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Jibril659:
Igbo

Aboki shut up n let him impact some sense into ur watery skull u called brain.

Chai, this guy bad shaa

Ur problem is a problem.

God punish am

Prepare 4 poisoning asshole.

some headline dey make me laugh crazy.

Nawaoo...the no fit 4get her tight puzzay
It is all good

I just dey watch ur profile pic since. Abeg, who get vaseline here?

weirdgf:
Where can i get that

someone created a thread on it about last year november or so here on nairaland at romance/sexuality sections. Get his number n call him.
Or type 'samsu oil' at google n look out 4 nigerian markets that sells it.
Price range is at 1000-1500 per 5ml.

They should kill this lazyass

Lwkmd

Ur lucky day. Go and buy 'samsu oil' n rub it on the mushroom. Dont take in or drink any drug. U'd be amazed at the outcome bro. Dont 4get to thank me later.

I always make a nice pap

Bread n red oil...man suppose put oil 4 bele nah. Akara n beer...if u neva tried this,u really missing alot. Kuli kuli n pap(akamu). Akara n biscuit...hmm tastes so good. White rice n pap. Bitter kola n biscuit. Kolanut n bread.

And an idiot was quoting the whole epistle to get noticed

columbus007:
ok,hw far? You don set ur lappy and all ur instrument

yea...i need the tutorials.
Now street dey pay, i wanna get paid
u gonna help me?

columbus007:
mind who you seek for help,the moniker is enough

ur moniker doesnt tell what u are

Atmmachine:


Good for them

This is what you get when you collaborate with the government of a country to suck up the oil, take all the jobs and leave the cizitens of that country unemployed

Go to the oil wells all over Nigeria, all you will see are white men

mehn, u're so right

pussypounder:
Stages:
I. If you don't want to be a father yet, don't creamp1e even if you keep your nuts hanging out, Instead you can cream pie her assssshole

II. Let her sit on your face before you teabag unless it smells like rotten fish

III. Once the snail is already slimy, you can put just the mushroom tip inside but don't explode inside even though it's too sweet

IV. Never keep your nuts hanging out for too long unless you will mistakenly put your akamu inside the pot

V. Then you can decide to bury the hammer so deep that the next explorer would think it was a dagger

Thank me later

i cant stop reading tha shiiit over n over again.

666Antichrist:
get lappy, get phone, get strong connection, get orientation .... get rich

mehn na dat orientation i need now.
Can u link me up bro?

Lazy people everywhere

Odikwa egwu

Ayatullah:
Yet you cannot procure even decent shoes for yourself to walk the streets. Go back home "to them" to teach you decency.

After reading that, I discovered u were high on cow _shit
Come to my house mor0n n u'll go home with alotta shoes...broke ass

That's why i turned ghost corper
At least to be able to make a better income.
Imagine me managing 20k for a whole month

Sewaa sewaa.

Wait o, why is her butt so close to her boob
Am I high or something, cus she looks like she ain't got a tummy.

Oh I get it, the boobs so flat its over lapping her belly.

U n ur friend looks malnourished

She don use food transform his life to another level.

See leg like chewing stick.
That ur shoes defines our economy