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Crime › Re: Police Arrests Masquerade In Enugu For Beating & Stabbing Anglican Priest by wtfCode: 7:19am On Jul 10, 2015
they said they're spirits, not until i kicked 1 masquerades ass last year christmas.
The mo'fucker was like, biko mere m ebere,i ga egbu m oo
Events › Re: Check Out The Dollar Rain That Happened At This Nigerian Wedding In Austria by wtfCode: 12:12pm On Jul 09, 2015
cheeeii shocked o:
Jokes Etc › Re: Photo: One Word For This Guy by wtfCode: 11:52am On Jul 09, 2015
hardisha81:
I hope u are Biafra?, any way. my advice for u is just beware of LAGOON!!!
and i hope u're a mallam too.
Foolish eediots!
By the way, wtf do u mean by lagoon.
Jokes Etc › Re: Photo: One Word For This Guy by wtfCode: 11:48am On Jul 09, 2015
ParrishNorwood:
Keep the northerners out of your madness, and at least unlike you we're actually people.
u wan use ur pic give me nightmare abi?
I'm stronger than u...quote me again and die!
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Offers To Swap Detainees For Kidnapped Girls by wtfCode: 4:51am On Jul 09, 2015
shocked shocked
Crime › Re: Picture Of A Policeman Who's Hand Was Chopped Off In While Trying 2 Catch A Bus by wtfCode: 4:42am On Jul 09, 2015
what a lesson for our policemen.
Jokes Etc › Re: Photo: One Word For This Guy by wtfCode: 4:29am On Jul 09, 2015
he's either a northerner or a westerner. Crazy set of people abi tribe.
Crime › Re: Woman Slices Rival’s Face With Razor Blade, As Lover Dumps Both by wtfCode: 9:47pm On Jul 08, 2015
just 10000k.
Nawaoo.
Anyway, imagine women without their fish brain,thinking like men too...i think the world would be a berra place that this.
Politics › Re: #gejwhileyouwereaway Now Trending On Twitter by wtfCode: 11:27am On Jul 08, 2015
Gej while u were away, buhari became a brazilian footballer known as President Buhari!
Crime › Re: Housewife Pours Hot Water On 13 Year Old Maid For Using Her Gas (Graphic Photo) by wtfCode: 10:12am On Jul 08, 2015
here we go again with terrible household news
Education › Re: See How A Teacher Brutalised His Student by wtfCode: 9:43am On Jul 08, 2015
holysh*t
Forum Games › Re: Photo:which Car Should Go First? by wtfCode: 9:35am On Jul 08, 2015
C - B - A
Crime › Re: Couple In Trouble Over Defiling And Battering Of 13-year Old Girl by wtfCode: 9:32am On Jul 08, 2015
chai, see wickedness oo
Nairaland General › Re: How Many Of You Remember This Clipper(photo) by wtfCode: 10:16pm On Jul 07, 2015
a hair plier.
Jokes Etc › Re: When Your Barber Is Your Girlfriends Ex by wtfCode: 10:12pm On Jul 07, 2015
hahahahaha. It's like wearing a little cap on a big head
Romance › Re: Prayer For All Our Wonderful Girlfriends :) by wtfCode(op): 9:27pm On Jul 07, 2015
nikkiking:
I Love my gal friend pass money.
hope she loves u the same way?
Romance › Prayer For All Our Wonderful Girlfriends :) by wtfCode(op): 3:57pm On Jul 07, 2015
God Bless our Girlfriends
The Understanding ones
That never let you see how they
want finer things you can't
afford
The ones contented with what
we can afford
They could be with a thousand
richer guys if they wanted
But they chose to be with us
Through our financial struggles
Only God can bless those type
Only God can put the joy they
need in their hearts
Because you cannot even
promise to make money enough
to make them happy
Because you are not even sure
you can be richer than who they
could have been with
God Bless Our Girlfriends.
smiley
Health › Re: Boy With Giant Hand Found Begging On Lagos Street (Graphic Photos) by wtfCode: 11:45am On Jul 07, 2015
Lilimax:
Elephantiasis Causes

Elephantiasis is a syndrome caused by infection with a nematode parasite called the filarial worm. The parasite is transmitted form human to human via the female mosquito and grows into an adult worm that lives in the lymphatic system of a human.

Eight filarial worms are known to affect humans and these can be divided according to the body area they affect, as follows:
•Subcutaneous filariasis is caused by infection with the parasites Onchocerca volvulus, Loa loa, and Mansonella streptocerca, which all occupy the fat layer of the skin.
•Lymphatic filariasis is caused by the parasites Wuchereria bancrofti, Brugia malayi, and Brugia timori, which live in the lymphatic system.
•Another group of filarial worms including Mansonella ozzardi and Mansonella perstans occupy the serous cavity of the abdomen (serous cavity filariasis).

Source: Google
chei!!, u mean say no be only malaria female mosquito dey transmit? Even elephant disease?
If i no buy carton of insecticide this week ehh
Health › Re: Boy With Giant Hand Found Begging On Lagos Street (Graphic Photos) by wtfCode: 11:33am On Jul 07, 2015
demmy0325:
.. As in.. May God heal him..
lol...could that be some sort of correction?
Health › Re: Boy With Giant Hand Found Begging On Lagos Street (Graphic Photos) by wtfCode: 11:29am On Jul 07, 2015
shey u been dey look 4 him, u don find him nah why sharing it? Abi him carry the hand slap u?
Politics › Re: The Truth Behind General Aguiyi- Ironsi’s Crocodile Swagger Stick by wtfCode: 10:18am On Jul 07, 2015
#nwoke ike! #Dike na mba!! #Ebekuo dike!!!
Romance › Re: How To Know A Virgin Guy by wtfCode: 10:09pm On Jul 06, 2015
Gurgle:
lol what do you mean
isn't the lady what all this is about. why wont we know
ehhh hehh!! Chei!! shocked
Romance › Re: How To Know A Virgin Guy by wtfCode: 10:08pm On Jul 06, 2015
Gurgle:
lol what do you mean
isn't the lady what all this is about. why wont we know
ehhh hehh!! Chei!! shocked
Romance › Re: When You Break A Guy's Heart (pic) by wtfCode: 4:50am On Jul 06, 2015
u for carry gun shoot the guy so that ur wicked mind will be at rest! angry
Celebrities › Re: The Top Booty Queens Of Nollywood (Photos) by wtfCode: 4:36am On Jul 06, 2015
op, abeg enter akwa ibom, imo, abia, cross river state and u will know say azz get level.
But one thing about most nigerian women with that kinda butt is that their brains are shifted down to their butt region.
I no blame mikel obi shaa
Christianity Etc › Re: Shocking Facts You Didn't Know About The New International Version Bible by wtfCode: 4:07am On Jul 06, 2015
why diz no make frontpage nah? angry
Nairaland General › Re: A Collection Of Extremely Funny Comments On Nairaland (Screenshots) by wtfCode: 8:44pm On Jul 05, 2015
on nairaland, insults are allowed
Family › Re: Photo: What Would You Do If You Came Home And Saw Your Child Like This!! by wtfCode: 2:02pm On Jul 05, 2015
i almost cried when i saw that pic. Whoever do such a thing to my child must collect,even if my wife.
Phones › Re: 9 Reasons Why You Should Buy An Android Phone Instead Of An Iphone by wtfCode: 9:30pm On Jul 03, 2015
johnsonsegxy:
Free browsing is here to stay on Mr Andrews(Android). It will be very hard for me to leave Android for another device oo even when am on another planet..... Except of course if another Os better than Android comes out.

I can do anything i like on my phone with lots and lots of numerous utility apps....

Imagine using infinix or tecno and u got a samsung s5 UI..

It is good to be a geek with Android.
no mind the iphone users.
How is it possible to use android phone ui to another android phone?
shocked huh
Phones › Re: 9 Reasons Why You Should Buy An Iphone Instead Of An Android by wtfCode: 9:05pm On Jul 03, 2015
obinnajr:
BIG GUYS USE IPHONE AND THE DATA SERVICES ITS MORE ECONOMICAL THAN ANY SMELLING FUCKING ANDROID. THOUGH I JUSAT SOLD MY IPHONE 5S AND BOUGHT GALAXY E5 BRAND NEW AND HAVE BEEN CRYING FOR DATA COS 2GB MONTHLY CANT EVEN LAST FOR 6 DAYS......
no, android are for the big guys...even ur comment is saying it.
Why all this okpotalk,ehh?
Phones › Re: 9 Reasons Why You Should Buy An Iphone Instead Of An Android by wtfCode: 8:03pm On Jul 03, 2015
warrizzdizz!!
This op must be high on tramadol or something.
How on earth does ios better than android.
I've matched iphone6 and htc one m9 and u knw what, 6 is crap.
Iphone is like advanced blackberry or java phone while android is somewhat like advanced symbian belle.
Androids more professional and 'geeky'
Politics › Re: President Buhari And Senate President Saraki Strike A Pose (photo) by wtfCode: 6:33pm On Jul 03, 2015
bunch of idiots

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