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Give them money just money and the swings will be gone.

A cute thick lady with moderate stretch marks, mild body odour. . . my strange turn on.

linusbnn:
Ok Sir, na mistake....Solomon

Lol. You're welcome my boy.

linusbnn:
I invite u? Shame on yu to dey complain abt MB

Next time on the title you put (sensible people keep off)

Gimme 5 bad cooks for wife, but a nag *makes sign of the cross* please give it to the parents, cos am sure to oneday commit suicide or murder.

What answer do you expect from people like us who aint married and got no car.

sleeky8:
Abeg me help me ask am o.

Why we are so sentimental is beyond me. GEJ made 97 promises and he has been able to fulfil just a mere 19 and you want him to continue?

The worst for me has to be the immigration scam, 19 unemployed youths died. How come Abba moro is still minister?

*smh* my bra the thing tire me o! Even from the mere 19 are still scam. I read a documentary where the cost of railway rehabilitation (not construction o) was compared to cost of Spain speed train construction o! I almost shed tears. Nigeria's was double.

Nicklaus:
So why did it become a thing of the past Did she relent on being sexy Just curious.

Nop? We just parted ways. She went to far north and i don't do long distance. Still missing her tho.

Swiftboy:
Relax! Transformation starts from the north,its coming southwards...it'll reach you in due time.

Lol. Am relaxed. But I would rather prefere CHANGE.

Lachynos2k2:
if u had visited enugu-ph expresway lately u won't come here to spew rubbish.

Lately?? Use your head bro, that is campaign strategy. Use your grey matter for once.

elantraceey:
Yea you're correct , that should be a better title.

Seriously you look strikingly identical with my kid sister. So cute.

afolag:
what led to d break up. ..full gist plz

Lol. Twz natural. She moved to kaduna after graduation and i don't do long distance romance, we agreed, she opened up to a new boo , i came down to enugu but still single.
Stopped talking with her much, but am still missing every bit of her much.

The more i read through your post, the more confusing it turns out to be. . . . Urrmm. . . Iii. . . I yes its it was on sunday.
What am I saying sef? OP please come again.

This thread should be dedicated to the ajebors.
For ajekpako like me, i no need all these queues.
"babe you know me i love you. I want to marry you". She answer "ok," we go see her pipo. She answer no, i go see my alternative. Shikena.

I only regret the mb i wasted opening this kunu thread.

And you think we don't deserve to know how the punny wewechu is? Cos me i think that the root of all those tears.

onyebu1:
i LOVE YOU

Another missed call .!

I smelled this counter from afar. But seriously this thread should be title "7 ways to identify a responsible lady".
I've dated a gal who never ask anything from me and easily gives but then not rich at all. A poor student. Its just in her.

charismaticdave:
We are close friends, before we become close friends, I hit on you but you categorically told me, if am the last man on earth, you will enrol in Catholic Seminary, now am married, you want me back.



What are you?

What should I do?

Do I look like a gay?¿ Please spare me those allegations.

Hmm, too long.
I only heard the two were virgins before they got married then i started worrying if their children can really follow same steps.
Virginity now sound so awkward

All these remain assuredly true of any serious punny hunter. But after item 7, i can't assure you.

RotrEmmanuel:


OP is as useless as his father.

Go and learn handwork.

If only your paymaster (GEJ) had given the OP better work.
But the truth remains the truth and can never be drowned, giving this man another 4yrs will be like shredding the already broken naija.

Seriously, stretch mark has been a big turn on for me, cos i always find it more pronounced on thick (as in fAt) soft skinned ladies and this physical qualities+nice face and butt, gives me a bumpy hardon.

Goodluck served himself this bitter meal. If he had stood up to the occasion and fight this cowards tooth and nail, he sure would have been campaingning against any oppositions this year. Well let anybody win but let love and peace reign.

"The commander whose identity cannot be revealed"¿
When are these guys going to stop toying with our curiosity.?.
But do they think we mind about who among the BH boys was sent to hell?
Let them not worry, there is a man coming to wipe their sorry aszes out after feBUHARI.

Can't read it clearly through my nokia 3310

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