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Dear future baby mama, bleep less cos i'm allergic to loose punni.

190:

No worry she fresh pass tomato jos.

Lefulefu, no advice .....Policewoman killed my grandpa in bed with bribery style

WTF? Accept gift from toasters, receiving their calls, you be mugu or are you a learner? Send me her number, make i rejoice with you before she delete you comot for her list.

190: quietly depart to my house

U know why - because wise men never kill themselves over punny -

not especially now thats its in abudance

My grandma for you, choose time and venue.

Madam, you seem disconsolate and heartbroken. What you need is a real joystick from your ex to straighten your life and you shall come back here to testify to the goodness and merciful of nairalanders for giving you such a wonderful advice.

MUMU, you sick for head? which kind yeye man you be? 6 months b4 you talk to one girl for skool wey okpo plenty, you need tb joshua for your life. Abeg help sista's in need, make all of una rejoice together.

tirtimy: Ashawo dey everywhere even gay dey fear Dagrin

That line got me rolling on da floor for 3 days.

engr. ezebuiro:
A living dog is better than a dead lion....... olamides ybnl album is as good as ceo if u doubt go get a copy

Pass me the weed bro...Puff puff oyato si doughnut, thats why am so fresh, looking me am so hot. Emi lomono, eyinmi kosi omono, anywhere tin banlo oman pemi ni governor. HOLA HOLA-Grin baba

fubbyy: lol...

This one dey hustle husband

Husband scarce for market my broda.

Damn!!!!! The English language is dead but trust me, i am all you've ever wanted.

chronique: A gal calls you a gold digger? That's one insult that means a lot. Personally,there are things I don't take lightly and this is one of them. I'd tell her thank you and as soon as I end the call,press delete(erase her no from my phone). God help you that you collect one naira from her,the day you guys will quarel,nta and ait will hear the news of how she has been helping you.

You too much broda...@op, are you are too ponderous to delete her number from your phone? contact me for help cos am allergic to balderdash.

Typical Arab looks, nothing special.

Chei !!!!! Omalicha nwa.....I would like to take this opportunity to express my sincere apologies to you and your mom for not attending your dad's funeral because i had to watch El Classico...I love you but i love football more.

oweniwe: Sad . .

Same thing happened at Novena about 2 years ago. Some students celebrating department day went to Abraka 'beach' to caught fun. A 100L student drowned in d waters.

Some people will still not learn from these incidents sha. .

May her soul rest in d bosom of the lord.

WTF IS THIS?

Kayusfity: SERVES HER RIGHT. INSTEAD OF THESE YEYE GIRLS TO CONCENTRATE ON THEIR STUDIES NA SWIMMING AND PHUCKING THEM GO DEY DO. ROT IN HELL

Eres un idiota

Balderdash!!!! Everyday in Moscow/Beirut is like a beauty pageant.