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He loved you! RIP to him

Andyblaze:
Cute


IF I get 100 Likes I will get married this year

Goan marry clock's ticking..

Some floors are more expensive than a lot of chairs..

TOPCRUISE:
A MAN'S DICK JERK, PULSATE AND THROB WHEN HE IS POOPOOING THAT ALONE CAN SCARE AN INVADING PYTHON WHO FEELS THREATENED IN HIS NEWLY FOUND HABITAT AND THINKING IT WAS A SPITTING COBRA WILL FIGHT BACK

How did it get there in there first place?

purem:
Lalasticlala WTF is wrong with dis snake na

one of two things, its a gay snake.. or its a female..

I felt a tingling sensation reading that piece. Perseverance!

Anstalk:
The managers include the Quality Control Manager, Plant Security Manager, Inventory Manager and the Human Resource Manager.

They planned for this ooh, the squad was compete, but had no get away plan. I bet you they're plenty more managers like this in many other companies. I pray for Nigeria my Country..

Meanwhile why is the expenditure higher than the revenue in 2018 budget by 2trn? harder times loading..

Two statues unveiled that I know of. Zuma and Ellen. But in the pic Op posted I saw other statues there too. If the Zuma statue cost up to N500m as they said, biko someone should hepp me and multiply it by 5. My calculator is faulty

SpecialAdviser:
Please this post is not meant to condemn any soul so don't quote me wrong


But these ceremonies will never save any soul going to hell. NEVER!!

REPENT AND CARE MORE FOR YOUR SOULS!! JUDGEMENT DAY IS SURE.

I wonder if tying them up in a wrapper and dumping them in a shallow grave will.
RIP to the dead. May her soul find peace in eternity.

Get away! Thats a bloody lie! America has d highest amount of gay! Who is decieving u sef... Their population is two times ours and every knows dis... U better wise up

They might be the highest number of gay people ooh, but I think Op is referring to the number of gay porn being searched and watched online.

peacebirdone:
Broke guys don't read such long passages

they lack the motivation

bignoisemaker:
i know he was speaking on a lighter note though

Hopefully...

One guy, multiple monikers. BabyAirforce coming soon!

Op doesn't need anyone's approval for his attire. That pic is familiar BTW. Was it the pic tagged with something like 'How I look when I'm high'?

From the previous 'Aunty' thread to this one, my findings are as follows:
1. Op entertains sexual fantasies.
2. These fantasies include paedophilia and incest.
3. Op is badly seeking some sort of approval, maybe due to shame or pride or ego.
4. Op lost his moral compass, sees and reads a sign in every action.
5. Op isn't in a relationship.
Suggestions:
1. Op goan get a bae.
2. Forget about sleeping with another man's wife or your niece.
3. Caution your niece of you don't want a scarred woman tomorrow.
4. Stay away from your uncle's wife, you risk a broken home yourself.
Conclusion:
Op, think before you post
Adios

harffie:
Is this really necessary?

Help me and ask

January

Skullcandy. thank me later

IamSINZ:
Stop the one that costs you money. Since most of your previous threads suggests you're broke, you might wanna save some cash.

Fatality.. * if you played Mortal Kombat

EliteBiz:
Dis one pass mikano abeg
U sabi bulldozer? Someone can not even woo dis one in peace.....see beating

Biko try and chest, but before you do contact your family members. tell your mama you love her. then die like a man

The girl looks looks like a popular Hollywood actress whose name I can't recall...

kidman96:
I don't trust people who take too many selfies...

lol why?

Lucifer1419:
what does she really want that I can not give her

An orgasm maybe . Or she's trying to keep it tight, maybe you aren't showing signs of settling down soon, or maybe the excessive sex got her bored. I might be wrong on all 3 counts, what do I know?

nairalandbuzz:
Actually I did not read the post but I think the girl has no right to beat up her boyfriend in public. Maybe they should report the matter to their village elders but if the neighbour refuse to pay his rent they should just kill the landlord and forget about the missing car.

this one weak me

IamSINZ:
Dude is thinking.... "I watched my nigga toast my crush, bang my crush, now he's marrying my crush and I'm asked to be his bestman? God, just end the world already!"

my thoughts exactly!

Earthquake1:
The royce has no plate number.

Yeah no license plate. That's an Audi though..

NgcoboP:
Op you are becoming a pest. Be careful.. So you can live your life in peace.... I remember a bible passage brought to my notice by Gazzuzz... 1 Thessalonian 4:11
Make it your goal to live a quiet life, minding your own business and working with your hands, just as we instructed you before.

English Standard Version
and to aspire to live quietly, and to mind your own affairs, and to work with your hands, as we instructed you,

Berean Study Bible
and to aspire to live quietly, to attend to your own matters, and to work with your own hands, as we instructed you.

Berean Literal Bible
and to strive earnestly to live quietly and to attend to your own matters, and to work with your own hands, just as we commanded you,

New American Standard Bible
and to make it your ambition to lead a quiet life and attend to your own business and work with your hands, just as we commanded you,

King James Bible
And that ye study to be quiet, and to do your own business, and to work with your own hands, as we commanded you;

Holman Christian Standard Bible
to seek to lead a quiet life, to mind your own business, and to work with your own hands, as we commanded you,

International Standard Version
Also, make it your goal to live quietly, to mind your own business, and to work with your own hands, as we instructed you,

NET Bible
to aspire to lead a quiet life, to attend to your own business, and to work with your hands, as we commanded you.

New Heart English Bible
and that you make it your ambition to lead a quiet life, and to do your own business, and to work with your own hands, even as we instructed you;

Aramaic Bible in Plain English
And that you would be diligent, peaceable and occupied with your business, working with your hands just as we commanded you,

GOD'S WORD® Translation
Also, make it your goal to live quietly, do your work, and earn your own living, as we ordered you.

New American Standard 1977
and to make it your ambition to lead a quiet life and attend to your own business and work with your hands, just as we commanded you;

Jubilee Bible 2000
and that ye procure to be quiet and to do your business and to work with your hands, as we commanded you,

King James 2000 Bible
And that you study to be quiet, and to mind your own business, and to work with your own hands, as we commanded you;

American King James Version
And that you study to be quiet, and to do your own business, and to work with your own hands, as we commanded you;

American Standard Version
and that ye study to be quiet, and to do your own business, and to work with your hands, even as we charged you;

Douay-Rheims Bible
And that you use your endeavour to be quiet, and that you do your own business, and work with your own hands, as we commanded you:

Darby Bible Translation
and to seek earnestly to be quiet and mind your own affairs, and work with your [own] hands, even as we charged you,

English Revised Version
and that ye study to be quiet, and to do your own business, and to work with your hands, even as we charged you;

Webster's Bible Translation
And that ye study to be quiet, and to do your own business, and to work with your own hands, as we commanded you;

Weymouth New Testament
and to vie with one another in eagerness for peace, every one minding his own business and working with his hands, as we ordered you to do:

World English Bible
and that you make it your ambition to lead a quiet life, and to do your own business, and to work with your own hands, even as we instructed you;

Young's Literal Translation
and to study to be quiet, and to do your own business, and to work with your own hands, as we did command you,

you just went all out on op. quite the truth in a funny bitter way..

Papiikush:
I will go far away across the Mexican border.

Change my name to Daniel khan and start working as a carpenter. I love my life

This reply made my day!

MrBrownJay1:
if you had any property then you would live in your own home, and certainly NOT under your father's roof (eating his damn food and expecting him to clothe you)...again, if you live at your father's house then let HIM be your next of kin.... or get the fukc out.

okay

MrBrownJay1:
if i am your dad, and you still live under my roof, i will quickly ask you to go live at your next f kin place....since they matter more than me who is feeding/housing you

let's say there was property at stake, I should die before him and he'll inherit them all while I have a brother? How does that even resound in your mind? I'm glad most father's are more enlightened to not reason this backwardly.

ImaIma1:
It is better to use your siblings as NOK instead of your dad. Your dad is technically meant to die before you.

But hating your dad is too much energy. Respect him, live your life and be happy.

Try not to expect too mich when you relate with him since he abuses you mentally. Just take the negative things he says with a pinch of salt.

thank you very much!