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mehn, i can see alotta foolish people on nairaland.
What's wrong with what the lawyer did?
So, u people are insulting the lawyer for una 'mr.dullardo' to follow the footsteps of 'mr. cluelessness'.
I troway my cap for some peoples foolishness.

get a gal like that and serve a 14 years jail term.

ok...that website above was unable to open.

ooh mehn, this is so gay!

somewhere 9 to 10 inches brother.

fighal:
na online bed una dae use?

baba ask her nah

FruityLass:
*falls from bed

come back to bed b4 i change my mind.

holy sh*t!! Father forgive them for they know what they're doing to us.

where is the legs...i can only see 2 tiny cane sticks and a head as big as bread fruit. Ishiukwa.

op, do u think we are on nairaland to read cooked up stories?

Ariyoh1:
see ur life outside, the dullard man is doing what even the brilliant and intelligent men can not do.

brilliant people like u abi?

i guess this benin people are totally goats. Dem 4 crown the dullard as their king...mtcheew.

i guess this benin people are totally goats. Dem 4 crown the dullard as their king...mtcheew.

my dear, are u not a scammer?

add me to the group boss: 08065467676

fransixe:
All this boys sef....it doest'nt take too much to prepare indomie na.... its the only thing I cook that doesn't get burnt

i don't know what that is, but i think i wanna get a taste of that.

otunsman:
Another mistake,I use one liter of water cook one cup of rice.I just want the rice to plenty.rice turn to tuwo shinkafa.

a typical yoruba lifestyle...
Cookin' ewwy sick lookin' food!!

i can see see alotta ajekpokos and ajebutter kinda guys here. naaah, i don't do any of those sh*t. Mama thought me well. I can cook many kinda food and i'm proud of it i miss u momma

Godmother:
Where's that?

me too follow dey ask o...where's that?

hot kee?

the i.diot will never stop being stupid 4 once in his carrier life. Shey na the empty treasury abi treasure hin dey spend so.

BEST ADVICE: Never have a yoruba dude as ur neighbour.
Whenever that thingy of theirs gets hard, they'll find it so hard to get it down.
It gets so hard that it can perforate a wall,but in this case, they'll look 4 a soft object**u already knw what i mean** because their brain cells are actually sperm cells and that skull of theirs are totally fillled with sperm.

for those of u ladies out there, no sex b4 marriage no bride price.
And if i discovered u aint a virgin, then u gonna pay me 4 the precious resources wasted in the presence of ur wide hole.
*goes back to sleep*

Vanquay:
Bride prices are outdated. Why would I pay money for A Used Cargo that could also be a potential Gold-Digga

Geezus!!, nice comment bro

Leadn:
Head back to my room and find my Vaseline jar

hahahaha.

i almost feint when i saw this pic. Damn, i'm gonna smack that ass.

no be today tribalism first start.
Northerners and their leaders have been known for this act since the day 1 they were giving power by an igbo man...i'm not surprised.
I'm still expecting more stupidity from this President Buhari
#mr corruption fighter.
I'd murder this idiott 4 free!!
**anyway,make i calm myself with few joints**

By the way, any mallam or ofe mmanu that quotes me will surely die!!

fine gurl. I wonder why men are scared of getting her married.

DjAndroid:
Na your mama be brainless b**tch and prost1tute. na mad man fvck ur mama mek den born u. eediot.

i wonder who gives a fvck about ur stewpidity here on nairaland

op abeg grow a brain...what do u want us to do with that pic?