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olorunthobby:
not yet admitted.. but I was shocked when I saw your percentage to 75percent and 272 ur jamb score. lasu is so unfair with this yr admission

xangerar:
What sort of credential is this?

"...current side chick of rapper T.I and ex girlfriend of Drake..."

Such a CV.

raker300:
Mine

pyyxxaro:
Interesting

This ur lip ehn , u go sabi chop Nkwobi oh

The way I de see this lip sooo



The second pic , u were obviously coming in to eat nkwobi again




HML bruv

sunnyboi:
You're the Lamb of Davido

tahoe:
55 million, no leather seats

osagiejk18:
Drop your email address and I will forward it to your mailbox.

I would have drop it here but I don't want to get banned.

I'm not selling eBook or anything to you as all info is completely free.

Check your spam box in case you don't see the mail in your inbox

Tolexander:
The "Olorun mi" posted by AY was just an exclamation on seeing the fleet of cars.

He wasn't calling Dino Melaye, his God!

IgedeBushBoy:
My own plenty oo, lol

Masturbation

Alcoholism, esp these small small plastic bottles

Falling like mumu when gehs smile at me

Trekking a distance of N50 bike

Eating the last seed of rice on the plate

Hatred of washing (clothes or plates)

Cutting my nails with my teeth

Watching Shesi game

Watching gehs nyash after passing them

Nairabet

Fuc*ing without cd

Pressing maclean from the centre

Eating in a hurry

Watching porn

Prick getting up when I see a bad ass

Op I don tire

AkachukwuD:
Davido frog

MichaelSokoto:
so make we fry fart?

lanre316:
Can your trekking take you to heaven?

lanre316:
Can your trekking take you to heaven?

Jadoskii:
I had bin eying wan girl attending a church not too far from ma place...I'd neva spoken to her b4 tho since she only comes to that area for fellowship.I had neva bin to the church buh wen ma dude told me she was an usher there,I packaged myself into dah church ....on that wed na,I sat behind a woman and her unfortunate son..while the pastor was preaching, the boy was turning his head every second looking at me like I'm el Diablo,akuma, mephistopheles...I started making faces at the lil boy jus to scare him;stuck out my tongue nd kept squeezing my face nd rolling my eyeball at him.I was aving fun,grinning mischieviously to maself ...the lil vermin started crying all of a sudden.all this while I neva knew my crush was jus observing..she came to me right there nd said 'bros ure older than all this,behave maturely,agbaya' nd she added a long venomous hiss.....I jus stand up dey go ma papa ouse ,I no even carry bible go the church...was in sec skul den

Harbeyg09:
Dick is not enough for you anymore abi

safarigirl:
your picture is not up and you think you have right to call someone ugly. You're probably so horrible looking even NL sever rejects your picture upload.

You hate girls that do make-up, na jealousy dey worry you, your make-up kit fit no pass Tony Montana powder and Vaseline, so, why you no go dey hate people wey fit afford Mac and Zaron?

Put your picture up first, then you can run your mouth on the looks of other people. Easy to talk trash when your face is hidden

hopefulLandlord:
please, upload a pic of the image you used for the background, I'd like to make it mine too

theNOISEmaker:
madridista!

proudlyYoruba:
shebi this phone na gionee