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Family › Re: How Many Kids Would You Love To Have In Future? Name Them by wtfCode: 10:52pm On Feb 01, 2016
4
2 boys
2 gals.
by the grace of God
Family › Re: 11-years Without A Child Only To Find Out My Wife Has Been Aborting Our Baby by wtfCode: 10:46pm On Feb 01, 2016
karishika tinz.
wasting all these sperm for 11 years, chai.
na to shoot her out ur house like a football...Geezus!

Politics › Re: ''Jonathan's Government Bought Substandard Weapons'' - Alhaji Lai Mohammed by wtfCode: 9:48pm On Feb 01, 2016
he will never stop laiying!!
Celebrities › Re: Ruth Eze: 'I Will Become A Lesbian If Genevieve Asks Me Out' by wtfCode: 3:22pm On Feb 01, 2016
VickyRotex:
embarassed
ur signature is so long that i thought is a comment.
Celebrities › Re: Ruth Eze: 'I Will Become A Lesbian If Genevieve Asks Me Out' by wtfCode: 3:21pm On Feb 01, 2016
VickyRotex:
embarassed
ur signature is so long that i thought is a comment.
Business › Re: Binary Options Free Alertz, Robots, Randoms Etc Here by wtfCode: 2:28pm On Feb 01, 2016
programma:
which lotto, be specific. drop the seed number if you know it.
ok...its 'rs lotto'.
Plz bro, what exactly do u mean by 'seed numbers'?
Business › Re: Binary Options Free Alertz, Robots, Randoms Etc Here by wtfCode: 10:09am On Feb 01, 2016
programma:
what do you want me to do?
generation of lotto numbers.
i know some geeks that does that but they will keep it to themselves
Romance › Re: Ladies: Which Nairalander Would You like to Give A Blow.job? by wtfCode: 10:07am On Feb 01, 2016
Jadekitana:
Hahaha you have come again cheesy
hehehehehe...what do u have do?
we are in the Mouth Gig section cheesy
Fashion › Re: Help Me With The Cream That Can Make My Nose Dark by wtfCode: 12:13am On Feb 01, 2016
use black shoe polish. cool
thank me later
Phones › Re: I Switched From Android To Iphone For Two Months. Here's What I Learned by wtfCode: 12:05am On Feb 01, 2016
i think u regret why u bought iphone.
iphone is only good wit their camera, in which new android phones still beat.
Romance › Re: Ladies: Which Nairalander Would You like to Give A Blow.job? by wtfCode: 11:41pm On Jan 31, 2016
delectablegyal:
*joins him on the mat. Slightly massaging him*
wink slides down my boxers 4 u, puts ma thing in ur mouth...lol
while u...

Romance › Re: Ladies: Which Nairalander Would You like to Give A Blow.job? by wtfCode: 11:29pm On Jan 31, 2016
**spreads mat**
grin
Business › Re: Binary Options Free Alertz, Robots, Randoms Etc Here by wtfCode: 10:13pm On Jan 31, 2016
programma:
grin you can generate random or lotto (if you know their seed) numbers by using the linear or multiplicative congruential method,middle square method using your computer time as your seed or if you can program python is easy.
honestly bro, i don't know any of that.
Can u do that?
Romance › Re: What Would U Do If Ur Girlfriend Does This To U? Kill Her? by wtfCode: 9:44pm On Jan 31, 2016
Jadekitana:
I always admire the smileys in your signature cheesy seems dey change everytime, how did u do it? cheesy
hehehe...u really wanna know?
Its gonna take u some private lecturing cheesy wink
Romance › Re: U.s Made Penis Enlargement Pump by wtfCode: 2:46pm On Jan 31, 2016
cruzita:
grin some people go dey pump forget their self until dia kpekus become baloon
grin grin grin
Christianity Etc › Re: What Color Is God ? by wtfCode: 2:40pm On Jan 31, 2016
tell me God's parents and i'll tell u his colour
Business › Re: Binary Options Free Alertz, Robots, Randoms Etc Here by wtfCode: 2:34pm On Jan 31, 2016
can lotto numbers be generated here?
any software
Crime › Re: Picture: Woman Vomits Padlock, Delivers Live Turtle In Lagos by wtfCode: 2:32pm On Jan 31, 2016
where is the padlock and turtle nah
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: I Need A Serious Guy As A Husband by wtfCode: 2:24pm On Jan 31, 2016
where are ur pix
Romance › Re: What A Husband Told His Wife The Night Of Their Wedding by wtfCode: 2:22pm On Jan 31, 2016
ok...and they later made love to each other

sad sad
Health › Re: How To Start Acting Maturely. by wtfCode: 2:14pm On Jan 31, 2016
nice tips
Family › Re: Why Are Some Girls Shy To Tell Their Mum They Had Unprotected Sex? by wtfCode: 1:59pm On Jan 31, 2016
octopusfreaky:
ohhhh really,,but when the pregnancy becomes visible she gets appluaded abihuh
others that dont get pregnant, are they having 2 heads?
all u gotta do is teach her sex education;what could cause pregnancy,std's and blah blah.
if she likes let her allow the whole niggas in the hood to man handle her...who cares
Romance › Re: What Would U Do If Ur Girlfriend Does This To U? Kill Her? by wtfCode: 1:48pm On Jan 31, 2016
op inferiority complex dey worry u honestly.
where is ur brain @? angry

Romance › Re: What Would U Do If Ur Girlfriend Does This To U? Kill Her? by wtfCode: 1:45pm On Jan 31, 2016
op, u really need a brain implant.
kill her nah...ewu boko haram
Family › Re: Why Are Some Girls Shy To Tell Their Mum They Had Unprotected Sex? by wtfCode: 1:40pm On Jan 31, 2016
in africa is not done that way.
say such a thing to ur parents and u'll be disowned
Christianity Etc › Re: Top Seven Awesome Prophets And Their Lifestyle In The Bible by wtfCode: 1:36pm On Jan 31, 2016
like moses

Music/Radio › Re: 10 Songs That Are Overplayed In A Typical Nigerian Wedding by wtfCode: 12:35pm On Jan 31, 2016
that flavour ada ada fit make the bride cry.
Its the best song to play.
Anyway, during mine i'll tell the dj to play the best of rnb's like micheal learns, westlife, best of banky w...u know all those cool songs.
No time for noise.
Reception will be totally different, meeting pple of different class and works of life. Pple knowing pple and all that. Big smiles on pples face,i will only dance once with my bride just to add extra entertainment.
Got the picture?
Christianity Etc › Re: Reason(s) For Missing Church Today by wtfCode: 12:25pm On Jan 31, 2016
football tinz o
Celebrities › Re: Yoruba Boys At Toolz Wedding (pic) by wtfCode: 8:00am On Jan 31, 2016
refiner:
akuko mberede!.....hapum aka....gawara onwe gi....
make I make small guy firstwink
nne aghotaghi zi m o, kedu nke bu 'small guy'.
Omalicha, o ga bu ife togburu onwe ya ma i nye m ohere ima gi ofuma,just obere ohere ana akpo chance na bekee.
Ur pix na agbazi m ara
ur lips na anya gi n' eko zi m oo wink
Nne eeh, what more could a nigga ask 4 wink wink

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