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Ugliest:
Hello NLder's , I'm a security guard in love with a girl that is doing her IT in the company where i work., i have never felt this way for a girl before..but this particular girl attract's my heart., I don't know how to express my feelings to her coz i don't know how she will take it, I'm just a mere security guard and i know that most girls don't like dating a security guard..

pls NLder's, i need an advice.....i love this girl so much...what will i do to get her attention..??
It's 1:10am and i cant sleep still thinking about her

pls don't mind my English, I'm still a learner tho

My brother, you write good English you must be a guard with class;-)
Now this is what you'll do:
First of all start getting friendly with her, never conceal your intention to her yet.
Then after somedays, ask her what she thinks about a girl so beautiful dating a guard. Now observe her body language while she answers the question. Girls mostimes say something else while meaning something else. If her response and body language is positive as in with smiles and all, take it as cue and after a day or two open up and tell her you've been admiring her nice character and you'll like to take her out. While out with her just tell her you like her and some sweet nothings. Make it fun.
BUT if she responds negatively with every drop of seriousness and may be frowns, hmmm my brother just take your heart to somewhere safe to avoid regrettable embarassments Goodluck Sir.

Wonderful! The part of Michael Jordan 277 yrs got me cracking. God bless us with Bill Gate's Ideas. Amen.

Atlantian:
Marriage is not an achievement, even a beggar marries. If you have seen and spent and you dont own a house, then your fore-fathers are disappointed in you.

Guy you dey on your own o! Dem tell you say dem dey build house for barbing saloon. If you don build your own, no intimidate your brothers....

Pinopinoguy:
Congrats but how come u didn't open a thread when u dey fire.

Him no know the fire wey go cook the womb egg na
And who knows, him fit don dey fire before the marriage proper sef

Wow! beauriful... Thank God for safe delivery.
A future nairalander is born

Charleschidera:
seriously i enjoy that day no matter that i didn't celebrate it but dat is remarkable..... I hope you will celebrate this yrs own?

Of course bro... Happy birthday in advance..

Oh this guys should STFU. What do they actually have to do with the list Are the ministers going to serve APC party or the entire country.

The main problem of the Igbos is just this: competition! A typical igbo man takes it that life is all about manipulating your way to be better than your immediate neighbour even when is your brother or sister. If we can start learning tolerating one another at all cost then definitely, with all our brain and resources we can rule the universe. Let's blame no one for any misery.:-/

Good! Source pleas...

Should I take this as the "EMBER MONTH" syndrom Father deliver your people from pain and death.
RIP to the lives lost

I'll go for malaria test.

Hehe... The baby at the back. Talk about grabbing the bull by the horn

Nice. I go with 1 & 2. No 4 sounds like one who lacks self esteem.

Omotayor123:
Exactly!, After failing in Another school, they see NOUN as the way out to cover shame.

Very true. And when they get into the school they get disappointed because of the initial thought that NOUN is a school of bread and butter. Freshers of NOUN really needs sheer orientation on what its all about.

Charleschidera:
Me and my senior sister rep 9th Sept......... Happy bday in advance to Us

Huh! My birthday mate here!
I had one of my most special day around 2009, when I celebrated 09/09/09. Twaz great...

nawtibownie:
No. 3 . Sexiest and Coolest.

You mean am sezy and cool huh...

Hazardd:
because i have been hearing some girls that says money is not everything in a relationship even the naija girls

Yea, money is not really everything as they say, but never expect anything close to stable. She can zoom off anytime someone with the pepper comes around no matter how much love she declares for you...

My brother, until you marry a lady, never take her faithful and all that especially in a long distance r/ship..

Please how will a brother wirh unstable finance expect a stable romance Especially for naija wey we dey...

eleko1:
There's nothing wrong with dat.U expect his Fada to hide his Physical identity/problem?Do u think the young will just walked away without dat Mental issue?

My brother, it's called "psychological screening"... Nothing wrong with revealing the son's illness, but stressing on it to extent of trying to privide evidence sounds like someone was already suspecting him or some kind of interrogation...

Wow! Awesome!! This must be MAMA'S cake... Mama's food always make me hungry.!!

Which father be this ni? Instead of him to be sunk into action to locate our brother he's talking about schizophrenia evidence... Hmm like am even smelling some foul play around him already.

rheether:
Never trust a woman.

And this just came from a woman God is watching all you ladies...

Abuja

You know!!! He's still a human...

This is absurd really.