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QueeenKKfire:
I looked from the window, I saw my guys they just entered my lodge. I wore my boxers and my black trowser coupled with a black polo, I went down stairs and met with my niggas they were all in blacks.

They told me they were in my area to drive one ju man, that I should follow them. If only they know what the son of man has passed through they wouldn't have asked me to do that, I couldn't say otherwise because they were my superiors, I agrred. We blazed out.

We reached the guys logde,went to his room,his door was looked(I said praise the Lord in my mind oh) we then decided to come back the next day.

One of them suggested we go to this place and meli, other agreed but I declined told them I had a fever, we parted.
As I entered my lodge some of my lodge members were at the seat out, as they saw me they were hailing me like I just won a jack pot. Some were "emperor how far nah which kind sound I come deh for your room" gossipers, they are all gossipers, especially the girls, they wouldn't you give you p*ssy but when you bring a girl home they will carry the news on their head like gala, stupid people. I ignored them and entered my room, lo and behold my girl, the one I just brought, the very good girl I just f*cked was on the floor gasping for air, Jesus. At that moment I was totally confused, what I was hearing from her was VENTOLIN VENTOLIN pointing towards the wardrobe, immediately with the speed of light I rushed to the wardrobe where she kept her bag.

Stay tuned

Seandisputed:
Them don swallow your destiny like that.

Only you dem swallow him destiny only you still be cultist.
My guy na Pope+ host of pastors go fit deliver you.
You need exorcism ASAP.

2buffagain:
With 500M, you for kuku just relax for Naija.

Anyway, that comes down to about 1.39 million USD.

You are young so I hope you are not thinking about eating the money. What you should be eating is the residuals of the money. 5% annual interest on $1.39m is $69k per year.

That's what you could plan your baseline life on. Not a glamorous life, but it will cover all bills and good life. You can add more as you work some more and add to it.

Unfortunately most Nigerians don't understand these things. They think "big money has come, let's eat the big money small small" instead of thinking "let's eat off the annuity of the big money while keeping the big money intact".

If you do it the right way, you can in turn pass on that 1.39M to the next generation, doing your part to ensure generational wealth for your lineage.

Dpharisee:
In every situation there are always lessons for EVERYONE. My daughter Nkemchoro just made a post in a closed forum stating:

"Nigerians are crying for food after just 2 weeks of staying at home forgetting that the Biafran genocide lasted for 3 years and igbos were condemned to starvation for the THREE YEARS"

And I add: And UNLIKE what happened to the Igbos for 3 years, in this TWO weeks NOBODY is bombing Nigerian MARKETS, SCHOOLS, CHURCHES, HOSPITALS and REFUGEE Camps. Also, NO ONE is imposing either land or sea or aerial BLOCKADE. NO ONE is laying siege and NO ONE is threatening to shoot anything that MOVES or DOESNT move. So for all those who found this two weeks under peaceable conditions difficult, just sit back and imagine what happened to the Igbos for three years between 1967 and 1970 and the United Nations and the rest of the World didn't give a damn. If you are Igbo born after 1970, hug and kiss any Igbo person you know was born before 1970. They are LIVING HEROES! They literally passed through the valley of death. If you are NOT Igbo, don't feel pity for Igbos. Just have an idea of what has happened to them from your experience of the last two weeks.

Francis Duru..

Aladdin1:
Hope say your pure water no pass 10,10naira? becos i hia say unu don increase price of pure water.lol

Chi59:
No. Because you have exchanged your brain for kulikuli.

sweetrace:
Is the government responsible for their feeding?

Papiikush:
If it was some other nairalander that typed this i would have shown concern about his mental stability... Even your quote makes you look silly.

Read it again this time read it slowly and look if it fits in your comment. Sigh... Ode.

There was no information about what transpired between the young couple jumping into conclusion make you sound barbaric. (she might be acting according to self defense)

There are five million and eight ways to deal with a woman without touching her.

This comments shows you were raised in an abusive relationship/marriage and it has really affected your sense of judgment...

seeing the amount of people who actually agree with this makes me realize we are in a new era of physical assault on women. (Lord save my sisters and future daughters from these animals)


Listen dude, Only an animal will raise his hands on a fellow human (I don't give a fück about the victim's gender).

You are a MAN for a reason act like a man and not some adamant predator. If provoked you walk away.

0KNM:
Ha!

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Officialgarri:
That's a common characteristic of the men we call woman-wrapper

NextD18:
Sometimes, just sometimes. You just have to drop the hatred you bear towards people, leave the messenger and focus on the message if you must learn and be knowledgeable.

Doing such doesn't make you a fool--It's common sense.

Righteousness89:
This is Beyond the Ordinary...

Humans are Being Humbled!

Nations are being Humbled!

Hospitals are being Humbled

Organizations and Industries are being Humbled..

World Powers are being Humbled

The High and Mighty are being Humbled!

We All are Nothing but mere Creatures of the ALMIGHTY GOD...

Only Fools will not Fear, Respect and Acknowledge THE ALMIGHTY GOD.

ALMIGHTY FATHER, I FEAR YOU AFRESH

godswilld10:
yes ooo we shame in her

Goodgod213:
Someone said I’m not surprised Buhari tested Negative, Nothing can grow in him - not ideas, not innovations, not even Viruses

NextD18:
I choose to be a living coward in this situation than to be a dead hero.

post=87657227:
We don't know if youths of nowadays ever sit down and plan to make their life meaningful.
All they are looking for is to say trash against men of God.
What many of your type don't know is that you keep shutting doors against your self and your future when you say bs against God's servants.

Just because you have a phone do not give you the right to come online to comment on things you don't understand and say trash.

Well, we will continue to remember you in our prayers.
We just pray God have mercy on this generation.

OgaInnocent:
Why do u have find another room? The best treatment should have been that she should give u chance from the room u paid for, that u have another visitor.

ShinskeNakamura:
God bless you forever. Look up the comments and see bitchees whining about True Love. I pity any iddiot guy that will believe that crap. There is nothing like true love without money.

Just last week, I gave a good fuccking to a fleshy Unizik gal for 5k. Na de so called Big gals oo. What pained me really was the boyfriend that was calling through the night. This girl was sucking my dickk and was still telling the boyfriend how she truely loves him. Kai... Guys sef. When Una go get sense?

Even if your wife or gal loves you without money, thats because she has another guy she is fuccking behind that provides all her needs. Believe me when I tell you this. Women are hardwired to be leeches and bitchees forever.

Nothing Like True Love Ma Niggas.

N.B
The only other time a gal will also maybe try to truely love you is when she is desperate and wants to answer the Mrs title especially when her biological clock is ticking fast. Also Especially when she has been over used and is getting old real quick. She doesn't even mind sweeping your house and the whole Lagos state just to look wife material. She doesnt mind fattening you up like a calf with food. She will fill your fridge with different dishes every weekend. My own is this... Even if you want sweep from Lagos to Onitsha, once the weekend is over... You are gone from my house!

New Gal for the next week. When am done, I will find a baby mama that will bear my children like Timaya while I have time to fucck other nyanshes... Toto too sweet to be stuck to one for life abeg...

God gave women their pussyy for our enjoyment abeg. Lets all enjoy a good Pussyy please.

Keep fucckin them brodas. But always use protection. Nigerian gals are diseased animals. And when fucckin them, don't go too hard so condom doesn't break. Just pretend she is just some random toilet you have to offload your junk and move on to the next toilet when you are pressed again.

My life does not suck and it doesn't suck to be me. I am more happy than you can imagine. Pursue your peace.

Let me tell you guys a boss move story you can learn one or two from.

There was this very beautiful girl I ordered for the weekend. We pretended as if we are dating and love each other. She was smart and am smart too. The plan on my side was for the both of us to have a wonderful weekend all expenses on me. We will drink, eat and fucck to our fill. Then at the end, I will give her a small token for her time. But this bittch had other plans. As we were drinking, she thought I was drunk and used style to start complaining about her phone. She now told me that she needed a phone. Being that I didnt want to loose the fucck I wanted to fucck, I agreed on the condition that it will be next week. My plan was to fucck and forget that she was created. But this gal was smart. She sensed my plans and told me ok... No problem. Around 10 pm, we entered our room that I paid 10k for. When it was time to do the do, this bitcch ass mule told me that she has to suspend the fucck till next week too. I thought this gal was joking oo. She went into the bathroom, took her birth, wore a bum short and 2 Pyjamas she came with and then went under the duver. Wow! To make matters worse, she called her friend and described the hotel she was lodging.... Just in case!

Me? Fall for such claptrap bitcch antics? So I will appear on Nairaland tomorrow as a rapist because of a thirsty bitcch? I didn't even talk much. But man, I was having blue balls and my pennis was so erect. I looked in the mirror and saw her smiling sheepishly on the bed. She was so happy that I was passing through pains because she thought she has boxed me into a corner.

I said no... Am not going to be caught up with this iddiot. Before her, I took my phone and called another student girl named becky. I told her to come. I transferred 5k to her account, called an Uber to go pick her up. I went down to the reception and paid for the next room close to the one me and the iddiot gal was sleeping. Can you believe that when this animal saw that am not joking, she started acting all nice telling me that she was joking. I nearly gave her a blow on her belly. But I didnt want to wound her.

Within 40 minutes, becky arrived... Yellow Paw Paw! I paid her extra 2k to increase her screaming and shouting during the fucck. We were next to the room her fellow bittch was sleeping na. You can imagine between me and her who was happy and is still happy.

In the Morning, I was in the Bar drinking hot tea and soft bread with Becky. The other gal passed like an iddiot on her way home and I was smiling sheepishly this time around!

Iyiataata92:
that's one of the symptoms of coronavirus. Talking when you should be quiet, just like roaming around when you should be at home

The guy is really sick

Chamber2000:
Seriously you are dumb. I asked my younger sisters to go rent their own apartment back in 2015 and today it's the best decision we all made.

They can think like matured ladies and a step ahead of your narrow minded type

youngbabaj:
More than 1million churches and mosques 4 billion members, 200 religions fighting 1 Satan for more than 10000 years , Satan please die na