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Health › Re: 10 Facts About Farts You Might Not Know by wtfCode: 7:00pm On Jul 18, 2015
that moment u had locked yourself in a room and filled the whole room with a fart that makes u ran out of the room.

smiley that happened to me the day i ate beans the whole day and wake up the next morning to colour the whole with a fart.
Health › Re: 10 Facts About Farts You Might Not Know by wtfCode: 6:48pm On Jul 18, 2015
grin guys, u can make use of my fart as ur deodorant spray. It's free, it smells good and u'll love it.
Politics › Re: Made In Kaduna APC Lamborghini Pictures Credited To @murtalaibin by wtfCode: 5:44pm On Jul 18, 2015
what a junk of trash!!
Family › Re: Angry Woman Places ‘smelling Vagina’ Curse On Lady Who Slept With Her Husband by wtfCode: 1:52pm On Jul 17, 2015
reminds me of the day i fvcked a smelly poosay.
mehn, this thread stinks...ohwwwks!!
I hate this thread
undecided
Forum Games › Re: Optical Illusions by wtfCode: 10:24pm On Jul 15, 2015
hehehe. Photoshop work shaa. The kid and fathers head was removed and then installed another head
Fashion › Re: See What A Full Grown Man Wore In Public ( Photo) by wtfCode: 10:17pm On Jul 15, 2015
the i.diot go think say the blo.w job there means a well paying job cuz to blow means to hammer i.e to get rich in pidgin english.
Smh
Fashion › Re: See What A Full Grown Man Wore In Public ( Photo) by wtfCode: 10:11pm On Jul 15, 2015
can't u see na mallam be dat.
He's so illiterate to read and understand what was inscribed on his shirt.
Jokes Etc › Re: closed by wtfCode: 9:58pm On Jul 15, 2015
berrieblizzie:
im very sure u are very sick....just because u encounter a very bad experience with one yoruba person doesnt mean all of them are bad...#fish brain....i dont knw how the topic made is in line with ur foolish comment #a**hole
b*tch u still whining?
Go chill yourself with a d1ck and keep calm.
And one more thing, change that pic u called dp or find some funny pics and upload.
Politics › Re: On South South And Biafra.. An Urhobo's View by wtfCode: 8:59am On Jul 15, 2015
mods oya
Foreign Affairs › Re: 5000 Unclad People To Protest In Nairobi Ahead Of President Obama Visit by wtfCode: 8:43am On Jul 15, 2015
cheesy cheesy cheesy reminds me of nak.ed miles in the american pie movie.
I support this fools shaa.
#say no to homosexualism!
Foreign Affairs › Re: 5000 Unclad People To Protest In Nairobi Ahead Of President Obama Visit by wtfCode: 8:37am On Jul 15, 2015
Bashirfuntua:
I hope there will be more women than men, so that it will look more attractive. Dear, Nigerian ladies you should do this bid anytime Obama visit us pleas, cus i want to have more nud pictures in my system.
grin grin
Family › Re: See The Snake I Killed In Front Of My Place Yesterday by wtfCode: 8:13am On Jul 15, 2015
somethings are not suppose to be in existence like; snakes, scorpions mosquitoes, houseflies etc are just mistakes.
Fashion › Re: Girls What Would You Do If You Met These Ladies In A Lonely Path? by wtfCode: 7:44am On Jul 15, 2015
na to toast the one on white gown...she's got a nice leg.
Jokes Etc › Re: closed by wtfCode: 7:35am On Jul 15, 2015
berrieblizzie:
what is doing this one undecided
e pain u? I'm sorry o but i gat to say the truth
Crime › Re: Usa Vows To Persuade Nigeria To Reverse Anti Gate Law by wtfCode: 11:28pm On Jul 14, 2015
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Jokes Etc › Re: closed by wtfCode: 11:16pm On Jul 14, 2015
yea, that's the fact and they know it.
U forgot to add 'sabotage'.
As far as u are not a yoruba n' dealing a business with a yoruba, is either he stabs you or poison u when the business matures.
Yorubas are known to be wicked.
Have the most weaklings...u'll see a hefty looking guy but he's just gaddamn chaf.
#no offence intended o.
Celebrities › Re: Nicki Minaj Goes Through Airplane Terminal In Transparent Leggins (photographs) by wtfCode: 10:42pm On Jul 14, 2015
shey na diz ass i saw 4 anaconda music video.
*devil get behind me!!*
#storms outta thread.
Celebrities › Re: Nicki Minaj Goes Through Airplane Terminal In Transparent Leggins (photographs) by wtfCode: 10:42pm On Jul 14, 2015
shocked shocked anybody seeing what i'm seeing? shocked make i go pee first.
Politics › Re: Udom Emmanuel Kicks Off State Industrialisation With Auto Assembly Plant by wtfCode: 10:31pm On Jul 14, 2015
akwa ibom is developing. I'm aspiring to open a new business at uyo.
Christianity Etc › Re: South African Pastor Turns Church Member Into Horse & Put Snake In Their Mouth by wtfCode: 10:19pm On Jul 14, 2015
thats not a pastor or man of God, this is crazy. See juju at work. This religion of a thing are killing many people.
Politics › Re: Nigeria Broadcasting Commission Finally Bans Radio Biafra by wtfCode: 9:50pm On Jul 14, 2015
smh for this nation and people in it.
I don't see why they should ban the radio station.
Everyone in nigeria knows for sure that nigeria has never been in unity.
How i wish yorubas and hausas are blessed the way igbos are, cus thats why they are so afraid of hearing the word biafra,they don't wanna go empty handed.
Igbos have never benefitted anything good in this country accompanied with hate 4rm other tribe.
Romance › Re: Ladies STOP Selecting Men, Based On Where They Work. by wtfCode: 8:46pm On Jul 14, 2015
Sassybae:
Lolz yu be mumu, go look 4something sane to say nd stop sounding like a madman here....don't quote me again
i'm so sorry to burst ur bubbles but, next time a topic like this comes up and u drive ur trashy, dirty ass up in here to talk sh.it as if men are robots designed to feed u while u lazy around...i'ma tell u, i wont just rant like a mad man, i'll make sure u pay 4 ur brainlessness!
Stewpid thing!
Romance › Re: Ladies STOP Selecting Men, Based On Where They Work. by wtfCode: 8:32pm On Jul 14, 2015
sonofananimal1:
LOLZ. grin
THAT BABE UGLY DIE OHH. SEE HER BAG FOR HAND,
I STILL DEY ADMIRE HOW SHE TAKE UGLY
grin
Romance › Re: Ladies STOP Selecting Men, Based On Where They Work. by wtfCode: 6:58pm On Jul 14, 2015
Toks2008:
Anytime i remember the day i saw single on the cv of my ex i always marvel at the level women can go to deny their existence for money. And i asked her how much was she expecting as salary that she can go that length to deny her matrimony?

When my business was good for 10years and we were really enjoying life she will be the one to remind me to put on my ring and every pics of our legal wedding and intro was on her Facebook page but when i had issues with my business she became cold.

I just said to myself what a shame to many ladies especially Nigeria ladies who will not mind denying their existence for the sake of materialism.

Outside Nigeria 95% of ladies will love you for you even if you are a conductor but in Nigeria GOD help you.
honestly, this is why i wanna be in the mikel obi crew.
Our gals are sooo shitty
Romance › Re: Ladies STOP Selecting Men, Based On Where They Work. by wtfCode: 6:55pm On Jul 14, 2015
Sassybae:
What's this one saying, did I beg you for anything? undecided if you have a lazy nd brainless gf dats ur ish not mine abeg
now u're sounding like a seriously broke bit.ch.
I quoted cuz u're one of them lazy gals...sassy my foot!
Bae ko bae ni...mtcheew.
Education › Re: How to cope without carrying pot on campus by wtfCode: 6:45pm On Jul 14, 2015
mehn, i'm in the starving crew...the only food i fit cook na indomie.
Romance › Re: Ladies STOP Selecting Men, Based On Where They Work. by wtfCode: 6:27pm On Jul 14, 2015
Sassybae:
Lolz.....chei op can lie....sounds more like one of those nollywood movies sha
even if is a nollywood movies, nigerian gals have been fond of this nonsense 4rm d day nigeria got amalgamated.
90 percent of Nigerian gals are lazy and almost brainless.
Like say a broke niggah no go make am 4 life abi?
Fashion › Re: Girl Incredibly Transforms From Black To White (before & After Pics) by wtfCode: 5:51pm On Jul 14, 2015
Now, why would i want to spend the rest of my life with that thing undecided very disappointing!
Politics › Re: No Genuine Reason To Remove Oil Subsidy Yet–buhari by wtfCode: 5:50am On Jul 14, 2015
this! this bumbling eediot should be imprisoned 4 fallacies! Gaddamn it.

Aint he the same mo'fucker that said s'hit about subsidy when jonathan was about going down?
angry
Romance › Re: My Excapade With A Sugar Mummy Scammer (screenshots) by wtfCode: 5:33am On Jul 14, 2015
when 2 scammers jam each other grin
Jokes Etc › Re: To The Single Guys In The House! ;D by wtfCode: 6:38am On Jul 13, 2015
Laredojohn:
Blood covenant ko, water covenant ni....what if this food is re packaged fast food?? Na good character sure pass, not about the food for me oooo...
a gal that can cook very well always have a good character.

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