₦airaland Forum

Kobicove:
When she was still 'innocent'

Iffahear say she innocent then. You know the amount of matches she don play before den score am last last??

Chai... Every woman get man wey get her remote. No matter how she fine reach, sexy reach or rich reach... I just dey find the girl wey my remote go work for.

I don dey reason say battery no dey this my remote. E never work for any babe

This is no longer funny. Shey Nigerians don turn to nuclear reactors? Every small thing, Nigerians React, Nigerians React...

abnsugbe:
In light of the terrorist attacks over the years and the one that just occurred at the University of Maiduguri, I urge ALL well meaning Muslims to begin looking into bringing about the reformation of Islam as a religion. Here are some suggestions that I have. Please, do not see any of these suggestions as an attack on Islam. This is just my own effort at trying to look for solutions for a problem that has tarnished the image of Muslims not only in Nigeria but all over the world. So a few suggestions are:
1. Eliminate Madrasas. These schools have served as a breeding ground to brainwash children. Some of these brainwashed children can then grow up to be terrorists. Muslim children should be sent to normal schools were they learn English, Arithmetic, reasoning and logic. This will equip them to think critically as adults not only about religion but also about politics and world events.
2. Declare some parts of the Quran and Hadith as haram: Some parts of the scriptures are just plainly wrong. For example, the command to kill those who do not believe in Islam. Christians used to have a similar problem with the Old Testament and they were able to solve it by placing their attention on the New Testament. If something similar can be done in Islam it will go a long way to help address this issue of radicalization.

Why did you send me this stupid epistle? I am not a Muslim...

Welcome Melinda, they will say that this is another proof of Islamisation of Nigeria...

Ngige, please come and work your magic here again

Some so called CHRISTians tho. That is why I will continue to say that Christianity is not a religion and if you have a religion that you call Christianity then I don't know what you are doing.

Jesus came on earth to preach Love. He told us to Love our neighbours, love our enemies and love out persecutors(terrorists). He said the way to CONQUER them is through love. In his exact words

"But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you;"

Remember how he told us to turn the other cheek when one cheek has just been slapped? It was an euphesim for the GREATEST type of tolerance that man can attain. Also remember when Peter and John told him to command fire on a city that REJECTED him. You know what he said...

You can rant from now till tomorrow, say that Papa is right in his statement but there is something I am 100% sure of, what is said is not biblical...

We are in a period of grace but we don't know the GREAT standard that is expected of us...

He is saying that people of God should KILL?

When the scriptures equate hating on your brother with actual murder? Wow!

It is when I see things like this that I realise why Jesus preached so fiercely against religion, he hated religion with passion and that is the only thing that made Jesus go violent when he was in this earth. Let that sink in, religion, not SIN oh. Religion...

May the LORD have mercy on us all...

#LoveTrumpsHate

Kylekent59:
See watin u dey book.

As a wise man once told me:
"All way Na way except way wey no be way"

Let me prophesy: "Children of perdition will come to this thread and scream Islamisation and Muslim Agenda"

Chai, this is really sad. Religious bodies and organisations will be breaking the law hoha and if they are reprimanded will begin to play the victim. Why can't they just go and collect permit for their building? Na so E hard reach? If they got permits, and their buildings is still demolished, ehen, na me go dey the forefront of the protests

You will see Mosques on Friday, blocking a whole road, major street oh because of Jummat...

Nigerians, na wa for we

Jokerman:
Is Ndume not Tinubu boy??

Saraki and Dino just slapping tinubu upandan.....

Olodo. Lawan is Tinubu's candidate. Who knows Ndume?

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irrefragable:
So he could have an igbo brain to fight his case in court but dull hausa and daura-fulani brain are the ones good for political appointment.
Afonja use your brain, stop kissing hausa-fulani ass for once.

First off I am Igbo and I hope you do know what Afonja actually means. Anyhoo, I wonder why the Yorubas didn't kiss their ass in the 2011 election and voted OVERWHELMING for GEJ? If you can't remove race and ethnicity while talking politics... I don't know how to help you...

Am I the only one that noticed that every National Helm stories always make FP?

Who owns National Helm?

Is the person related to the mods?

Questions begging for answers....

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The other day, Obama called me and said he was coming for me. I knew the number was strange because my phone went dark when I received the call. I could also hear Joe Biden grunting in the background, it was so eerie... I sha told Obama that IDGAF he could come and get me... Next thing I knew, I woke up inside gutter

That was the day I stopped drinking HERO....

The strangest tale here is that this poo made FP...

Una well-done oh...

Èkú íshè

Don't worry Obama is coming for them!!!

ourkobo:
Hmmmmmm

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I NO SAY DEM GO TIFF MY MEME

This one cannot work oh. Who I go swear for 4 road

E remain small I for be FTC. But the truth of the matter is...

kanadian:
i pity you

Y?

deflover:
You still dey find trouble

You wan get mouth odour ba

Is that so?

Eh... Smellymouth which pastor swear for you

kanadian:
i pity you

una don start ba?

deflover:
Oga respect my pastor na

No vex...

Erm... I hear say him dey find wife...

I get yellow sisters and half caste cousins oh

See eh. The thing is ..

BS