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The Op.

Endtime survey.

With all these challenges we have around us, so someone can still think out this kinda stuff.

I also believe in revolution. The problem is we need a sincere influential elder who also believes in the ability of the youth.

Please ignore both of them and go for English classes.

Only in africa.

You're right bro. But are you sure of this being your stuff Cos I've read it on facebook and some blogs severally before seeing here on NL.

What is this one saying

Wow! Looking cute.

Expository.

kamirun225:
How did u know ur girlfriend is calling to ask how ur night was She may be calling to tell u she just won a 10 million naira lottery or rather that she is done with u... And u dey here dey form importance... Dey there, she may as well travel out before the 10 days is over



U dey run for valentine spending.. Kikikii

Yinmu! She even texted me the "how was night".

I don't know if it is because of allegation against it as the sole causer of Lassa heimonographic fever or what. Now see what happened:
I came back from work last night took my bath and rushed with whole anticipation to watch Barca vs Valencia match. When I put on my Ctl receiver I saw "no signal" on my tv. I off my ctl, on it again "no signal". I was frustrated. 9:55pm, off and on my ctl again stil l "no signal" WTF!. I frustratedly slept off... Woke up this morning my "no signal" tv was still watching me. I said what is this I went out to check my antenna, lo and behold rats has eaten up my wire into pieces. Two of them were even still eating the remaining wire till they saw me coming and ran away. Now my girlfriend has been calling to say " honey pie, how was your night". But am not picking because am very angry and I don't even want to call her or see again till after ten days from today, that is after 14th feb because am vexing. Please what should I do Thanks for reading. please reply.
cs:Tallesty1, Lalasticlala, naijaboy.

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Hmm, wetin be that It's because you're broke bro

You should be asking, "how do I prevent myself from having sex with her"? Stop having sex with her, find another girl and start up on a clean slate...

Age is seriously telling on this o'man. When a kettle is trying hard to call pot black in order to fix it's own blackness

Fanta sweet na. You for use alomo bitter as content.

Wow! This is expository. I just tried amusing myself right now by looking at my plasma tv then began recalling the old wooden tv in our little poor sitting room with long antenna pole on the top. Most times you only need to spank the tv to reset it. This has really put me up in a gisting mood. Thanks op for sharing this.

Anti wailers to take over.

Mercy Johnson.

I hope you'll type same thing come 2019.

Inspiring. Lalasticlala will like this.

Lassa burger.

Atlantian:
I advise you not to sound a conviction on something you know nothing about. You are telling us Buhari should not devalue the currency, yet you end up my asking us to enlighten you on the entire devaluation issue.

The value of a currency is dependent on the demand and supply of that currency. The price of oil which is our major export is now on the region of $30pb against $120pb that it was about a year ago. Simple maths indicate that 30 is 0.25 percent or 1/4 of 120. So as at 1 year ago, naira was 190 to 1$. So common sense shows that value of naira at this moment is supposed to be theoretically 4 x 190 = 760 naira to a dollar, but based on the fact that fx rate is not determined by just crude sales but affected by marginal fluctuation differences in fx as well as other indices, we are currenctly exchanging at about 300 to a dollar in the parallel market, which I believe is the true market.

Devaluing our currency is bad, yes it sounds very bad and it is, but that is the price you pay for a Federal Government that depends on Niger Delta crude oil alone. The FG bars exploration of solid minerals by the states since 1960 and so, they operate a quasi mono-product economy yet expects miracles from heaven.

We are doomed my friend, because you even need lots of money to develop new frontiers, the money we do not have. And yet we borrow to pay salaries. The debt will become so huge that we will basically default and our external reserve will be fleeced. That is when we will not be able to buy arms to fight boko haram, or import basic necessities like food and drugs.

Again, we are doomed, except the silly politicians at Aso Rock go on a viral campaign of mandating States to engage in Private Sector JV to explore revenue options like allowing states to run their local economies, explore their minerals. Fiscal independence of states is all that Nigeria needs. When there is no more such much money controlled by the FG. There is will be less to be stolen there and everyone will love to live and work in his/her state.

I am in Lagos because Federal Government chose to operate commercial seaports and airports here alone. All oil companies are here and I virtually see myself leaving my paradaisical state to live in a noisy, chaotic place. Everything is just wrong. There is no perfect place where madness meets with ignorance like this country.

1. Allow states to access their resources and pay royalties and taxes to FG.
2. Allow State to own their police
3. Allow State to design their tax codes.
4. Allow states to merge if they chose to.

Brother did you just type this or you've typed for a long time expecting to paste against this kind of topic
Well I must say you struck very vital points at areas that need urgent attentions from the FG to the state government aswell as other sectors.
But me I still have strong agree with Buhari's resistance to naira devaluation. Believe me with the motions being set by the Bank Of Industries, CBN, and others in trying to develop and harness our mineral and human resources, I am sure the Federal Government has plans up their sleeves to set a junction where the resisted naira devaluation meets with a export ready industries all round the country. I think we need the feel the pressure of a weak naira a bit much in other to motivate us to go into breaking and dusting up our solid mineral and human resources than for us to weaken naira just to encourage importation. This will even help by bringing more positive impact on our GDP.

Who cares

What about those living in mainland where you book time you bathroom as early as 4:0am

You just broke my heart bro.

Hahahahaha!! So funny. Which comedian said this

This people again

Hmmm... Source.