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Teespice:
oga, focus on the message and not the messenger.

uselessgoat:
why is it that our mothers pussscy are so wide and smelly my mother slept nakKed in her room this night and when i entered her room to take pure water i saw her spreading her legs and i noticed she has no clitoriz. she was circumsized and her pussscy was wide and the stench in her room was terrible. what can i do to correct this? please help

PreacherxSon:
Except you are not matured emotionally as a Guy or
you are just too incapable of stepping up your
game, the following characters should be a total
turn-off for any right thinking Guy with class!

1. "Mature" Ladies that EXHIBIT: You can see the mature in quotation marks because I doubt if they are really matured ! most babes who are above 25 still exhibit there goods! Don't you look at yourself in the
mirror and see how you look like a fairly used who.re ?
Dress
decently ladies and stop all these silly attributes of a
naïve teen that you are always trying to put up! That's irresponsibility to the core!!! No responsible man will like to date you abeg, they only will like to date the exhibited items.

2. Calling a guy countless times because he is rich: Its time to behave yourselves ladies. When you call a guy up to 3 times
and he's not picking, chill and see if he calls you
back. If he doesn't, it means he isn't into you at
all. If he calls back, fine. You should know this by
now; calling him all the way when he's not picking
exposes you as a desperate love-starved babe that can be used and dumped! Personally, this Pisses me off..

3. Wanting to turn him into your ATM machine immediatly you meet
a guy: Except he is a man of easy virtue, begging for money would definitely turn a right-thinking
man off immediately! What if he's your brother ?
Would you want another babe to turn hm into an ATM machine
just like that? It is the unusual, abnormal and
unnecessary thirst for money that makes many babes to act like hunger bags when you see a man, you begin to analyze his pockets with your ravened eyes like hungry lions.

4. Begging a guy to love you because he is rich: Any babe that begs me to love her has already been seen as an
incurable bed warmer by me. It is a huge turn-off!!!
Whether you do it through phone call, sms or face
to face, its still the same thing. Do you know how you appear when you do this? Like a dumb ass! Yea, a dumb lass Some would even go as far as kneeling down for you.

5. Bad English a.k.a (tianwww !): When some babes open their mouth to speak, you would be surprised! They
can't even differentiate past tense from present
tense or past-participle from past tense!
I once met a babe in an eatery, as the conversation went on, she had to tell me ''i didnt slept the day before yesterday, i didnt slept yesterday, my mum has been over labouring me at home, for three days now i have not slepted'' tianwwwww !
I had to look around on code if someone else heard that !!! Instantly, right
there, sitting with her, I was turned off.

6. Begging evry guy you come across for birthday gifts, ashebi accessories etc

7. women abeg help me fill up the seventh character, i don try jooooor


#BuhThatsNonOfMyBusiness !!!

Jenny1010:
C'mon we all know" half an hour" stuff was made up by the man to cover up .

Jenny1010:
What other reason would it be? Is it to safe the milk or wat

Jenny1010:
In the Church today, there was a couple with their baby sitting close to me. In the middle of the service, the baby began to cry profusely, and it was disturbing. Everybody around them was suggesting to the woman to breast feed her baby, that probably the baby is hungry. As the woman was about to bring out her breast to feed the baby, the husband interjected. He said it not up to 30minutes the baby was feed, so there is no way she could get hungry so soon, that the cry is probably triggered by the loud sound speaker situated behind them. On saying that, he stood , carry the baby and walk out of the church building to calm her .

I was like wow! So men dey jealous reach like this. He doesn't want another man to see his wife's 'bobby', to him na personal stuff. But , same man will stand in any corner of the street, bring out his 'johnny' and start urinating without minding how many women sees it. How do you think your woman feels about that? Check am nawh.

Jenny1010:
In the Church today, there was a couple with their baby sitting close to me. In the middle of the service, the baby began to cry profusely, and it was disturbing. Everybody around them was suggesting to the woman to breast feed her baby, that probably the baby is hungry. As the woman was about to bring out her breast to feed the baby, the husband interjected. He said it not up to 30minutes the baby was feed, so there is no way she could get hungry so soon, that the cry is probably triggered by the loud sound speaker situated behind them. On saying that, he stood , carry the baby and walk out of the church building to calm her .

I was like wow! So men dey jealous reach like this. He doesn't want another man to see his wife's 'bobby', to him na personal stuff. But , same man will stand in any corner of the street, bring out his 'johnny' and start urinating without minding how many women sees it. How do you think your woman feels about that? Check am nawh.