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Spiff20: 15000..... budget phone? Or is it 15k

Banku&Tilapia:
Stupidddd eeediotc pathetic gorilla looking nigerian ur country is da most on earth. Nigerians r a mistake on earth. If u can live in Nigeria u can surely live in hell. Get lost u retardeddddd dunderhead.

princess chloe: Gbam!! true talk. #teamf7#

Godvilla: [color=olive]Am sorry 4 u dear friend. U cannot recognise a typo error
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Godvilla: [color=olive]Did u read my post very well??
If u did tell me how i was against Tecno?
I only stated the obvious trying 2 create an awareness that most bat3 backup dnt rilly depend on the paper spec.
Why hav u resort @ attacking me this morning?[/color] Did i see u me in ur nightmare last nite?
[color=olive]The nature of my Job givs me the opportunity to handle most smartphone devices. Please, kindly keep urself 2 urself.
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gen2briz: All I can say is that the okada should not be release. ....

fuckluv: U forgot to add pure water #20. Are u a birikila brick layer

soccerinfo9ja: God bless u bro, i wonder why anyone will be hyping themselves. its childish and pathetic

Chilug: If that is ur pix, am actualy kind trying to find d dimples. Pls were is it?

martyns303: Have u ever been to a tailoring store? How often do they use electric iron?

Wendyslim: The best solution is to use charcoal iron. It requires only energy and charcoal

steve10: I saw an advert online, an iron( pressing iron) they said it uses generator (small tiger) any one that have use it or come across it should pls share his experience
Or her experience.
This will help to reduce power challenge.

Inosenduatall: A generator would solve the problem. Alternatively a stove iron would suffice in the interim.

sKeetz: What is spaghetti and macaroni?

wandevincent: 1,Sex is a powerful force that can destroy if not used properly. Like atomic power, sex is the most powerful creative force given to man. When atomic power is used correctly it can create boundless energy; when it is used in the wrong way it destroys life. Sex is the same kind of powerful force. Sex is a gift from God to give us the greatest pleasure, to help in creating a deep companionship with one's spouse and for procreation of the next generation. But if you play with this powerful force outside the bounds of marriage, it destroys you and those close to you.


2, Sexual activity for young people arrests their psychological, social and academic development. Studies show that when young people engage in premarital sex, their academic performance declines and their social relationships with family and friends deteriorate. This is because adolescents are too immature to deal with the explosive sex drive and it tends to dominate their life.

[s]3, The majority of women cannot enjoy sex outside of the bonds of marriage. The development of a fulfilling sex life needs the security and peace of the marriage bond. Premarital sex usually takes place sneaking around in hidden places dealing with the fear of being caught, the fear of pregnancy and feelings of guilt. All these (worrisome) factors undermine pleasure in premarital sex, most especially for women.[/s]

4, Virginity is to be given to the most important person in your life, the person you committed yourself to stay with forever in marriage. Your virginity is the most precious thing you have to give to your spouse. Once you lose it, nothing in the world can bring it back. Don't lose something so precious in a thoughtless way.


5, Those who engage in premarital sex run a high risk of contracting one of the many venereal diseases rampant today, as well as losing their fertility. Not just AIDS, but other common disfiguring diseases like herpes have no cure.


6, Some venereal diseases have no symptoms and many couples discover many years later that they became infertile because of these diseases. Infertility experts estimate that 80% of today's infertility is due to venereal diseases contracted before they married.


7, The best and only method that guarantees 100% against AIDS and other sexually transmitted diseases is to wait for marriage to have sex and maintain fidelity in your marriage.


8, Premarital sex breaks the 10 Commandments given by God. The 10 Commandments are given to man by God to make man happy. They are not outdated and they are not restrictive. If we follow these laws, we can create happy and prosperous lives. If we don't follow them, we will pay a heavy price in divorce, disease, abortions, illegitimate children and loneliness. Modern men make a big mistake when they think that they can break these eternal laws and not suffer consequences.


9, Premarital sex runs the risk of conceiving illegitimate children. Numerous scientific studies show that the children of single mothers suffer psychologically and are less successful socially and academically than children from intact families. Above all, children need both their father and their mother. It is wrong to risk having children who will never have their father's love, protection and care.


[s]10, If you date and you don't have sex, you can forget about that relationship when you stop dating. But if you have sex with those you date and then break up, the nature of sexual involvement creates strong, often unpleasant memories for your whole life. Every relationship you break up where you had intimate relations is like a mini-divorce. The psychological difficulties of these mini-divorces does damage to your character. Later, when you are married and go to bed with your beloved spouse, these unpleasant memories will accompany you.[/s]

Abujafood: 1) Make it big!

This means get yourself a career that pays you well. It doesn't matter whether it's in the corporate world or in the hustling world of the street, if you have the spending power you're a hit with the girls.
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2) Make a name for yourself

The girls wouldn't turn down a chance to have a BF that's admired and well known, it makes them feel lucky and every girl likes being lucky.

3) Dress right and tight

If you have an athletic physique and a fine face it won't fly with most Naija girls if you dress like a hard core born again (no offence if you're one) Your high class, fashionable dressing plus natural looks will sell you any day.

4) The Magic Word

Girls are sensitive to words and they're often moved to act based on them and many Nigerian girls have theirs. For some it could be Cash, others compliments. If you say her smile is very cute in most cases she'll be moved to think about you. Tell her you want to try out a game and need a partner. If she asks what's the game tell her shopping. Once again the magic words in reverse order; shopping, cute smile, cash to name a few. There are many more be creative.

5) Make her to feel envied by her female folk

Most women want other women to envy them. Buy a Nigerian girl an expensive item other girls crave for just as a gift and nothing more (while you're chyking her) telling her it's not a bribe, 95% of the time she'll give you her number if you ask her for it. The rest falls in place with time.

Has any of these methods worked for me? Your guess is as good as mine!
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TribalEAST: handsome equals good face, skin and stature- six packs is just an extra advantage.

the devil owns money that is why the US dollar has a satanic symbol. If money answereth all, why wasnt jesus christ bought when satan tempted him with all the kingdoms in the world? Instead he chose to love us unconditionally when he could have been made rich.

yuzedo: op bro i can help u.

if u neeeeed juju to make him die is N5,000

if u need juju to make he mad is N10,420

if u neeeed juju to make him turn to goat in d middle of espressroad is N14,607

if u neeeed juju to make his kerewawo to swell like ice-block is N1,980.442

but bro if u neeeed him t0 repant and pay u bark ur mony is N40,000 flat.

so chose one or forreva hold u piss!!

babakol: kagawa what?....pls say the truth for a moment....off the ball he's a liability,on it he's clueless..gets knocked off the ball..and 2 slow...we should cash-in on him

richP: did you watch the match at all?? you wont know good football ,even if it hit you in the face. kagawa was better