₦airaland Forum

Ifebazz:
Why should they be granted even maternity leave? I thought they are fighting for 'gender equality'? After all men don't get non of these let everyone be equal nau.

northpole1:
As a matter of fact, i am not a misogynist.. more guys were in support of alerting the dude being cheated on than the ladies, which made me disappointed in this case.
I have been burned multiple times by women, so i know better now. most of u have double standards.

martyns303:
I don't know if he has plans of marrying her, but I know that if he were in a position of wanting to get married it will definitely be her, talking based on how deep they are with each other. What I don't seem to understand is that, when she is with my guy she is the most adorable person anyone can ask for, she's like this super decent and loving person. I wish I know how best to describe how decent she appears, we his friends respect her a lot, based on how this my guy carries her. Only for me to find out some really heart wrecking details of her, I don't even want to start saying all the stuffs he said, it would be immature.

northpole1:
I wont forgive a close friend of mine if he withholds information as sensitive as this from me.. the Op owes his frienf d a moral duty to disclose this information. any dude who trusts women does so at his own peril.Its Bros before hoes.
It seems a good percentage of the girls here are fans of the "mind ur business' movement. this calls their personal lives into question: are you folks birds of a feather? its obvious a good number of the ladies here are cheating in their present relationships

Kachisbarbie:
gbam @ Mr P. I was struggling hard to remember the exact store they do that shiii in.
Isn't it stressful? I find it so difficult testing clothes I've paid for, come be the one wey I never pay. I am so lazy like that...

naughtynaughty:
Hello all,
I was jxt wondering.. How do single ladies get hooked up in Nigeria?
When I say get hooked up I mean in a crios relatnshp, not those ones dt d guy is jxt there to eat some bo.oty..I mean a crios one dt leads to serious relationship nd finally, marriage? Those ones our parents practised in d 60's. Criosly how??


I mean, u think yhr fine, hot, nd well mannerd, got gud brains, can keep conversations on bt its hard fr u finding mr right. Whr r all d mr rights in Nigeria? Abi they r all taken ni? Whr r d good guys


Wen I was in 100lvl I alws picture 500lvl as dat level whr evritin in jxt perfect, u knw..like u nd ur fiancee driving around in his ride nd doin 5 nd 6 evriwhr. Maybe by den ure alrdy engaged wit one fine ring.

Am der nau nd Mr right is stil nt here..nawa ooo.
Whr r all the Mr right guys nah.. Oga o!
My prince charming, whr @tho?

Jxt thinkin out Loud


Cc seun lalasticlala pls help fish those mr rights out

NgwaManNaija4LF:
Flavour is greater than tuface.

knightsTempler:

Zceesneh:
not anybody is just u, u need to see your doctor

Zceesneh:
how does your silly conclusion pay my bills? Is your business not mine, not all ladies think the way u do, if u are pained, hug a transformer, after all we won't live forever

Fabulocity:
For the last time, I didn't generalise, you did not read the post completely before you jumped to attack Pls read the disclaimer.
And it's only the guilty ones that would be quick to tear me apart.
Man! I must have hit lots of nerves though.

Fabulocity:
For the last time, I didn't generalise, you did not read the post completely before you jumped to attack Pls read the disclaimer.
And it's only the guilty ones that would be quick to tear me apart.
Man! I must have hit lots of nerves though.

Zceesneh:
u were complaining that we are broke, u begged for money before concluding that we are broke

Fabulocity:
Disclaimer: This thread is not to insult anyone, it's just based in the few observations I've made and it doesn't also apply to every Nigerian guy. So take a moment to read before you release your venom(if this write up refers to you).

1) He is broke: The average Nigerian guy is Broke! Yes. It's either he has no job or he has a ridiculously low paying job. As a result of this, when their girlfriends make demands on them, they come on Nairaland to pour their anger and frustration over their inability to meet these demands. They tag them as hungry, money loving, gold digging sluts. And one way to know the jobless ones is that they spend a lot of time online on various social websites and it leaves one wondering when they actually work. The answer simply is, they have no jobs!

2) He is most probably a fůck boy : Most Nigerian dudes are fůck boys. You just meet a guy and you've barely talked for two days and he's already asking for nudes, like, Wth?? Or he's already trying to initiate a sex chat. That's how one of my friends got introduced to a guy online by a mutual friend. They had barely talked for a week and the goat was already asking her for X-rated Skype video Calls! Hian! You see them on social media, sending PMs,sliding into DMs, inboxing on Facebook to different girls hoping to get lucky with one of them. And from a lot of stories I've heard on NL, they want nothing but sex once they meet a hot girl. They strategise and plan all sorts of ways of luring a girl in to their homes on order to have their way with her. Guys, please stop this fůck boy behaviour of yours, don't try to get into a ladies panties without first trying to get into her heart.

3) He is polygamous in nature : "All Nigerian men Cheat! " This was implied proudly by one body builder who impregnated his ex girlfriend whilst still married to his celebrity wife. I can't count the number of times I've come across that statement both online and offline. I don't know if nigerian guys should be given a pat on the back for admitting their 'weakness' and saving lots of girls from heartache and high blood pressure from wondering if their boyfriends are faithful or not as they would already know there's another chick somewhere, or if they should be shot in the head for admitting such foolishness. And it amazes me that they always admit this with a tinge of pride. Well, it's up to you. It seems the spirit of our polygamous forefathers have not left the Nigerian men as they cannot cope with having just one woman in their life. Smh

4) Thinks he is God's gift to women : He thinks you're lucky to have him as there are several other girls that would kill to be in your place , therefore you should be grateful to God almighty for making you find such rare treasure like him . He thinks he is the black adonis fallen from heaven. He thinks you are highly fortunate to have someone like him and most of this time, they ain't worth shįt Girls, please find someone who would appreciate you, not someone that would depreciate your value

5) Poor Personal hygiene: Nigerian guys Stink! I don't know if they think it's manly to walk around looking unkempt and smelling nasty but please, that's an archaic way of thinking as we're in the 21st century. Nothing turns most ladies on more than a well groomed, nice smelling man. Most nigerian dudes have terrible body odour and bad breath. Please please and please deodorant or body spray is not that expensive. For those of you who actually take your bath, you should also think of deodorising as you tend to sweat a lot and bathing will not be enough to mask unwanted odours. You don't have to use expensive perfumes to smell good, no one is asking you to be a metrosexual, just practise simple hygiene and you're good to go. And please, it's not a crime to change your boxers and socks everyday instead of repeating them and creating horrific odours

6) Would most definitely cheat on you: Do I really need to talk about This? Number 3 has explained this.

7) Super inflated ego : All men tend to be egotistical, there's nothing wrong with that but when you have a super inflated ego, there's a problem. Yes, these group of men feel that we ladies should worship the ground they walk on and if that they leave us, that would be the end of our lives. They are very proud, arrogant and they tend to look down on ladies. They would never call you first, they believe you should be the one scrambling for their attention, you dare not argue or disagree with them If not your own had finished. In fact, it remains for you to start calling them 'sir'.

A big, fat liar: How do you know when a Nigerian guy is Lying? The answer is, when his lips are moving! Even the devil is flabbergasted at the way these men lie. They lie about everything and most especially when they are cheating on you. They can also deny for Africa, even when they are caught red handed. You see some very steamy and compromising text messages he sent to another girl and they swear to you it's their sister. Ndi okwu asi

9) Take you for granted: They tend to take their women for granted. They feel the average nigerian woman is a desperate gold digger looking for a man to ensnare into marriage. They don't know that you should be loved, respected, appreciated, treated like a queen that you are.. Instead, they disrespect, violate, abuse and demean their women. It's a pity indeed.

10) Very immature : Finally, they could be so immature! I always shake my head in disgust when I see grown ass men behaving like babies. What would make a grown ass man who has gone through formal education and the four walls of a university do immature things like releasing the nudes of an ex (again, fůck boy syndrome), beat up a woman, ask his babe to return everything he got her while they were dating after they break up. Like Seriously?? Just because they might have a penis and they grow beards doesn't mean they are mature individuals. They are just kids in adult clothing.

In conclusion, I did not do this to offend anyone oh, just for you guys to get a taste of your own medicine when you open your numerous female bashing threads and rain all sorts of profanities on nigerian girls. no one is perfect, even we ladies have our own imperfections.
Note: feel free to insult the Op, get offended, spew profanities,have hypertension because of this post. You're all welcome

CuteSheriff:
Bro.....You really nail it. 1million likes 4 u

UnimkeAk:
Dude getting a car will increase your chances with the ladies by over a 1000 times

A naija babe will see u drive just Once ; but she will always be asking you if you driving whenever you call her.

Epatty:
My parents have always wanted us to marry our tribe and not like we are in our state that I can say to get them will be possible. I have met with several men but didn't go into a relationship with them because they are not my tribe. The ones that are my tribe are so annoying and wayward. Now, there is this guy I have known for 4yrs as a friend, he have been so good to me but a barber and also in his final year, he is my tribe but I have not paid attention to him all this while upon he loves me. Am now in love with him but he's a barber and am scared if loving him and going into a relationship with him is a nice idea or should I still wait a little more?

PushPlay:
Don't be too much in a hurry ma!

I will soon get to the part where you ladies fall helplessly in love.

Ifakiland:
nigger in ur mind u a player rite? getting a gal to sleep with u is easy...d real work is getting one to love u wholeheartedly. when u av tips for dat one let us know.

halfricanadian:
even ladies have been hurt pratically everyone has been hurt at one point d act to move pass all dat be a MAN stick to a lady nd live life

If op can channel such intellect of studyin women he wud get a better good lady dan random numerous ladies i wish him all d best sum ladies myt b clean hiv wise bt spiritually dem carry pass anytin b careful

Diddyydiva:
. Let's hear word jare

Women are evil !! Really? They are devil itself?


Pls do me a favor pack all the women in your life . I mean Mother, Wife, Daughters, friends, Nieces and so on. Burn them all so we can have lesser 'devils' in our society.

RadicallyBlunt:
If you want a man to fall, just use a woman. If you want a woman to fall, just use a woman. If u want a community to fall, just use a woman. If u want a nation to fall, just use a woman.

Even the devil in garden Eden knew if he wanted the world to be destroyed by sin and condemned for destruction, he had to use a woman. As if it wasn't enough, when he wanted to lay the foundation of the xtain-muslim religious crisis, he had to use a woman (sarah n haggah).

The funny thing is that women don't see their true person until they find themselves in the victim position. They keep saying not all women are same..well I believe those who aren't evil among them must have had ppl who endured their ill deeds which they themselves weren't conscious about.

repogirl:
Seriously, I thought my way was the normal way Clasping in front and then rotating.

It's way easier than clasping at the back, I've never been able to figure how to get it right that way.