Nairaland General › Re: First Nairaland Non-mod Organized Multiple Award!!! voting has started by write2obi(m): 10:42pm On Dec 17, 2013 |
7. THE MOST LEVEL-HEADED MODERATOR: this award goes to that moderator who have refused to be intoxicated by absolute E-power hence treats members with respect and fairness......it is open to only moderators, seun inclusive. /quote]
This award and the #5H should be used to fix our (nairaland) toilet no mod deserves it, senu inclusive level headed ko, flat headed ni. I nominate sexkill and ogugua88  |
Nairaland General › Re: First Nairaland Non-mod Organized Multiple Award!!! voting has started by write2obi(m): 10:41pm On Dec 17, 2013 |
[quote author=vanguard1]7. THE MOST LEVEL-HEADED MODERATOR: this award goes to that moderator who have refused to be intoxicated by absolute E-power hence treats members with respect and fairness......it is open to only moderators, seun inclusive. /quote]
This award and the #5H should be used to fix our (nairaland) toilet no mod deserves it, senu inclusive level headed ko, flat headed ni. I nominate sexkill and ogugua88  |
Literature › Re: The Murder Case- A short story by write2obi(m): 1:54pm On Dec 17, 2013 |
adegwurulez: i hope u'l be there for my next story hope kee  just tell me the venue, Lemmie got and sweep there  |
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Literature › Re: The Murder Case- A short story by write2obi(m): 10:09pm On Dec 16, 2013 |
Ade, Hmm what can i say, this is ur second story am reading here on Nland and u've once again proved to be a very serious and talented writer. Kudos |
Literature › Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by write2obi(m): 9:34pm On Dec 16, 2013 |
Booked  Kingspen born with a silver spoon  Its well. 1 Like |
Family › Re: My Wife Spends Money On Her Parents And Sibling Without My Consent by write2obi(m): 7:14pm On Dec 16, 2013 |
mercylicious: This story reminds me of my former neighbour. The guy was a businessman while the wife had a fed govt contract teaching job. This guy buys everything in the house even the pant the wife wears. It never occured to him d wife spends all her salary on the family till he had serious crisis in his business. His goods were seized by customs (lace material). When it was time to pay for rent, d guy had no money, he asked the wife to assist only to find out she had no savings.by dt time, her contact fed job had finished.
You know wat this guy did? He travelled with the wife to village for xmas. Then on 28th dec, he came to town, packed all their property and moved everythig to the village. He didn't inform the wife of his decision, so u can imagine the shock in the wife's face seeing their belongings .
Word of advise- every woman is expectd to have savings. No matter how rich ur hus is, there are one or 2 occasions he will expect u to assist. I advise you make a budget of how much shld go to ur family, friends and relatives every month, once the limit is reached, tell them u don't have as far as life and health is not concerned. LMAO  but seriously you don't expect her to have money and not help her family? best way to handle wife like that, is to give her responsibility that her salary can barely handle. |
Literature › Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by write2obi(m): 7:02pm On Dec 16, 2013 |
KingzPen: Abeg Oooooo wetin do number 15? *shivering* ppl wey i go-go chop xmas goat for their house.  |
Literature › Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by write2obi(m): 5:07pm On Dec 16, 2013 |
KingzPen: . I dey stay Lagos Oooooo... good *talking to my self* he is now number #15 |
Literature › Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by write2obi(m): 5:01pm On Dec 16, 2013 |
Really enjoying this  but maybe u should consider changing the title  to maybe my life in the forest or my life as a vampire  kingzpen u they say for Lagos? |
Literature › Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by write2obi(m): 4:54pm On Dec 16, 2013 |
KingzPen: Update Came Late Because Of Some Unforseen House Chores...
I'm So Sorry...
Love Y'all... House Chores ke?  zainharb Ella nancydearie Oya 3 of una go they do the Chores osiso vampire kingzpen Oya come they update |
Family › Re: My Wife Spends Money On Her Parents And Sibling Without My Consent by write2obi(m): 11:29am On Dec 16, 2013 |
@op I don't see anything wrong with your wife helping her parents and siblings, but if she is overdoing it, I think all you can do is, since you've talked to her and she refused to listen, just let her run down the business and sit at home, let's see where she'll get the money to throw around from. |
Nairaland General › Ever Received A Counterfeit Money? by write2obi(op): 11:52pm On Dec 13, 2013 |
I was having a great day today. cos finally i was able to collect the money i had being expecting,  until i got to 7 and 8 junction, I stopped to buy etisalat recharge card, I collected the card, paid and started walking home when the card girls tapped me on the back, I turned and she handed the #1000 back to me * oga this your money na counter*  I carefully checked and it was indeed a counterfeit,  I was embarrassed and angry, *Embarrassed  cos people around where staring at me like a common criminal * Angry at my self for not checking the bills I collected verywell.  The money is still with me, although I've made up my mind, that am not going to give it anybody. Dear. Fellow nairalander, that's your experience with counterfeit?  |
Autos › Re: 2014 Range Rover Sport (diesel engine): 21m. by write2obi(m): 10:14pm On Dec 11, 2013 |
Mavor: Shay the car dey fly ni? Nwa Teacher: Will it fly The car is still a baby na  it will fly when it grow up  |
Family › Re: This is how most Nigerian parents treat their kids.. Its a lil unfair.. by write2obi(m): 7:18pm On Dec 11, 2013 |
Elli-dude: How smart, is he? Dude he is a cop,  very smart  |
Family › Re: This is how most Nigerian parents treat their kids.. Its a lil unfair.. by write2obi(m): 12:01pm On Dec 11, 2013 |
Lolz, @post, my mum is exactly like that, when ever i try to make her see things from my own point of view she'll start complaining i no longer value her precious contribution  . my Dad on the other hand will always encorage us to correct him when he is wrong. But I've learnt not to, cos he'll always use it against you.  Parents are funny  |
Webmasters › Re: Linda Ikeji To Give Away 1 Million Naira by write2obi(m): 11:59am On Dec 10, 2013 |
ebamma: and bonario is her hidden username  |
Phones › Re: Thinking Of Getting A Smartphone? Come In For Advice! by write2obi(m): 11:50am On Dec 10, 2013 |
Any one around AJAO ESTATE, Ladipo, or iyana ejigbo, that can help me root my HTC VIVID. 08128778869 whatsapp me lets do business. |
Phones › Re: Android, Anyone? Part II by write2obi(m): 11:49am On Dec 10, 2013 |
Any one around AJAO ESTATE, Ladipo, or iyana ejigbo, that can help me root my HTC VIVID. 08128778869 whatsapp me lets do business. |
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Literature › Re: The Murder Case- A short story by write2obi(m): 11:16pm On Dec 09, 2013 |
Olarewajub: You don't have to quote the whole story. But i did, wotcha gonna do  |
Literature › Re: The Murder Case- A short story by write2obi(m): 11:30am On Dec 09, 2013 |
adegwurulez: @write2obi, you know musa had that trait na. btw, wait till you see philip Well am not suprised, philip get light brain. |
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Literature › Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by write2obi(m): 7:45am On Dec 09, 2013 |
Rip banji, finally banji can now join his father :- |
Literature › Re: The Murder Case- A short story by write2obi(m): 7:25am On Dec 09, 2013 |
 adegwurulez: NATU HEADQUATERS LAGOS NIGERIA, 21ST OCTOBER 2013.
Sani Madawaki came down from his office which was located upstairs in the NATU building. He was the director of NATU. The 'nigerian anti-terrorist unit' was formed in the year 2011 to curb the bokoharam crises. 500men were chosen from the nigerian police force, nigerian army, navy and all other military and paramilitary organizations to form NATU. In 2012, they went to the united states for intelligence training and came back later that same year. They where posted to all the bokoharam infested communities but due to constant collision with the JTF and coupled with the fact that members of bokoharam had escaped from those areas, the nigerian government decided to post them to other states to aid intelligence. 250 of those men were posted to lagos state, the rest were posted to other geographic locations but have since stopped working due to the backlog of salaries they are been owed. According to the federal government, the formation of NATU was illegal and it was duplication of office since other military groups can do their jobs. Lagos state government however accepted NATU and have been paying them.
"Jimmy, i just received a call from the commisioner of police, a sniper shot someone in the court in ikoyi. Check for any storybuilding inside 15metre radius in the court premises" sani instructed
"Got it" Jimmy replied. He was pretty fast. He was a computer operator in NATU. There are 4 storybuildings in that location But according to reports, the bullet came at an angle of 45° which leaves us with only the Gmax building"
"Good job Jimmy, any traffic camera in the location?" sani asked.
"Even if there is a traffic cam, it wont be able to get the suspent, he was in the sixth floor" Jimmy replied
"fuucckk it!" sani exclaimed. He doesnt like working under pressure,it makes him look like a newbie.
"Although, i think we can use satellite imageries" Jimmy chipped in.
"Nah!! It wont give us the facial properties of the victim"
"I know, but we can use it to know his location. Jimmy said.
"Do it" sani said with a tone of finality and walked back to his office.
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Barrister clement was still on the floor, he had just been shot on his arm. All the police officers had since fled the court. Mr. Jacobs was whisked away using the blackmaria. Few minutes later, soldier officers arrived the location and cleared everybody out of the court. The case was adjourned till further notice.
Meanwhile, agent white was still suprised how he missed. Barrister clement had put his hands at akimbo and agent white wanted to shoot through the hole formed by his hand but immediately he wanted to pull the trigger, Barrister briggs brought his hands down. White wanted to abort but it was too late, he had already pulled the trigger. The bullet met Barrister Clement on his arm. Before he could adjust and aim, the courtroom had become rowdy. He didn't see Grace again and every other person Had taken cover. He had failed in his operation.
Paul adeyemi walked into a building. He slid his keycard at the slot and used his fingerprint. The door opened at once. He entered and met three men inside.
"Where is agent white?" he asked.
"he is not yet back, one of the men answered him". He did as if he wanted to unbotton his shirt and he brought out a little camera. It was the camera that the people in the building where using to monitor the court session. You would never know there was a camera there, you will only see his silver coloured large button.
He paced around the hall for a few seconds, removed his wristwatch and slammed it on the wall. "we failed!!!" he shouted.
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"Jimmy what have you got?" sani asked, coming down from his office.
"I used satellite and i got our man, he came down from the Gmax building at exactly 1:20pm. I switched to street cam to view his face but it looks like he is a proffesional, he was putting on a hood and bent his head so i wasn't able to see his face" Jimmy explained.
"You mean you lost him?" sani asked impatiently.
"chill!! He entered into the mall by the street. 45minutes later he came out and i sent agent musa to stalk him. We got his address, we are just waiting for your orders to arrest him." jimmy explained.
"Jimmy, thats a decoy, the real shooter must have escaped through another route or is still in the mall" sani said.
"Not according to neighboors" Jimmy chipped in. His neighbours claimed he Is an armedrobber who had been terrorising the area and just recently, he has been seen with strange faces"
"Jimmy this is terrorism we are talking about, not petty robbery" sani explained.
"It still doesn't hurt to bring him in for questioning. He is our only viable lead" Jimmy advised.
"Okay then, call agent musa, tell him to go with few other field agents" sani said. Just then his phone rang and he picked it. It was the special advicer to the governor on security matters. Sani picked the call. The special adviser just wanted to know how far they where with the investigation. "we have a suspect sir, we are bringing him in for questioning as we speak" sani replied and the line went dead.
*TBC*  you musa is now an agent? after all he did in UaM  and Kevin the good MAN ended up a farmer. I see  am loving every bit of it 1 Like |
Phones › Re: Why BIS Is Cheaper Compared To Other Data Plans by write2obi(m): 6:16pm On Dec 08, 2013 |
econity: this logic is faulty to the core, allocating 3g to BlackBerry for 1k5 is still thesame as allocating 3g to android if both of them are capable of exhausting it at the end of the month, if RIM is compressing data usage and a blackberry user decide to open a supposed 100kb page which means it'll be compressed by RIM to 25kb, and you open such page 4 times and an android user opens it once, is it not thesame data consumption. to me, this is baseless. let allocate thesame data to both, leave it to android to drain its own faster while RIM compress its own for BB users. what is that your name again? Ermmmm econity your head is there, they should allocate us thesame data if we use ours in 2days, that should be our own problem. |
Celebrities › Re: Hot Or Not? Joseph And Adaeze Yobo Killing It. by write2obi(m): 1:59am On Dec 08, 2013 |
one word for u op
Go n Die |
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Nairaland General › Re: Seun Osewa Is Our New Nelson Mandela, Describe Seun In One Word? by write2obi(m): 1:48am On Dec 08, 2013 |
Pattey: A very silly thread by a shameless attention seeker. . . How dare you compare a ridiculous character like Seun with The Great Mandela? How dare you!!! I tire ooo Seun that use n dump his moderators like say 2moro no dey, Op ur talking trash in short Op Go n Die |
Nairaland General › Re: Difference Between A Nigeria Thread And UK Thread... by write2obi(m): 1:45am On Dec 08, 2013 |
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Literature › Re: The Murder Case- A short story by write2obi(m): 1:15am On Dec 08, 2013 |
Ade nwannem we are on FrontPage one word haters Go n Die |