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@ Ruudie,

Don't make me bash ur rib-cage with a sledge hammer.

Dean Ashton? How is he different from Louis Saha.
Play 3 games and gets crocked for 18 weeks?
Please. . . .please, take ur Dean Ashton to Arsenal.

HUNTELAAR. . . . Where ur guns @?

@ Eldee,

Romantic London chaps?
Ur sense of humour has reached astronomical heights.

9cent:
sometimes i wonder if god knew homosexualism would ever come to existence could the bible didn't mentioned anything bout that lately? , well, i havent seen this gay peeps in real life before and that makes me wonder how they really look like,
can somebody tell me if they are human being for real or hmm, i don't know.

I think they are DEMONS.
All gays will rot in HELL.

Debosky is running mad.

Gosh. . . .i am calling 999 to come shoot ur ass with injections.

StephenP:
[size=13pt]LOL not where I'm from.[/size]

And where r u from? Liberia?

eldee:
Roger that, i'll be at the Intel Headquaters in a sec
No actions to be taken till she's been confirmed free of explosives
We can't trust the Paki pips man

Paki? Nah.
I know J-girl's spouse and he is no PAKI.

@ tkb417,

Quinton Fortune was great while he was here. I liked his work-rate.
Eric Djemba-Djemba was a waste pipe. . . . .no technical ability, no technical nous, no visible skills.
The only good game he had was when United went to Highbury in 03/04 season and got a draw.
He overpowered Vieira in that game but everything came to nothing. . . .

@ Debosky,

Berba is a pseudo-prima donna. I don't like the way he broods on the pitch plus his lackadaisical approach.
Wazza and Tevez hustle the ball with pace and tenacity!!!!! Berbatov will be too slow to react to United's traditional counter-attacking football.
Huntelaar is proven. . . . He is by far the best out n out striker in the whole Europe.
Under normal circumstances, he should have won the European golden shoe but Eredivisie is multiplied by the 1.5 factor compared to EPL's 2!
Huntelaar cannot be more than 15 mil with Saha and O'Shea as part exchange

Manucho is the top dog. . . . .U can hate all u like.
I saw few of his training sessions on MUTV and he was outjumping Neumanja Vidic everytime his aerial ability was questioned.
Fergie saw him for 15 minutes and asked CQ to pen a deal ASAP. Manucho will be a hit. . . .10 times better than Drog and 24 times better than Ade.
Premiership. . . . .BEWARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ Eldee,

What r u doing here?
Intel sources say J-girl is on our shores.
She has been picked up by our agents . . . .will keep u posted.

Anyways, Are we cool means: Can we be platonic friends?
Lets kick it means: Lets have a tumble in the hay while the sun is shinning.

debosky:
Why are you mentioning those guys only?

and YES Valdez is class, even if he isn't a Casillas or a Canizares or a Pepe Reina!

Are Iniesta, Puyol, Marquez, Messi, Krkic, Eto'o, Xavi and others not class? I hope jackal's hypermetropia hasn't gotten to you as well.

Ade would conveniently fit where? Put any striker fully fit and with half a footballing brain in front of Cesc, Hleb and Flamini and he'll score 50 goals.

No one said Henry was perfect, sometimes he was a bit off his game and sulked a bit, but he always focused on improving and not focusing on dancing Makossa during training (till Ade and Eboue came that is )

Once Henry started dancing with Ade and co, his form DROPPED so you see those two West African MOFO's killed Henry's game.

PS: This is silly season, so I am ALLOWED to post whatever bunkumery (whether proven or unproven) that i want.

Gunner 1915

Now i know why your central nervous system is distorted. . . . .SILLY SEASON!!!!!

How come Henry didn't score 50 goals before he left Arsenal? Van Rapist? Jeremie Aliadiere? Arturo Lupoli? Bendtner? Eduardo?
Stop smoking woolies, amigo. You are talking trash and u need to get ur head out of the bin.
Emmanuel Adebayor is class. Not quite a TOP GUN but he will flourish at Barcelona.

Eboue is also good. Wenger messed up his career playing him as a right winger. Nigga was on top of his game as a RB.
Sagna(who has been exceptional) joined Arsenal and Wenger's stupidity got the better of him and shifted Eboue ahead of Sagna.
Worked well for a while but once opposition knew whatz up. . . .Eboue dried up like the coochie of a 90 yr old.
The supplies dried out and Eboue lost confidence and started playing rubbish. . . .Wenger should be blamed.

@ Debosky,

Go away!!!!
Who needs Dimitar "Le Sulk" Berbatov to handle with the team spirit in Man Utd? I don't like Berbatov at all.
He is anutha Nicholas Anelka who only plays well when he starts games.
Ruud Van Nistelrooy didn't need any Premiership experience to set this league ablaze.
SPURS won't let Berba go on a cheap and i see no economic sense paying 25+ million for Berbatov. . . Its sterling FUCKERY!!!!

Manucho is unproven? What other applesauce would u spill again today? A player that copped 4 good goals(without penalties)
The same Goncalves that took Africa apart with his subliminal skills in Accra scoring mouth-watering goals.
Angola didn't make it to the final but Manucho made Africa's best XI unseating African legends like Etoo, Drogba, Yakubu and Kanu.
Manucho is the real deal. . . . . watch him take the African player of the year next season.

@ tkb417,

Huntelaar all the way.
Lets hope Ferguson turns in his direction.
Hunter bagged 33 goals in 34 appearances this season. . . .It seems other managers must be blind or there's something unattractive about him.
Besides, he is just 24. . . . . He will be the perfect mix to Tevez(24) Ronaldo(23) Rooney(23) and Manucho(24).

@ Debosky,

How can Xerxes be GAY with the number of women always swimming around him?
Don't liken everyone to y'all GAYnners, hombre!!!

Ade is what Barcelona need. . . . .With slide-rule passes from Iniesta and Xavi, Ade cannot fail to win the European golden shoe.
Drogba with his bang-bang-bang technical ability could only score 8 league goals this season. . . .
It means Ade scored THRICE as much as Didier in the league. . . . .Whats more? Ade is 24, Drogba is 32.
Inzaghi also gets caught offside all the time. . . . It simply means players like this are border-line strikers always looking for through-passes.

@ Coded guy,

United should TRIUMPH.
We can DO Chelski.

Debosky needs to see his SHRINK.

How can anyone say Adebayor will not cut his dice at Barcelona?
Barcelona lacks the cutting edge in the final third and this is why they lost to Man Utd even though they played well.
180 mins without a single goal scored wouldn't have happened with Adebayor and Henry leading the attack, u doofus!!!!
Ade is a workaholic. . . .His work-rate will always create gaps for players like Messi and Henry to run into and cause collosal damage.

U can't identify with tongue-in-cheek comments. . . . .As per tongue-in-butt(U are a chief whip).
No wonder u support a club that has got the word "ARSE" in it.
What technical nous has Bojan got over Adebayor?
Are u out of your arsenic mind?

@ Vicade,

Toure is untouchable?
Me thinks Toure is past it since he went to Accra in January.

Ronaldo is always on the bench for Quaresma?
Why don't u dig out ur head from your ass?
Where is Quaresma today and how many goals did he score for Porto?

U even went further in ur delusion to say Messi disgraced Evra. . . .Where and how?
People like u should stop doing drugs. . . . .It's not working for ur reasoning at all.
U will be better off analysing female volleyball than watching football.

@ tboy1,

You must be very intelligent.

The devil that led him into slipping his hand under her shirt wouldn't have deserted him to push the ENVELOPE.
How are we even sure Mr. Kunle didn't eat the forbidden fruit already?
I don't trust this Kunle geezer at all.

Mikael Silvestre may leave this summer if he wins the UCL.
There will be nothing else to motivate him to stay with United as he would have won everything as far as club competitions are concerned.
However, have u forgotten the Brazilian teams are joining this summer. Fergie stopped em playing in Brazil so they don't cop any injury.
Trust me, Fabio and Rafael will excel here. I saw them in the last under-17 and Fabio shone like a billion stars.

@ Debosky,

U spew a gallon of bollocks sometimes.
Adebayor will cut it @ Barca. . . . . Matter of fact, they need a player like him as he will pose an aerial threat to opposition.
If Gudjohnsen and Bojan can perform wonders at Barcelona, i see no reason why Adebayor won't bag 25-30 goals a season.

I mentioned Evra in reference to the PFA awards.
Why do u have ur head so far up your ass?
How do u grab what u r taught in the classroom. . . .U cannot even decipher tongue-in-cheek comments.
With such a thick skull of urs, it's no surprise that you need 5 lines to grab issues when 3 words can do.

@ 9ja boi,

Cut Kunle some slack. . . . . . . . .
He wants to know from NLers on what to do to his mysterious tenant after squeezing her boobs and kissing her. . . .
Kunle must have loads of self-control to have stopped.
How people come online to spew this tosh must be the 8th wonder of the world. . . . .

Winner: 27 million pounds.
2nd placed team. . . 23 million pounds.

@ Coded guy,

Spending big has worked for Man Utd. I cannot imagine that United team without the FANTASTIC FOUR players we bought last summer.
Remember how those Gaynners were bleating like billy-goats on heat when we signed Tevez? Even Loyika said buying Tevez was an overkill.
Who woulda thunk Ronaldo will be suspended for 3 games, Saha will be out till eternity and Rooney will break his metatarsal in the opening game?
Fergie knew what he was doing splashing 60 mil. . . . . I expect him to splash anutha 50 mil this summer.
United's beautiful football in the last 16 years brought em to this level. . . . We can spend our money as we so wish.

@ tkb417,

Den Ashton is anutha SAHA. He is too injury prone. . . . It's like egging Ferguson to buy Robin Van Rapist.
Are u aware Van Persie has never scored 12 league goals in a season in his entire career? His constant injuries wouldn't let him score.
HUNTELAAR is ma choice. He is experienced. . . . he has led Ajax as a captain and he is a poacher(a complete goal-poacher).

The match will kick-off at 7.45pm UK time.

@ Wormy,

U played a Carling cup team @ the Bridge and it took a dodgy penalty for y'all to even win the Carling cup team.
A team that had no Ronaldo, Tevez, Evra, Scholes and JS Park starting is a Carling Cup team. Vidic got injured as early as the 8th minute.
Are u this fickle? U wanna compare what u will be facing at Moscow to the team that played y'all at the Bridge?
Pass the cess u r smoking to Mikel Obi to puff.
Y'all are about to witness attacking football at it's best. I hope Cech will be wearing his head guard cos it's gonna be WAR on wednesday.

@ tkb417,

We have got Nani, Ronaldo and Anderson to run the wings for us. Valencia doesn't look superb.
He is a one-trick pony.
Fergie must get Huntelaar. . . . .Offer Saha and little cash for Micah Richards and we will retain the title AGAIN.

@ Coded guy,

With United pocketing 50 mil for winning the Prem and maybe 27 milla for keeping the UCL, we are bouyant and must match our rivals to compete next season. Fergie got lucky. Has any manager ever won the Premiership without an out n out striker before? I don't think so.
How Rooney and Tevez managed it must be the 8th wonder of the world. I wouldn't want to rely on that luck again next season.
Roman Abrahamovic is getting impatient and will be spending BIG this summer to take Chelski back to winning ways.

We need a Right Back.
Micah Richards will be a wondeful addition.
Valencia is a waste pipe. . . . .anutha Hleb in the making. I don't think we need another Nani in our squad.
United need a good striker though and i am not crazy about Berbatov/Benzema.

Fergie must sign HUNTELAAR. He is the missing jig-saw to make United the most complete squad in the world.
Close ur eyes and imagine Rooney, Huntelaar, Tevez and Manucho.
Wenger will just sack himself.

@ tkb417,

Scholes shouldn't be starting at all. . . . . . . .
Anderson is a big game player as u saw against Gaynners at the Emirates and the Scousers at Anfield.
He is so powerful and u cannot ignore his contribution against The Arses at OT when Scholesy couldn't stamp his authority in the midfield.
When the Brazilian came in, he had Fab4 in his back pocket again. . . . .I believe Anderson can cage Lampard.
Fergie should forget all these sentiments about old guards and go for the jugular.

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@ Ibime,

Keep dreaming!!!!

Chelsea have a better chance of winning? Just like u won the Carling cup final against Spurs?

United are stronger than Chelsea in all departments except the midfield area which Chelsea appears a tad stronger.
Without Essien, Chelsea's midfield will be weakened and if United can start Anderson and Hargreaves. . . .United will dominate the midfield.
In the attack, apart from the long ball methods to Drogba(which Vidic can deal with), Chelsea pose no threat at all.

U need to re-analyse what u are about to face in the final. . . . .Chelsea will bite the dust on wednesday.

@ Coded guy,

Louis Saha is back. . . . . . Trust the plonker to get back when Russia came calling. . . . .
What amuses me is Fergie's relentless FAITH in the Frenchman. . . .You should see how Fergie was praising him during the Man Utd awards night.
I expect Saha to have a cameo appearance in Moscow. Giggsy might also have a say and Fergie should have learnt his lessons by now.
PLAY Scholes only if Anderson and Hargreaves are starting against Chelsea.

Strength for strength, pound for pound. . . . . .Anderson, Hargo and Scholes should match Chelsea(without Essien) in their midfield.
I will be watching out for Essien/Ronaldo duel. . . . .Tevez and Rooney can upset Terry and Carvalho.
United's attack is better than Chelsea's by a mile so i am confident United will nip this one.
Nuthing short of 2 quick goals in the 1st half then a very heated 2nd half is all ma crystal ball can see.

@ Coded Guy,

Whatever Ferguson does, he should leave the veterans out of this tie and bring em in later. . . . .
I have watched Chelsea's previous games with keen interest and their overall strength lies in their midfield.
They cannot even match United's defence or attack but that midfield is super-strong and this is where i think they can outwit Fergie.

Ferguson should match strength for strength. . . . Essien will be used as a RB so i expect Ronaldo to nibble at him(He will be the weakest link).
United's midfield should start Hargreaves and Anderson . . . Scholes/Carrick must complete the triumvirate.
Anything short of this will be highly catastrophic as Ballack, Lampard, Makelele/Mikel will be too strong for Scholes and Carrick midfield.
Remember what happened against the Arses at OT? United's midfield was pulverised by strength and quick passing!!!!!

United's attack should be Ronaldo, Rooney, Park/Tevez.
Although, with SAHA not match-fit. . . . That might relegate Park to the bench with TEVEZ starting.
Saha might be introduced later to add aerial threat and penetration to United's attack.
I have never seen United squad this complete in a long while. . . . . everyone is match fit for what promises to be an exciting tie.

Predictions: Man Utd 2-0 Chelsea.

@ tkb417,

Don't u think Makelele and Ballack will be too STRONG for ageing Scholes?
Why waste subs when United have got so much strength on the bench this time around.
Scholes should start from the bench. . . . . The only reason he should even participate is because he missed the final of 99.
On merit, he shouldn't even kick the ball in Moscow.

@ Mc Omo,

U are a Arrow!!!!!
What has the number of me handles gotta do with u cyber-bullying. . . . .
Jackal, El Chacal and Le Chacal all falls under the same umbrella.
However, u have been Kit, Mc Omo, Amoke, Faceless, Witless and Senseless.

@ tkb417,

One FINAL PUSH!!!!!!!!!!!!

The analysis shall commence soon. . . .
How do we beat Chelski? Where the battle will be won and who makes the starting XI?
It's going to be massive. United should blow Chelski into bits cos we have got more match winners than those stinking Chavs.

@ Eldee,

U are not serious!!!

I doubt the fixture would hold anyways. . . .
Man Utd will be slugging it out with Pompey in the community shield in August which automatically rules out such fixtures.
Expect Rooney and Carrick to be playing Enyimba, 3SC and Wikki Tourists in Abuja. . . I just hope they dont break Saha's legs.