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Technology MarketRe: Man Gets Stuck In An ATM In US, Slips ‘Help Me’ Notes Through Receipt Slot by Xerox01(m): 4:45pm On Jul 14, 2017
dessz:
go back and read it again but carry ur sense with u dis time angry
SAVAGE!!!!
CelebritiesRe: Davido's 2nd Baby Mama Shows Off Her Post- Baby Body In Bikini by Xerox01(m): 7:54pm On Jul 12, 2017
emmyquan:
too much of MORTAL KOMBAT is something else..hmm
lol...someone cannot watch film in peace again ni??
CelebritiesRe: Davido's 2nd Baby Mama Shows Off Her Post- Baby Body In Bikini by Xerox01(m): 3:27pm On Jul 12, 2017
sixtus3606:
Perhaps, a pig sperm is responsible for your existence \-:
Flawless victory
CelebritiesRe: Davido's 2nd Baby Mama Shows Off Her Post- Baby Body In Bikini by Xerox01(m): 3:27pm On Jul 12, 2017
sixtus3606:
Perhaps, a pig sperm is responsible for your existence \-:
Flawless victory
CelebritiesRe: Davido's 2nd Baby Mama Shows Off Her Post- Baby Body In Bikini by Xerox01(m): 3:26pm On Jul 12, 2017
Sarah20A:
cheesy winkcome who you help undecided
Fatality!!!
PoliticsAisha Buhari Visits President Buhari In London by Xerox01(op): 4:57pm On Jul 11, 2017
New Photos of Aisha & Buhari in London Emerges..Here are Alleged Latest Details on the President's Health Status
Alleged new photos of President Muhammadu Buhari and his wife, Aisha, where they were pictured in London where they were pictured in London has emerged online.
It was reported last week that Aisha Muhammadu Buhari, the wife of the President, arrived London on Wednesday morning to see her husband, President Muhammadu Buhari who has been in the British capital for over 60 days on extended medical vacation.
Wife of the President, Mrs. Aisha Buhari, had left Addis Ababa in Ethiopia on Tuesday night where she attended the meeting of Organization of African First Ladies against HIV/AIDS (OAFLA).
Meanwhile, some photos emerged online some hours ago, alleging that Aisha Buhari later met her husband and that he is recovering fast and may return to the country soon.
However it seems that the photos circulating on social media might be old images of the president and his wife.
"These photos were circulated today for propaganda purposes making it seem @aishambuhari met with Buhari. Photos taken pre-2015," SaharaReporters wrote on the photos.
The publication also alleged that Aisha is not even staying with her husband at Abuja house in London where the president is recuperating, adding that she stays in a rented apartment and visits Buhari when allowed.
See Tweets posted online by SR on the latest d

RomanceRe: Ruggedman Busted Following And Liking A Local Porn Star's Photos On Instagram by Xerox01(m): 8:54am On Jul 11, 2017
grin monitoring spirit (descendant of aunty kemi) sha de chuk mouth for everything
RomanceRe: My Boyfriend Said His Father Like To Fvck Me! I'm Confused. by Xerox01(m): 5:35pm On Jul 08, 2017
papadee93:
All this grammar for your generations? If you are not a prostitute your supposed bf will not make that kind of proposition to you and if you are not miserable you will not go around creating dumb threads and insulting yourself anyhow (cos anyone you insult here it's yourself you are insulting)

Is your vagina still itching you....... It could be as a result of your whorish Sex life and dirty hygiene...... You need to get tested and clean up



BTW I come from a VERY respected family and I'm doing well for myself too...... Who's your daddy and what do you do aside go on your knees and suck dlcks?
Bro you too much, please take a dab jare
RomanceRe: My Boyfriend Said His Father Like To Fvck Me! I'm Confused. by Xerox01(m): 5:32pm On Jul 08, 2017
Sometimes I wonder if some people think atall
CelebritiesRe: Adewale Adeleke's Comment On Wizkid's Video Got Him Slammed By Fans by Xerox01(m): 9:50am On Jul 05, 2017
IgboticGirl:
i wanted to give a fucck but i didn't see any to buy





undecided undecided
I'm selling in my shop here at oke aje
EducationRe: JAMB 2017/2018 Direct Entry Admission Form Out - How To Apply by Xerox01(m): 12:34pm On Jul 04, 2017
Iamkelvinobiora:
Ok
You must be a wicked person, just because of "ok"... my brother whyhuh
RomanceRe: What Are The Craziest Things You've Ever Done For Love? by Xerox01(m): 3:05pm On Jul 01, 2017
ikp120:
Back then in school, I gave the hoe 30 Naira to buy indomie after handling her. grin grin
Guy no kill me na
Music/RadioRe: I Need A List Of Reputable Musicians You Can Easily Play Where Kids Are!! by Xerox01(m): 12:56pm On Jul 01, 2017
praxisnetworks:
Please help me with a list of reputable musicians whose lyrics educate as well as entertain... And safe for kids to listen to. Thanks.


Not 30 billion... Google Dbanj... Or nack apako...
Brymo,that guy is always passing a message in all his songs
Music/RadioRe: I Need A List Of Reputable Musicians You Can Easily Play Where Kids Are!! by Xerox01(m): 12:55pm On Jul 01, 2017
Claroo:
Asa Darey Timi Dakolo
Brymo,my best musician.
EducationDid You Know? by Xerox01(op): 5:18pm On Jun 28, 2017
1. Red, Yellow and Orange colours stimulate
hunger. And this is the reason most of the fast food restaurants feature these colours.
2. Did you know that you cannot talk and inhale or vice versa. When you speak, you will not be able to
inhale. Give it a try?
3. Did you know, you cannot fold a paper (it may be
any size, any length or width) more than seven
times. Try it!
4. Did you know butterflies have two eyes, which contain thousand lenses! Surprisingly, they can see only red, yellow and green colours!
5. Like fingerprints, everyone’s tongue print is different.
6. Butterflies taste with their feet.
7. A snail can sleep for three years.
8. “Go,” is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
9. You cannot snore and dream at the same time.
10. Cockroaches can live for several weeks with their heads cut off, because their brains are located
inside their body. They would eventually die from being unable to eat.
11. During your lifetime, you will produce enough saliva to fill two swimming pools.
12. You are 1% shorter in the evening than in the morning.
13. Birds don’t urinate.
14. Male dogs lift their legs when they are urinating for a reason. They are trying to leave their mark higher so that it gives off the message that they are tall and intimidating..
15. You can’t kill yourself by holding your breath.
16. If you started with R0.01 and doubled your money every day, it would take 27 days to become
a millionaire.
17. A person can live without food for about a month, but only about a week without water. If the amount of water in your body is reduced by just 1%, you’ll feel thirsty. If it’s reduced by 10%, you’ll die.
18. It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
19. Months that begin on a Sunday will always have a “Friday the 13th.”
20. The founders of Google were willing to sell Google for $1 million to Excite in 1999, but Excite
turned them down. Google is now worth $527
Billion.
CrimeEvans:my Mum Got Me Released From Police Costody by Xerox01(op): 1:55pm On Jun 28, 2017
2006 Bank Robbery: How My Mum Got Me Released From Police Custody — Evans, (Pix Shows Bullet Wound Sustained During Shootout)
June 28, 2017
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Billionaire kidnapper, Chukwumeme Onwuamadike aka Evans, has again recanted his previous story that the bullet wound on his shoulder was from a drug war in South Africa.
The suspect, according to New Telegraph reports, withdrew his earlier narrative after investigators presented him with allegations made against him by a retired police officer in a national daily.
Evans told his interrogators that he got the wound from a gang member during a disagreement in the sharing formula of the heist from a bank raid in 2006.
The suspect also admitted he was arrested by the police after the shootout among his robbery gang members.
He added that his mother, with the help of a policewoman, got him released from police custody 11 years ago.
The retired officer was once the former officer in charge of the Special Anti-Robbery Squad (SARS), Ikeja, Lagos State Police Command.
According the policeman, in 2006, Evans was arrested for bank robbery, but his release was later facilitated by a female superintendent of police.
Asked why he didn’t prosecute Evans back then, the officer retorted that there was a female Superintendent of Police (SP), identified simply as Tina, at the Band Section of the Police College, Lagos, who insisted that the police should drop the case and that Evans was her brother.
“But when she was unable to achieve her aim, she travelled to Imo State. Not long after, we got a message from the Imo State Police Command that they had been searching for Evans and asked us to transfer the case to them so they could continue from where we stopped. Since that time, we did not hear anything. We heard he was later released there,” he was quoted as saying.
The police officer explained that in 2006, robbers attacked a commercial bank in Lagos and went to Iganmu, to share the money.
One of those later arrested was Evans. He was shot by one of his gang members. He was arrested because he couldn’t run. He had lost so much blood.
The senior officer said that back then, Evans was known as Chukwudi.
According to the retiree, there was also a time that Evans’ gang robbed three banks at Alaba International Market in 2005.
He urged the leader of the investigators, Assistant Commissioner of Police, Abba Kyari, not to rush Evans’ investigation.
According to him, Evans has links in South Africa, Ghana and other places.
“Bank robbery and hijacking of bullion vans are easy for him and his gang members,” he was quoted as saying.
He alleged that Evans had a penchant for shooting and killing any member he suspected.
One of the police investigators, who interviewed Evans following the newspaper’s report, said: “The bullet wounds are from disagreement over sharing of loot after bank robbery in Lagos in 2006. Evans and his gang members shot one another. Many gang members died, while Evans survived with bullet wounds. Evans has confessed to the bank robbery, shooting and bullet wounds.
“Evans had been lying about how he got that bullet wound for long. But when we showed the newspaper report, he caved in and confessed that the report was true. He said they robbed banks and started shooting one another over sharing of the money. He said that it was his mother, working through the policewoman, who got him out of police custody.

RomanceRe: This Is The Mentality Every Broke Guy Should Have!!! by Xerox01(m): 1:47pm On Jun 28, 2017
gabazin080:
i didnt read that long epistle. but what i know is that broke guys shouldnt date.

make money first and see girls running after u
Then you need to read it
Car TalkRe: Aston Martin Is Building Its First All-electric Car by Xerox01(m): 8:30am On Jun 28, 2017
Rexnegro:
nice car, soon crude oil will soon Be useless for automobiles
And that spells doom for a country like Nigeria that depends mainly on crude oil as a means of foreign exchange
EducationRe: Adedipe Oluwatosin Wins Young Nigerian Scientist Of The Year & N1M Yearly Grant by Xerox01(m): 11:38am On Jun 22, 2017
Loop1:
Look at yew. Albert Einstein was never known to be a practical physicist ,he was in fact know for his theoretical physics . Yet he remains the best among all scientist .
Leave him, ain't Mathematicians scientists?
PhonesRe: My Experience With The Gionee A1 Phone by Xerox01(m): 11:22am On Jun 21, 2017
dukeo:
No wahala
Thanks
PhonesRe: My Experience With The Gionee A1 Phone by Xerox01(m): 11:03am On Jun 21, 2017
dukeo:
angry angry you shouldn't have insulted me. I know what he was trying to say
I'm sorry bro, oya chop knuckle jooor.No vex abeg
PhonesRe: My Experience With The Gionee A1 Phone by Xerox01(m): 8:48am On Jun 21, 2017
dukeo:
But not up to the speed of light angry
Sense bro sense!!! just trying to tell you it is very fast
EducationRe: 5 Easy Ways To Get Admitted In 2017 Apart From JAMB by Xerox01(m): 10:20am On Jun 18, 2017
True talk OP,i wrote JAMB last year having a score of 255 but UNILORIN no look my face atall.I then registered for JUPEB, we just wrote our final Exams on Thursday. The program is great but tougher than JAMB. I wrote JAMB again this year anyways, one cannot put all his eggs in a basket.
EducationRe: 5 Easy Ways To Get Admitted In 2017 Apart From JAMB by Xerox01(m): 10:12am On Jun 18, 2017
Yabiola26:
Op se you forget that you still need jamb after Remedial
Atall bro, pardon me to say remedial is like writing 'common entrance ' in the university,you take the school personal examination. it also different from post-utme.
CrimeRe: The House Kidnapper Evans' Mother Built (Photos) by Xerox01(m): 9:01am On Jun 18, 2017
Realkenny:
This one na front-page straight
Any Evans new like this Seun dey move am by himself.

Anyway I don tire for all this Evans news abeg, After All we Faced in BBNaija
which news you wan con hear abeg
CelebritiesRe: Lil Kesh Buys His Mom A New Car!! by Xerox01(m): 11:18am On Jun 17, 2017
ADEWUMIMichael:
he could have still done that with a BSc if he knows what he's doing,

Meanwhile, BSc holder even ND or HND or even lemme say NCE holder are still better than him in one way or the other if he doesn't attend higher institution
mteeeew, he thinks money is every thing. What if I get my mum a car and she is not happy with my source of income.
RomanceRe: Her First Visit Left Me Totally Confused by Xerox01(m): 11:08am On Jun 17, 2017
dingbang:
See this human being.. Is it wen I bang her that your eyes will finally open..
Guy no kill me with laugh abeg!!
LiteratureRe: Every Single Mistake By Angelinassto by Xerox01(m): 12:09pm On May 19, 2017
I don land back, more updates
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EducationRe: JAMB 2017 UTME 13th May - Live Update by Xerox01(m): 5:12pm On May 13, 2017
Malawian:
Pls this is urgent, my chic's center is at Ibefun in Ogun state, i need to know how to get her there from say Oshodi or Ojuelegba is Lagos. i need detailed explanations on how and where to get a bus going to whereever, where to stop ans so on. thanks. please treat as urgent.
I don't know much about Lagos but if you can get to ijebu ode stop at Lagos garage and pick a bus going to ibefun, or .... ibefun road links with Lagos, I think old ikorodu road or something so if you go through there you get to ibefun before ijebu ode. Stop at International college ibefun(ici). I'm writing on Thursday
CelebritiesRe: Boston Roland: "I Didn't Have Sex With Mercy Aigbe, My Account Was Hacked" by Xerox01(m): 10:01pm On May 09, 2017
folakemigeh:
Guys and their kiss and tell syndrome undecided


Why was his own account specifically picked for the hacking..


I do believe there is no smoke without a fire
if it is not his, it could be any other person's account
TravelRe: Accident On Third Mainland Bridge Throws Man's Leg Inside Lagos Lagoon (Photos) by Xerox01(m): 2:31pm On Apr 30, 2017
nepapole:
Video of the leg flying inside lagoon or.......
adonbilivit

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