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Politics › Re: What I Saw At A Rich Politician's Party. by wtfCode: 9:51am On Nov 02, 2015
nawaoo, since those gals dey enjoy am, why the complain.
All u got to do 4 ur own daughter is to let her know of things like this and let her understand is morally bad and could hamper her career.
Politics › Re: South-East Roads Need Urgent Attention – Osinbajo by wtfCode: 10:33pm On Nov 01, 2015
if dem like make dem do something about it. Fed. Gov. have all always paid deaf ears to southeast roads 4 my years.
Nairaland General › Re: ISSUE RESOLVED by wtfCode: 9:31pm On Nov 01, 2015
i go like slap u sef
Celebrities › Re: Sarah Ofili Shows Off Her Bum Bum For Halloween by wtfCode: 9:22pm On Nov 01, 2015
halloween? 4 naija? Wetin else we never copy 4rm oyibo sef. Na koboko i go whip 4 dat bum bum.
Politics › Re: I Want To Be Remembered For Fighting Corruption To A Standstill – Buhari by wtfCode: 9:17pm On Nov 01, 2015
...and i'm saying to the daura guy to Gerrarahere!!
Celebrities › Re: Jodie Who Frowns At Premarital Sex Is Pregnant Before Marriage? by wtfCode: 9:14pm On Nov 01, 2015
she was overfed with gala sausage roll and yoghurt.
Christianity Etc › Re: Man Already Had The Knowledge Of Good & Evil Even Before He Ate The Fruit by wtfCode: 7:32pm On Nov 01, 2015
emmyrichie:
And what was the essence of planting the tree of good and that of evil in the garden when they already had the knowledge in them?
ask God nah
Family › Re: List Of Animals That Have Gone Extinct In Our Lifetime by wtfCode: 6:59pm On Nov 01, 2015
man gat to eat and live good.
But chicken will never go extinct,not when i'm still alive!
Nairaland General › Re: Why Are You Created On Earth??? by wtfCode: 6:48pm On Nov 01, 2015
to 4k and born many pikins.
Politics › Re: Nigerian Military Releases 182 Boko Haram Prisoners by wtfCode: 6:42pm On Nov 01, 2015
maka why nah!
Christianity Etc › Re: Man Already Had The Knowledge Of Good & Evil Even Before He Ate The Fruit by wtfCode: 6:39pm On Nov 01, 2015
na question u dey ask?
All i know is that God created man in his own image,which means we have to be thinking like him atleast. Therefore, man naturally knows good and bad(which is implanted in our consciousness).
Celebrities › Re: Nigel Sog, Nigerian Model Bent On Dethroning Denrele Releases New Pictures by wtfCode: 4:32pm On Nov 01, 2015
if i slap pesin now, dem go say i too dey vex. Infact, posted this crap? U deserve a hot slap!!
Health › Re: Top To Toe- The Top 10 Health Conditions Men SHOULD Be Aware Of by wtfCode: 4:17pm On Nov 01, 2015
angry and the remaining?
Health › Re: Top To Toe- The Top 10 Health Conditions Men SHOULD Be Aware Of by wtfCode: 4:16pm On Nov 01, 2015
angry and the remaining?
Politics › Re: #whereisasaridokubo by wtfCode: 4:12pm On Nov 01, 2015
him collect bribe 4rm fed. government.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Liverpool (1 - 3) On 31st October 2015 by wtfCode: 6:26pm On Oct 31, 2015
chelsea been dey do promo since 1908. Moyes was better off @ man utd.

Crime › Re: Robbers Force LAUTECH Students To Sex One Another by wtfCode: 3:39pm On Oct 31, 2015
some of the victims will start a serious relationship 4rm the incident...trust me on this one.
Celebrities › Re: Queeneth Agbor: The Day My Igbo Boyfriend Slapped Me Becos I Kissed In Movie by wtfCode: 4:22pm On Oct 30, 2015
igbo guys are the most romantic set of males in africe*google that sh*t*,they aint violent at all, is just that they don't play with what belongs to them.
Marrying an actress is the last thing i'll do in my life, even if i dey craze.
Tha mo'fuckin b*tch thought all naija guys be catechist...how i go dey watch pesin dey do all sort of things to my wife 4 movie?
Celebrities › Re: Queeneth Agbor: The Day My Igbo Boyfriend Slapped Me Becos I Kissed In Movie by wtfCode: 4:05pm On Oct 30, 2015
WaZoBia2015:
The ho is scared of igbos because she's gonna make out with someone someday and her Igbo boyfriend will deal with her accordingly.
Romance › Re: Men And Boobs by wtfCode: 10:41pm On Oct 29, 2015
i don't knw why,buh that sh*t called boobs and i mean big-large-round firm boobs always make me smile, i dont knw 'bout the other guys.

Politics › Re: Nigeria Economy Collapsing Gradually, 60 CSO's Tell Buhari by wtfCode: 5:11pm On Oct 29, 2015
all thanks to the daura dullardiinho, he's doing a great job!!
Politics › Re: Abacha Loot Is Too Huge For Us To Handle – World Bank by wtfCode: 2:55pm On Oct 29, 2015
abacha's loots are endless. God save us from nigerian tyrants oo.
Travel › Re: Some Funny Slangs Used In Warri by wtfCode: 2:39pm On Oct 29, 2015
slimmyjimmy:
Folowin
meeehn, diz ur signature na die.
Science/Technology › Re: Unidentified Space Junk Labelled ‘WTF’ Is About To Crash Into Earth by wtfCode: 10:11pm On Oct 27, 2015
y'all should make way for my space ship and stop fvcking complaining!!
Romance › Re: 8 Excuses Smart Guys Give In Order To Dismiss Ladies From Asking Money by wtfCode: 10:55pm On Oct 26, 2015
QatarPlayboy:
Hahahahahahahahahahaha. i don rest for d matter since jare. na just one other smal girl (either na omo be her moniker sef abi na tayor, i nor even remember nw sef) mk tag me *troll* na i go take care of some other day. d funniest part of everytin tin be say dt !mbecile open mouth say mk i apologise(can u imagine life?) to d said girl while d tayor tel d girl mk she nor mind us(me) bcus we(i) nor worth d said girl time(which means d tayor tagged me a kid)
kids mehn, they're all kids. look @ the sh*t they're dropping.
Car Talk › Re: Pictures Of World's First Handwoven Car By A Nigerian by wtfCode: 10:52pm On Oct 26, 2015
englishmart:
she acts like a robot right? Lol
Exactly
Politics › Re: BIAFRA: Managing A Complex Civil War Backlash by wtfCode: 10:48pm On Oct 26, 2015
We have more cowards now in Igbo Land than ever before!
Furthermore we have ignorant people!
You know why lagos is better than any other place in Nigeria?
Simply because when the white men invaded their lands, they couldn't fight back!
The Edo region fought back!
The north fought back! Must have heard about Amina the warrior in Zaria!
Igbos... they fought back! Must have heard about the Ekumeku Resistance Army of the 18th century! Igbos!
You know why the white men related more with the Hausas? Because they were Muslims, and since Europe and Arabs do business before they came to Africa, it was easier to relate with them!
You know why igbos are not Muslims? Because when islam came to Nigeria back then, they came fighting and forced conquered areas to join the religion! They couldn't try that shit in the east! We were never afraid of wars! We accept christianity cuz it came peacefully! Very peacefully!
Now due to those choices, the west developed fast!
And Britain handed over the power to the Emir of sokoto on 30 Sept 1960! That's why the Hausas believe they own the government!
We didn't complain... somehow, their cowardice paid off!
We had no choice to become selfmade! Business men!
While the Hausas controlled the government
The yorubas were going to school, cuz schools were built in their lands first!
We had nothing! Nothing!
We built ourselves! Traveled to places to make ends meet!
Came with nothing! And started building empires!
Yeah! We are brave like that!
There was no need for conflict until they started killing igbos in the north! After a failed coup by Igbo soldiers!
Now, the coup was a military thing! These people started killing civilians in the north!
Nigga you really need to read about your history!
Ojukwu had to take action to stop the killngs!
That was how the war started!
And let me sound this! Most people that died during the war died of starvation and diseases!
They couldn't do shit to us!
Check the military killings! Like soldiers who killed soldiers!
Nigeria lost 25,000 to 50,000 soldiers!
Biafra lost 10,000 to 25,000 soldiers!
Google that shit!
Nigga check! They couldn't do shit to us!
They couldn't nigga!
Ojukwu had to stop that war cuz civilians were dying!
And you say he is not a hero?
You are here on facebook talking trash about a dead nigga!
Damn mayne!
Nigga you need to read up!
We are willing to die again if they try to oppress us!
Never in history have igbos succumb to oppression!
And it will never happen!
Bleep your pro-Buhari whatever.... when e go set, they wll kill you like an Igbo man not like a Nigerian!
Keep that in mind!
Car Talk › Re: Pictures Of World's First Handwoven Car By A Nigerian by wtfCode: 10:20pm On Oct 26, 2015
nairalandmaster:
nice one op. keep it up
na so u dey go every thread dey paste dis ur only comment u sabi...
Wait oo, are u really a human??
Romance › Re: What Do Women Actually Want? by wtfCode: 10:11pm On Oct 26, 2015
iPhone6+ tongue grin grin
Romance › Re: 8 Excuses Smart Guys Give In Order To Dismiss Ladies From Asking Money by wtfCode: 10:08pm On Oct 26, 2015
misspicy:
okay i see you lack home training..now assuming your benefactor was joking,why did the goat continue to bully fruitylass?

well am not suprised the goat is your means of livelihood you gat to rise and defend that nigga tongue coz he feeds and cloths you

now i af no problem with blind bats like you i only deal with goats like that coward so we cool,run ur fingers again n mention me,u af been set free...
i can see i'm dealin' with a 14 yrs ol' kid and i'm really sorry 4 myself
Romance › Re: 8 Excuses Smart Guys Give In Order To Dismiss Ladies From Asking Money by wtfCode: 10:04pm On Oct 26, 2015
QatarPlayboy:
my bro dis one na cumbo nd brutality joined 2gether. infact fatality add join sef.

does wat i said leads to her havin sleepless nite? well if dats so then i must admit am happy for my mission has been duely accomplish nd if we cud roll back time, i wud tel her again nd even add d words i forgot to add in d former. dis is exactly wat all dis small small girls on nairaland(mostly those on romance section) deserve for darin to form sister towards guys here who cud feed, cloth, shelter nd sponsor them just bcus dey hv started growin breasts or hv started working in a factory in lagos where dey earn 10k monthly includin their pussies they giv to indians nd chinese after d close of work.
hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa....i almost went maaaaaadt on diz one.
take it eaaaaaazzzy dude, they're jhast 'kid hoes'...they dnt even knw what they're typin'.
Romance › Re: 8 Excuses Smart Guys Give In Order To Dismiss Ladies From Asking Money by wtfCode: 9:50pm On Oct 26, 2015
misspicy:
so u failed to see where that nigga [you know wat nigga means right] called a girl ugly because she aired her opinion on the thread right


you need brain resetting slap
the word 'nigga' doesn't imply to the dictionary meaning b*tch.
ok... me? a slap?...b*tch i can see u are high on a watery sperm.
now listen up attentively, good b*tch suppose to knw when a nigga wanna have some fun and reply by keepin' quite...i think u shouldaaa...learn dat 4rm ma granny.
***lights my joint***
next tym u come up in here to attack a nigga...i'ma make sure i put ur ass on one( u'd be amazed how'd do it)
#sorry_ass_b*tches_evriwhere!!

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