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lifezone247:
Ok, non academic abi? No wahala as far as the academic is still intact.

Do you know the Academic Staffs cannot function successfully without the Non Academic?

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January 14th is MMM's New year and February 14th is St Valentine's day!

Despite the fact that the Government, Media and people are shouting that it is a Ponzi scheme, some people are still waiting patiently for the unfreezing of their Mavro's. Should it be unfreezed, that means more money for the mavrodians.
One thing is spectacular on the 14th of February, Guys will spend (choi, in this recession), Girls will get pregnant( in this recession)

This may seem funny but let us be realistic, which day do you see as the most important, is it Jan 14th which happens to be the Mavrodians new year or Feb 14th which is Valentine's day?
Is it true that no money no love? Because if that should be true, I think I will like to be friends with the mavrodians o! I can not come and go and die of reccession.

It is true that everybody has an ugly side, am sure he has his too. He is one of the few persons in power which I respect. When the whole nation is against you and you still have no fear of intimidation to speak your mind, I think such person is worthy of respect.

Many people never observe the fact that a song composed in sadness or depression sometimes sound more appealing than a song composed in a good mood. Most of the times, songs which are lyrically embalmed are broken songs. These songs find it easy to top the music chart and even win awards for the singer or the composer. It doesn’t matter who the composer or singer is or the lifestyle they live, the genre of music, music is known to be powerful enough to influence peoples mind.
The prowess of broken songs varies and it is undetermined. Some say that it is easy to compose, some say that it involves all your senses when you are writing, others said it is written from the heart and lot more of guess work as to why broken songs have their way around the human mind.
Reasons as to why legends and other upcoming artiste compose their songs can be narrowed down to their experiences, present predicament and expectations in life. Many of the renown composers have in one way or the other suffer a form of abuse, living them with some residue or fragments of memory to deal with for the rest of their life. For them, talking about it is not enough, hence the best way to express their pain is through a work of art that is most available to them which is writing a lyrics.
Some composers nonetheless didn’t suffer any form of abuse, but they are a witness to an act of abuse involving someone close to them. Abuse can come in many forms like child molestation, rape, drugs, conviction, stigmatization and other possible vices. People would suffer from all these forms of abuse tend to grow up with resentment, lack of self-confidence and depression. People don’t really care what the cause of your problems are but you giving your emotions a tune for people to comprehend makes your plight a renown and pathetic but acceptable story.

Adele's Heartbroken song top chart for months
chris brown's Deuces was a hit
Rihanna's Unfaithful was also a hit.

the list is endless, fill in the gap if you know other artists who has gone through a messy ordeal but came back alive with a hit...

And we thought Nigeria is confused! i believe that political propaganda and conspiracy is at work here, once thought 2017 will be the start of world war iii or another cold war but thank God they received sense.

They say money can’t buy you happiness, try telling that to a homeless man sleeping on the street or to a small child crying for an ice cream. Money can’t buy you Happiness, as truthful as it sound, it is still debatable.
Some say money can’t buy you happiness but can go as far as getting you the satisfaction that you need. In this sense, it can be assumed that happiness is equivalent to satisfaction and above all, the general analysis is that if money can give you the satisfaction that you required, it can therefore be said that money is perpendicular to satisfaction and satisfaction is equivalent to happiness. Take the case of the homeless man sleeping on the street, but let us introduce a twist in the storyline. Let’s say the homeless man later got a house for himself (by loan, mortgage or purchase), he (the homeless man) as at the time he was homeless definitely has other problems (sickness or poverty) he was facing but top of the list is his homelessness. Human wants are insatiable so they say, but most of the human needs can be bought ( of course with money or any other means), it does not necessarily mean that without money one cannot be happy, the simple truth is that money is the prerequisite of happiness and without money, happiness is incomplete.
As money is an essential make up or composite of happiness, it will also be sensible to bring up the fact that “Money is the root of Evil”. This over emphasized word or line is most times misinterpreted when used and it should also be examined in respect to human want. Humans do believe they are not the ones responsible for some misconduct hereby heaping the blame on the absurd line that Money is the root of all evil. If the love of money is truly the root of evil, how come people are still paper chasing?

“HOLD SOMETHING” The drill commandant shouted as we chanted along in our 5am fitness exercise. Putting on just the recommended clothing for the exercise, a white round neck shirt on a white short and a pair of white socks to match the white sneakers, a complete white fowl to the core. Many times, the Soldiers call us “Otondo” or “White Fowl”.
I remember back then at home while preparing for my service year, I just got my mobilization letter and I was posted to a faraway land, a place far from home with different tribe, language, food, culture and ways of life. A place I never dreamt of going, a place in the Eastern part of Nigeria, a place where civil war once happened, Anambra State, Light of the Nation.
I have always admire people in NYSC uniform, it isn’t that the colour of the khaki uniform is extravagant, just a white NYSC crested vest and a khaki shirt and trouser. So many times I do muter to myself, “I must be a Corper, I must collect #19,800 allawee”. Now it is a dream come true for me and my family, even though the journey was tough through university but it was worth it. In the spirit of being a graduate, after collecting my posting letter to an unknown land. The next thing to do is shopping, with the list unending and a meagre amount to shop with. It is necessary that I buy just only the required things for camp, even though everything is important for me to buy, little did I know that it is not everything that is worth buying.
Still in the mood of shopping, the price of the required items suddenly grew wings and jumped up. Not only that, sellers sell fakes as original and people fall victim of their pranks and scams just because it (NYSC) will be their first and last experience. I remember I had to go to the market thrice because the money at hand is never enough. The stress was worth it though, at least it got me few more items needed for the NYSC two weeks camp.
I wish it was all over with a wave of a magic wand, get everything I need. How I wish life is a bed of rose and not of thorns. I know very well that my parents tried all they could and all they could is all I have. Their little and all is what made me who I am, this ought to be a story but nobody rule against getting emotional while telling your own story, I guess that is what makes it real and original. I guessed I have digressed enough to give you a background check on myself. Let us “Hold Something” before something holds us.
Hold Something is a word or slogan that every corp member who participates in the morning drills with the Man “O” War officials can relate with. It is part of the most lively fitness drill songs that the trainers make us chant, all in the name of keeping fit. A song in which we have to hold the closest person to us as we jog in a file. Many thing went down from Hold something to Miracle Tent(you will be shocked) to Mami sexcapades, Field Delivery and other unbelievable things that happened in camp.


TO BE CONTINUED IN THE NEXT UPLOAD......

MzzTega:
Preach on preacher!

Your signature tho! Classy

Everyone there ought to be sued, even the photographer. That is not a way to bring up a minor! Later on they will complain that the little girl has mental issue.
They actually did more harm than good to her future because people can make reference to this pix if she's aspiring for a position when she grow up.
They are making her vulnerable to odd lifestyle of sexual abuse and vices.
I won't say God will punish you because it will be an understatement.
Igbobi, Aro and yaba left first class citizens.
Ewu!!!!

Whenever you pester a guy for marriage, you are selling yourself cheap! You need to be involved deeply in his life, you need to give him reasons why he won't survive without you without questioning his authority.
You need to be his best friend and companion so that you will be involved in decision making.
Be important and you will never loose value one bit!

We all prayed for World War III to be averted and thank God for answered prayer! It takes a matured mind to tackle diplomatic war from spreading to cold war. I don support Obama for calling out Putin without evidence and revoking Russian diplomats immunity is not an economy friendly decision.

Excuse me sir! Can we eat Eggs!!!!!!!!!

I am sure they made a mistake! The allocation should be reviewed. You don't scream of peace when you plan to fight. Let's thank God the Bombing reduced even though the power supply is still epileptic.
If the federal govt meant well, they should make N'delta a top priority in terms of development, not by paying people off so that we access crude oil.
It is totally wrong for a country to value a militant more than a graduate.
Mind you! I am not saying the federal Govt shouldn't develop other sectors, all I am saying is that, let the federal Govt start sensible projects instead of giving militants money.
2017 is here again and we won't tolerate RUBBISH.
Say No to CORRUPTION!!!!!!
God bless NIGERIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anywhere anytime, the law is the law and without it there will be chaos. You can't just select a part or section of the law to obey, you have to obey every bit of the law!
As a leader, you need to lead by following the rules governing the affairs of the domain you are overseeing else your reign won't be peaceful.

You need to seriously study the source of your problems, you need to to draw up a calendar TP ease up stress, get someone to do tutorial for you and as for keeping your parent in the loop, I don't totally support that, it is true you may think they won't understand, they may feel disappointed at first but get them to understand you and above all, understand yourself, your strength and weakness. Don't see suicide as a last resort, you still have a success story to tell.

Talk2Bella:
I don't like masculine guys

I know my mouth and body weight

Yet they keep finding me

So you want to tell me that you have never been attracted to a guy with albs, biceps n packs intact

This should be a guideline for 2017, gullibility shouldn't be encouraged, I totally support the aforementioned points.

From my own point of view, your friend have to be decisive, the first thing to confirm if she is still in love with her estranged husband, is she ready to take care of the two kids on her own. I believe love conquers all but that doesn't mean that love stupidly stupid.
This time, she should get things right, I mean legally should in case the husband wants to misbehave again.

As if Hacking the school website twice isn't enough! But I believe there is no smoke without fire, the enormous amount paid by parents as their wards tuition is questionable! It is a federal university for crying out loud, if people don't complain now, am sure that very soon the tuition will be the same as some private institutions.

Tell me ladies don't like a masculine guy and I will tell you to get out of here!
Just look at their combination, they are cute together and simply compatible! Every lady want a man who will make her feel like a baby! Just look at the way the guy is carrying the girl anyhow!!
Guys! Keep fit upstairs (brain), middle floor (albs, biceps etc) and downstairs( I don't need to explain that one)

I am very sure his crime originally is the welfare of his colleagues! No one will go against you when you are filling their bank accounts with Federal govt money!!

Two count charge is even small! Even if it is an aggravated assault, #50k is too small for a bail out, what if the wife died during the ordeal

redbeans:
park well! This is romance session. Let me pour out my emotions.

When twaci talk of when s*x is better u talk?

When you do something in excess, there is no way it won't harm you! So tell me if you don't need Jesus to save you from your present predicament?

You need Jesus!

Alhaji lying Mohammed!

Didn't read where the immunity clause apply to them!

Betrayal is everywhere but the yoruba tribe aint got no loyalty.

Parenthood isn't an thing! Most parents think you can just train them (the children) as they grow, forgetting that they have to study hard themselves even before getting married. Psychology has many branches among which behavioural, clinical etc
You need to know why your children act they do, the influence and catalyst must be tweaked right from the beginning of their life.
You don't have to be autocratic for them to listen and obey you. You just have to know what to do, how to do and when to do things with, for and to them

I won't say he is totally correct! Come to think of it, if you take all Nigerians to America, Nigerians will have to live based on the system Americans live by which will be very good, it may be rough at first but we are very good at standing on our feet. I don't need to tell you what will happen if you take Americans to Nigeria, let's say they survive the weather, will they be able to survive our ways of live without a bloody revolution. Exploitation of different sorts, abuse of power, will likely weaken them. And we in turn will have to colonize them!