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He should better sell it and buy house.

OP tell me, how many Pm have you gotten from the ladies now. ? ?

megacool360:
It was just yesterday, i decided to go and chill out in an exclusive lounge. I saw this guy with his sweet looking babe enjoying themselves. Not too long after, in front of them was the waiter with the bill which was about 28k. To my surprise, the girl quickly opened her purse brought out 30k, paid and told the waiter to keep the change (i stared in awe of the girl). After the waiter had left, the guy started asking her "baby why didn't you allow me to take care of the bills"? The girl then said something that impressed me, she actually told the guy that she is not after his money that the only thing she needs from him is his love, care and attention. I was like "OMG! This nigga don hammer. This dude don catch real diamond walahi". I was already getting jealous of the guy and wishing i was this dude when i just heard a voice ''cut! cut!! cut!!! cut!!!! That was the movie director and right behind me was the camera man. It was then I said to myself "okkkkk, so na movie una dey shoot sef, no wonder!! I for say na". Because the last time this kind thing happened for real was in the late 70s during the time of Shagari. Lolzzzz. Nollywood always giving us false hope with women.

But i wonder why the ladies have refused to learn this singular good act from Nollywood. Hmm! God help us with women oo.

It's very obvious your are jobless bro. Not your fault sha, I blame it on GEJ.

Goshh!! This is very disturbing. . . I wonder the kind of heart some women are made up of. A woman around my hood, you dare not touch her kids but she keep grinding and cutting her housemaid.

Rest in peace to my brother and all those killed by bokoharam. You are all special.

Line of silence.
Just staring at her my brain shut down.
She let out a wicked hiss "mstcheeeeeeewwwwand left me there tongue tied. Chaii. I later got her sha.

When the money is talking, the b.ullshite gets. . .

Yahasa:



Lol, then he'll be hooked short term. We are talking long term hooking.
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Yea, just a smart short cut.
You take the short term parole and make it long bae. Smartness is not a sin.

You posted the topic twice, now i don't know which one will make front page. Well, lemme park here.
For me i hate the not "not returning calls and text message" ish. She shows me love and is hardly playing any of other numerations, but call and message stuff. Well just watching with a spare heart sha.

Long talk.!
1 to 11: Rob your bossom on the flat top of his head, and watch his brain mixing up with his hair cream. Hooked.!

Ok o
*modified*
which road are you talking about? ?
Have you gone through enugu onitsha expressway, or enugu portharcourt express road.
Bros stop typing things from France just because you hear say from your naija PDP brothers.
Also based on the years ish, my nephew is just 3yrs now and is very wise in handling several things at home. I wonder if you expect the suffering downstream sector to stop crying out their minds and overlook things until the president rules for 80years. Hmm, oga you sound educated lemme believe you are just been blinded by some fundamental logics.

*Farts on thread. Cover nose and run outta thread*

JayKayMaybachz:
Jaykaymaybachz is ma monicker on NL

I have got ma real names, like err'one here do

It seems you don't get it

Its like I do.
Let's wait and see if Seun and the supermods will help out by taking the rampage to the front page.

Tydies:
Bros, you smart die..See as you take style style they run free advert for hia..I tuale for you baba, you still try..

haha. . . You said it while i was typing..
Let's hope the mod gives the guy some leverage to front page.

Last time I checked your name is Jaykaymaybachz. Am imagining you just trying to promote your homeboy via nairaland.??

One thing i know about extreme bookaholics is that they remain very boring until they go mad.

NgeneUkwenu:
Look well! Can't you see some under-aged voters with Placards??

lol

Before i comment, what is tom boy and girly boy.

I don't if it's me, but i see nothing intimidating here..

Politics: a game of interest.

Nice one. But all these effects only sets in if the person in question has a sound conscience. I've met lots of people who don't give a damn about the past and not even the future. Smh for them sha.

greatgod2012:
I will simply tell him that"beauty is in the eyes of the beholder" and ask him direct if he wants me or her.



Although, appreciating her beauty once in a while isn't bad or saying it better that you're all beautiful species in your family would be much more appreciated.

Wisdom is more profitable in all things.

This will sound more like insecurity from you.
You'll better just get back at him by ignoring him. As in totally!. When he ask you then you school him on the impact of those empty words.

That's a very bad omen. . . Really this is a very frustrating mindset default with black people. We tend to say things without first thinking what effect our words will produce at a long run. We just say "am speaking my mind" as if we are speaking it to a tree.!

halimaabi:
#SCAMBUHARI #LOVEGOODLUCK JONATHAN

Don't be deceived Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that.”
― Martin Luther King Jr

And the same light has refused to drive out darkness for 6years now. Same you could have called Gov. FASHOLA of Lagos darkness, but behold he has illuminate the state more than any past "light" gov. has done. . .

Also check the internet strength. Anything less than 3G will only get you frustrated while browsing.
The memory and RAM capacity.

*Blushing* the certificate saga is about to having a table turn on Mr. GEJ.
But am suspecting mama patience must have left it in her tailoring shop.
Well, let's see if he is gonna have a CLUE on his certificate this time around..

justmag:
You are very wrong. I kno too many virgins that are wealthy and they just have beliefs that's greater than sex.

Yea, but that is theirs personal principles. Not because ladies refused dating them.