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cuz of my magic stick

combat ready

yo momma is so old during her elementary school there was no HISTORY class

funny

Yo momma is so old she was the waitress at the LAST SUPPER

say's who?

election 2011

you piples are mading

kindly post a picture of you

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

SOFTWARE USED:

UGO! Just want to say a BIG THANK YOU. you are so amazing. I paid him a visit today (11-08-2010) since then, my Graphic life has never been the same. This Guy IS LOADED with GRAPHICS MATERIAL. THINK GRAPHIC - THINK UGO.

NIGERIA: Good People, Evil politician

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MALE VS. FEMALE



AT THE ATM MACHINE


A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads: "Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are
requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts.

After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE Procedures have been developed. Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender."


MALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.

4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6, Put window up.
7. Drive off.

*******************************

FEMALE PROCEDURE:
Unfortunately, most of this part is the Truth.!!!!
1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.

7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.

8. Insert card.

9. Re-insert card the right way.

10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.

11. Enter PIN.

12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.

13. Enter amount of cash required.

14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.

15. Retrieve cash and receipt.


16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.

17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.


18. Re-check makeup.

19. Drive forward 2 feet.

20. Reverse back to cash machine.

21. Retrieve card.

22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card
holder, and place card into the slot provided!

23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.

24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.

25. Redial person on cell phone.

26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.

27. Release Parking Brake.

where's my post?

2011: Fashola straght

can be use as wall paper

GOOD! am at Ojuelegba when can i come and copy the tutorial? thanks guy - i will give u a call later today

if you need one reply with your name and state

send ur name(codename) and state

ugo where do you reside? am in lagos and need your tutorials

MALE VS. FEMALE



AT THE ATM MACHINE


A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads: "Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are
requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts.

After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE Procedures have been developed. Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender."


MALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.

4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6, Put window up.
7. Drive off.

*******************************

FEMALE PROCEDURE:
Unfortunately, most of this part is the Truth.!!!!
1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.

7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.

8. Insert card.

9. Re-insert card the right way.

10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.

11. Enter PIN.

12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.

13. Enter amount of cash required.

14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.

15. Retrieve cash and receipt.


16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.

17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.


18. Re-check makeup.

19. Drive forward 2 feet.

20. Reverse back to cash machine.

21. Retrieve card.

22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card
holder, and place card into the slot provided!

23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.

24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.

25. Redial person on cell phone.

26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.

27. Release Parking Brake.





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eat them up

this MUMU should be suspended for mis information. GOAT

what do you think?

i will not go work for three dayz cuz they will kidnap me. i predict 7 - 0 against 9JA lol

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super eagles knw say the no go win , watin come be una own?

am in

if i can design the pix below i believe i can do it.
i have CS3 already
cheers