Lol

Tonto Dike will "post new photos " after this news...perhaps speak in a few tongues!

DaddySLY:

its not about the damn night club n u knowitt...

YES I do

This is why you shouldn't go to a club where every Tom Dick and Harry can enter

Ugoeze2016:
Small boy big things
Money fall on me on jare

Abeg it's not a big thing...it's only 140dollars!

Haba! How is this news You can do this with 140dollars na

No tracker?

NwaAmaikpe:



I don't trust this woman whose breast is cantilevered.


She is either a hermaphrodite, a transvestite, a transgender or a smelly pussied girl (Lindified)

Cantilevered got me rolling on the floor!

Had a press conference with this man yesterday...he had a lot to say. Na wa sha

Jesu...this looks infected! God have mercy

This is not head on collision..this is T-boning.

Glasses be like windscreen though..

Obviously wasn't wearing a seatbelt

Savagery!

Na una sabi

Olodo!

Kai!!! Gullible much? God will have mercy!!

Na so

See as him hug wor wor!!! Looks sickly *spits*!

After catching him cheating in my own house, with my cousin, ON MY BIRTHDAY, his reason was " our relationship is about emotion not sex"!!!

Wonders shall never cease!

If you TRULY speak the truth, you don't need to be afraid of death. Besides you fully understand the implications of investigative journalism.

TheGreatIYANU:


1. TARGETING IS KING

Ensure you have the right keywords panned out before you even open Power Editor or Facebook Ads Manager to start creating an ad. No matter how much you spend, if you target the wrong audience, you will not get the results you seek.

You can get highly targeted Keywords from Google Adwords. Facebook Insights also helps.


2. MORE IS BETTER

If you ever plan to place Ads on Facebook and you desire to see great Conversion rates, budget at least $50. I have a rule of thumb that guides me when placing Ads on Facebook -
Less than $50 – Like Campaigns, Blog Traffic
Above $50 – Product Page, Salesletter, Join Group


3. CREATE YOUR AUDIENCE FIRST

You get to know your Audience better when you create them from Facebook’s Super Software – AUDIENCE INSIGHTS. You need Google Chrome to access this feature which will give you greater insights on your target Audience than Ads Manager ever will.


4. NO TESTING, NO SCALING

Never ever scale your Ad until you have tested it and it has proven itself as a honeypot for your audience. I have seen people start untested Ads with $20! It sends shivers down my spine.

Endeavour to test your Ad-set to ensure it ‘fires’ right, displays right and converts right before scaling it up. For example, if you’re going to run a Page Like Campaign, run a $2 for 24 hours first. If done right, your Ad should record at least 30-40 Likes.

Anything short of this is Failure. Redesign your Ad and Test again or else you’ll be flushing hard earned currency down Zuckerberg’s pocket when you scale that Ad to $20 and above.

There are 3 Parameters/Metrics used in measuring the Success or Failure of any Facebook Ad -

i. CPR (Cost per Result) –The average cost per result from your ads. A CPR of $0.01 per Page like is Optimum. CPR of $0.30 upwards is Failure!

ii. Reach – The number of people who saw your ads at least once. Reach is different from impressions, which may include multiple views of your ads by the same people.

iii. Results – The number of times your ad achieved an outcome, based on the objective you selected.


5. INSTAGRAM? NEVER!

I once ran a $20 Ad on Facebook for 2 Days. Facebook diverted 90% of the Ad to Instagram and the post generated 2,000 likes on the first day and by the second, it was upwards of 5,000 Likes.

Guess how many people bought the Product?
ZERO!

Guess how many Instagram followers I got?
60!

Did I ask Facebook to send my Ad to Instagram?
NO & YES!

If you don’t learn anything from me today, learn this – NEVER EVER allow Facebook divert your Ad to Instagram or their ‘Audience Network’ except you have genuine reasons. If you create an Ad for Facebook and it gets to Instagram, many users will see it and many will like the image but they will not get to your Product Page because Instagram will never re-direct them there.

Except there have been very recent changes in the Facebook-Instagram apposition, you will need special software to get Instagram Pictures to redirect clicks to your product page. (Instagram Advertising is topic for another day). This mistake is one made by some of the biggest Marketing companies and gurus and unknown to them, it is a ‘minor but costly’ mistake!

I once saw a sponsored post on Instagram requesting me to go like a Facebook Page. I shook my head in pity, thinking “Men, I’m never going to leave Instagram to go like your Page on Facebook bro."
"Well done Mr. Zuckerberg!”

How do you avoid this dreadful mistake Facebook wants you to keep making?

- Create your Ads using Ads Manager/Audience Insights

- When you get to the Placements Column, select ‘Edit Placement’. This is very important. Unselect the Instagram and Audience Network options and leave only the Facebook Options. By now they will become default.

Save this setting and continue creating your Ad. You are good to go. (Y)


6. IMAGE

I learnt this very important skill from Nigeria's Best Copywriter - Ronald Nzimora (Sir Ronald) you need to pay attention here. If you are going to create an Ad-set targeting Single Ladies in Nigeria, you can’t go around using the face of an obese white woman smiling sheepishly at the camera. WTH are you thinking?!

Sir Ronald taught me this – if you’re going to advertise to a target audience, ensure your image reflects the Position, Feeling, Mood and Demographic of that audience. If you’re creating an as for unemployed youths in Nigeria, Google ‘Frustrated Black Man’.

Select Images. Search for the most frustrated black man in the grid. Save his pic to your computer. Appropriate for your Ad.
AGAIN, your Ad Image must either showcase your Product or connect with the Position, Feeling, Mood and Demographic of your Audience.

This inherently leads to the next Top Tip –


7. AD-SET STRUCTURE

For optimum performance, your Facebook Ad must contain the following –

- An Attractive Image/Video

- A Compelling Story or Question

- A Clear Call to Action

The latter 2 can come in any order -

* ‘LIKE our Page to get the Latest Tips on Poultry and Fish Farming’

* ‘Want to get the Latest Job and Vacancy News? LIKE our Page now

The Shorter the Better. If people have to click ‘See More’ to view your complete Ad, you have lost 10-20% of your Audience.


8. PURCHASING POWER

Once you hit ‘Publish’ on that Ad you just spent the last 30 minutes crafting, it is your heart’s deepest desire to see your Page Likes, Traffic and Bank alerts roll in. However, this is not often the case and 90% of the time, it is because your Adverts have fallen into the wrong hands.

Sometimes, you have used the best Keywords to target your Audience and you are getting great Impressions and Engagements but the Ad is just not converting. Facebook Pixel informs you that they are landing on your Product Page and some are even clicking the Add to Cart button, but none is checking out.

Sir, this is the problem –

You are targeting the right audience, but most of them cannot pay.

How can you ensure the PAYABILITY of your target audience?

i. Age Targeting – In placing ads on Facebook, use 25 – 65+ in the age column to ensure your audience have purchasing power and also to include those with inflated ages.

ii. Device Targeting – Laptop users are more relaxed or more likely to be situated in a more relaxed environment than mobile users. They are therefore more likely to relax and read your Ad.
DISCLAIMER: This is not to say you should not target mobile users, but again, TEST.

Also, proper Device Targeting will ensure the Ad for your N30,000 Premium Product does not land in the hands of Mallam Abubakar in a danfo with his Tecno T1 on the way to his house in Oworonsoki. iPhone users are more likely to be richer than Android users. An additional Ad-set for strictly iPhone users will not be out of place.
DISCLAIMER: I mean no disrespect to Android users as I am an Android user myself but this is Business – No sentiments.

iii. Timing – ‘Salary don enter’. The first week of the month is usually the best week of the month to tantalize your Audience with your Products and Services.


9. No one ever gets Facebook Ads right, the first time except by exceptional skills in targeting, continuous testing and mentoring.

PS: I am putting together a Manual that would CRUSH all your Facebook Ads frustration and literally turn your life around! It explains with Pictures, how you can use the 'LJS FORMULA' to make N1,000,000 in sales within 30 Days with just 1 Facebook Page, 1 Group and $100.



PSS: If you're interested in getting this Guide, Send me a message or leave your email in the comments and I'll reply with further info. It will cost you but it will be Worth it.

This is awesome!

Daboomb:
Tenants have right, so do House owners.
If you are not a bonafide tenant, you cant enjoy the "rights" of a tenant, under the law.

So, the crux of the matter is for you to establish that he is NOT a Tenant in that premises but rather he is Trespassing on your property.

*get the original tenancy agreement of the tenant he is squatting with, from the Lawyer (I dont trust that your Lawyer one bit!).
*get the real tenant to "communicate with you" in writing that the has vacated the residence. You can send him a chat message asking if he is still interested in the house but you must phrase it in a way that will make him to say NO.
For example, tell him their are some charges that he needs to pay (Security charge, Maintenance charges, e.t.c that amounts to #100K), and you want to know if he should be billed, on the assumption that he is still holding unto the place!

I am sure he will quickly tell you that he is no longer responsible for the place!

Armed with that "exchange of communication", you can just reply him that since he has vacated the place, you will no longer demand such money from him nor establish further communication with him and just wish him well in his new abode.

Now, go back to the "Squatter" and let him know that he is TRESPASSING on your property.
Dont even say he is squatting at all.

Give him two days to disappear (ofc, he wont).
Report a case of "Trespassing on private property" to the Police and charge him to court.
In the meantime, you have the right to recover your property as the law does not protect anyone committing an offence.
Double Lock the place and let him go and bring Police (The same Police that you have reported him to, for Trespassing!)

As for the Mediation Center, simply tell them you dont know him and that you have reported him to the Police for trespassing on your property.
Since he is the one that would be claiming he is your Tenant, the onus is on him to provide evidence of a tenancy contract between YOu and HIM.

Now, (if you want to be nice...l am not) he can be advised to leave the place, with a "written undertaking" in place, in a week or two weeks time (Its not your business if he sleeps under the bridge, he is obviously a trouble maker and such people dont deserve any pity).
Dont agree to more than two weeks, be firm on this because after that length of time, you are going to "dash him" some "Squatter Rights" which you dont want to.

On the contrary, he might prove stubborn:
Charge his Trespass case to court .. while he will charge you to court for violating his "tenancy rights", as a Landlord!
Your Lawyer will insist, at the Mediation Centre, that there is an ongoing "Criminal case" on the matter and as such, it super-ceeds a "Civil case" of Tenancy.
A Criminal case must finish before the civil part/matter can be heard!

So, he gets docked for trespassing..... and You win that case because you did not rent the place to him nor did you have any rent Contract with him.

His defence will be that "he sublet the place" from the previous Tenant.
You will debunk that by saying the previous tenant has vacated the place and you dont know who he is andneither are you a party to subletting, which is unlawful and illegal.
(That "written communication" you established with the bonafide tenant, is your proof)

Apart from the fact that subletting is illegal, you actually dont know him. Finito.
He could be fined or jailed for Trespassing. I dont give a f*ck!

The Civil case will die a natural death, using the same arguments above (ofc, he wont even show face again.)

You see why l said l dont trust that your Lawyer?
he should have laid all these down on the table for you.

Now, can l have my "pay" for this brief, please? l wrote it at 3am!

You deserve 1000k likes for this!

Na wa o

Moyo "AND" her thick thighs, Olamide "AND" his blonde hair...etc. are they DIFFERENT entities?? Who are these moderators for goodness sake?? English is not that hard na!

Wetin be this abeg

gemini35:
i dey laaff oo ,u mean she thought we live with wild animals?

YES o! That was why I indirectly called her an illiterate..

Racism is real!!! Once in an elevator a british woman asked me where I was from, I replied that "I am a Nigerian"...she then asked if we have "wild animals " roaming about and how I manage with that...if there's a special language I use with the wild animals as she intends to visit Africa with her husband"! I was shocked! I first of all abused her VERY WELL in my dialect, then I smiled and said 'my country is a modern society and you should be literate enough to search the Internet about any country you wish to visit!

freemanbubble:
okok
you just come on line to type nonsense. you are not educated at all. i work with uniben and uniben is fedral. am at bursary department. we prepare the payslip of workers. level 3 step 2 salary is 23000 naira. please i just hate you for this comment. did you post this comment out of ignorance or just stupidity. God help your soul

You deserve A HUNDRED LIKES FOR THIS COMMENT!

Speedy recovery. ..but wait o, the surroundings - esp the windows for the picture follow for the hospital? God have mercy!