I bet he was touching himself while watching them go at it!
Creepy god!

Nice one bro
I endorse this thread!

I'm so Loving this! At least this one sounds abit real. . .
But. . .
Anyway come update, I'm following

I woke up this morning with an _erection!
Praise _fucking jesus!

^^^ No, _fuck that!

I don't engage animals





That _bitch is evil. . .

hockeyoilers:


You crossed a line by twice calling analice a dog , and making assumptions about thier life. It's one thing to differ in a discussion, talking about her/his private life is weak sauce. Challenge her intellectually, bring forth scripture you are skeptical of.

_pussy nigga be quiet!

Hope you choke on her panties

But why do christians take it personal when you tell them you don't believe in their useless sky daddy?

That analice107 _bitch is one cold-hearted mofo. . .

Evil bitch...that's why you're still single at 42!

Duh! King solomon celebrated it na...what are u telling me

paulGrundy:
http://jwsurvey.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/ideal-org.jpg

A Scientology Ideal Org in Hamburg

We may live to see the day when Watchtower becomes similar in size and set-up to Scientology, with its 50,000 (or less) followers and a highly-insulated leadership.

There would be no real congregations to speak of, because the vast majority of kingdom halls, having already surrendered their autonomy, would be among the first assets to be sold off. Perhaps a few “ideal orgs” (along the Scientology model) spread out across major city locations might spring up as local focal points for Witness activity. But, as the organization’s woes become more apparent, what were once millions of Witnesses will be reduced to perhaps hundreds of thousands of oblivious, hardcore cult followers who steadfastly refuse to look at objective information on the internet despite the clear evidence that their beloved organization has long since crumbled.

cc: BERNIMORE, xerxesII

Maybe I’m getting ahead of myself, but now that I’m no longer a Witness I’m allowed to speculate. It may not happen overnight, or to quite that extent. But it is becoming increasingly difficult to deny that something is happening in the bowels of this fiercely proud organization, and I for one feel privileged to witness it.

http://jwsurvey.org/cedars-blog/watchtower-in-crisis-frustration-grows-at-bethel-as-governing-body-focuses-everything-on-warwick

Lol ok

You're free to _fuck off now

From your profile, I see you're more active in the job/vacancy section... Hmm that explains it!



Get a job unemployed nigga you need it!

They would have _threesome

Bro when should we expect another dumb JW thread?
Cretin!

A female pastor with a round sizable edible ass would

Recently I have been compelled to start a journey to
answer the question, "how do I know my beliefs are
true?" Like most people, I have merely accepted what
everyone that I love and trust in my life has told me
to be true. It was not until recently when I was giving
a good friend of mine some grief for his religious
beliefs that it occurred to me that I have never taken
the time to verify why my own beliefs are true.


My entire life I have been fed the notion that the
Bible is 100% literal, accurate, truth. So you can
imagine my surprise when I began a course to
investigate the testable claims of the Bible and
discovered that many things in the Bible conflict with
history. Not only conflict, but overwhelming evidence
to the contrary exists to some of the most popular
claims in the Bible.


First of all, it is a well established historical fact that
Hebrews have never been enslaved by Egyptians.
That was a total shock right out of the gate. I'm not
going to flesh out why. There is plenty of information
out there regarding that.


Secondly, I have never accepted a literal, global flood
but I discovered that the flood story was actually
passed around to all of the Middle Eastern cultures.
The story is all the same. <Insert deity name> wants
to destroy humanity and picks his disciple <insert
person's name> to save a few people and all the
animals. This is not a story unique to Judaism, in fact
it predates Judaism several times.
Just a few excerpts from the flood stories that
predate Judaism, same story, different players:

SUMERIAN:
The gods had decided to destroy mankind. The god
Enlil warned the priest-king Ziusudra ("Long of Life"
of the coming flood by speaking to a wall while
Ziusudra listened at the side. He was instructed to
build a great ship and carry beasts and birds upon
it...


BABYLONIA:
Three times (every 1200 years), the gods were
distressed by the disturbance from human
overpopulation. The gods dealt with the problem first
by plague, then by famine. Both times, the god Enki
advised men to bribe the god causing the problem.
The third time, Enlil advised the gods to destroy all
humans with a flood, but Enki had Atrahasis build an
ark and so escape. Also on the boat were cattle, wild
animals and birds, and Atrahasis' family...


ASSYRIAN:
The gods, led by Enlil, agreed to cleanse the earth of
an overpopulated humanity, but Utnapishtim was
warned by the god Ea in a dream. He and some
craftsmen built a large boat (one acre in area, seven
decks) in a week. He then loaded it with his family,
the craftsmen, and "the seed of all living creatures...


CHALDEAN:
The god Chronos in a vision warned Xisuthrus, the
tenth king of Babylon, of a flood coming on the
fifteenth day of the month of Daesius. The god
ordered him to write a history and bury it in Sippara,
and told him to build and provision a vessel (5 stadia
by 2 stadia) for himself, his friends and relations, and
all kinds of animals...


ZOROASTRIAN:
Enlargement of the earth was necessary again after
600 years. When the population became too great
after 900 years, Ahura Mazda warned Yima that
destruction was coming in the form of winter, frost,
and subsequent melting of the snow. He instructed
Yima to build a vara, a large square enclosure, in
which to keep specimens of small and large cattle,
human beings, dogs, birds, red flaming fires, plants
and foodstuffs, two of every kind...
Finally, I learned that not only is the military takeover
of Canaan as described in Joshua not an historical
fact, but there is overwhelming evidence to the
contrary which points to the fact that Judaism
flourished from within Canaan and eventually
became the predominant religion with no warfare at
all.
You can imagine what learning these facts had to do
to my faith. Having learned that the Bible is 100%
literally true, and learning facts to the contrary
constitute a huge philosophical problem for me. I am
not the type of person who can look at hard evidence
and say, "well, that conflicts with the Bible, so it's
false." Nor do I find people with that ability
particularly virtuous, even though cognitive
dissonance is praised as a virtue in just about all
world religions.


Continuing my journey to investigate the claims of
the Bible has been an interesting experience thus far.
It has given me the opportunity to gain lots of
different perspectives, not only on christianity, but on
life and other religious beliefs in general. Having
talked to numerous christians about my
philosophical belief problem in the face of
overwhelming evidence to the contrary of my
established beliefs has certainly been interesting. I
have spoken with christians who range in
philosophical differences from "you absolutely
cannot be a christian unless you believe the Earth is
literally 6,000 years old" all the way to "yes, many of
the stories in the Bible are only allegories meant to
convey the nature of God, many of the events of the
Bible definitely did not happen" and everything in
between.


Numerous christians have told me that my lack of
faith is nothing more than a hardened heart and
open rebellion against God. Other christians have
told me that my honest search for truth is closer to
Christ-like than many will ever get in their entire lives
of blind, unquestioning devotion.
After several months it has finally occurred to me
that my entire life I have not been sold christianity. I
have been sold an orthodoxy. Biblical literalism is a
very young, theological idea prevalent mostly among
Protestants, and Baptists fall on the farthest end of
that literalism spectrum. Christians have always
accepted the Bible as "truth" but they have not
always accepted the Bible as "actual literal events".
Biblical literalism is fairly new to the theological
game.


My journey is not complete but I think what I have
learned the most is many people have many wildly,
differing opinions on whether I'm drawing closer to
Christlike, rebelling against God, being a heretic,
being a vigilant seeker of truth, doing something God loathes, doing something God admires, etc. Despite all of their differing opinions, they all have one thing they agree on,


"MY BELIEF IS THE CORRECT ONE!"

benodic:
@ xerxesII
this is the correct link.
https://www.eckankar.org/FreeBook/index.html

Thanks!

malvisguy212:
you are ashamed of your false prophet, that is why you claim not to be a muslim.

Lmao

Circus clown

I'm a free-thinker

benodic:

@ xerxesII

very sorry for the inconvenience. the complete link is below .

www.eckankar.org/Freebooks/index.html

Same old ishhh bro

malvisguy212:
you are NOT a christian, read all Truthman thread and see if he is not telling the truth. Which kind of god hate unbelievers ? Allah has 99 names, there is no love in it, muhammed claim to be a prophet but his character is different from biblical prophets, he marry his adopted son wife and claim it is God who command him to do so, now if a pastor came and say to you, God say he should marry your wife, what will you call that man of God ? A real man of God ? That is how muhammed deceive Rilwayne001 ,hockeyoiler , deathstroke etc . See, we will continue to expose islam until the whole world hear. Thank you.

Face your religion and stop _bitching around like a _senile _pussy!


Damn!

benodic:
@ xerxesII

the info here is from a lot of books in Eckankar, Religion of the light and sound of God.
you can download some free books from the link below.

www.eckankar.org/Freebooks

Bro the link is broken

Interesting!
I'd love to read more on this! Could you like send me the soft copy of the book you extract this from?

unphilaz:


Why if I may ask, check the other thread by hockey oil on church converted to mosque which is true.. So this observation by the op must be true. So why should he give it a rest when its true.

bruv,that old jobless negro is over-doing it. He creates thread every _fucking hour- hate threads. Was that how jesus preached when he was (allegedly)on earth?

even your bible says "too much of everything is bad"

truthman2012:


Are you ashamed as people are reading it?

I think you have just come across the word ''nigga'' and you don't know the meaning. It is the muslims that are nigga of allahh, Christians are children of God. Understand?

Nigga, stop disturbing NL server with your dumb, _retarded threads

Its not like as if your threads r getting any converts

so give it a rest _bitch boy

And FYI I'm not a muslim

Give it a rest old nigga!

KingEbukasBlog:


Oya bring your jotter and pen let's start Sunday School

rest - cease work or movement in order to relax, sleep, or recover strength.

Now according to the aforementioned verse , God does not sleep or slumber(first point) . Then we know God is omnipotent - all powerful , infinitely powerful , he does not need to recharge(second point ) and He is not biological meaning He is a spirit .

And we are working with the bible right ?

"...and he rested on the seventh day from all his work that he had done" Since an omnipotent (all powerful , infinitely powerful) God , a spirit , does not sleep or slumber we can say He just ceased work (creation) on the seventh day .

I believe the meaning of "rest" coincides with the explanation

Bro you just did 'wuruwuru-to-the-answer' kindof explanation. . .


Lmao at 'we can say he just ceased work on the seventh day'
Bro to cease working is diff from resting

Here are synonyms to 'to cease work': abandon, abdicate, bail out, bow out,
capitulate, cease work, cede, demit, divorce oneself
from, drop, drop out, end service, fold, forgo,
forsake, give notice, give up the ship, hand in
resignation, hand over, hang it up, leave, quit,

Why didn't your bible use thse words instead of 'rest'. . .

you suppose translate bible too o...make u name am NKEV(new king ebuka version)
Nigga I'm done

KingEbukasBlog:


It does not mean He was exhausted . He just stopped creating on the seventh day .

Psalm 121:1- 4



God never sleeps or slumbers , so why does He need rest ? Is he a human or a biological life form ?

The writer just described the end of creation as a rest

Hmm

Bros how you take know?

Annunaki:

Stop sniffing that stuff!

_fucking hypocrite

betterpikin28:



Please get a bible and read the book of Genesis chapter 1and 2

And yes,six days because he blessed the seventh day and rested on that same day.

You mean he took a day off?
He got exhausted?

Annunaki:


Obviously you are a victim of islamic al taquiya experts. My simple question to you is that what convinces you that islam is true despite the fact that it's founder has such a terrible track record and was indeed a criminal.

Obviously you are a victim of yahweh's fairy tale . My simple question to you is that what convinces you that christianity is true despite the fact that it's founder has such a terrible track record and was indeed a serial killer?



Clean the dust in your eyes negro!

Y'all JW never cease to amaze me

Imagine, some set of caucasians(governing body) instruct y'all not to allow your kids go to the university but their own kids have several academic degrees. . .

I know of an elder that had to pull his daughter from school coz he doesn't wanna lose the 'privilege' as an elder

who does that?

joyandfaith:


oh i see. you are one of apostates. your bad mouthing can bring jw down. your aim isd to bring jw down. you can still return to jehovah. it is not too late.

Heheh apostate. . .

What if I don't return?

Just so you know, I have been to their bethel home. . . I see how the white mofos treat the nigerians, I see how they look at the nigerians. . .


Its not religion that makes you a good guy, bad guy and what not. . . Its who you are. Many JW I know are _assholes- true story


I don't do religion anymore coz its all filled with lies and hypocrisy. . . I'm on a spiritual journey to discover self, until then, _fuck JWs (apart from my family tho)