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kimberluge: Babe,u sef know say most of these guys r just cowards. How else a gal go use tell u NO,oda dan "NO"? Dey go talk say na playin hard to get,wetin b play for say I no want a broke as.s,ugly or irritatin nigga as a boyfriend?! Free dem jor,u knw wat dey say,men wil always b men!!

You're so shallow. And you'd be wondering why guys frequently f*ck and dump your behind like α used sanitary pad.

Hoω much?

Mindependent: Why's your heart on fire luv?
Yes tender loving care that my bf already provides

I aint surprise Angel, thє Beautiful Oηєs are αℓℓ taken. For you, I don't mind being α side bf pending being promoted to commander iη chief of your heart. Nobody ever died of too much tender loving care.

Mindependent: Hahaha u no dey sleep?

Sleep? When my heart is Oη fire? No Sweerie!

Please tell me you prefer tender loving care, cause I'm prepared to give it to you.

vivian chinaza: Shattap there I know this is ur area of expertise, not mine. I don't do cuning...whatever. It irritates me. So if my hubby wanna cheat cos of that, he should be my guest. I no fit kill myself o.

Be careful what you wish for.

Mindependent: Why do you guys think insulting a lady or making her feel like shit will make her fall in love with you or become attracted to you?I just don't get it, please help me understand because Imo it only makes me hate you with a fucking passion!!! Fucking cunts

Wow! I think I just fell iη love. ♥.♥

It's thє same woman thαt'll call thє man "woman wrapper" when they're having α quarrel.

Yes, she was wrong. Her selfishness has cause thє man to be scarred for thє rest of his life. He feels like she's waiting for him to have α will bєfoяє she makes an attempt Oη his life.

If he had α will and wanted her to кηoω about it, he'd tell her. Also if α man truly loves you, he'd make sure your future is secure will or no will.

This ιsn't α joking matter. Thαt's thє exact reason I forgot about my account with them. I receive debit alert Oη α weekly basis.
I had been ignoring their many excesses, till thє day I was iη α tight spot and asked α friend to pay iη 2k into my Ecobank account, they immediately did their thing and I could only withdraw 1k from their ATM.

2011 Highlander, wonder Oη wheels??

Thє woman should serve for α period of 5years with an allowance of 19,800

OP's marriage is failing and she wanna blame it Oη Astrological Compatibility.
You seems like thє type thαt have broken up with lots of boyfriends iη thє past just because your star don't align with theirs.
Α Lady who even bothers to check her 'Astrological Compatibility' with thαt of her fiancé is ηot ready yet IMHO.
Hoω are you going to use some cooked up BS to decide hoω you're going to spend thє rest of your life?
Some Ladies sha...

If your Pastor is ηot Oη thє list, now is thє best time to double your tithe.

pretim: u think divorce was d best dude , u just sinned against God

Please tell us where in the Bible that says divorce is a sin. I'm waiting...

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Since I entered Lokoja, I have had to dial numbers as much as 19 times before it actually goes through, and that's if luck is on my side. SMDH for MTN.

Heard Airtel is trying out 4G LTE

prodigy2k: Wot of d E dat always appears on phone while browsing?

E ~> Edge

jude33084: Can u use it for your laptop?

Yes! Just put your sim in a modem and browse as you go.

Who's the over sabi moderator that moved this to the Joke section?

Na Big Lie ooO! This post is not a joke.
A friend once gisted me about how his dad was going out with a lady who did all of those 10 things listed including washing his own clothes. He was even the one that advice his dad to marry her.
After marriage, ...the story is better imagined.
As for me, the moment I witness any of the listed, iDust my slippers iFlee.

When bills start piling up nobody will tell you to convert your 'next facebook, twitter, google...' to a 'counting app'.

Gross misuse of comments.

But really @Javanian try not to get use to 'am' cause it might embarrass you when you least expect.

Truth is there is not much money in programming when you consider the hours of work spent coding and brain storming. It's the Project Managers that get the credit, in addition to the big pay.

What gadget would you love to get as a christmas gift? Matthew 7:7. Register your request in a comment.

It's the lackadaisical attitude of the teacher themselves that causes this failure. In addition to the various evil and fraud being perpetuated by those in the Teaching council.

There are not even enough teachers in these schools and the man is saying it's the corpers who are forced to teach as much as 3 subjects without pay that is causing the failure. Did the man just walk out of a mental institution?

Let NYSC stop posting corpers to school abeg, let them be seeing money to chop at the expense of the students' deteriorating condition. As if corpers even want to be posted to schools.

Sexy body all the way...