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Read about a 24 hour curfew in Kaduna. Hope this aint gonna affect those of us who chose Kaduna as our enlistment centre?

Might be a faulty air flow meter. Had a similar problem but after changing the air flow meter, 'my car started again'.

Dump that Lady man. Then plan towards getting a 6-pack. It's healthier for you in the long run.

The relationship has already ended in her mind, if she's really serious about breaking up with you. Trust me she already have a 6-pack replacement for you. Probably started sleeping with the guy self, maybe that's where the idea of 6-packs came from.

If you wanna know your replacement, ask her to show you a pix of how she wants your 6-packs to look like.

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]You can have that kind of relationship with your mother[/quote]Lol! Might be harsh but it's still the truth. The only relationship you can keep without much spending is with your mum. Why because of the love she has for you.

If you get a Lady that loves you to pieces then you might not even spend at all. Till then...get your bottom out there and go make money.

Nowadays, the street is full of Ladies that don't enjoy sex, they just endure it. Others just downrightly hate sex with passion. Usually due to one reason/experience or another.

There's no way I'm gonna get married to any of the above mentioned categories of Ladies. I want my marriage to last long abeg!!!

Most IT certifications are stuffs you can learn and practice on your own, before writing the international certification exams. You don't seem like one who can learn on your own.

If you want to stay relevant in the IT world, you have to read and research continuously. Personally I see training centres of today as rip off, only necessary if you are a slow learner. Video tutorials might be good for you if reading is a problem.

My advice is that you specialize, while getting a lil bit of knowledge here and there. I'm a software developer, I am also Microsoft Certified, have networking skills, database skills, linux skills, mobile app development etc... But keeping yourself updated in all those skills is too much of work that you might end up not being better in the long run. You learn a skill today, jump to another tomorrow, sooner than later you'd discover your knowledge of the previous is no longer valid.

P.S. There's no "Master of many" in the IT sector.

They pay enough for you not to bother about the salary.

mruc: pls mimzy007 which side in Emene that i will find 305 flying training school

Along the road leading towards the Airport. Look towards the left.

I believe you could get some of those in Apo mechanic village

I can't help but notice the high number of cars breaking down on Abuja roads lately. Never a day goes by without me seeing a broken down vehicle that's parked by the side of the road or even in the middle of the road with the owner looking help-less.

My question is who is to be blamed, Abuja mechanics or the car owners?

P.S. It wouldn't be bad to actually stop just to lend a helping hand if you could to someone in this kind of situation.

[quote author=splasy_duicy]Signs you should watch out for in females...ONE:the fact that she's mawning doesn't mean she likes "it".it could be just to increase your ego.TWO:the fact that she's w__et doesn't mean she wants "it",the body might be willing but the spirit is not,she might hate you after it all.THREE:that she flirts with you doesn't mean she's giving you "the green lights",it might just be an opportunity to mock you.FOUR:if you can't take her to "paradise"there's is a 60 percent chance of your relationship not working,FIVE:most females prefare sweet talks and close feeling to the actual thing.SIX:too much wet k___ss_n could get very disgusting.to be contdd[/quote]You're right about number 5. Lots of females enjoy the sweet talks and close feeling more than the actual thing.

Thanks.

ITbomb: I thought this vehicle was used only in the farm?
Such ugly thing

They don't make this machine pretty. It's Beauty is in its performance.

platinumricky: the irony is that a blind individual is asking me this Q, smh.
Note: Mercedes discontinued the G55 amg, which was replaced by the G63 AMG in their lineup. Below the headlamps, there are horizontal LED strips, which play the role of DRLs (daytime running lights), G55s lack these feature, it was added as an update to the G63s.
look at the pics below... the first Vehicle is a G55, the 2nd is a G63.... compare and contrast these two. Take note of the LEDs on the G63. the white Vehicle above is clearly a G63 AMG.

You're right man.

Also take a look at the position of the side fins and also the front bumper.

2buff: Say you were feeling a guy/girl and the feeling was mutual, and a little bit of homework on the person unearths certain unpleasant knowledge about an instance/instances where the person cheated or treated members of the opposite sex in a shameful manner during their younger years. What would you do?

Would you hope for change and carry on? Would you bring this info up to this person and discuss and ask for their own story? Or would you bounce?

Bounce!

Saves us both of our precious time. I mean there are guys out there that would love her and her cheating ways, so why waste her time?

KINGwax: Srzly, ma fiance has a history with cheating on her bfs! But we've been on for 2yrs now and we've been cool.
Note, for now, am so broke and dt didn't push her to cheat. She's been soO supportive and straight!
It's a matter of self-covinction and everythin is wiped clean! I wldnt be enjoyin her now if she hasn't had her share of bitter end of cheating!
I alwys thank God for her!

She just perfected her skills bro! It's harder to catch her now cause she has learnt from the mistake that lead to her getting caught. She's skillful now bro!

BTW, A Lady can hide her true colours for years as far as she's got her eyes on the price(marriage in this case).

My Advice for you: Date her for two more years before you take her to the alter.

naptu2: The irony is that this has often been one of the criticisms levelled against the military.

In the 1980s they said that the Egyptian Armed Forces are involved in building bridges, etc, while the Nigerian Military sits in the barracks planning coups.

People talked about how the Soviet and Pakistani military are involved in civil works in their countries and the fact that this brings the military closer to the people, because the people can see what they benefit from their armed forces, unlike Nigeria where the armed forces oppress the people.

A few years ago President Jonathan even encouraged the army to bid for civil works contracts.

Yet the military is still criticised when they finally get engaged in these ventures

Building Bridges and Civil Works is not the same as running Commercial Airline 'Business'. Please enlighten me on how this move is gonna solve our greatest problem of insecurity.

If e reach 15. I'd ask her out.

Well...I was able to solve my problem by replacing the standard Java Cryptography Encryption(JCE) class with bouncycastle lightweight API.

I'm actually developing an app that would be compatible with a wide range of mobile phones currently in the market. It should also work on china phones too(as far as it supports java). Will develop for blackberry and android later on.

@Javanian Ofcos J2ME apps works on some blackberry devices, just that not all provide support for java

@Prince Writing from scratch is exactly what I'm trying to avoid. All the same Thanks Man!

@javadoctor I used MIDP 2.0 which is suppose to target a wide range of devices. Doing what you suggest would mean developing hardware specific apps. Not what I'm trying to achieve right now.

If I hit you so hard across your face with the back of my palm could that still be considered as a slap?

I'm currently working on a j2me app. The app encrypts(using DES) and sends username and password to a server which then decrypts and authenticates the supplied credentials. Tested it on a Nokia E63 and it worked well, but failed to work on some other phones that I tested it on like bold 5 and LG C199. I tried debugging and found out that the program fails at the point where it instantiates the class responsible for the encryption.

Does anyone know how I can work around this? Also is there anyway I can write a DES encryption without using the javax.crypto.Cipher class? Thanks in advance.

Number 1;
There is no court in Nigeria that can/will deliver judgement within one month. Also a company would rather appeal than hand over to you N5 mil.

Number 2;
Your sack letter would be typed, signed, stamped and delivered the same hour you called your lawyer to discuss suing the company, not given to you same day along side your suppose N5 million check.

Number 3;
I'd give it to you, you really know how to tell a story.

Number 4;
A lady like that is not going to get a second chance with me.

Was doing some coding this morning, that's when I remembered this thread and decided to include some funny comments from here in my codes.

Here's mine

try{
...
}catch(Exception ignored){} //I'm too tired to catch anything abeg

The few times I felt like sleeping behind the wheels, I usually just jack up the speed from like 120km/hr to about 160km/hr. The increase in speed allows for adrenalin rush, increasing blood flow to the brain. That's enough to keep you awake.

It's never safe to park on a lonely high way.

@OP This one go be one of those case where the ball go hit bar enter goal post

lashontae: ^^
Na! He ain't going nowhere. Got the nukka on lockdown and he don't get done till I'm done!
And I'm not! Lol!

Also know how to draw out an apology from him. Was just being good and waiting for him to do it of his own volition.

Lmaool @ "He ain't going nowhere. Got the nukka on lockdown and he don't get done till I'm done! And I'm not!"
Voodoo thingies!!!

Lol! In other words, your 'waist' would soon be a 'waste'.

Dis Guy: . . .
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Same thing I was wondering

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