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~Antidote~:
You better be, or else

Or else what. . . . . . .
Ma desert eagle has got an ill grip, babes.


THE SLY washing the dishes? No way.
UK guys are not pussies like Debosky. . . . . . .
SLY will never, i repeat, never wash anyone's dishes or undies.

@ Antidote,

I need to be careful now. . . . . .mind what i say!!!!!
However, i have got a black belt in Hapkido . . . . .and i took about 4 sessions in Judo and karate.

~Antidote~:
Chillax, live a little, laugh a little, It won't hurt, even the pitbull knows that

My man is my Jesus, and yes, Many many People want him.

Many many?
Blimey. . . . . . . I feel like  

Anyways, how was ur kick-boxing class?

RampantT:
Thanks.
Did we sit down and discuss my marital status?
Dnt speak of sth you know absolutely nothing of

I didn't sit down with Jennykadry too so take a chill pill.

Ibime:
OK - so you're not Nigerian?

Of course i am from Nigeria. . . . .
However, there 2 types of Nigerians. . . . . The very astute Nigerians and the bird-brained ones.
Unfortunately for u, u belong to the latter class.

A-40:
You guys have made some very terrible signings in the past but this season was the height.Pizzaro,Ben Haim,Malouda,Anelka you guys are just wasteful

Thats the reason why i feel Jose Mourinho was losing the plot when he got sacked. . . .Can u compare those signings to Nani, Anderson, Tevez and Hargreaves OR Sagna and Eduardo?

Then again, what guarantees Drogba would have buried his penalty last night?
One cannot blame Chelski fans feeling BLUE. . . . .Somebody had to take the blame. . . . .From Terry to Drogba to the missed chances by Lampard.
Very soon, they would blame the pitch, the referee, the weather and Ferguson's suit.

Anyone with a gram of brain would know i don't do PICTURES.
Why don't u ask me to put the pictures of ma house to prove i stay in Europe?
Are u this fickle? Ooooops. . . . .lemme take it back. . . .I have forgotten i am talking to a bird-brained Nigeria.
Guess what. . . . .I am allergic to ninnys!!!!!!!!!

@ Ibime,

Your semi-illiteracy is ur greatest undoing. . . . .
If someone leaves Russia in 6am. . . . . .when will he get to London?
Get back to me when ur smoky brains can work that out?

P.S. Everyone cannot be a church-rat like most of y'all. Some people work their asses to make $$$$ $$$$$ $$$$$$

@ Cristalz,

Make sure u bring your ass back. . . . .
J-gal asked me to send a bottle of BUBBLY to u.

vivaladiva:
why do some people derive so much pleasure from pretending ( especially nigerians)

Conservative is the word not pretence!!!!

stillwater:
. . .bleeds for Rampant?

Are u peops aware RampantT's spouse might be reading all these?
U don't wanna carry someone's broken marriage on your conscience, do u?

Cristalz:
@X

But why was Ronny crying?Terry i understand,but Ronny? Anyway i guess he waz just overwhelmed by his success this season.What a softie.How sweet

Ronaldo's season would have been a FAILURE if his missed penalty had counted against Man Utd.
From a hero to a VILLAIN in 3 mins. . . . . . .It wouldn't have been funny. All his 42 goals scored this season would have counted for nothing.
Ronaldo cried cos his fortunes changed around. . . .Thanx to Terry for bottling it up and Van Der Sar for keeping Anelka's efforts out.

@ Akyns,

I feel for Mikel. He made a stupid choice when he joined Chelsea.
Look at Leo Messi. . . . . .the difference between Mikel and Messi 3 years ago was marginal. Some school of thunks will even argue Mikel was better.
Can we say the same today?

stillwater:
Father Francis? That's a laugh

A laugh? I feel so gutted with all these.
My heart BLEEDS.

Re: Why Are Nigerian Girls Such Back Stabbers ??

The answer is simple: The demand for MEN outweighs the SUPPLY.

~Antidote~:
Que las ti ma .Those tears were for you dear, Too bad, I wished you werent misled this easily, LOL, , Ta Ta, BTW.NOT even Tyra Banks can uproot me from my post,

I agree 100%. Tyra Banks look like a scarecrow.
Nah. . . . .scratch that. . . .She is a haggard hawk.

Halle Berry? I might consider.

@ THE SLY,

I am glad u know the punishment if u trespass.
Manual Castration under J-gal's raised eyebrows,

welli:
i can see jackal has alot of ladies to choose frm.best option-he must remain a priest.no wedding for him.says he that rules . . .

I wish i know where these gists are coming from.
Assassination of me character. I hope Father Francis forgives me manners.

@ Cristalz,

Awwwwwwwwwwwwww. . . . . . . .Soludo is clueless.

I was sipping Cristal(hope u don't mind) and cheering me team to win.
United's midfield collapsed cos Scholesy copped a yellow card and knowing he cannot tackle efficiently, he just let things slide.
Fergie should have changed him at half time. United lost the initiative after then and Chelsea began to grow in confidence.

I was so pissed to see Giggsy on and he missed the best chance on the night.
Evra's raid on the left(like he did against Arsenal @ the Emirates to set up Ronaldo's goal) could have wrapped the game up with a ribbon.
His cut-back was brilliant, he found Giggsy and the Welsh plonker just toed the ball when he should have side-stepped into the net.
United squandered so many good chances it wasn't true. . . . . .I am glad we won afterall.

@ tRoOE,



That was HARSH. . . . . . . U wouldn't want anyone dead, would u?

jennykadry:
JACKAL all these igbo boys chuburu onwen fa na nwanyi

no be u propose to rampant xerxes,ochu nwanyi u don get too many babes so tey u no know which one u propose to abi?

abeg talk true u propose to rampant,no deceive Antidote

Are u day-dreaming?
XERXES and RampantT don't see eye to eye. . . . .It's like a black mamba and a mongoose.
Please. . . . . . . .people might take this joke too serious. . . besides, my baby momma is viewing this thread as we speak.

jennykadry:
sorry dearie but its d truth,i think uve been so busy in d wall and that is y u missed the day xerxes proposed to rampant

Proposed?
Babes, u need to pass the blunt u are smoking to the left hand side.

@ Cristalz,

U came too late!!!! What were u doing for so long?
Applying cosmetics and ironing ur clothes i guess. . . . . .Everyone's been waiting for your 3rd eye analysis on last night's game.
I hope u didn't drink yourself to stupor last night cos Avram Grant(the Zionist) promised to drink Vodka if Chelsea had won.

@ A-40,

I am too exhausted to drag this issue. U cannot compare a star in the French league to the generals of the Premiership.
Can Nasri get past Anderson, Hargreaves, Makelele, Mikel, Essien, Mascherano? Lets be honest. . . . . . .
He has a long way to go.

~Antidote~:
YOu better o

Don;t mind them, Desperadoes will do anything for some coverage honey

They must have me confused with some other XERXES.
I gave me life to Father Francis in Moscow yesterday.
Rampant? Who is in love with Rampant?

@ tkb417,

It's not THE DOUBLE. . . . . .It's the EUROPEAN DOUBLE.
Double is winning the EPL and the FA Cup like Arsenal did in 2002.

European Double is winning the EPL and UEFA Champions League.
Just like Barca did in 2006.

@ Antidote,

Look at me profile. . . . . Do i look like a PLAYBOY?
I am a new-improved, gentleman who can only date one chic AT A TIME.
Matter of fact, i just got BORN-AGAIN.

jennykadry:
even XERXES sef dey die for rampant

Die for Rampant?
Try. . . .I wanna KILL RampantT.

~Antidote~:
@topic
Add Kituan, Bawomola, Donzman and Dr. Ferlie to that list

I understand u had ma name as top on your list. . . . .
Xerxex a playboy? C'mon . . . . .cut me some slack.

Mikel Obi has a rotten luck to have been born in the wrong century.
Opportunity to get a 1st team shirt(Scholes was injured,No Carrick, No Hargreaves, No Keane, No Anderson).
United's central midfielders then were John O'Shea and Ryan Giggs(winger).
It would have been a dream come true for him but then. . . . . . .Africans especialy Nigerians have a way of blowing their chances.
He has now missed out on 2 EPL titles and 1 UCL trophy. . . . .His dad must be loving it.

@ Ritchboy,

Thanx for that brilliant comment.
Terry and many other English players get away with mirder and it's a disgrace.
John Terry epitomises what Chelsea is all about(Arrogance, Thuggery and Irresponsible). . . . . .He spat on Tevez after Drogba was sent out and pretended to be cleaning his nose. . . . . That was the most disgusting thing i have seen on TV.

Gerrard also shoved Avram Grant on the sidelines when they played Chelsea. . . .
If that was a foreigner, he would get 3 match suspension. SKYSPORTS avoided it after the game and i was like WTF. . . . .
Jose Mourinho would have chased Gerrard if he was in Grant's shoes. . . . .Grant was only trying to give the ball back and Gerrard just pushed him down.
The Zionist could have bumped his head on the floor and stupid MALOUDA was grinning behind Grant.

That sums up Chelsea for u. . . .

@ Akolawole,

U can believe whatever u want. . . . It aint ma cup of tea.

The rule says 30 medals will be given to the finaliists.
20 of the medals shall be presented and the 10 will be given later.
No doubt, Drogba will collect his medal but i think Grant can't be bovvered about his.
Peter Kenyon has no class. . . . .he was practically begging Platini to wear the medal on his scrawny neck.

@ Emperoh,

Dayokanu is in ICU. . . . . .He had heart-attack when Terry hit the post!!!!!
I am urging all the RED DEVILS on this forum to send their bouqet to the irritant.
The gay won't be opening his mouth to gobble nonsense about United and Ferguson/Ronaldo again.

@ tkb417,

Can anyone list the number of individual awards Ronaldo has won this season?
I am tired of counting as ma brain hurts.

PFA players' player of the year.
PFA fans' player of the year.
Football Writers Association award.
Barclays Player of the year.
Barclays golden boot.
Barclays merit award(31 league goals scored).
Matt Busby player of the season.
Manchester United Players' player of the year.
Manchester United Goal of the season.
UCL golden boot.
European golden shoe.

@ Akolawole,

Grant threw his own medal into the crowd.

30 medals were given to each club but 20 was presented last night to avoid delays.
Everyone including the backroom staff will get a medal.

@ tkb417,

Next season will be very difficult because of the Euros and so many pre-season games.
There is Supercup(United will play Zenit St. Petersburg) and it will be interesting to see how United shapes up for that.
Community Shield against Portsmouth is also there. . . . .We need to make sure to assemble everyone back by July cos i expect the other twats in the BIG 4 to mount a serious challenge next season.

@ Rikkyjen,

This is not about gloating. Doing the double like we did is not something any team could have managed.
Mind u, this is not the same fake double Arsenal did in 2002 by winning the EPL and the FA cup. . .This is the European double(EPL and UCL).
I am so glad for Anderson, Nani and Tevez(winning UCL in their debut season). . . .It doesn't get better than that.
Michael Carrick is anutha lucky twit. . . . 2 EPLs and 1 UCL in 2 seasons?? Mikel Obi must be cussing his ancestors.

@ Coded guy,

Where are all those Gaynners? I was told they were lying in wait yesterday to put a tomfoolery thread to diss us.
I guess they will have to wait till next season. Huntelaar told the media yesterday he would like a move to England cos he wants to play in the UCL.
Ferguson should break the bank and sign this poacher. Alves + Huntelaar/Fabiano and we shall retain it again.