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RampantT:
se the same junks you recyle over and over?
Omo, shattap for once and stop acting like the world belongs to you jo. it's boring most of the times
come leave a gash and see if you dnt loose that 2 incher b/w your legs

loose 2 incher?
Get your sick n perverted mind off this forum.
Lookie, i can't give u what u want. . . . . I don't do under-21's. . .
So until u grow the wisdom tooth, stay the Bleep away from me.
Capice?

D-reloaded:
If by women, you mean chicks with diks then ok

Xerxes was a homophobe. . . . . . Go and read the story. . .
The movie didn't tell the story as it was. . . .
Xerxes was as virile as King Solomon!

RampantT:
Abegi, sharrap jare. . .expensive ko expansion ni

Are u outta your mind?
Why do u keep egging me on to leave a gash on ur face with a meat cleaver.
I don't wanna bash any woman again on this forum. . . . . .Don't provoke me!!!!

Xerxes was grandiloquent, had money, had loads of women and many other things. . . .
He was the equivalent of Hugh Hefner in em days coupled with Bill Gates' wealth.
Love him or loathe him. . . . . He mashed the Spartans!!!!

buzyDiva:
Rampant,
don't forget u both are married now.
besides . .stop chasing the guy now . . let him do the chasing

This joke is expensive. . . . .

buzyDiva:
Seems u are still very pumped up.

Nah. . . . . . .Just phucking with em minds.

coded guy:
Many UNITED fans wept,
TEARS OF JOY

I agree 100%.
United fans shed tears of joy when Van Der Sar parried Anelka's kick away and some Chavs were left biting their lower lips.
The moronic/spastic/idiotic Chavs who are vagrant, hungry and naked slept in the thunderstorm while United fans were partying in their homes . .
The life span of a dedicated Chelsea fan was shortened iby 1/3 on wednesday.
Let em bleed to DEATH.

buzyDiva:
@ anybody,

Did she say she wants to stop shagging her fiance? and he won't let her?

She didn't stutter. . . . She wants to stop HAVING SEX with her fiance.
I suggest she gets iron panties with a padlock or code combinations.

eldee:
Come to think of it, there was no place where I mentioned that I saw Nasri play
Infact the only times I've seen him at top game are the couple of internationals he's been in.
Apart from that it's just the clips from Sky Sports, Arsenal TV and that's it.

My point is that, with the few cameos I've seen of him, there's no way any sane person can term him a mediocre.
It's a very simple thing, watch his clips, and tell me you don't see some Zizou-esque traits in him
Tell me you don't see talent, I promise you, it'll be the last time any Arsenal fan will talk about him.
But to just stand up and say, 'he cannot make an impact in the Arsenal team' or 'he is sum next mediocre dude' is just BS.
As I said before, he's not the only player AW will sign.

Eldee, u don't have Setanta sports? I watch Nasri play every weekend.
The French Ligue can be very boring with so many Africans playing but i still find time to watch Lyon, Marseille and sometimes PSG.
Nasri is not the finished articles at all. . . . . In all honesty, he is far behind Anderson, Diaby, Lucas and even Mikel Obi.

@ HNIC,

We can bloody talk about whichever Gaynner-ish club we wish. . . . .
Y'all come to our threads to GLOAT when the going was good, . . . so many moronic predictions from the Gaynners.
United will relegate, Arsenal will win the EPL by December and reh reh reh. . . . .
Who has got the last laugh now?

akinalabi:
Just give me Berbatov and I'll smile.

Berbatov? I think United's attacking football will leave Berbatov behind.
The pace at which Rooney, Ronaldo and Tevez counter-attack will be too fast for Dimitar to cope.
Boom. . . . . can u remember United's attack in the final against Chelsea. . . . . Rooney's 70-yard pass to find Ronaldo on the left channel.

Cristiano trapped the ball with a single touch and delivered a peach cross into Chelsea's danger area.
Tevez running at 90 miles per hour got there before Carvalho and guided a glancing header towards goal only for Cech to make a save.
That was arguably the best move of the game . . . . Berbatov might struggle to cope with such moves.
United must sign Huntelaar now.

P.S. Did Saha get a medal? That pillock draws 90k a week and he barely played 5 games in the whole season.

@ Coded guy,

The plonker is called Dapsycool . . . . . .Don't blame him. . . .
He has got the brain power of a culex mosquito.

@ J-K,

Carrick is the luckiest bastard.
2 seasons. . . . 2 EPLs and 1 UCL title(not even Arsene Wenger can boast of that in his entire managerial career)
I think Fergie now has a chance to RETAIN both titles but we need to get everyone fit after the EURO games ASAP.
Huntelaar is ready to play in England. . . . Fergie must get Micah Richards/Daniel Alves + Huntelaar/Fabiano/Berbatov.

davidif:
Aren't you guys a little ashamed of yourselves talking about paintball, in naija we call folks like you "agbayas". If you want some adrenaline by killing real people why don't you go join the insurgency in Iraq, Afghanistan or peace keeping forces in Darfur. Paintball is for adults in mid-life crisis who are living what rapper Nas called there "second childhood" or worse of all who are stuck in a rot. This is similar what we used to do when we were kids, only then they called it "police and thief" he he he. Paul in the bible said, "when i was a child i behaved like a child, but when i became a man i put away childish things". So if you want to find something better to do go pick up a football or basketball or something else, i know i would be ashamed of myself if my siblings caught me participating in paintball the same way i would disown my parents if they ever played paintball. Peace.

Anutha heap of applesauce from an autisitic savant. . . . . .
Paintball is for everyone. . . . stop talking like a goat who recently got lobotomised.
These are the stuffs i despise about all these unexposed, myopic and senseless pillocks . . . . .If u are going to be ashamed participating in paintball then strap a belt around ur neck and DIE.

@ J-K,

Did we just WIN the Uefa Champions League?
Somebody wake me i am dreaming. . . . . . . . .
After the appaling start we had in August, the curse of the community shield, Rooney's metatarsal and Ronaldo's RED CARD?
Blimey. . . . . Fergie is a GENIUS.
Winning the EUROPEAN DOUBLE with the Gaynners, Chavs and the Scousers finishing TROPHYLESS. . . . . PRICELESS!!!!!!!!!!!!

annamaria:
Women get wahala sha! Na wa! Jen, did you miss the either and or?
I have to ge to bed, work in the morning.

Can u blame them? It's the end of the month.

arianne:
meet xero himself! hi hon, how u doin? u know what, don't answer.

Land of ma bloody fathers. . . . . .Christmas came early.

annamaria:
Ehh, Jenny, I didn't say we see each other everyday. I said we do either mail or YIM or call or text. Not necessarily see o. We are both very busy people and most times we see it's even in the course of work. No ideas there, please.

And who is this Jackal?

Who is Jackal?

jennykadry:
thats u xerxes ,clap for yourself,but we r talking about someone else here,

mind u d married women r in your office u all work together,good for u,but this ones work in diff offices but still find time to see each other everyday(apart from mails)and as if its not enough they still mail each other even weekends,what r we not talking here,abeg leave matter

So which is worse?
The women u see everyday kissing u on the cheeks everytime u sort out their networks or someone u are yet to kiss?
A man gotta have loads of principles and self-control.
In a place like UK where women cry foul randomly. . . . . .A guy's ass would be in jail if he thinks he is on something when it's nuthing!!!!

jennykadry:
you know your problem jackal?u argue blindly,and u can't stand it when someone tells d truth or challenges u,we r talking about a married man here not single friends,even me as a woman y will i have a male friend that will be emailing everyday,ok u email them everyday,do u see them everyday?can u have a marrried woman as a friend and keep seeing her everyday?we r not talking about chics here we r talking about marriage

emailing is not d problem but must they see each other everyday,is emailing not enough for them,that they have to still see each other again

They can see each other anytime they choose to AS LONG AS the 2 parties maintain a sense of responsibility.
Bloody hell. . . . . married women in ma office flirt with me on a daily basis and i put every down as jokes. I wouldn't touch any married woman so ma mindset is locked against the devilish feelings that might arise. . . . . .It's the mentality, the orientation, the will power.
The fact that a guy sees a babe everyday does not put it down to an affair. . . . .i will never subscribe to that.

4 Him:
I agree with the first line (in highlights) 100%  

Nigerian ladies as illiterates? No.

Xerxes you are missing a key point here, this are MATURE adults not just "friends" chatting about Arsenal and traffic hold-ups. Affairs don't start in a flash, they begin with that first little platonic hello then the constant emails and phone calls before graduating into a raging fire neither is able to stop.

I'm a guy, even i know that the way to easily get a woman to like you is to make her feel very comfortable in your presence.

Well then, lemme speak for maself.
There's nuthing any married woman can do to get me seduced or enticed. . . . she's just wasting her fucking time.
Be that as it may, i still don't agree the poster is in love already. . . .  .now that it's bovvering her, she should stop/reduce the communication.

Many foreign ladies would date more Nigerian men than foreign dudes will date Nigerian ladies.
Thats a well-known fact. Nigerian ladies are illiterates(can't read between the lines) and it's very sad.
I am even scared now that half of the people i talk to on NL might start feeling i love them.
Nigerian women r plagues one must avoid.

jennykadry:
weneva i read stories here,i read d inside and d outside,and i will always tell d truth,y didnt d poster slow d pace when d guy started emailing her every weekends?she had d right to do that?y would she be emailing a married man everyday monday to friday?even if its just on a friendship level like she said,u people should leave this friendship of a thing abeg,we r all human beings wt blood flowing through our veins,for them to be mailing each other even on weekends,na na na na,how can she not be in love when no day I'm jobless wtout her seeing him [b]even though [/b]she said they don't work in d same office

This is the hypocrisy i can't stand with y'all women.
I have guys/chics i email/YIM/txt/call everyday to diss and brag about our different clubs in the Premiership.
Does it mean an affair has to develop in that? Why are girls so screwed to the fact that once a man calls twice, then LOVE has to be in it!!!!!
It's a very wrong perception and this is why most people see Nigerian chics as bush girls.

RampantT:
"really" in love and confusing love with friendship are two different things.

If I really love someone, it wnt be within 3 days

I might have confused friendship with love, meaning, there really was no love.

clear? _{Did your buddy asked you to ask? lmao!!}

U are hurling buffoonery. . . . .
Why should i be bovvered with ur life? I don't give a toss if u are happy or sad o. Don't mix me up with the pussy-lickers of NL.
I am a rare breed.

annamaria:
@Xerxes, many babies running around on nairaland; should at best be left with their childish pranks.

U are not far from the truth. . . . .The main aggressor is actually 15.

RampantT:
Did the poster mention 3 days? If I do recount, she never mentioned time and how long.

And trust me, if I was really in love within three days of my chatting with anyone, I'll be inlove with more than 5 people.
yes, I've made the mistake of confusing friendship with love, but 3 days of love? it wnt work hon.
Me, if our friendship last for more than 3 months and it gets stronger. . ok, it might work, but until then no.
So dnt put words in my mouth, or is it hand?

The 1st 2 sentences are kinda contradictory.

jennykadry:
innocent?innocent that she felt so guilty that she had to create a thread for it?

Yes!!!! There's nuthing to suggest the poster is in LOVE!!!!

RampantT:
hmmmmmmmm!
But what if she really does like this guy more than as a friend?
You never know. . I'll never know. . . If you're right there

Is that how u pick ur guys? Chat for 3 days and u fall in LOVE?
No wonder Vivaladiva spews mud on Nigerian ladies.
I am beginning to read a pattern here.

RampantT:
wait, how can you tell she's not inlove? Just by what she wrote?
do you really know the whole situation with her and the married man?
Have you witnessed her body lang. with him? The way she talks to him or act around him?
No? I guess none of us can really know if its an affair or not

Why not give her the benefit of doubt then?
Innocent until proven guilty, ehhhhh.

LadyT:
Nothing wrong with men and women being friendsemailing calling and texting but when you start feeling like you miss him and can't bare not to hear from him.
You have fallen for him

Very sensible!!!!

The Sly:
Do not misconstrue this case. . . .The poster never said she is in love. . .ha ha!

Touche.

RampantT:
read the whole story or sharrap jare

try to analyze the poster's feelings, can you not tell she's in love with this guy by what she wrote and how she's describing the situation?

How can i tell she's in love with what she wrote? Are people this fickle?
Nigerians and the way they think. . . . . .a trip to the movies means LOVE to some people.
Tsssssssssssssk. . . . . .tssssk!!!!!

jennykadry:
ooooo,tell him ojare,y should i be emailing sly everyday ,what for,abeg d poster is inlove wt this married man,its as simple as that

So emailing everyday = LOVE?

jennykadry:
[b]atleast ive not created a thread on that ive i?[/b]which means watever conversation i have wt sly is on d friendship level,but for her to create such a thread,is d answer not obvious?is it not obvious that shes inlove wt d guy

How do we know u haven't?
U coulda used a new username to create one of these weird threads. . .  

annamaria:
Thanks, omoovie, and all my brothers who have replied to this thread dispassionately. To my sisters, I think the day should come when we do not try to give a dog a bad name just to hang it. Maybe I'm actually thinking about the other woman that's why I'm putting it out here because I don't want to be seen to be getting into another woman's home. It was never my intention to be this close to the guy. It started off innocently enough, like these things normally do. Besides, he should be the one taking the necessary precautions, not me, because he's the one that has responsibilities. I'm asking the question here because the guy in question has no qualms about it. I've had friendships with guys in the past which have been close and platonic. The only reason this concerns me is that the guy is married. I'm open to advise, so please ladies, let's not reduce it to the market women bitching, name calling level.

Touche.  
I couldn't have spewed that better. Majority of em are worse!!!!!
Buncha pretenders.

jennykadry:
good question rampant

Whats good about that? They are not dating yet and thet are not intimate. . . .
They only do casual talks just like u and SLY.
Now, how would ur hubby feel if he knows u and SLY are this close?

stillwater:
Knitting ha ha

@ op

He's married, that's enough reason to reduce the amount of communication you have with him. It's just too much, I mean the YIM etc

Whats wrong with knitting?

annamaria:
In this day of technology, when do you know when you have crossed the line from casual friendship into a full blown affair even though you've not been intimate with the other person. (I mean, there's never been any kissing, inappropriate touching apart from the ocassional hug, no overt 'I love yous' etc etc).

Please help me out here. Have we crossed the line already?

Yes, u have crossed the line.

Remedies:

Cut the communication.
Avoid long talks on the fone, chats or sms.
Use your idle time well. . . . U can start gym classes, swimming or knitting.

How do u impress a gurl to start loving u?

U start by HATING her!!!!!!

stillwater:
Inukwa!!!!

What type of language is this?

~Antidote~:
What God has joined together, let NO ONE put asunder ,

God will punish you if you come destroy my matrimonial home, abi?

Co-signed!!!!!!!

~Antidote~:
Tell him oooooooooooo,

And wait you are late, J-girl escaped the basement jor, She is down the block getting us some jerk pork and hard dough bread

I doubt it. . . . . .Ya intel sources are spreading chaff.

The Sly:
Antidote. . . .

Lemme take you to the moon. . .Jackal aint gotta know about it. .
I mean. . .all u needa do is to tell him you're traveling and PHEW!!!!!!!. . . . thats it
Dont tell him i told you. . . .its a secret. . .Lemme know what u think. . I got me Jet waiting to take us there. .

SLY, i am on the phone with Baba in Ijebu now ordering authentic strains of thunderbolt to lace y'all with.
One of y'all violate. . . . .You will somersault from the moon to St. Vincent.

buzyDiva:
@Rampant,

Far from J-girl

speaking of which . . where she been? was she banned too?

J-girl is in a basement in the UK . . . . .She is tied up, gagged and blindfolded.

buzyDiva:
You want to bet? He finshed with my undies and doing the dishes now.
Neva under-estimate the power of BAKASSI o  

Finished with ur undies?
Are u talking washing machine or he hand-washed it?

Mr SLY, ur attention is urgently needed in this zone.
Explain to us why ur sorry ass shouldn't be shipped to Guantanamo bay. . . .

~Antidote~:
Jackal, come deal with Sly o, abeg

Bring your desert eagle, let me throw sand in it

SLY is just playing witcha. . . . . . . .His balls would be crushed by a pestle if he makes any prickish moves.