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Music/Radio › Re: Opinion : Top Five Nigerian Singles That Attained International Acclaim by wtfCode: 4:32am On Jul 30, 2015
those top 5 songs are the bomb.
The beats are just perfect like it was made in heaven.
Playing the instrumentals of those 5 songs is more interesting than the voiced version.
And i think p-square should be in the list
Crime › Re: Notorious Robber Known As'vampire' Arrested By Security Operative In Imo(photo) by wtfCode: 4:18am On Jul 30, 2015
Rilwayne001:
sad

Ómó Biafra lèleyi kè. ó jèun epe serâ robotó. angry
wariz diz!!, no dey type rubbish 4 diz thread.
U love messing up every thread u see.
Next time If u can't type in a simple English or even in pidgin...u just read the comments.
Crime › Re: Notorious Robber Known As'vampire' Arrested By Security Operative In Imo(photo) by wtfCode: 4:03am On Jul 30, 2015
grin vampire kwa. That guy must be terrible.
Education › Re: Nigerian Sets Record, Scores 5.0 GPA In Russia.. by wtfCode: 3:59am On Jul 30, 2015
embarassed almost the Opposite of my own result. Esut don finish me,cuz i no get sorting moni :-(
Crime › Re: 70-year-old Woman Puts Pepper In 12-year-old's Penis by wtfCode: 3:52am On Jul 30, 2015
DjAndroid:
That one small, na for eye my mama been dey put me the pepper then.

The boy no dey hear.
mehn, u must be terribly stubborn back then.
As for ya mama, she's a heartless and brainless b*tch
Crime › Re: 70-year-old Woman Puts Pepper In 12-year-old's Penis by wtfCode: 3:47am On Jul 30, 2015
choi!! Ugly news here and there.
Crime › Re: Olaoluwa Ibrahim Jailed In London For Rape, To Be Deported After Serving Term by wtfCode: 3:34am On Jul 30, 2015
funkybully:
grin cheesy grin stab kwa
that their amu is something else.
Can't u see that thing of theirs has gotten them into alotta troubles in this country and diaspora.
#no be say dem sabi fvck.
Culture › Re: Sexy Igbo Names by wtfCode: 9:10pm On Jul 29, 2015
how about: -kosisochukwu also known as kosiso(unisex) -sochukwuma also sochima(unisex) -okechukwu also okey(male) -chisom(female) -ifunanya i.e love(female) -chidera(male and also unisex).
Food › Re: Ofe Akwu Vs Tomato Stew by wtfCode: 1:44pm On Jul 29, 2015
me and my family love to serve the lord, sorry i mean, we love eating ofe akwu...but we still serve the lord duh 'cuz ofe akwu recipe came allll the way from the heavens.
What am i saying sef...i think really hungry.
Food › Re: Ofe Akwu Vs Tomato Stew by wtfCode: 1:34pm On Jul 29, 2015
ofe akwu all day. omg! i'm so hungry now.
Crime › Re: Olaoluwa Ibrahim Jailed In London For Rape, To Be Deported After Serving Term by wtfCode: 1:01pm On Jul 29, 2015
chai, i talk am!!
I knw say na yoruba guy name go dey there b4 i click the headline.
*spits*
This set of people have been causing havoc with their d*ck, rape this rape that.
-Igbo and money,
-Yoruba and rape,
-Hausa and heartlessness.
#fear dem conjinous dudes,i mean the yoruba dudes,dem fit carry erectt AMU stab u to death.
Celebrities › Re: Lady Accusing Timaya Of Rape Files Case Against Him, Dares Him to Return to US by wtfCode: 5:47am On Jul 27, 2015
mehn, i dey fear all this gold diggin' hoes. If i were timaya, i'd keep quiet on this bi.tch mata.
Romance › Re: 5 Ways To Take Off The Bra By Joseph Edgar by wtfCode: 9:30pm On Jul 26, 2015
Iamsynord:
A girl becomes a Lady when She Starts Wearing Bra and Menstruating
A boy becomes a Man when he start removing the bra and Penetrating . lol
*laughing in swahili*
hahahahahahaha, i think i'm a grown a.ss man now.
Romance › Re: Ladies/Guys: Checkout These Images Under A Microscope. by wtfCode: 6:58pm On Jul 26, 2015
meeehn that sperm and egg is really inspirational.
The sperm will be like, 'finally, i've made it after competing with millions of fellows out there, i've got the price'.
That egg looks like hamburger.
Politics › Re: FFK Blasts US Senator Leahy For Calling Nigerian Soldiers "Rapists & Murderers" by wtfCode: 11:05am On Jul 25, 2015
what do u mean by blast? Make dem drop bomb 4 U.S make i know say na blast. Mtcheew.
Celebrities › Re: Yinka, Bode George's Son Display His Sexy Figure On Instagram. by wtfCode: 10:44pm On Jul 23, 2015
mummy come and see grasshopper o. I mean, what the hell is this? And how is this hot 4 crying out loud!! And also a model? Model for who?,cartoon network?? #Apia!
Celebrities › Re: Yinka, Bode George's Son Display His Sexy Figure On Instagram. by wtfCode: 10:38pm On Jul 23, 2015
adedayourt:
see him waist like stock fish
exactly! Dat guy na homo
Politics › Re: Shocker: Buhari Accuses U . S. Of Aiding Boko Haram by wtfCode: 8:06pm On Jul 23, 2015
eleko1:
cool Ride on PMB.Shame on those miserable saTANist
ride to wherehuh
Politics › Re: Shocker: Buhari Accuses U . S. Of Aiding Boko Haram by wtfCode: 7:28pm On Jul 23, 2015
we should learn 4rm iran.
Just forget anything to do with the U.S. and concentrate on other country 4 help and also learn to make our own weapons ourselves!!
Christianity Etc › Re: (testimony) I Struggled With Homosexuality For More Than 9years by wtfCode: 5:22pm On Jul 23, 2015
how are u sure u're now straight? Have u got a woman in ur life,as in fvcked a kitten since then?
Thank God 4 ur life shaa. Homosexuality*lesbianism and gay or bisexual* is evil!! I'd murder a gay 4 free.
Jokes Etc › Re: PHOTO: Admit It, You Are Guilty Of This. by wtfCode: 2:50pm On Jul 23, 2015
grin grin why would i lie, i did it.
Education › Re: Photos: Children Seen Hanging On The Back Of A Moving Van by wtfCode: 2:47pm On Jul 23, 2015
i did this back then. Me and my best friend in crime use to do that for fun.
Education › Re: Photos: Children Seen Hanging On The Back Of A Moving Van by wtfCode: 2:22pm On Jul 23, 2015
nicerichard05:
Ok o.. Anyway today is my Birthday can i get 1000like
dude, i aint giving u sh*t...u're so greedy
Politics › Re: PHOTOS: Man Dashes Into NUJ Office, Says He's Tired Of Life And Wants To Die by wtfCode: 9:56pm On Jul 22, 2015
hahahaha...rotfl. Abi he need alms 4rm people?
Politics › Re: PHOTOS: Man Dashes Into NUJ Office, Says He's Tired Of Life And Wants To Die by wtfCode: 9:55pm On Jul 22, 2015
hahahaha...rotfl. Abi he need alms 4rm people?
Family › Re: Marriage? Nigerian Guys In Europe Are Shying Away From Nigerian Girls by wtfCode: 10:32pm On Jul 20, 2015
me marry 4 naija? Unless na miracle.
Naija gals are problems, the only good thing they learned 4rm the white gals is bleaching of skin.
Politics › Re: Hilarious ! Caption This Photo Of Buhari And Obama by wtfCode: 9:47pm On Jul 20, 2015
he be like, 'so this is the gay lord?,thunder fire u'
Culture › Re: Town Where Death Awaits Albinos by wtfCode: 9:10am On Jul 20, 2015
i guess the albinos must taste like chicken to the gods. WtF
Culture › Re: Town Where Death Awaits Albinos by wtfCode: 8:29am On Jul 20, 2015
atleast their gals will never try or go near a bleaching cream.
Jokes Etc › Re: How The Witches Follow You From The Village (photos) by wtfCode: 12:06pm On Jul 19, 2015
loool
Politics › Re: Muhammadu Buhari’s United States Visit Will Cost Nigeria, N2.2billion. by wtfCode: 8:33am On Jul 19, 2015
whatever. **lighting up my joint**
Christianity Etc › Re: Ayodele’s New Prophesies - “boko Haram Won’t Be Defeated Now”; (SEE OTHERS) by wtfCode: 10:02pm On Jul 18, 2015
aint no need 4 predictions, errbody knows the country's in chaos. Ss and SE will soon realize enough they are almost like slaves in this country and then 'kaboom', they're free atlast.

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