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Health › Re: White Man Compares A Dog In US & Health System In Lagos by wtfcoded: 7:53pm On Oct 02, 2017

Cire80:
Luckily, Nigerians don't suffer up to 1% of cancer and brain tumor or any other acute and chronic sicknesses you can think of as the US. Any average teen or adult in the US has undergone one form of surgery or another. So many have artificial instruments fixed inside their body and others are living with gadgets. Yet they say Africa is home of diseases. Only someone that's never been there or someone that's never had close relationship with them would believe such claims

smh.

Pls come n visit UNTH enugu n u'll be totally speechless or if u wanna see the worse of it, then visit any other teaching hospital in the Northern parts of Nigeria n u'll go back home crying.

Health › Re: White Man Compares A Dog In US & Health System In Lagos by wtfcoded: 7:43pm On Oct 02, 2017

genghiskhan007:
A chimps intelligence is only above by humans
A deranged and pained PIG like u won't know dat
More marginalization and erosion to ur region

i also heard that the animals in the zoo, are all zombies(not possessing living brain cells).
I rather be an ant with a living brain cells than being a zombie chimp.
Think about it zombie.

Romance › Re: Why Do Ladies Boil When They Read Virginity Topic??? by wtfcoded: 7:31pm On Oct 02, 2017

L3G3ND:
chaii ii this guy iyaff spoil oo... I'm not coming again thanks for the offer

Any time u're set 4 d bad boy thing sweedie,just holla @ me.
I'm born 2 fvck...but responsibly wink

Career › Re: Caesar Chukwuma Nigerian Lawyer In USA Melting Hearts Of Ladies. Photos by wtfcoded: 3:09pm On Oct 02, 2017

gare:
He should focus on one career, either he wants to be a successful model or a successful lawyer, both can't go together.

Hater!

Career › Re: Caesar Chukwuma Nigerian Lawyer In USA Melting Hearts Of Ladies. Photos by wtfcoded: 3:08pm On Oct 02, 2017

Hot 'igbo' boy grin

Health › Re: White Man Compares A Dog In US & Health System In Lagos by wtfcoded: 3:03pm On Oct 02, 2017

genghiskhan007:
What of d poto poto cum erosion ridden habitants?

u can ask the zoo government about it...u chimp

Romance › Re: Why Do Ladies Boil When They Read Virginity Topic??? by wtfcoded: 2:58pm On Oct 02, 2017

L3G3ND:
it will shine like a bulb in ya dark room so i will have enough light to see ya dick so i can use my saw to cut off some fat from the head

ouch!
Well ur congo have to shine first after multiple n serious penetrations though.
And unfortunately 4 u, the only weapon u'll find in my room is a 20 inches well decorated foam + 5 sets of pillow.
I wouldn't mind if u go ahead to attack me with the pillows after the 'ngwori' my dear.
grin

Travel › Re: FG Plans 10 New Rail Lines (list Of The Rail Lines) by wtfcoded: 1:49pm On Oct 02, 2017

Bolustical:
Lagos - Sagamu -Ijebu Ode

Ore -Benin City

Lagos - Ibadan- Osogbo

So far these ones are there, no problem!

Besides no part of Biafra (especially Aba) is supposed to be included.

You cannot expect the "ZOO" to construct anything for you, in fact, on the basis of principle and morality, IPOB should reject these proposed projects.

actually,thats the biafrans money they're spending.
They(biafrans) deserve far more than that.
Dont worry, when the zoo is restructured,then u'll know better.

Health › Re: White Man Compares A Dog In US & Health System In Lagos by wtfcoded: 1:42pm On Oct 02, 2017

ToZaraWithaZ:
Learn basic English before calling Nigeria a zoo. Idiot.

for the fact i'm not an oyinbo.
atleast, u understood what i wrote down there u piece of rotten tomatoes sad

why not write down the correction rather than editing it with cancellation huh

Romance › Re: Why Do Ladies Boil When They Read Virginity Topic??? by wtfcoded: 1:27pm On Oct 02, 2017

L3G3ND:
chaiii this guy just "off" me

lol

i'm so sorry i turned u 'off' my dear. come house make i turn u 'on' n make ur congo shine bright like a bulb in my dark room. wink

Celebrities › Re: Sosoberekon Tags EFCC; Loads Bundles Of Money In Sack Bag Into His Car by wtfcoded: 10:38am On Oct 02, 2017

Excess swag

Car Talk › Re: These Are 10 Of The Most Expensive Car Parts To Repair & Replace by wtfcoded: 10:29am On Oct 02, 2017

Abudu2000:
Buy a ride less than 40k mileage and save yourself all these trouble...

how do one knows a car mileage?

Romance › Re: Why Do Ladies Boil When They Read Virginity Topic??? by wtfcoded: 10:05am On Oct 02, 2017

One thing i owe my d!ck now is a virgin kpekus. I need to sharpen the 'head', its getting too wide these days. Forcing it through a tight hole will help burn alotta fat on that head grin

Romance › Re: Man Burst Into Tears Crying Like A Baby After His Girlfriend Dumped Him by wtfcoded: 9:39am On Oct 02, 2017

Chai, love nwantiti

Crime › Re: How A Facebook IPOB Members Celebrated Independence Day For Nigeria. by wtfcoded: 9:38am On Oct 02, 2017

He's right. I dont see why u iidiots above should bug him about it.

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Health › Re: White Man Compares A Dog In US & Health System In Lagos by wtfcoded: 9:00am On Oct 02, 2017

The zoo habitats will surely reply.

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Christianity Etc › Re: A Challenge To All Astral Projectors!! by wtfcoded: 8:57am On Oct 02, 2017

That shii doesnt work

TV/Movies › Re: Why You Should Buy Tstv Decoder by wtfcoded: 10:40pm On Oct 01, 2017

Gba m okpa n' eze!! When did it came out?

Romance › Re: Ladies Are You Tired Of Menstration????? Here Is Solution by wtfcoded: 10:32pm On Oct 01, 2017

Ericsunday619:
women don suffer

Gaming › Re: Gaming At Home Or A Game Lounge: Which Do You Prefer by wtfcoded: 10:06pm On Oct 01, 2017

At home.

Especially when u're all alone with enough munchies by your side.
Although it depends on the kinda game. Majority of soccer players prefer playing at the lounge.

Travel › Re: Lion Kills Attendant At Agodi Zoo In Oyo As Government Shuts Down Zoo by wtfcoded: 5:30pm On Oct 01, 2017

boostdom:
The primordial impulse of domesticated feral animals. Takes thousands of years to breed that out.

u took weed bro?
Isn't it nice when u take that shii?

Politics › Re: Buhari Contesting Election In 2019 Will Be A Big Joke — Akinjide by wtfcoded: 5:18pm On Oct 01, 2017

If biafra is not gotten b4 buhari wins...i might kill myself sad

Celebrities › Re: Weflo "Elele": Nkogbu Franklin Ikenna Says Enugu Has Best Governor. Fans React by wtfcoded: 4:19pm On Oct 01, 2017

Leez:
ugwuanyi best what lmaoo is ds dude serious? yes enugu is dope bt dts tanx to sullivan's hard work

abi chimaraoke. Chimaraoke made Enugu what it is today. Ugwuanyi only focused on his home town 'nsukka'.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Cameroonian Pastor Caught Having Three-some With 2 Married Women, Paraded Unclad by wtfcoded: 11:10pm On Sep 30, 2017

i'm tired of reading all this bad news on nairaland.
What is all these...Arrhh aarrhhnn
why i'm i even here in the first place.

Politics › Re: Maria Ude Nwachi: 'I Am Attracted To Intelligence, With It, You Can Have Me' by wtfcoded: 10:53pm On Sep 30, 2017

Ezigbonmadu:
The yam leg, flat ass, wide nose, flat head, hairy ape-like physique? God forbid!

Do you need pictures for illustration purpose?

ezigbonmadu indeed

Politics › Re: Maria Ude Nwachi: 'I Am Attracted To Intelligence, With It, You Can Have Me' by wtfcoded: 7:53pm On Sep 30, 2017

biacan:
pics of your acct balance or adonbeliv.....

so u can mast*rbate on it? Abeg go ahead and 'dontbilivit' ooo

Politics › Re: Maria Ude Nwachi: 'I Am Attracted To Intelligence, With It, You Can Have Me' by wtfcoded: 7:50pm On Sep 30, 2017

Jelal0007:
Olosho...hustlers don't do ur type. Cheap things whose womanhood can be gotten by material things. Oloshos wey want make their boyfriends do wetin dem papa no fit do 4 dem. Hustle n impress u indeed. Go get a life lazy thing.

she should get a job too.
I was cruising down 4rm enugu to onitsha today, and i saw this fine girl hawking roasted breadfruit along the road.
I had to stop to admire this girl.
I called her, n got her her in a chat.I discovered she's a university graduate waiting 4 her NYSC call up by november.
She said she's been hawking this to help her family n herself.
I felt this huge love 4 her, exchange number n then off to my business.
This beyotch need an I.T training 4rm that slay mama i met today.

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