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Princess1982: My first husband brought me a Mercedes but thats not why I married him lol.

Ofcos! He had to throw in the lastest iPad before you agreed right?

It's easy for someone who hasn't experienced a thing like this to say just forgive. Stuffs like this are really hard to forget.

Maleeq: Are you trying to get your assignment done for you?

lwkmd

LMAO
OP Are you a learner?
That stuff is for Professional use only. Just that it aint written on the label.
I've personally witnessed what Alomo has done to people. Alomo can OFF you like a switch for hours.
It's for people that wants to be HIGH ~in caps~ not for people who just wanna play around with alcohol, it also cleanses the system. Heard it's good for malaria too.

[quote author=acidosis™]If the woman relied on a sugar daddy for money ..do you think she'll make head-lines today?
The pr1ck is not for money making, atleast when the brain cells are still active.[/quote]Would you have gotten an sms alert if she had? I'm a fan of hardwork tho.

Not a fan of hitting women buh sometimes just the thought that a nigga could dial a number on her face should be enough to calm her soul down. BTW, some Lady's see hitting them as a sign of true love

butterflyy: N it all boils down to ur question, can u come inside ? Hell no!

You killed all 1000 words using man's most hated two letter word 'no' : (

[quote author=Brand_new]Are you a sugar mummy boy?
Lol![/quote]Would gladly lose my primary virginity and sugar mummy virginity to her

What is wrong with some Ladies? You deny your husband sex, yet when he denies your pregnancy you cry foul.

Hope you included codes for your Robocode to bury itself? Cause your ~PrInX~ bot or whatever fancy name you choose to give it stands no chance against mine.

[quote author=Mynd_44]The fact that some policemen are criminals does not mean they all are.

Some mechanics too are criminal, they collide with robbers and point them to when you car will have a fault so as to steal it, disable the security too.

Don't generalize[/quote]Lmao! I didn't mention Policemen. You did the generalization all by yourself. Lol

Marry her first, that's the only way you can truely know the difference. My point is that there are very good Actresses in this world. Keep in mind that love is not enough...

[quote author=Mynd_44]The poloceman and mechanic seems like the best option. The other two are simply criminals[/quote]There are three criminals on that list.

First of all(...introduction), switch off windows update, antivirus update and any other update you're aware of, even browser update.
Furthermore, get a firewall and configure it to deny access to the internet for any application you don't want to be using up your data.
Lastly, get a third party browser like Firefox and install adblock(trust me you don't want all your limited data allowance to be used for downloading ads, plus pages load faster without ads), disable loading of javascript and maybe images.

Just thought I should add a solution using a while loop

public class ConstantValue{
	public static void main(String[] args){
		int k = 1;
		double term = k, e = 0;
		while(term > 1E-04){
			e += term;
			term = 1/compute(k++);
		}
		System.out.println("Constant e = " + e);
	}
	static double compute(int k){
		if(k==1)
			return k;
		return k * compute(k-1);
	}
}

valicious1: Acidtalk's thread is about the most dangerous jobs in Nigeria, some confused fellow here talks about joblessness as the most dangerous job & more confused foooolz are applauding & " liking" the slowpoke. How can joblessness be a job. Nigerians love celebrating thrash.

You're the only slowpoke I see here. You lack understanding, FOH and go pray for it.

webdezzi: Hello seun,
Please can you help save valuable navigation time.
the way i browse here (i believe same applies to others) is
1. load homepage for updates
2. visit my area of interest, webmaster/programming section for updates
3. click my username, then click "View Your posts (2596)" and when on that page, i right click and open each in new tab, then i close each open tab after being addressed.

why not put the link "View Your posts (2596)", next to the username above
so we have


i believe no one uses Trending, recent and new, since trending is on homepage already.

The main reason we visit our previous posts is to see those who quotes us so we can respond to their posts.
it will save time if we have "quoted" or "mention" inplace of Trending, Recent and New
Thanks

Trending isn't the same thing as what's on the front page

Skip brushing your teeth and putting on makeup to work. Make sure to say 'Hiiiii!!!!!!!!!' to him when he's close by.

That place just turned a Tourist Attraction. They should add a lil bit of spice to the story and in no time people would wanna be visiting on a daily basis.

@OP It's clear that you can't wait for him to buy a 'bed'. Since he doesn't have a 'bed', you might as well buy for him or humor him back by telling him you don't like doing it with 'bed'.
PS. bed == very strong & rare brand of Viagra

That's true. I loaded N400 and subscribed for the 1 week plan expecting to have zero Naira remaining but noticed a balance of N100.

A few of the Service Providers I have been fortunate enough to use their internet or data plan includes MTN, Airtel and Etisalat.

From my experience MTN has been quite unreliable, the few times I subscribed for their data plan my data usage ran faster than my browsing speed.

Airtel on the other hand had been manageable up until a couple of days ago my remaining data allowance mysteriously disappeared from my phone, before that I had already noticed a discrepancy between the data balance I got using *123*10# and the one returned using *141*712*0#.

The only Communication Service Provider that hasn't disappointed me yet data-wise is Etisalat. They have the most pocket friendly data plan and their data plan readings has been quite accurate to the best of my knowledge.

Which of 'em has been reliable to you?

I so love Nigerian girls

gbigbega: Another way to have a secure password is to make a long statement your password. Even though it's an English word, as long as its long ( say 24 character). It will take a hacking software years of constant attempt to be able to get any close. An example is "NairalandForumNewPostPage" or "ThisIsHowIGetIntoMyComputer". Trust me no hacker can hack that.

Trust me you don't even need to be a hacker to hack that password.
Why not just save yourself the stress of typing the long password and use 'Abc'?

Les: B4 una begin attack my stupidity, abeg wethn be wi-fi?

Short for Wi-Fi. Think of it as Wireless Network.

ngmart: Respect the traffic light

...even if there's none visible

Hmmmmm......... Are you sure it's for your cuz

Tinyemeka: HP Pavilion g6
Windows Rating 4.7 But my former machine with lower specs had a higher rating. I don't know why.
Intel Core i3-2350M
2.3GHz 640GB HDD 4GB RAM

It's the performance that's being tested not the high spec. Your current system might be using intel graphics which sucks compared with ATI and NVIDIA.

Nebulae: What does a computer's rating imply please?

Ever heard of the saying 'A chain is as weak as it weakest link'?
All features i.e graphic capacity, RAM performance, CPU speed, etc are all tested and the one that scores the lowest is used as the system rating.
Hence the rating is like a measure of a system performance and can be used to a choice between two system you might want to purchase.

I remember I've once edited my rating to 9.9 before just for bragging right, but just so you know the rating is a bit biase.