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SomaliGuy7:
LOL, we both know you guys can't compete with Somalis on beauty and that's why you want to claim us (Somali). If you honestly believe NEGROIDS with big noses and thick lips are good looking than why do your women (Nigerians) hide their natural self by wearing weaving and bleaching and having surgery to fix their nose and lips?

Scientist proves that BLACK NEGROIDS (bantu) are closely related to Apes!!

You Nigerians are monkeys

every race does surgery, even the whites

SomaliGuy7:
True.

We Somalis don't consider ourselves as Black because we are not negroid bantu.

We are cushitic race and we proud of it.

Somalis have rich culture and we are not Slaves like you lot (Blacks).

Somalis are proud Africans but not black.

OK.....what are you doing here? go join or make a Somalia forum and gerarrahia. who cares if you are pink

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jeje123:
Nigeria chack chan

I was about to say dsame thing o, only this one is no film trick. . very sad...but the way somepeople use roads sha, they really think they are Jacky chan, or one of dem fast furious. especially uniform men. I just wish they would be more careful.

misreal:
you cant ignore what caused the break up oh.and why would a man abandon his own child just like dat.be wise my friend,make sure u find out a lot about she and her family before you enter that ship.else what wrecked her previous relationship will surely wreck dis one.

pftt...men do it all the time, lazy men everywhere. It doesn't have to be the woman's fault.

thecrush:
Hehehe

Exactly, thats how i found out he is actuall dsame as runtinz or watever

thecrush:
Its her o...
Went thru d posts and comments...
Some comments became personal

ok....I cant really explain it to you but I have suffered a conversation with dat fellow an I know its not her. that's why I called him weird.

flamingREED:
You wish that I fall?

Just because I'm forthright?

Well!

The devil can avenge all he can,
But my stability is sure.

It's plainly written in Peter's general epistle that,
'...ye shall never fall'

No I don't wish that you fall, I pray you don't. I just know Christians who talk like this, as if they are going to make heaven because they know it all.

flamingREED:
Hahahaha.
Most women are so light-hearted that the wind of vanity tosses them irredeemably!

Lightness in church

No gravity before God

How can they make heaven?

They're not even born again

Only a form of rash godliness without self-restraint.. WITH

Minds not centered on the weightier matters of the law,
They're not ready to go to heaven.
Ask them.

THEY CAN'T EVEN TELL WHAT'S IN MATT. 6:33

They don't ponder on it, even if they can tell

THEY'VE GOT

Pride

Inferiority complex

A LOT OF SEDUCING SPIRIT ASSOCIATES

THEY'RE

Seekers to impress

They're children of Jezebel

They don't care about THE PRESENCE OF any OTHER angel

I know your type of christian, you put yourself too high on a pedestal, so that when you fall its so loud everyone around can hear it.

halfricanadian:
They wud say this bt wen such lady comes disregard her

Please enof of d cautions please u guys still values lady A dan lady B any time abi why is it dat all d reall christain asin tru sister of d lord get side lined by guys cos una dey talk true nice one b tru to ya sef please for once

they will say let ladies dress well covered and decent like Dora but will pass dat one and go for the one dressed like nikki minaj, hehehe.....there is God oo

thecrush:
Am hereee!!
I just hv a feeling the OP is Toke Makinwa.... just like Palmwinetapper was advertising hersef

oh! you've come across that wierdo too....he is obsessed about that girl its not her. he has another monicker to insult her in all the threads he made.

KashyBaby:
Mmmm..somebody is preaching down here...so, what about those religious leaders who molested their members? Those church goers who ought to be saints but wearing skimpy clothes & juz gossip or keep taking selfie inside the church?those men screaming that God is good but after church they juz still doing their old thing which is deceiving ppol?

Isn't that worst than ppol who doesn't believe that God existed?

Juz asking..

no they are not worse it will take less effort to bring them back to see whats right since they already believe but for an atheist it will take a miracle

asalimpo:
you like mumus who have no conviction on issues or intelligence to defend their stands.
Some1, whose thinking has been outsourced to the equally clueless society he lives in?
The bible says you should be as smart as serpents and study to show yourself approved. It also says "Think..". Christianity is not a religion for dimwits , people who'll get pregnant for a pastor just because he's a man of God.

uhm....not mumus jst not oversabis who would argue about everything in the bible, like whether the six days of creation is an actual six days as if dat has anything to do with their salvation and other philosopher type of argument.

Reyginus:
I think he wanted to teach us that we can still mingle with those we think are filth to make them better? What do you think?

pls go and read that place in the bible well, God explained y He wanted him to marry a harlot. its not to teach you dis one you have learnt.

I can't marry an atheist and not even because of my religion, but their oversabi too much. even an oversabi christian man i wont marry, he too has a high tendency of becoming an atheist.

kullozone:
Lol
That is one of the reasons why I pray fervently.. I like women I go repent today sha.

yay !!! happy to hear.

this secrete thing, people take it too far and hurt themselves. I read a post by a man(a hopeless romantic) complaining that he just learnt about his wife's past and how she was deflowered, now he cant sleep because she gave her self away too cheaply and the guy was a jackass he knew years back. I just wonder why people don't understand that it is not everything you need to know about. Now he is having problems with his marriage of over a year and his wife doesn't even know it yet. stay away from unnecessary questions please and save your spouse from themselves by nicely not telling them when they ask questions they don't need answers to.

kullozone:
I'm a womanizer but I never go to the front to dance, I always hide my offering, I've never paid a girl's offering, I close my eyes and pray like a prayer warrior, I don't quarrel with ushers, I just explain why I need to sit at the back(because of the fan), sometimes I wear same clothes to church.

Well, I do the rest though...

Ah finally!! I started to wonder who com be d womanizers since everyone is like when I was a womanizer. Anyway brother as part of my Sunday evangelism, the kingdom of God is at hand oo, pls repent.

41lady:
Why not, to balance the equation, he will. Is good he arrived @ equilibrium.
For me I will encourage my children to balance their marriage stature, anyone who is tall should marry short lady, any short should marry tall someon, equation balance because there are functions done by short, tall, skinny person e.g. when U forget key inside d house, the skinny person can go through the window. If something is high or need to clearn the aircon., fan, the roof e.t.c. d tall one will do that.

funny.....but you said "he will" and you said "I will encourage my children" how about you yourself.

I love seeing couples that grew old 2geda.....but those ones giving middle fingers and d ones skating are on their own oo.

[quote author=ifenes post=43521611][/quote]who takes chris rock's statement serious a comedian for dat matter

losak9111:
How to toast a lady now, joking!

exactly.

lonelydora:
Same here. I will start taking pastors serious when they start preaching from the book of "Songs of Solomon" and Deuteronomy 14: 22-29 (the passage where they told us other options of spending tithe).

ok I understand d book of deut. cos even i have a problem with the idea dat i have to pay my tithe in church wen i know people who i can help with it, and pastors especially in this country don't help the poor and needy. but wat do you want a pastor to teach you in "church" on "Sunday" from d songs of solomon

hrhobi1:
After Onan's brother Er dies, his father Judah told him to fulfill his duty to his brother by entering into a levirate marriage with his brother's widow Tamar to give her offspring.

Religion professor Tikva Frymer-Kensky has pointed out the economic repercussions of a levirate marriage: any son born to Tamar would be deemed the heir of the deceased Er, and able to claim the firstborn's double share of inheritance. However, if Er were childless, Onan would have inherited as the oldest
surviving son.[3]

When Onan had sex with Tamar, he withdrew before climax[4] and "spilled his seed [or semen] on the ground", since any child born would not legally be considered his heir.[5] The next statement in the bible says that Onan did evil and that God slew him.[6]

Now, if Onan had rejected the idea of sleeping with his brothers wife initially, I think God wouldn't have been angry at him. But he rather enjoyed the sex and ejaculated on the floor to avoid her getting pregnant. His motive was to enjoy the sex and still remain the surviving Son of their father and thereby inheriting everything for himself.

So he tried to play smart, and got slewed by God. Also remember this happened in the first testament, the book of Genesis to be precise.

Peace be unto you.

HRH OBI 1.

Thank you for explaining oo, assuming he even actually wants to know and not just trying to start an argument

losak9111:
I think they must tell us everything in Bible

no need, since you will find it yourself anyway

Jonathan2787:
no her behavior is silly am human and no one deserves such treatment

issorait

skywalker240:
noting will keep a woman if she wants to cheat.

yea; but if she doesn't want to, something can make her. unless there is this strong will and honest fear of God.

seggzz:
I can marry short girls but not dwarf. Some other tall guys can marry them. One man poison is another man food. So don't just conclude tall people cannot marry them.

issorait,
@least you agreed not dwarfs

Jonathan2787:
Everyone is saying make her your friend first and it makes me wonder how you will make a random stranger your friend, lemme narrate a story about this a girl i met in a cyber cafe fair complexion, moderate height but am taller than her, eloquent and fluent, educated, hairy, chatty and a welcoming personality she was all over me because of how vast my knowledge of phones and computer is and her intrest increased when she finds out i am a computer science student waiting for direct entry and she told me shes traveling but she resides in my area and wont be back for awhile so i said theres little chance am gonna meet this girl again lemme just make a move, then i started spilling thrash using romantic lines and she gave mw her number before she left, i went home happy and imagining things i almost got hit by a motorcycle, we chatted on wasap easily until i ask we meet she didn't reply for awhile before later telling me she cant meet for a reason i don't know, she started replying in monosyllables afterwards, gradually she stopped replying after blankly telling me i waste her time, so as far as am concerned dont waste your time on any girl just tell her how you feel and have it in your mind that theres only three answers NO= MOVE ON, YES=LOVE BEGINS, I'LL THINK ABOUT IT =MY BROTHER MOVE TO THE NEXT THING, because i regretted wasting three good werks on this silly girl.

Ah! thank God she did not accept you, you wanted to date a silly girl

seggzz:
This should be in romance section, I guess.

Congratulations to the newest couple in town. Don't be surprised they could give birth to Giants. But their dwarf child may just be 2ft or 3ft tall.


Advice on marriage, dwarf or short people marry tall or moderately tall partners. Marriage is not just about love. You need to consider your upcoming child(ren).

good advice.

but which tall person want marry dwarf you go gree

Na im make d food? wear am cloth? abi na just to put d bottle for im mouth

Flexherbal:
What is it that makes one a celebrity?

when you have fine face or shape and can wear really nice clothes.

When I joined nairaland, I thought I'll just post comments to air my views, but this I have to talk about.

Before I joined this forum I was in one other forum for a certain group of people from all countries, and there the people are always so nice and extremely sensitive, even the guys. But when I joined nairaland I found myself laughing every time, because this is what I was used to, the kind of people I know

The Lovers : These group of people have genuine love for others, even those they don't know directly and they are quick to help when they can.

The Haters: These are the ones that always find fault and complain against what others post, they would even blame a victim for being victimized.

The Interesting: These are the people whose post you are quick to read, and in real life you always want to be around them.

The Annoying : These ones just talk before they think.

The Bashers: It doesn't matter what you say or do, they find a way to bring you down, even though sometimes they don't mean to.

The Error detectors/Grammar correctors: These ones are quick to point out your mistakes without making any comment to what you did right. Sometimes they are not even better than the poster.

The Weirdos: Now these set I thought were only in Hollywood movies, but I have come across them here on NL. Came across the weirdest 2days ago and realised he had 2monickers, one to make a thread about a certain girl he's obsessed with and another to insult and condemn her in every thread he made

The Funny : This ones always crack you up, sometimes with off topic posts. like those "endtimers"

The Romantic: I don't know if I should really say romantic because sometimes the kind of post they make is....(alot of words come to mind)

And there is this group, I don't know what to call them . Always making rude statement about people from other tribe, political parties, gender or religion. If this was physical, they could start a war.

IMO....all this group of people in their percentage on NL is the same way we have them in the country, hence the same level of love, romance, hate and war.