for "unlawful loitering"

I was watching my team Arsenal at a viewing center.


I had bet salary on them winning Derby County yet the useless oafs conceded an 89th minute goal.


0-1 !!!!! My world dissolved in tears. cry cry cry


How do I face my wife at home? No foodstuff to eat! And my boss? He had borrowed me 500k and was becoming impatient.


I had buried my head in my hands when i heard the whine of a police siren in the distance.


"HEY YOU!!!" I lifted my head up and i saw magic for real.


The center that had been filled to the brim with at 100 smelly youths had cleared out totally. This was ABRACADABRA for sure shocked

"You are under arrest" The shorter of the 2 SARS guys said, grinning at me "Unlawful loitering"

In a fit of rage coupled with frustration, i flipped the table up, plates and bottles flying everywhere angry angry angry

I had had enough, i had nothing to lose angry

I screamed and i broke 2 bottles on my head, one after the other.


[img]http://1.bp..com/-JloVzrJtMyw/VadqkzRDSSI/AAAAAAAF6Tg/iQKiAhPuV5c/s400/mail.google.com.gif[/img]

The SARS guys looked at themselves, and then at me with gaping mouths shocked shocked shocked


I saw magic for the 2nd time. One of them must have broken Usain Bolt's record running away.


To be continued...…..
What a fallacious story but filled with some humour. When are you going to air perhaps tell us season 2 this story? tongue
Celebrities › Re: "My New Song Must Blow By Fire By Force" - DJ Cuppy by wristbangle: 9:45pm On Apr 18, 2019
Lol go to MFM and make it a prayer point na. No be only by fire, by force. By frying pan, by torque ni undecided
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Slavia Prague: Europa League Quarter Finals (4 - 3) On 18th April 201 by wristbangle: 9:18pm On Apr 18, 2019
Kurtis02:
4-4

Chai..
What? shocked
Phones › Re: BBM Consumer Service to Shut Down May 31st, 2019 by wristbangle: 9:13pm On Apr 18, 2019
Donald3d:
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Blackberry that year grin grin grin grin
I remember how girls used to do the unthinkable because of it. Now its Iphone.

I can never forget when BBZ10 was reigning then, thats how one girl came into the mechanical engineering workshop, brought out her Z10 and waved it in my my face , her hands moved from left to right in a perfectly synchronised oscillatory motion, showing it off proudly. She opened her mouth like she tried to form an accent, then she uttered what makes me still laugh till today ..in a very confusing accent "Please do you have BBM charger" . grin grin grin grin

About half of the people who use Iphones have not used 1/10th of its features .And you see them upgrading every year, just to show off.
Life is in cycles . If you think what you use to brag today won't become obsolete tomorrow, then you are just deceiving yourself .

Invest in things that won't loose value. Land in some parts of Ikorodu and Ifo/Sango is 400-500k . Its better to use an android phone of 30k-50k and have land that would never depreciate in value.

Be Wise

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BBM charger? grin
Politics › Re: N30,000 Minimum Wage Implementation Begins Today —presidency by wristbangle: 8:58pm On Apr 18, 2019
dafemnet:
If ur salary was 150k before, how much would you earn from today
Still 150k if u are working with a private firm but will increase if it is federal parastatals
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Tottenham Hotspur:UCL Quarter Finals (4 -3) On 17th Apr. 2019 by wristbangle: 9:20pm On Apr 17, 2019
Stupid Tottenham team
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Tottenham Hotspur:UCL Quarter Finals (4 -3) On 17th Apr. 2019 by wristbangle: 7:58pm On Apr 17, 2019
tosyne2much:
It's going to be a tough game but I see Tottenham sending City packing
Yes oo. Routing for spurs. Long time bro
Celebrities › Re: Princess Shyngle: All Actresses Are Dating The Same Boyfriends by wristbangle:
Gentleziggy:
Is there any difference between actresses n prostitutes?
The difference is one promiscuous act is on TV while the other is roadside

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