I pray our useless yahoo boys don't overtake Philippinos in this branch of cyber crime.

They should be charged for manslaughter too.

Corridon:
What do you do for a living?

Omo, the guy na one underpaid teacher ooo.

But wait ooo, wetin helinues students dey wait for sef?

Make dem goan break him agbado head

Putin the Chess master is busy creating grounds for plausible deniability.

First he moves the nukes to Belaruss

Then stages a fake coup attempt to create visible breaking of ties with WAGNER PMC, and their apparent expulsion to Belaruss

WHY

When WAGNER stages a fake attack on the nuke facility to steal a nuke and launch it on UKRAINE. . . NO ONE WILL BLAME RUSSIA . . .OR RETALIATE

odimbannamdi:


This is not correct at all. It is comments like these that emboldens people with disregard to good customer service. We have experienced new entrants of shoe vendors here recently. Tjcoded is one of them, he has his own thread too and he does pay on delivery sef. I noticed he always asks for feedback and that sends a good signal as someone who is keen on customer service. When I want to buy shoes, I will definitely reach out to him.

There are at least 2 other guys that i noticed here as well. Let us encourage them through patronage, but of course we will call them out if they mess up too

Omo, thanks for the info on this new guy. Pls mention other good guys you know of.

I don tire for anuoreangel matter. I don buy more than 8 footwears from Christianah, but, ehn, abeg I need a change. Her customer service just dey too poor for me to continue tolerating. My most recent order and how she scorned my complaint, just make me pause with further online shoe deals.

Thank God I can now continue elsewhere.

Please mention other good sellers too, so that I don't have to rely on only one person again, because Okosun wahala don teach me bitter lesson

FERNANDEZISBACK:
What's "run mad"?
Is it a Nigeria thing to always use the term run mad for everyone wandering around the highway or the street ? 😂
How can she be mad when she's not excited!😏.
Might be a skit or probably high on drugs!!
Of course y'all saw syringe mark on her body. Probably a tweaker on trips from excess IV meth shot!.💉

Imagine having a fire of energy stirring around in the pit of your stomach and as you're injecting it it's slowly starts to expand and then it explodes after you just get done shooting up and it makes your as#hole tingle as you cough a little bit from the fire rising up out of the stomach and it just goes rushing through every part of your body...The hair on the back of your neck stands up you lose your breath for a second...You can't think straight and can't talk because you're in such a euphoric state of Awesomeness it's just hard to explain but don't ever do it ..
..it's awesome you'll never fvcking turn back..🥶
Dont do drugs kids!😂

How did you overcome the addiction? So many can learn from the experience.
I'm glad for you.

Candidlady, don't give up. I'm rooting for you.

ArchiLimited:
Chandrappa my brother, you're the real child of grace, not portable. You just jeje attended wedding and went home with free bride. No dating and courting with it's spendings and heartaches, no bride price or dowry, all paid in full on another man's bill just for you to come reap. Your mama's prayers are working

Meanwhile, If you have an upcoming building project or want to modernize an existing one, contact me for top class Architectural designs and construction, and in good faith, we'll first design a sample plan for your project for FREE.
Contact is in my signature below

In India, brides pay dowry to the groom. Itssa double whammy for him.

Islandlady:
So awon baby factories flat.head criminals are still doing this business in this 21st century

This is a modern day slavery!

You can condemn the despicable act, without displaying very base tribal hatred.

It's really an unbecoming new low . . . even for you.

assent:


What is dead may never die

". . . but rises again, harder and stronger "

Odepo:
Imagine bringing this lady to your family and telling them you would want to marry her.

I don't know about you guys though but for me, na prayer house my people go carry me go. Lol

Just for fun though

Omo . . . no hope for doggy style

Oluomofx:
My wife confronted me with her phone, when I came back from work, that why did I delete messages on her WhatsApp from a strange foreign number like no +66.........., Who happens to be her ex. Immediately I recalled that last week the same number sent her one funny video and I asked her who owns the no her response was I don't know. Because I trusted my wife so much, I couldn't border to go further with the issue. Then when I collected the phone from her I discovered that it was the sender that deleted all messages from his end, I then asked my wife again who owns this number she mentioned the name of her ex at that moment I was like there must be something wrong, I asked my wife what was the content of the messages she said that the ex was trying to connect her for a business opportunity that she is contemplating leaving her job by December. At this point I have lost the trust I had for my wife. When I told her there is something fishy you not telling me about this whole thing she flame up in anger and becomes defensive that I'm I accusing her her of cheating? Please read line by line and advice me. Thank you

When we keep advising men to only marry virgins, with zero ex and body count, people will not understand why.

Nairaland simps and runz girls, don't quote me if you no want make ayelala fire you. I no get power for yeye arguments oooo.

LordIsaac:
In another news :Churchill is still happily married.

Bros, why u wicked like dis?

ExAngel007:


https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2021/8/dad-calls-his-deformed-baby-devil-spawn-and-tells-wife-to-kill-him-2.html

Hydrocephalus is not uncommon and can be remedied surgically.

I pray the baby gets the much needed medical attention from this exposure.

Juliusmomoh:
Mine is womanizing.

YAHOO

Godbless3:


Yahoo boy.... You still want cashout from the dirty depress fellow..

Oyel dey ya head bro

Plut01:
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Immediately I saw the headline, my mind already told me it would be someone in the UK or A red state in the USA.

Them dirty and wicked die! I have one depressed one that I chat with like and the way the guy dirty ehn. Him go pack go another house by November and I know what they would find in his current house will make headlines like this one.

Imagine storing poo of sheep in your house telling me it turns you on


.

Talk true, you dey pose as babe to run romance scam on the oyinbo bah?

Awon Hushpuppy olori buruku

Queenslander:
lmao ,. Like I said earlier,. Not everyone is a dumb skull like you.. some of us here are actually first class students with really amazing grades.. btw how about I involve the police in this matter,. And they come pick you up first thing on Monday morning.. remember. I've got your name, address and phone number,. Problem with you is that you mistake expediency for weakness, because let's be clear,. When this is all over, you're gonna wish you hadn't met me.. I promise you, I've done things, that'll make you shudder, you have no idea, what I'm capable of but you're about to find out!!

Babes, e b like the guy no appreciate u well for una 1st meet, and u decide to get ur payback by not turning up after he send money for 2nd meet?

bmdmix1:



cool good to know u got a degree did u suck dicks to acquire one

ohh police wow ok atleast u have my address and we be seeing physically since u love insulting people n hate them insulting u back, u fucking slowpoke

Bros, e b like u enjoy una 1st meet so tey u send am money to arrange 2nd meet . . . and she no turn up?

Donaluta:


Customer service , front desk or good job

Resides around rumuigbo

Abobi, open your mind to farm work or any other hand work/skill.

Nor dey dull yaself unto office work

lalasticlala:


Source: https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/ncna1268895

Ok

Still waiting for Belgium's admission to the Congo events.

lalasticlala:


Source: https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/ncna1268895

Ok.

Still waiting for Belgium's admission to the Congo events.

Nice scenery. Would luv to come kayaking here some day.

southsouthking:


Check your mail, i forwarded it to you already

Why not drop your contact details for people who might want to reach you?

slawormiir:
Damnnnnn niggarrrr
Isoright......
[/color] So them dey bomb us too... [color=#990000]
Chinese supposed dey number 1
Because yuan nor dey finish...

Na u and the other bombers wey dey do local bombing of we, ur fellow naija pipu wey cause am

slawormiir:
Damnnnnn niggarrrr
Isoright......
[/color]So them dey bomb us too...[color=#990000]
Chinese supposed dey number 1
Because yuan nor dey finish...

Na u and the other bombers wey dey do local bombing of we, ur fellow naija pipu wey cause am

saaron:
Bunch of CGI pictures. They're all fake. No man made object can land on the moon talkmore of mars. The earth is an enclosed system. Nothing comes in, nothing goes out. Yes Nasa's claimed Apollo moon landing NEVER happened! It was staged.
Stars like mars are embeded outwards on the glass ceiling covering the entire earth.

Modified
To those quoting me, you're free to believe what Nasa want you to believe. I know what I know.

Meaning the man-made ISS does not exist? Or you think it's inside the Earth's atmosphere? Which one?

How about meteorites/asteroids/comets that have struck the earth in the distant past and recently? Are they hovering within the Earth's atmosphere, waiting to land? If not, did they shatter the glass ceiling you magically covered the Earth with in order to enter? Which one?

Brodally, which hole did you crawl out of?

People who cook up and readily believe silly conspiracy theories are actually just trying too hard to sound intelligent.

mosdii:


Nigerian Girls Are Useless...All Of Them

Coachee is back on the sidelines

Lemme modify.

Flackoo:
Just when i thought the Future is Female FC has won the game after scoring three first half goals, The Future is Male FC resume the second half in high styled fashion scoring two quick goals and adding a superb freekick goal on the stroke of full time.

Captain Saphierre is gesticulating furiously on the touchline but Coach Mosdii isn't having having none of that, telling his boys to put more effort and bury the game.

It 3-3 draw here in Gombe but things looks really bright for The Future is Male FC here in Gombe, lets keep our hands crossed and see if these ladies can pull through this decisive match!!

Dear Nairaland spectators, should this match end in penalty shoot out you will do me the honor of nominating monikers that can play spot kick for any of these two great teams

We will back in 15 minutes time!!!
Stay tuned!!!

Oga Op/commentator you forgot to mention that Future is Male FC is playing practically coach less, as Coach Mosdii was banned/sent of the sidelines to spectator's stand by the mods/ref.

This game na penalty las las. Lemme be the first to nominate Ubunja for penalty kick.



UPDATE

Coach Mosdii is back on the sidelines

Oga Op/commentator abeg report correctly. Sapphire is the Coach, not team captain..