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[quote author=~Antidote~ link=topic=140002.msg2340705#msg2340705 date=1212719985] , You see!!, This is where the Law of Pre-Nup comes into play, I moved in with my LV, and you want to confiscate those too? See me see trouble oooo,

Oh! so Man rules in Nigeria?  Ok.OK.OK We shall see, Last time I checked bribe was very much still alive and kicking worldwide, Do I need to further explain maself??[/quote]In the same Nigeria, forget it.
Your case would be thrown out in the Po-Po station. . . . . .won't even get to the Courts.
What do u think this is? Cinema?
Forget this PRE-NUP shiznit. . . . . .it aint gonna work.

Negative.

Your lips hips do lie.

Me thinks it's Have A Baby, Get Married, Fall In Love.

[quote author=~Antidote~ link=topic=140002.msg2340684#msg2340684 date=1212719603][/b]

Ah war rile yo up, rile up nah ,  

We War Pre-Nup, We  war Pre-nup.Becos, what's Trust gats to do, gats to do with it??LOLO[/quote]Wish i could leave bite-marks on ur belly at this moment.
Whats TRUST gats to do with it? We shall see.
I am gonna throw u outta the house in your GHANA bags. . . . .
Tell u what. . . . .in Nigeria, the law favours the man so u cannot take me to court!!!
Ain't i lucky?

[quote author=~Antidote~ link=topic=140002.msg2340661#msg2340661 date=1212719201]Why now?  I am only contributing to the topic now , If yo bite me ah go bite yo back [/quote]Don't get me riled up, yo ear?
I have told u PRE-NUP is fuckery.
If u cannot trust a man with what u have. . . . .don't marry him, simple!!!!!

stillwater:
I'm allergic to kisses!!!!

Liar!!

Y'all chics are mean.
The men still have to come back at night to do their social responsibilities, do the heavy chores at home and drive y'all around.

[quote author=~Antidote~ link=topic=140002.msg2340643#msg2340643 date=1212718927]@topic
I agree with you poster, who needs "Love" when there's PRENUP? , Don't mind Xerxes and Sly, Forgive them they have no idea what they are talking about o [/quote]U deserved to be bitten. . . . .
PRE-NUP my ass!!!!!

Attorney!!!!

stillwater:
Man's world my bloody foot!!!!!!!!!

Man eater!!!!!!

jennykadry:
@toyin

yes ive heard about lesbianism,but tell me how many lesbian couple have u seen that stayed married to d end?how many of them grow old and grey together?

a woman world is never complete wtout her husband

U have nailed the coffin. . . . . Say no more.
Women have to deal with their biological clock, men don't have any clock ticking. . . . .
Without a doubt, women are more desperate to marry than MEN.

stillwater:
. . .probably wearing a mask to hide his Keanu Reeves want to be face

I wont be a party to that.
Cannot allow u to diss ma client. . . . . .
He fancies ya, DEAL or NO DEAL??

jennykadry:
@madamkoko
a man at 70 go fit still marry woman,and even impregnate her,but tell me, how is a womans life after menopause?

we can't continue comparing ourselves wt them men,men no get problem atall,na we women get problem

women age faster than men,our body systems goes down faster than that of men,time does not wait for a woman,that is y is better to act fast when the sun is out before its too late

U make sense, Jenny!!!
I am impressed.

[quote author=~Antidote~ link=topic=140024.msg2340591#msg2340591 date=1212717842]Add your socks, leggings, pantyhoses and all other close bodily attires to that list oooo, Mek him wok , And someone said LOVE was cheap, AH lie d.em lie o, [/quote]You are just wicked.
I thunk slavery was abolished. . . . .socks, leggings and other paraphernelia?
Y'all chics are man-eaters!!!!

That was a hit below the belt.
Why are u dissing SLY tongue-in-cheek? Father Francis won't like this.

***Where is this SLY dude??*******

stillwater:
I don't fancy faceless people

I rest ma case then.
But from what i have been told, i heard SLY looks exactly like Keanu Reeves.

buzyDiva:
@Xerxes . . forget Debo
no under-estimate the guy o

Under-estimate? Never!!!!!
From now on, Debo is a LEGEND.
I can't remember any Nigerian making the Guinness Book of Records.

[quote author=~Antidote~ link=topic=140024.msg2340559#msg2340559 date=1212717433]ROFLMSAO, Now I see you have really done it, Please explain what does "Jill off" means? Abeg, Say this one be new grammar, Me didnt do that one in ah Primary school ah yard bo, ,[/quote]Babes, JILL OFF is the female version of Jack off.
Jack n Jill. . . .remember now?

vivaladiva:
bloody idiots
u can't see anyones IP addy
so how the Bleep did u morons come to this absurd conclusion

Some of us can see your IP.

LadyT:
Jackal what DO YOU know about Ann Summers

I am well-rounded.

buzyDiva:
Debo go sit don
Mr president of "school of wussies / ass kissers"

Sweetie . . make that 67 in 30mins
forget him o . . the guy dey wash G-strings die!!

Ooops, ma bad. . . . . .so it's 67?
My washing machine would explode if it tries that.

vivaladiva:
u guys have completely gotten the bleeping wrong eng of the stick
tis unbelievable

It's funny your BLUE WALLS led u to create this thread. . . .
Why don't u just jill off and spare us this misery?
Besides, dildos are now cheap @ Ann Summers.

buzyDiva:
so debo . . if they call all the pimps . . u sef go stand up?
ROTFLMAO!!!

Can u imagine?
Debosky holds the all time record of the fastest thong washer in Canada.
He hand-washed 57 thongs in 30 mins(world record) in 2006.

stillwater:
The way he fancies "every chicken", pleeaassee.

He will quit his love-vendor ways if u take him serious, . . .
I was there when he confessed to Father Francis. . . He fancies ya.

[quote author=®Th£ Sly® link=topic=140024.msg2340504#msg2340504 date=1212716415]I am just waiting for Xerxes to get offline. . . .
Then I'ma start on you. . . . . . You will be amazed!!!! [/quote]I will soon get offline.

vivaladiva:
u guys are so full of shitttttttttttt
this poster is vivaladiva
any tom privates or bloody harry is now vivaladiva
pleasssssssssssss get your facts straight man u guys are begining to fcukin piss me off

Intel says u and orefemi are the same or have used the same IP.
Its either she is your sister or your lesbo partner. . . .
So, which one is it? Former or latter?

@ Antidote,

I got mine at CTU. . . . . .Jenny got hers in Rwanda.

jennykadry:
xerxes r u serious

They write exactly the same way. . . .

buzyDiva:
sly . . who let the dogs out?

be veryyyyyyyyyy careful o

U and SLY are still married after what u guys went through?
Who does the laundry now?

@ topic,

This poster is VIVALADIVA.

stillwater:
No I don't but i hope Sly swallows his tongue!!!!!!!!!!

Take it easy on SLY. . . . . He k'inda fancies u.

ariblaze:
@post

that girl doesnt look a day over 15years

all you #$%^^& hungry peoples

sex with a minor is still a crime (abi?)

Thank You!!!!
I said 13 and she nearly peed in her undies!

stillwater:
Are you guys mad? What's wrong with you?

You are going to bust a gut soon, u take these things too seriously.

[quote author=®Th£ Sly® link=topic=140024.msg2340314#msg2340314 date=1212713647]Huh . . . .Remember im taking you fom Xerxes very soon. . . .
So be prepared . . . . [/quote]Th£ SLY aka Trouser Snake finally shows up!!!!!!

@ Stillwater,

How about Yokozuna for u.
He is big, strong and will match your SIZE ZERO.

Keanu Reeves? See her mouth like Reeves.

Marilyn Manson or Ozzy Osbourne will be a better choice for ya.

[quote author=~Antidote~ link=topic=140024.msg2340276#msg2340276 date=1212712990]My imagination jare, sometimes it just gets the better of me
On that note, where is Sly?.I would love his "5cent" on this topic.[/quote]U didn't hear?
Th£ SLY is in the Big Brother House. . . . . .He's housed with 15 other housemates and loving it.

@ Jennykadry,

I thunk traditional wrestling was something u are proud of, innit?

@ Eldee,

Mallam Musa?